Parakarry123$: Peach: I'M NOT CLEANING THAT UP! I MIGHT BREAK A NAIL!
Parakarry123$: Bowser: This is how we say "I love you" in Dark Land!

Super Goomba: Soda Lake + Gameshark = HUGE WEIRDNESS!!!

Jr. Troopa: Peach: I knew I should've stayed home watching Sea Biscuit!

Iggy_Koopa: Bowser was really mad when he saw Mario painting the wall the wrong color.

Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: Heh, heh, heh... Ooops! the princess is coming!
Trollish Beastfighter: Look! Mario has horns!
Trollish Beastfighter: Poor Mario was put to the job of HAND CLEANING Isle Delfino's graffiti.
Trollish Beastfighter: Apparently, Mario, Peach, and Bowser exist in different parallel universes.
Trollish Beastfighter: Mario doesn't like to look at what really happened in Super Mario Sunshine.
Trollish Beastfighter: The most well-drawn piece of graffiti Mario needs to clean.

Duplipuff: Peach: Umm, Mario, you can save me any time now...
Duplipuff: Bowser: How dare you track mud on the floor, Mario?!
Duplipuff: Bowser: Mario, you missed a spot.
Duplipuff: Mario: Wow! Cleaning the oceans is a lot easier in Mario Paint!

Pokemaniac Joe: Mario: It's okay, guys, because I'll just erase the sea!
Pokemaniac Joe: Mario: ... No, really, Peach... I got some great news... I just saved a bunch of money
Pokemaniac Joe: on my car insurance by switching to Geico...
Pokemaniac Joe: Clown Copter: Ooh, I shouldn't have eaten that extremely large hot dog!
Pokemaniac Joe: Peach: Wow, it's a solar eclipse!
Pokemaniac Joe: Bowser: AAAAA! The sun burns my eyes!!!

Slashing NightWolf: Torpedo Ted: Man, that's one badly drawn sun.

Tayra: Mario: GO BOWSER! THAT'LL TEACH PEACH FOR LETTING HERSELF GET KIDNAPPED!

Yoshi kid: Reality TV has never been this honest and BRUTAL! It's America's Most One-Sided Fist
Yoshi kid: Fights!

Freezy Toad: The next Super Mario World.

Pat: Mario: I'd like to help, but'm busy painting the ocean.

MetaKnight: Peach: Bowser! Hurry up and save me from Mario!

Petey Piranha Fan: Peach: What a wonderful day for a swim... away from those Koopas...

Bridgette McCarthy: Peach: AHHHHHHH! Oh crud!

Paperlemmy: Mario: Without FLUDD, this is just wrong...

Drew: Mario: La la la. Cleaning the picture of Bowser throwing a bowling ball a Peeeeeach... next to a
Drew: swirly thingyyyyyy.
Drew: The Klown Kopter is angry because HE has to hold Bowser's weight.

Deathyboy: Peach: If I just float still, the torpedo can't see me...
Deathyboy: Mario: How am I standing on the ocean?
Deathyboy: Mario: How did I leave footprints on the ocean's surface?

Koopa Dude: So it was MARIO who really made the Super Mario World artwork!
Koopa Dude: Peach tried to escape from SURVIVOR, but security proved to be too tough...

realoser: Peach: I wish I knew how to swim.

HarraAlaKing: Mario: Remember, kiddies, polluting in Peach's private swimming pool is bad for the
HarraAlaKing: environment.

Flameboo: Peach: AHH! A Bullet Bill in the water!

MetalYoshi: Fed up with only receiving a cake and a kiss every time, Mario expressed his feelings on
MetalYoshi: the community mural. ***FIRST PRIZE***

papermario: Bowser obviously doesn't understand what it means to do a cannonball in the water. **GOOD papermario: PRIZE**

Pyro'd: Happy times in the summer...
Pyro'd: Saving Peach in front of a badly drawn background with an incredibly large ocean... with a mop!
Pyro'd: Created in my basement... My damp and dark basement...
Pyro'd: Bowser: Bombs away! Man, I always wanted to say that...

Coin Block Guy: Mario: I hate propaganda as much as I hate Bowser!

Twista: Peach: Well, this is the last time I go on an ocean cruise with Mario... **GOOD PRIZE**

Koopus: Peach: Okay, I don't even want to KNOW where that thing came from!
Koopus: Bowser: Now that you have discovered my secret hiding place for miscellaneous items, random in
Koopus: an otherwise normal area... You must DIE!!!

Antwan: It's really ironic that Mario doesn't know how to use Mario Paint.
Antwan: After 5,000 miles, Bowser couldn't hold it any longer.

Pat: Peach: Mario, next time we go swimming, let's not invite Bowser.

Bam: Bowser: Ooops! I meant to capture her - not kill her!
Bam: Moral: NEVER... go swimming without swimming lessons!

jessea: Bullet Bill: Glub, glub, glub!
jessea: Bowser: BWAHAHA! Huh? What's that warning light?! No don't tell me- ARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Koopa Dude: Bowser takes over the Fishing Channel and Mario is forced to paint the background.
Koopa Dude: Peach has a choice: get hit with a boulder, blown up by a Torpedo Ted, or hit with Mario and
Koopa Dude: his paintbrush.
Koopa Dude: It's Jaws: Super Mario Style.

Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: Bowser must be eating too much (again) because the Koopa Clown Car is about
Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: to have an aneurysm.

Boolia: Bowser: Bombs away!
Boolia: Peach: Oh dear.
Boolia: I hate bomb parties.

Josh: Mario's mom told Mario to clean up his mess, and then he could save Princess Peach.
Josh: The sun is a spiral, that means it's becoming a black hole!!!
Josh: Bowser has come out of the yellow swirling vortex of doom, everybody run!!! Or swim...
Josh: As you can see, Peach is praying.

MarioFanaticXV: Bloopers reel: Super Mario World.
MarioFanaticXV: The problem? Blue screen malfunction.

Sarah Harris: Mario is painting the wall of Peach in the water with a torpedo out of water. And here's Bowser
Sarah Harris: dropping a huge, round thing.

Zeus: Bullet Bill: Help, I'm drowning!

ian1: Peach throws a ball with dotted lines coming out of the top at Bowser.

ProfChaos: Today is going to be a blast.

Extreme nintendo master: Not knowing that Peach is swimming, Bowser accidentally releases a ball from
Extreme nintendo master: Mario World.
Extreme nintendo master: If I didn't know better, I'd say Mario is really painting the water.

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Peach: You know, "shockingly", this isn't helping me get over my fear of swimming...

Supa Koopa: Torpedo Ted's new name: Jaws (Of Steel).

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