Boshee: Everyone else knew that Hookbill was having a birthday bash, but once again, Lantern Ghost was
Boshee: left in the dark. **GOOD PRIZE**
Boshee: Pac-man: Sorry I'm late. I hired a friendly Lakitu to get me here quick, and he was nice enough about
Boshee: it, even though I'm broke... Owww...
Boshee: Hookbill: Hey guys, great idea, having my party on top of the tallest building on Plit. I'm sorry about
Boshee: all those practical jokes; you guys are the best. Hey, why does that candle say D-Y-N-A...
Boshee: God: Go fishing, they said. It's relaxing, they said. You won't snag a gargantuan Pac-man, they said.

Jeffrey: Flaming, double fat, and Pac.

Tayra: Hookbill: How did I come back to life?

Bam: Hookbill: Pac-man?! You're not even a Nintendo character... BOOM!

Super Goomba: Hookbill sure likes weird birthday parties...

peachy: DAD: Thank you for coming, traitors. Now I will send the FORBIDDEN CHOMP on you for getting
peachy: close to MY birthday cake. You should have brought PRESENTS.

MetalYoshi: The inhabitants of Yoshi's Island took bets on how long it would take for Hookbill to count his
MetalYoshi: birthday candles; smart money said they'd have to add another one before he finished.***FIRST MetalYoshi: PRIZE***

Agahnim Koopa: Hookbill: Just what I always wanted! A lantern, a wig, a Pyro Guy, and Pac-man!

MetaKnight: Hookbill: You can't stand me! You really can't stand me! **GOOD PRIZE**

Petey Piranha Fan: Goonie: Pac-man is going to eat the birthday boy, that Lantern Ghost is about to be
Petey Piranha Fan: squashed, the birthday cake has dynamite, and my brother is going to drop a Pyro Guy on
Petey Piranha Fan: that Flower Fat Guy. THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER!!!

Bridgette: Hookbill: Duuuuuhh... What day is it again...?

Dylan: Lanturn Ghost: Coming up next on "Just Who's Birthday Is It Anyway?", we will see what a blown up
Dylan: cake looks like, and how it affects the neighbors who aren't invited to the party.

Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: I'm surprised that the fat guy got onto the roof through such a tiny air vent.
Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: Pac-man: When I grab his birthday hat, I'll be a complete circle again.
Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: Lanturn Ghost: If I brought a lantern, then why is this shadow still here?
Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: Hookbill: As soon as Fat Guy is under the shadow, I'll show him the surprise I'VE
Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: been planning.

Sarah Harris: Hookbill is about to blow out the candles.

Supa Koopa: Lantern Ghost: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE A
Supa Koopa: MONKEY *gasps for air* AND YA' SMELL LIKE ONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *gasps for
Supa Koopa: air*

Martin: As Nintendo soon found out, "Yoshi's Pac and Go" was not a good idea.

Waluigi's Twin: This must be the "Where are they now?" segment of Mario Party Advance.

Pokemaniac Joe: Fat Guy: Doooooooooooooooo the Pac-man Goonie Koopa Boogie!!!
Pokemaniac Joe: A pet Goonie is $40 and a pet Koopa is $20 and crashing an incredibly pointless party IS
Pokemaniac Joe: PRICELESS!!!

Drew: After much thinking and Lantern Ghost saying "COME ON" a lot, Hookbill finally revealed that he
Drew: wanted to have a "Pac-man/Goonie/Skyscraper" theme party for his birthday.

Bigboo25: It may have been Hookbill's birthday, but with a homicidal Pac-man, a dynamite stick in the cake,
Bigboo25: and a constant fear of death, it wasn't a very happy one.

deathyboy: Kids, this is why you NEVER invite Pac-man to your birthday party and then refuse to share your
deathyboy: cake.
deathyboy: Goonie: This is for you since you didn't give us that pay raise!
deathyboy: Hookbill: Nothing could possibly go wrong on my birthday, even though I stole this cake from
deathyboy: some yellow dude.
deathyboy: Pac-man: Can I have your autograph?
deathyboy: Pac-man: When I find the giant Lakitu who stabbed me with this fishing hook, I'm gonna...
deathyboy: Today on "Fishing for Koopas", we will show you the benefits of using bait that is bigger than
deathyboy: your prey.

Trollish Beastfighter: Death to all red guys at Lantern Ghost's birthday party!
Trollish Beastfighter: Lesson: Never hold parties atop buildings or you might face unpredictable
Trollish Beastfighter: consequences.
Trollish Beastfighter: Pac-man: LAKITU! DID YOU JUST CUT THE LINE?!

crash17: A normal birthday party.

Koopa Dude: This is why Hookbill didn't appear after Tetris Attack.
Koopa Dude: Goonie with Pyro Guy: HOT! HOT! HOT!!!
Koopa Dude: Lantern Ghost: I think this is just one of those days where a random object will fall out of the
Koopa Dude: sky...
Koopa Dude: Hookbill: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, the candle on this cake is really sparkly...
Koopa Dude: Pyro Guy: Yeah, just drop me off here... NO! WAIT! NOT THERE!!!
Koopa Dude: Pyro Guy: *gasp, gasp...* Ok, let's try this again. Now, drop me off here- NO, WAIT, NOT FROM
Koopa Dude: UP HEREEEEEEEEEE!!!
Koopa Dude: Lantern Ghost: I think my lantern's busted- it's making shadows instead of light.
Koopa Dude: Fat Guy: I finally fit through the doorway!

Josh Wiens: Lanturn Ghost: I have a feeling something yellow is going to hit me. Why is it so dark?
Josh Wiens: Note by the cake: READ BEFORE EATING- This cake is very high in sugar and you may explode
Josh Wiens: from consuming a large quantity of the cake. THANK YOU.
Josh Wiens: Hookbill: Yep, birthdays are just like they used to be in 232... BC.
Josh Wiens: Goonie: There's a burning Shy Guy on me. Hated 'm anyway.
Josh Wiens: Fat Guy: No wonder I fly all over the place when I eat Tayce T's cake!
Josh Wiens: Note by the cake: Thank you for ordering a prank item from Pranksters Inc, have a booming
Josh Wiens: time!
Josh Wiens: Bowser (fishing offscreen): Wow, Mario sure has gotten fatter. Oh, never mind, I'll catch the
Josh Wiens: thing anyway.
Josh Wiens: Quick, Fat Guy! Use your big butt to bounce over the ghost and onto the cake!

realoser: Pac-man 10 is going to be a weird game.

Liasos: Lantern Guy: The shadow's in the wrong place! Bad sprite comic maker!

Pyro Bundt: Lantern Ghost: Judging by how angry Pac-man is, we may end up with a side of turtle soup with
Pyro Bundt: our birthday cake.
Pyro Bundt: Lantern Ghost: That's one demented party balloon.

Koopus: Lanturn Ghost: I have sucked all the world's shadows into my ring of darkness and will unleash
Koopus: them onto the world!!! ... As soon as the party's over...

Kirbyfancobra: At that moment, the Goonie knew that he had one rotten chili pepper too many.
Kirbyfancobra: Narrator: Welcome back to Wild Kingdom. As you can see, the male Pacmanious Bitus is
Kirbyfancobra: luring his unsuspecting prey towards the trap, while the female, hidden behind a nearby
Kirbyfancobra: cloud, is poised and ready to strike.

maguskoopa: Pac-Man: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEE!!! BANZAIIIIIIIIIIII!

MarioFanaticXV: If the Sun is to his left, why is Pac-man's shadow to his left?
MarioFanaticXV: Pac-man: Who invited the seagulls? They're not well-rounded!
MarioFanaticXV: Pac-man: How did the Pyro Guy light the candle from up there?

Dark Koopa: The Pac-man became quite angry when Hookbill tried to steal his party.

Supa Koopa: Hookbill: I have the strangest feeling that this cake is a dynamite... Oh well! *BOOM!*

Paperlemmy: Hookbill: So far, I think my new diet is a complete success...  HEY! Only one cake?!
Paperlemmy: Lantern Ghost: Say, didn't there used to be a giant cake with yellow candy flowers here?

Shadow Mario: Pac-man: Talk about a weird birthday party. I'm bait, for crying out loud!
Shadow Mario: Pyro Guy: Hey, this is fun! Wait, doesn't heat travel upwards? ... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Slashing NightWolf: Pac-man: I was invited just because you thought I was a pizza?! Well then, I'm leaving!
Slashing NightWolf: Oh, wait, you guys had me attached to this hooked wire. This does not look good for
Slashing NightWolf: Pac-man.

Tyler: Hookbill: Hyuck! This cake looks mighty tasty, 'specially with TNT!
Tyler: Pac-man: Incoming!
Tyler: Fat Guy: Maybe if I disguise myself as myself but with a bush on my head, Pac-man won't squash me!
Tyler: Pyro Guy: Hey! Ow! Watch it, I leave burn marks!
Tyler: Goonie: Looks like I'm going to be a Skeleton Goonie soon.
Tyler: Cake: When they aren't looking, I'll punch Hookbill in the face!

hairy: Ghost: Umm, how many shadows can one guy have?

Iggy fan: Pac-man: Just a little closer...
Iggy fan: Lantern Ghost: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear... Wait, what was
Iggy fan: your name again?
Iggy fan: Pyro Guy: Why do I have to be the disco ball?
Iggy fan: Shy Guy: Am I the only one who notices the dynamite in the cake?

realoser: Hookbill: I'm glad everyone could make it to my party!

Parakarry123$: Hookbill: IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!

Goomrey: The Shy Guys, seeking vengeance on Dark Lord Hookbill and his Goonies of Doom, call upon a
Goomrey: vintage arcade game hero for assistance.
Goomrey: Lantern Ghost: Say, what's this strange shadow under me that's quickly getting bigger?
Goomrey: Hookbill: Why on Earth would I want a Pyro Guy for my birthday, Goonie?

Boolia: Pac-man: MMMM, Pac-man-flavored cake, my favorite!

Mario: Shy Guy: I've heard that stopping, dropping, and rolling puts out a fire, but how can I do that when I'm
Mario: in the AIR?!
Mario: Pac-man: That thing looks even tastier than ghosts when I eat a Power Pellet!
Mario: Larry: I knew this airvent would make a good hiding place for spying! Haha, Fat Guy's holding flowers
Mario: behind his back.
Mario: (The building collapses under Hookbill's weight.)

chelsea: The sky is falling!

The New Dark Koopa: Hookbill: That's the last time I have a birthday party on top of a dynamite factory.

Prince Peasley: Hookbill never saw that giant Pac-man coming.

cory: Hookbill: My wish is not to be eaten by Pac-man...

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