Joshua: Morton: See? I told you Iggy was good for bait!
Joshua: Wendy: Umm, how do we get home? There's no bridge!
Joshua: You know, my question is, how would Morton and Wendy reel in their fish with just a string?
Joshua: The weird thing here is how anybody could catch a fish with just a string!

Parakarry123$: Wendy: That fish has two more scales than mine?! I WANT A RECOUNT!!!

Pat: Morton: I caught a bigger fish.

Trollish Beastfighter: In a similar fashion as to what Morton says in the Player's Guide to Mario Brothers 3,
Trollish Beastfighter: he is definitely quicker at the draw... but in "RUMBLE FISHING"!
Trollish Beastfighter: Wendy: Just to let you know, I have no more hairs to spare for bait. **GOOD PRIZE**
Trollish Beastfighter: Wendy: Okay, so we both caught fish. Just tell me how we are going to get home.
Trollish Beastfighter: Morton: Ooo, good thing I got an amazingly big mouth because I am so ravenously
Trollish Beastfighter: hungry waiting all of this time for a nibble on my fishing line that I could eat anything...
Trollish Beastfighter: Morton: Oh look! It is a fish dancing above water and doing tongue tricks. I wonder
Trollish Beastfighter: what would happen if I grabbed its tongue, but I guess maybe I could bring it home to
Trollish Beastfighter: King Dad and we could have our own show...
Trollish Beastfighter: Trollish Beastfighter: Wendy: You may think you have done well, but I caught two
Trollish Beastfighter: things! One with this line; the other stabbed onto my tail!

Tayra: Morton: No fair, your fish is smaller than mine!

Super Goomba: Wendy poisoned Morton after he beat her in the fishing contest.

Yoshi kid: Wendy: I actually thought you caught something great there until I saw the "Made in Taiwan"
Yoshi kid: sticker and the price tag.

Boshee: Morton: All I do is hook a tape recording of one of my longest speeches up to an amplifier and put it
Boshee: underwater. I'm not really sure why it works.

Darklordkoopa: Morton: Hey, Wendy, I caught our dinner!
Darklordkoopa: Wendy: Is that a Big Bertha heading straight for us?

WendyRulez: Morton was laughing at Wendy for getting such a small fish until he realized his fish was a
WendyRulez: Koopa-eating one.

Dylan: Big Cheep Cheep: Crikey! I've rangled up a Morton! This is a rare find!

little koopa: Morton: Look, Wendy, if you want big fish then use Larry to catch the fish!

Kirbyfancobra: Morton: Hey Wendy, look at the size of the fish I cau- Hey, where'd all the land go?

Vyucs: Wendy: (Great... Now Morton's going to brag about it for two hours, but it's a good thing he caught a
Vyucs: big fish I can shove up his mouth.)

Cyhunt: Wendy: No fair!

Koopiana Jones: Morton: Yay! I caught a string but there's a fish on it.
Koopiana Jones: Morton: I got a longer string than Wendy!
Koopiana Jones: Baby Cheep Cheep: Mommy, tell them to LET ME GO!
Koopiana Jones: This is why the Koopalings don't go fishing.

Dark Knight: Big Bertha: Morton is going to be so surprised when he finds out I've made a new type of
Dark Knight: sport, REVERSE FISHING!!!

Bam: Wendy: Yeah, yeah, very good... BUT IT'S MINE, as we're in Water Land.
Bam: Wendy: Morton caught a big fish... TOO BAD IT WAS A FAKE!

Dark Storm: Morton: You got a fish yo-yo too!

Koopus: Wendy: You know the reason WHY I caught a small fish? Because this spindly little dock can't
Koopus: support the weight of a big one, YOU IDIOT!!!
Koopus: Wendy: Okay, one more time, Morton; we'll both pull up our Cheep Cheep yo-yos and I'll win for
Koopus: sure!
Koopus: What Wendy doesn't know is that Morton's been using the same fish every single time. ***FIRST Koopus: PRIZE***
Koopus: Morton: Isn't it spectacularly wonderful and happy that I have reeled, pulled, and otherwise lifted
Koopus: this rare and valuable cyclops Cheep Cheep from this puddle of water?
Koopus: The scene was carefully choreographed so that when Wendy pulled up her fishing line... Morton
Koopus: would get her fish.
Koopus: Wendy: I knew I shouldn't have used a Cheep Cheep for bait...

Pyro Bundt: Wendy: Morton, we're just throwing fake Cheep Cheeps in the water and pulling them back out...
Pyro Bundt: and you believe you catch a fish every time.
Pyro Bundt: Wendy: ... You just HAD to use the boat as bait...

MarioFanaticXV: Wendy: Now all we need to do is switch the traffic light with one of these fish before the MarioFanaticXV: Double Dash Grand Prix begins!

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Morton learns that wedding cake DOES make good bait.

Waluigi's Twin: Morton: Do you think we should untie Lemmy on the other end of the string yet?
Waluigi's Twin: Wendy wouldn't have been as annoyed as she was if Morton hadn't used Iggy as bait.

Maniac: Wendy: How dare you catch a bigger fish than me, the Queen of the Sea?!

Gastlis: Wendy was shocked after Morton had fallen in love with a sport including water.

Tommy Koopa: Morton: Look, Wendy, it's your twin sister.

Flygon trainer: Wendy: Since it seems fish become bigger by having someone talk to them, I should get
Flygon trainer: earplugs when fishing instead of asking Morton to shut up...

Drew: Wendy: Well, I guess this could get worse. I could've had a puny fish, AND look like you!

Denny W. Koopa: Wendy: Wow! Something bigger than Morton's mouth.
Denny W. Koopa: Survivor 4! It goes extreme when The Final Two are stranded on a TABLE! **GOOD
Denny W. Koopa: PRIZE**

Dasina-chan: Hello, I am here to prove the Apocolypse. My theory is that it's coming, since the Desert Land
Dasina-chan: ruler can fish better than the Water Land ruler.

Xotiman: Morton: I caught big fish 'cause you scared all the big fish away with your ugly face, Wendy.

SweetyAngel90: Wendy: Hey, how come you get a bigger fish than me?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Boogaloo: Morton: Wow... I should really start wearing black pants... I should also stop gloating!

Happy Yoshi: Morton caught a Cheep Cheep for Wendy for her birthday.

fawfuls friend: Wendy: Don't fish go for the BAIT, and not the ROD?

Dark Koopa: Wendy: Okay, Morton, done holding my catch? Because I'm sick of holding yours.

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