Pokemaniac Joe: Bandit Guy: Somebody dance wit' me, 'cause ah'm as wild as a drunken horse on the 78th
Pokemaniac Joe: of tommora'!

Super Goomba: Shy Guy holding paper: Here is a letter from the IRS. We will be off now.

Tayra: Toad: Wait a minute, I don't even have a train license.

Duplipuff: Toad: What do you mean by "you have to pay taxes on every wooden board on the railroad"?

Boogaloo: Shy Guy: This is my coffee bill- And you're gonna pay for it!

Yoshi kid: Spammers have come to the Real World to stop Toad and tell him that he was the "1,000,000th"
Yoshi kid: person to ride this train, and that he should click here and he's a winner.

The New Dark Koopa: Shy Guy with the paper: I'm sorry, but if you don't sign this paper and give us all your
The New Dark Koopa: money we will have to destroy you and your train. Then we will have to burry your
The New Dark Koopa: remains so no one knows.
The New Dark Koopa: Shy Guy with the lighter: I wonder what the oil in this thing tastes like.

MetalYoshi: Bandit: Wait! We need to give you this very important cargo of... candles. Yeah, that's it. Heh
MetalYoshi: heh.
MetalYoshi: Toad: Whaddaya mean, "all your train are belong to us"?
MetalYoshi: Atticus: Oh, wow, you tourists think you're so clever, don't you? There you go, making cracks
MetalYoshi: about the piece of sand that says "Atticus". Hilarious! I signed my name- deal with it.

Trollish Beastfighter: Shady Shy Guy: Um, yes, here is my diploma for train engineering, I want to help get rid
Trollish Beastfighter: of the studid striped fence with dynamite.
Trollish Beastfighter: The Mushroomer did not realize that the dynamite was NOT fuel.
Trollish Beastfighter: Shady Shy Guy: (secretly) Hahahahahahaha! I haven't seen something that stupid- two
Trollish Beastfighter: hats on one Toad!
Trollish Beastfighter: Lighter: Hopefully, you do remember the plan. Right?
Trollish Beastfighter: Toad: Woah! That red-striped crossing gate almost hit me! Hey, wait! Is there
Trollish Beastfighter: something with my eyebrow or something?
Trollish Beastfighter: Toad: FOR THE FIFTH TIME! This train DOES NOT sell pizzas!!!

Dylan: Just a normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom...

Pyro Bundt: Bandit #2: Hm... I wonder if throwing lit dynamite in that steamstack WAS safe...
Pyro Bundt: Toad: What? No, really, I don't speak Blah-a-nese.
Pyro Bundt: Bandit #1: Would you eat your taxes and a stick of dynamite for a Klondike Bar?

deathyboy: Gray Shy Guy: Dude, we're wearing masks, so why do you have your bandana up? **GOOD deathyboy: PRIZE**
deathyboy: Gray Mushroomer: How can you give me a parking ticket when you were the ones who dropped
deathyboy: the bar?

Joshua: Shy Guy: Sign this or be murdered by my friend's very dull pocket knife!
Joshua: Shy Guy: ...and if you sign this contract, we'll give you our dynamite in return for your coal so we can
Joshua: run aw... err... use it to give to the orphanage.
Joshua: Mushroom: What do you mean? I dont see anybody named Atticus around here!
Joshua: Not knowing that his "pistol" was a dynamite, the Shy Guy's belt buckle flew off, showing his true
Joshua: form.
Joshua: Mushroom: Yes, sir, I'm sure that I DONT need any more gas to make it all of the way to the ruins.
Joshua: Besides, it only takes a few seconds if press "A" fast enough!
Joshua: The TNT stands for Tormenting Nice Toads.
Joshua: Mushroom: Oooh, of course I'll give my train to you for that shiny orange thing!
Joshua: Shy Guy: Sorry. If you want to proceed to Lemmy's Land, you must first sign this or be killed... Wait,
Joshua: we're already in Lemmy's Land
Joshua: Mushroom: But I already paid the fare a few miles ago!
Joshua: The Shy Guy is actually staring at a very small cactus, not a notebook.
Joshua: In Mario Party 2, you could go on a railroad and play mini-games, right? Well, this is Mario Party 2 1/2.
Joshua: A small speck in the distance was just about to jump off of the pillar jutting out from the ground.
Joshua: Mushroom: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A SMACKLEDORPH IS!
Joshua: Shy Guy: I will give you this check if you let me see under your gloves!
Joshua: After many hours of staring at a blank notebook, Shy Guy decided to write something in it. Here's
Joshua: what he wrote: "After many hours of staring at a blank notebook..."
Joshua: Shy Guy: Soooo, if you sign this and give us your train, we'll give you our shiny, orange, play blocks!
Joshua: For all we know, the Mushroom could be the next Apprentice!

Ryan: Mushroom: What are you talking about? I have no idea what "KABOOM" means if I don't sign the
Ryan: contract.

Paperlemmy: Engineer: Well, I guess if you have the proper paperwork, then go right ahead and rob the
Paperlemmy: train. **GOOD PRIZE**

Koopus: Bandit #1: There ain't room in this caption for the both of us... So here's the notice of eviction
Koopus: stating you get out of here and never come back!
Koopus: Toad Engineer: I have GOT to get a passenger car...

MetaKnight: Toad: I'm sorry, but I had no idea that Bowser and Peach are getting married.

Dark Storm: Shy Guy: Welcome! Would you like to buy a 6-pack of dynamite? Plus, you get the guy over there
Dark Storm: free with purchase.

crazy iggy fan: Shy Guy: I'm sorry, but you have to sign this contract in order for us to blow up your train.

papermario: Shy Guy on Cart: Would you hurry up and take over this railway already?! I had to push this
papermario: stupid cart here!

Wooster: Toad: I dunno, this is the first time I've had to accept a rain check on a train robbery... ***FIRST Wooster: PRIZE***

realoser: Guy: You are under arrest for having an ugly train.

Koopus: Toad Engineer: Stupid thumbs... They always curl up in the sun...

Vyucs: Toad: What do you mean you have to blow my train up?!

Liasos: Apparently, someone doesn't know the meaning of the word "Kaboom".

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario in Mushroomer Costume: Dang, Daisy, that is ONE UGLY COSTUME! ... D-Daisy,
Petey Piranha Fan: that is a costume, right...?

Waluigi's Twin: Bandit #1: Here's our list of demands: one carton of eggs, five loafs of bread, two fresh
Waluigi's Twin: tomatoes... hey, wait a second!

Kirbyfancobra: Sign the contract or I'll write "Atticus" in the ground again!
Kirbyfancobra: The IRS bandits are getting more serious this year, it seems.

Drew: After the leader Bandit noticed that the TNT was already lit, the entire desert exploded.

Extreme nintendo master: Bandit: Ok, you're charged with your smoke getting into the air making pollution,
Extreme nintendo master: and with making that Atticus sign.

Mario: Bandit: Hi, can we please steal your train so we can run over Barney the Dinosaur?
Mario: Bandit: HAND OVER THAT TRAIN OR WE'LL MAKE YOU WATCH BARNEY AND FRIENDS!

SonicCuz: Engineer Toad: But honestly, SOIL is the "National Treasure" being transported to the Mushroom
SonicCuz: Kingdom on the Golden Star.

MarioFanaticXV: Shy Guy: You need to talk to your engine, he has a smoking problem.

Mario: Bandit: Pay $1,000,000 and we'll let you pass.
Mario: Starfish: Somebody glued me to a train!

WendyRulez: Train: Chugga chugga woo-hoo! Wait, that's not right. Wait, why I am I talking? Trains can't talk!
WendyRulez: This is utter nonsense! Help! I can't stop talking!

Koopa Dude: Bandit with lighter: So how DO you use this thing?

Dasina-chan: The poor Toad engineer totally forgot it was Halloween, and called the police when he saw the
Dasina-chan: kids dressed as train robbers.

Iggy_Koopa: Shy Guy with paper: Pay your bill or we blow up the train.

Double D: 1st Bandit: Hello. We're taking a survey for the next time we rob you. What kind of locks do you
Double D: have?
Double D: Conductor: For the fifth time this week, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE DARN BURIED TREASURE
Double D: IS!
Double D: Conductor Portabella had had enough when the local nuts tried to rob a train in the station with a
Double D: box of red toilet paper rolls.
Double D: 1st Bandit: Any chance you could get Mario's autograph for me?
Double D: 1st Bandit: By order of the... uh... viceroy, we have been authorized to take your goods into
Double D: custody for... uh... crossing the foliage line, or... something.
Double D: 1st Bandit: We hereby arrest you for not wearing a stylish cowboy hat.

Chris: Toad: Please open the gate.

Boshee: Shy Guy: By this decree, anyone who stops to read this decree will have his/her train blown up for
Boshee: no apparent reason.
Boshee: Other Shy Guy: I wanted the mahogany bandana...

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Blue Toad: (to Bandit) I don't care how much dynamite you've got to threaten me with,
Fwipp Deathspeeder: this train only holds one, and that's me!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Bandit: Excuse me, sir, which way to the Donut Plains? You see, we've got the cream
Fwipp Deathspeeder: filling.

Prince Peasley: The Bandits never realized there was nothing valuable on the train.

Freezy Toad: Gray Bandit: Am I supposed to throw the dynamite into the train now?
Freezy Toad: Gray Bandit: What am I supposed to do?

Parakarry123$: Bandit: Any particular reason why you're going faster than the speed limit of two miles per
Parakarry123$: hour?

Supa Koopa: Toad: Sirs, if you're gonna make a railroad crossing, you'll have to at least turn the
Supa Koopa: stick-thingy-whatsohoobster facing the other way.

abigailns: Shy Guy with lighter: I don't know what's worse, the fact that my lighter won't start or the fact that
abigailns: the Toad is BIGGER than that ugly mountain!

Kkadwell: Bandit: That's right, Buddy. Those five minutes you were late last Sunday? Those were personal.

Lovable_angel90: Conductor: Why are you making me pay for this... TOLL ROAD?!

Philip Mekeel: This is the day when the train finally gets removed from the Kalimari Desert race track.

Darklordkoopa: Train Manager: I'm sorry, we DID NOT order TNT!

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