Koopus: Red Shy Guy: I told the Director that if he kept bossing us around he'd turn into an Instruction
Koopus: Manual, but did he listen? Noo!
Koopus: Blue Shy Guy: BURN, MARIO HATS! BURN!!!
Koopus: Blue Shy Guy: No more celebrity merchandise! YAY!
Koopus: Green Shy Guy: So- many... buttons... So many levers...
Koopus: Red Shy Guy: No No NO! I told you, the RED lever turns on the Hat Burner... The YELLOW one
Koopus: knocks you unconscious!
Koopus: Blue Shy Guy: I can fly! I can fly! I can- Wait a minute, I'm not a Fly Guy... AAAAHHH!!!
Koopus: First Mario Hat: Out of the Groovy Block, down the Swirly Conveyor Belt, and... INTO THE FIRE?!
Koopus: Blue Shy Guy: 1,000,000 Mario Hats should be enough to satisfy the thirst of our Evil Box of Doom...
Koopus: Green Shy Guy: No! I TOLD you to give the instructions MANUALLY! Not to give the Instruction
Koopus: MANUAL!
Koopus: Green Shy Guy: Stupid swirly eyeholes... How am I supposed to see out of these?!
Koopus: Blue Shy Guy: ...And under my cloak is... NOTHING! Ha HA! Thanks to 3D graphics you will never
Koopus: know what's underneath a Shy Guy's cloak! Thanks, Boshee!

Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: Tired of having his hat stolen by birds and snowmen, Mario dedicated an entire
Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: factory to ensuring his good health.

Waluigi's Twin: So, THIS is how those Goombas in Super Mario 64 DS got those hats... **GOOD PRIZE**

Iggy fan: Where Mario's hats come from.
Iggy fan: Red Shy Guy: The instructions said no passing out!
Iggy fan: Red Shy Guy: I said wash the hats, not burn them!
Iggy fan: Red Shy Guy: I said pull the red lever!
Iggy fan: Shy Guy Industries was a huge failure.

MarioFanaticXV: Red: If you'd read the directions, you'd have known the yellow lever turns Plit 3D!

Super Goomba: An average day at the Shy Guy factory.

hairy: Mario hats! Getya Mario hats!

Z-Kidd 500: Green Shy Guy: Ooooh, too... many... buttons.
Z-Kidd 500: Blue Shy Guy: Mwahahahaha, I shall now BURN every one of Mario's hats!
Z-Kidd 500: Red Shy Guy: Now, for basic instructions: first, burn all Mario's hats so he won't have any more;
Z-Kidd 500: second, after we make this movie, send it to Nintendo for approval. Oh, and to the creepy guy
Z-Kidd 500: that scared Green here into next Sunday, you getting a raise.

Mario: Shy Guy's Evil Plot To Destroy Mario That Never Ever Works Of Today: Prevent all further deliveries
Mario: of Mario's hats.

Pyro Bundt: Red: Guys, I forgot how to read again!
Pyro Bundt: Red: Green, you weren't supposed to throw Blue in!
Pyro Bundt: Red: CUT! Where's Mario? There's supposed to be a big fight-to-the-death scene here!
Pyro Bundt: Blue: Woah... The fire's so real... Just a touch...
Pyro Bundt: Green: Woah... 3D...
Pyro Bundt: Red: Okay, we have to get rid of all these stupid caps, AND WE'RE NOT EATING THEM THIS
Pyro Bundt: TIME, GREEN!

Dylan: Blue Shy Guy: Welcome to Shy Guy Sumo Wrestling in Odd and Unusual Places!
Dylan: Instructions: To work the Hat-O-Matic 3000, do nothing. I know it is difficult, but ya gotta try!

Joshua: Which will survive? Red Shy Guy is having a brain freeze, Green Shy Guy is confused by the
Joshua: buttons, and Blue Shy Guy is just about to fall into a fiery furnace.
Joshua: The Shy Guys ran out of red food dye to make a cake for the fat Shy Guy so they decided to burn the
Joshua: Mario hats to get the color.
Joshua: The instructions should have gone to the green Shy Guy for two reasons: one, he is very stupid;
Joshua: and two, he's green.

MetaKnight: Red Shy Guy: Now I shall hit myself with this strategy guide!

Slashing NightWolf: How Mario's hats are made.

Koopa Dude: ...And this is why there's only ONE Mario Cap.
Koopa Dude: Red Shy Guy: Next time, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!
Koopa Dude: Blue Shy Guy: Crud- Green passed out from heatstroke again.
Koopa Dude: Green Shy Guy: I think I hit myself with the tall switches again...
Koopa Dude: Poor Blue was working on the incinerator when Green activated it, and then fainted from
Koopa Dude: horror.
Koopa Dude: Blue was shocked to find bullet holes in his incinerator.

Pat: Shy Guys getting confused, annoyed with books, and jumping into fire; that's why it's a bad career
Pat: choice to make Mario things.

Bigboo25: Red Shy Guy: Why is it that whenever I try to read the instructions, I forget I can't read?!

Supa Koopa: Book: How To Press Buttons For Morons.

Yellow Boo: Shy Guy is giving horrible, terrible advice to the green Shy Guy by hypnotizing him.

Zeus: Yellow Chair: Who'd have thought they'd have turned me, a Yellow Shy Guy, into a chair?

Freezy Toad: Red Shy Guy: It says in the instruction manual that we have to sit in the yellow chair, push the
Freezy Toad: yellow lever down, push the ? button (which killed the Green Shy Guy) to make these Mario
Freezy Toad: caps, and then eat one of them to fly.

Bam: Yet another boring day at the Mario Hat Factory, which is sponsored by Mario, run by Shy Guys,
Bam: advertised by Luigi, and hated by Bowser. **GOOD PRIZE**
Bam: Apparently, Green Shy Guy can't follow simple instructions, but then again, the instructions are just a
Bam: bunch of leaves!

Blue Boo: The sinister plans of the Evil Hat League to create an army of Shy Guys weren't going quite so
Blue Boo: smoothly as they had hoped...

Daisy_Girl: Red Shy Guy: Cut! We are supposed to be DESTROYING Mario, not making him clones!!!

Trollish Beastfighter: Red Shy Guy (to Green): All right! Now you know what happens when you don't read
Trollish Beastfighter: the intructions for the controls.
Trollish Beastfighter: Blue Shy Guy (to Green): Good job. The process of destroying all Mario hats is doing
Trollish Beastfighter: well because of you.
Trollish Beastfighter: One by one, all of the Shy Guys were eventually confused by the strange patterns on
Trollish Beastfighter: the walls of their factory.

Alexander von Koopa: Green Shy Guy: Couldn't... help... it... I... like... pressing... shiny... buttons...
Alexander von Koopa: Blue Shy Guy: As soon as I finish bouncing up and down, the Mario caps will be MINE!
Alexander von Koopa: MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!
Alexander von Koopa: Red Shy Guy: Oh great instruction booklet! Show me which lever to pull!

Sarah Harris: Red Shy Guy: Green, you have to follow the instructions!

maguskoopa: After taking over Mario's Hat Incinerator, it is soon learned that the Shy Guys have no idea
maguskoopa: how to control the thing.

MaskedSheik: The monkey in Super Mario 64 got really good at stealing Mario's hat...

Axemblack97: Red: The instructions say you can't lay down, Green.

BlueMew: Mario (off screen): This isn't Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!

Mario: The Blue Shy Guy was so stupid he hopped right into the flames.

Goomrey: The Shy Guy Hat Corperation might have been more successful if seven Crystal Stars weren't
Goomrey: required to open the operating manual. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Goomrey: Red Shy Guy: You idiots!!! Why did you connect the assembly line to the incinerator?
Goomrey: Blue Shy Guy: Oooohh! I feel a warm updraft!
Goomrey: Blue: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the hats! Why couldn't it have been me?!
Goomrey: Green Shy Guy: Too... dizzy... But must... pull yellow lever... uggggh...

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