Bam: A human playing a brown Yoshi at chess?! Whatever next?
Bam: It doesn't take a genius to figure out this chess match...

Yoshi kid: Forced to do community service, Rex is matched up with the retirement home's inventor, who
Yoshi kid: keeps saying "BINGO!"

Boogaloo: E. Gadd: CHECK... AND MATE! HA! I'd like to thank the Academy!

Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: The Toad has problems, because he thinks that he is on TV when he's only
Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: holding a spoon.

MetaKnight: E. Gadd: Checkmate, Mate!

Super Goomba: E. Gadd: Woohoo! That recycling can is mine!

MarioFanaticXV: Toadsworth: Gadd, I've told you before, the chess club is for the students, not the
MarioFanaticXV: teachers!
MarioFanaticXV: Rex: How old did you say you were?
MarioFanaticXV: After a malfunction, Gadd's new invention caused him to believe he was a high school MarioFanaticXV: student again.
MarioFanaticXV: Gadd: Checkmate again! What? Best 100 out of 199? Why not!

Dylan: Although it may look like E. Gadd and the brown Rex are playing chess, they are really playing "Annoy
Dylan: Each Other by Making Random Moves".

Koopus: E. Gadd: We've used the same game board 3,956 times, now that's what I call recycling!
Koopus: Toadsworth: Um... I'm here about a spoon delivery, is one of you Mr. E. Gadd?
Koopus: E. Gadd: Uba Duba Yabbu Yabbu! (This chess piece also has a hidden feature. Ho ho, I knew it
Koopus: would come in handy one day... It detects swindeling Toads in sunglasses.)
Koopus: Toadsworth: There is no spoon, there is no spoon, there is no spoon... Why isn't it bending?!
Koopus: Toadsworth: Hmm... Where do I recycle the paper and the spoon?

Z-Kidd 500: Toadsworth: (in Elvis voice) Thank you, thank you very much.
Z-Kidd 500: E. Gadd: Hey, I'm not as short as I used to be, and my hair still looks worse than my wife's!

Waluigi's Twin: E. Gadd: Who says I'm as big an idiot as Mario? Now, king me!
Waluigi's Twin: Brown Yoshi: I don't know what's weirder: E. Gadd thinking we're playing checkers, or why I
Waluigi's Twin: stuck a tack to my nose!

Trollish Beastfighter: Toadsworth: So that is how you play chess...
Trollish Beastfighter: Yet another fatal victim of Professor E. Gadd's lectures.
Trollish Beastfighter: After losing his tail, Yoshi sat in the special competitor's chair only to find his chess
Trollish Beastfighter: opponent was too good.
Trollish Beastfighter: Toadsworth: What?! I come to the Japanese all-you-can-eat bar and all I get is a trash
Trollish Beastfighter: heap?! **GOOD PRIZE**
Trollish Beastfighter: E. Gadd: You are getting very sleepy... Keep staring at my glasses and become my
Trollish Beastfighter: pawn. Next up for hypnotism, Toadsworth?

General Cheep: E. Gadd: Didn't I tell you? Compost-powered Chess is my greatest invention yet!
General Cheep: Announcer: And the winner, Elvin Gadd, gets the community service of picking up garbage
General Cheep: and putting it in this bin!
General Cheep: Brown Yoshi: Ugh, I thought this was the MAJONG tournament.

Paperlemmy: Toadsworth: This is it! Whoever wins this game wins the world's supply of garbage that needs
Paperlemmy: to be recycled!

Double D: E. Gadd became so obsessed with checkmating Rex in five moves that he forgot that he could
Double D: checkmate him in four.
Double D: E. Gadd: That's odd, I've never seen the "Ruler of the Universe" piece before.
Double D: Rex: Would you quit explaining the history of the pieces and move them?!
Double D: E. Gadd didn't realize that a "Chinese Chess Tournament" wasn't the same thing as a "Chinese
Double D: Checkers Tournament".
Double D: Announcer: In a stunning move, Gadd has taken his rook and is beating Rex over the head with it! Double D: ***FIRST PRIZE***
Double D: Announcer: Thank you for coming today! Please remember to take all of your empty pop cans and
Double D: popcorn bags with you, and empty all valuble items into the nearest "recycling" bin.

Star_Daniel: E. Gadd: Checkmate! Yabbo yabbo! Hay hay, suka suka, wihch wihchc wichchchchh!
Star_Daniel: Yoshi Rex Thing: ALAH ACHBA! (God is great!)

Kkadwell: Professor Gadd, after experiencing a late midlife crisis, decides to relive his "high-stakes" high
Kkadwell: school days.

The Fuzzy: Due to the low budget, the audience was replaced with a well stocked dumpster.
The Fuzzy: Announcer: And Gadd puts his opponent in checkmate once again, for a 23-game streak!
The Fuzzy: Rex: That's my piece, you know...

Freezy Toad: E. Gadd kills the gangster Yoshi's king.
Freezy Toad: E. Gadd thought he won when the gangster Yoshi killed his king.

Koopa Kid #1: E. Gadd beat the brown Yoshi in chess.

Popple: E. Gadd: Carry the two... multiply by 100... and add 7 to its square root... Aha! The best move is to
Popple: make this pawn move one space forward!

Pokemaniac Joe: E. Gadd: I shall now eat your cookie chess piece!
Pokemaniac Joe: Rex: (I just love playing checkers!)
Pokemaniac Joe: Rex: Okay, I know Roy is a geek, a freak, and an idiot, but that doesn't change the fact that
Pokemaniac Joe: heeeeee's standing right behind me disguised as Toadsworth isn't he?

Boshee: Gadd: Ha! Try checkmating him WAY UP HERE! **GOOD PRIZE**
Boshee: Toadsworth: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the competitors are locked in tense concentration. Every
Boshee: cell in their beings is focused on winning the grand prize: one of these totally hip vests!

Zeus: Toad Announcer: *munch chew munch* Too... much... sticky... toffee...

Kirbyfancobra: Rex: I don't understand why you're putting chess pieces on a checkerboard, but what
Kirbyfancobra: REALLY confuses me is why you put one on my nose.

MetalYoshi: E. Gadd: And look, see this pawn? Mr. Pawn, say hello to Mr. Recycling Bin! *cackle*

Tayra: E. Gadd: Ah, I see that this small mechanism has led me to an event where I am happy to have done so
Tayra: well in this event of fun... In other words, I WIN!

Martin: Anytime Toadsworth freestyles, you know you've got yourself quite the party.

Sarah Harris: The Master's half brother, Joe, is telling Natan Reznoshi (on the left) and E. Gadd (on the
Sarah Harris: right) to play cards.

Slashing NightWolf: E. Gadd: Lolz n00b! Jooz can't beat me at chess and muh internet slang!

Silver Knight: Orange Toad: The inner machanations of this spoon bewilder me...
Silver Knight: E. Gadd: ...Therefore, I deduce that this queen is loaded!

Flameboo: Toadsworth: And in this corner, we have the master of chess, Rhino Yoshi! In the other corner,
Flameboo: we have the smartest professor in the sprit world... here comes... Professor E. Gadd! Get ready to
Flameboo: BBRRRAAAWWWLLLL!

Koopa Dude: The brown Rex could only wonder why someone as smart as Professor E. Gadd had chosen to
Koopa Dude: hold the Mushroom Kingdom chess tournament at the Recycling Center.
Koopa Dude: Toadsworth tries to become the next 50 Cent.
Koopa Dude: E. Gadd: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY PAWN!!!

Parakarry123$: Professor E. Gadd: And so I declare that this object is indeed yellow!

Ian: I win! I told ya I was a smart one!

Duplipuff: Rex: Wait a minute... This isn't checkers.
Duplipuff: Toad: I told Mommy to get me the blue lollipop, not the gray one!
Duplipuff: E. Gadd: I have concluded that this chess piece contains the power not only to win the game but
Duplipuff: also to supply a small town with a year's supply of plastic... That is, if you increase its mass to the
Duplipuff: size of a small town.

hairy: E. Gadd: Checky-matey!

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