Pat: This look's like an intellectual challenge between Peach and E. Gadd vs Bowser, Iggy, and Popple, but if
Pat: it is intellectual, why did they pick Mario to host?

Dasina-chan: Peach: I don't think that the camera is looking at my face...
Dasina-chan: Mario: Ugh, 3+3... um, ooh I know, it's 33!
Dasina-chan: Lakitu: Eew! I totally forgot about the nail polish remover I put on my nails to stop me from
Dasina-chan: biting them!
Dasina-chan: Bowser: I'm reading Mario's mind... It's saying, "We're not here right now, leave a message
Dasina-chan: after the beep."
Dasina-chan: Peach: Where is the bathr- Oops.
Dasina-chan: Luigi: (to microphone in shirt sleeve) Ok, Daisy, the code to his safe is 36, 24, 28; remember,
Dasina-chan: right, left, right.
Dasina-chan: Mario: Is it true that if you cross your eyes they fr- Oops, I guess so... Luigi, a little help over
Dasina-chan: here, MY EYES!!!

Parakarry123$: Mario's thinking which of the two main types of cheeses to discuss: Gorgonzola or
Parakarry123$: Chihuahua.

Lovable_angel90: Hey, Mario's the president of Mushroom Kingdom, with some debators!

kookyluva: Lakitu: It's that time again! Time to play guess what Mario is thinking. Most of you already know
kookyluva: the answer, though... nothing!

Tayra: It was Lakitu's dream for everyone to have the longest staring match in the world.

little koopa: Mario: I didn't know that I had a talk show...

Extreme nintendo master: It's the Mario Show! First prize is a date with Peach. Second prize is Bowser
Extreme nintendo master: defeating you. Last prize is Popple stealing all your cheese.

Duplipuff: This is Mario, after he said 1+1=cheese.
Duplipuff: Luigi: Sorry, lost confidence in you, Bro, so I'm cheering for Bowser.
Duplipuff: The one person dumb enough to bet on Mario in a trivia challenge was Mario himself!
Duplipuff: Lakitu: You know what? I'll just save you the embarrassment, Mario, by giving you a wrong answer
Duplipuff: before you answer the question. ***FIRST PRIZE***

MetaKnight: Mario: Can I ask the audience?

Dylan: Mario: Oh, this is a close race! I'm gonna have trouble picking out the winner! In first place is Wario,
Dylan: and right behind him is... well, he's the only racer.

Prince Mallow: Peach: Mario, one plus one does not equal potato!

Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: Lakitu: I'm sorry, but the answer to the meaning of life was 7, not something that
Lemmy's Evil Counterpart: can't be expressed.

Martin: Mario finds himself in trouble; it's the spelling bee and he can't figure out the spelling of "X", even
Martin: with Lakitu's help.

Vyucs: Mario runs for congress; his main platform is cheese!

Freezy Toad: Iggy: (whispering to himself) Everyone thinks Mario destroyed the Mushroom Kingdom and
Freezy Toad: Dark Land, when I did.

Double D: Mario: Okay, I give up. How many times HAS Bowser kidnapped Peach?
Double D: Lakitu: I'm sorry, "Uh..." is not the correct answer.
Double D: Popple: (What do I care if our team wins? I can just steal the prize money!)
Double D: Luigi: Come on, Mario! Can't you even guess who "the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom" (me, of
Double D: course) is?
Double D: E. Gadd: How could he not know what Borileum Chloride mixed with Sodium Phosphate is?
Double D: Mario: 2+2? How am I supposed to know that?

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Lakitu: No, Mario, the answer is NOT cheese.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Lakitu: There seems to be some sort of mix-up in this version of FAMILY FEUD...
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Popple isn't related to any of them!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Iggy: This is the biggest failure on PLIT IDOL! Mario can't remember the words to his
Fwipp Deathspeeder: own song! (Do the Mario!)
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Peach: This is so embarrassing... Mario can't even remember my NAME!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Bowser: In a few moments that camera will fall, and my revenge will be complete!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Peach: Oh great, the camera is on me and I didn't change my make-up yet!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Iggy: My takeover of Roy's battle arena was a complete success!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Luigi: Look out, Peach! That camera is going to fall on you!

Koopus: Lakitu: And for your final question, Mario, what does the word on the tapestry above you spell?!
Koopus: Lakitu: And today's program is brought to you by the letter "X" and... whatever that word is behind
Koopus: me!
Koopus: Lakitu: If you can answer our final question, you'll win a choice of prizes: nothing, a string, or a
Koopus: record of Popple's heartbeat!
Koopus: Popple: Darn, none of those prizes are worth stealing...
Koopus: Iggy: Pretty table, lovely table, wooden table, nothing will ever separate us ever again... What?
Koopus: Whadaya mean I'm on TV?!

WendyRulez: Mario: Hmm... What stupid and idiotic thing will I do for today?
WendyRulez: Camera: INTRUDER ALERT! Old guy with white hair, blue glasses, and a red nose!
WendyRulez: Bowser: Sending a Boo after Luigi while he was watching the show was the best plan yet!
WendyRulez: The Goomba and the Koopa Troopas tried to kidnap Princess Peach, but little did they know
WendyRulez: about Princess Peach's dreaded KISS attack!
WendyRulez: Unfortunately, the word on the banner was actually a swarm of killer bees.
WendyRulez: Peach: Nice try, Bowser, but I set up a camera to keep watch on you.

Tommy Koopa: Lakitu: Mario had to name everyone in the room. Sadly, he only got Boo, Luigi, Bowser, Iggy,
Tommy Koopa: Popple, E. Gadd, Peach, Koopa 1, Koopa 2, and Goomba. **GOOD PRIZE**

Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: I couldn't read the sign anyway.
Trollish Beastfighter: Luigi: Hahaha! Mario is a sucker- AAAHHHH!!!
Trollish Beastfighter: Lakitu: Out of choices A, B, and C, Mario chooses "X"!
Trollish Beastfighter: When Lakitu held up "X" for "Xterminate", the camera went berzerk and started
Trollish Beastfighter: sucking up the show.
Trollish Beastfighter: Lakitu: Bleah! I don't like what was put on my flag!!

Waluigi's Twin: After all these years of torture from the same run-on gag, Mario finally admitted what the
Waluigi's Twin: velocity of an unlaiden swallow is.
Waluigi's Twin: Mario: This has to be the toughest question I've ever been given! How am I supposed to
Waluigi's Twin: know what 4+4 is?!

Paperlemmy: What's really sad is that Mario is actually TRYING to get the right answer.

Pyro Bundt: Popple: C'mon, you're supposed to think, not pose for the camera!
Pyro Bundt: Goomba: TV viewers are lucky, they can see this junk with each hour of Mario's "thinking" cut
Pyro Bundt: out. **GOOD PRIZE**
Pyro Bundt: Mario, would you eat your hat for a Klondike Bar?
Pyro Bundt: Mario: Nope, I don't know. But good news! I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by
Pyro Bundt: switching to Geico!

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: The next contest is to guess my name! This will be impossible, because I, Mario,
Petey Piranha Fan: have the least guessable name ever!
Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: WE ARE TIGERS! MIGHTY, MIGHTY1` TIGERS!
Petey Piranha Fan: Lakitu: It's been a very exciting first round! Daisy has been eliminated from Team Peach,
Petey Piranha Fan: Popple has stolen money from his team, Bowser has punched out most of the audience,
Petey Piranha Fan: and our judge, Mario, has forgotten his name!

Joshua: Lakitu: Well, now that you've answered wrong, we will shoot a multiblast cannon targeted at you at
Joshua: this very moment.
Joshua: E. Gadd: Wow, Popple's headband is awesome. I'll use it to get Peach to like me!
Joshua: E. Gadd: I sense that something is about to ruin my swirly hairdue.

realoser: Mario: Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom telethon! We need to make $78,000 to pay for my new
realoser: house... I mean for the homeless.

Ric.: At the wheel of fortune, Lakitu always picks X.
Ric.: This picture is the proof that Mario CAN think.
Ric.: Luigi: Mario! I should be the host! I have the brains here! I... am sitting here with a Boo behind me...
Ric.: Aaaaaaah!

Bam: Picture courtesy of "Mario is a dumb loser!"
Bam: Goomba: *sigh* That incredibly weak and dumb "thing" apparently named Mario, who I can kill by
Bam: touching, is even dumber than that person holding the camera.

gameman: Lakitu: I should just hold this "X" up forever because whenever somebody comes onto the set
gameman: they get brainwashed. I mean, even the host is acting stupid, but how come I am no- Duuuuuuh.

Bigboo25: Welcome to Brainbusters, the only show in the universe where even the host doesn't know the
Bigboo25: answers!

Happy Yoshi: E. Gadd: BIG BUCKS! BIG BUCKS! NO WHAMMIES!
Happy Yoshi: Mario got hired as a gameshow host because he found cheese in the host's dressing room.
Happy Yoshi: Bowser: I know the answer for who's the best loved fiend... IT'S ME!

Captain Yoshikano: Luigi: I know the answer, why won't you guys pick me?!
Captain Yoshikano: Mario has to decide on who should win, either the flag or the professor who thinks that
Captain Yoshikano: he knows everything.
Captain Yoshikano: Professor E. Gadd: Do you realize how dumb the answer is although I couldn't figure it
Captain Yoshikano: out?!

Ian: Mario:Hmmmmm... What-a is a Mario-a RPG-a...? CHEESE!!!

Iggy_Koopa: Luigi: Boo, Mario, boo.
Iggy_Koopa: Peach: Mario's up, we're gonna lose.

Bonzi Boo: Mario: Why do I get all the hard questions? Okay, think, what's 2+2?

Chowdown: Lakitu: No, no, no, Mario, this isn't a gameshow, Congress is impeaching you. And for the last
Chowdown: time, my name is not "Alex Trebek".

Yoshi Hungry: Mario: Princess Daisy has been eliminated for stealing my cheese and pasta! She did this
Yoshi Hungry: because... um...

Drew: Mario: No, Lakitu. 2+2 does not equal X. But I wonder what it is. No one ever knew the answer in 1,000
Drew: years, and people still don't know...
Drew: Luigi: Why can't I jump?! Oh, right. I'm glued to my seat.

Eric the Koopa: Lakitu: Sorry, Mario, but the first president of the United States is not "Cheesy
Eric the Koopa: Mccheesyson"!

Kirbyfancobra: Boo: (staring at Luigi) I know this man! I've seen him somewhere before... His name is Lu...
Kirbyfancobra: Lu... Think, man, think! ... Ah, forget it!

Flame Chocobo: Boo: I'm trying not to laugh, but Lakitu's shell is falling off...

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