Contest 126
Picture by Blue Boo

Happy Yoshi: Bowser: Give me all the items you Toads got or I'll kill you all!

Super Goomba: King: I appreciate your help at keeping my pet Dino Rhino healthy, Bowser, but... THEY Super Goomba: WEREN'T HURTING IT!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Doopliss: Bowser: Good, at least they all have magnets in their pockets.

Duplipuff: King: I knew Toad was a metal head, but this is ridiculous!

Vyucs: Bowser: Yes! My super biggo huge magnet attracts metal AND people!
Vyucs: King: Say! Isn't that my brother?

MetaKnight: Toad: I believe I can- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Tommy Koopa: Bowser: Yes, just 9.99! 9.99! I'm crrrrraaaazy!

Drew: Why Mario is on the magnet: He has a metal brick for a brain.
Drew: Why the Dino Rhino is NOT on the magnet: He's too fat.

Dylan: Bowser: This magnet is useless. I WANTED IT TO ATTRACT POTATO CHIPS, NOT MARIO AND A
Dylan: BUNCH OF USELESS ITEMS!

Waluigi's Twin: In the year 200X, after Bowser lost Roy's Fighting Crown to Rezznor in the 27th season, he'd
Waluigi's Twin: do ANYTHING to get it back...

Yoshi kid: Getting pulled toward the magnet IS fun... but getting the stuff is even more fun.

MarioFan01: Toad: Why do things like this always happen to the little people?

Koopus: King: Nobody ever realizes how HARD it is to balance these wands all day, do they?
Koopus: Bowser: Stubby... arms... can't.. reach... lever!
Koopus: King: Are you sure you folks from HGTV know what you're doing?
Koopus: Toad: NO!!! NOT THE MUSIC BOX! IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ITEM IN THE GAME!!!
Koopus: King: Let someone else take a turn on the Item Magnet, Mr. Koopa! You've been playing for hours.

Paperlemmy: Bowser: I have such a magnetic personality...  Geez, even I thought that was lame...

Denny W. Koopa: Ludwig's magic fails to work yet aagin! Ludwig didn't make heads explode, just magnetic!
Denny W. Koopa: Also, Ludwig turned himself into an old man.

liasos: Bowser: Presenting the new invention I st- I mean, borrowed, from Ludwig: the Moron Magnet!

Koopaling Josh: Bowser: Those are for Mario only!

Freezy Toad: Mario accidentally glued the Warp Whistle to his head and now is stuck on the magnet.
Freezy Toad: The Mario on the magnet is actually a robot.
Freezy Toad: Bowser took his spikes off his shell and stored them in a treasure chest.

Captain Caption: Mario: BUT I'M NOT MADE OF METAL!
Captain Caption: Bowser: Let's see... I got Mario, an anchor, a hammer, a chest, a shell, a flute, a Toad, a
Captain Caption: Note Block, and a strange purple dinosaur... BUT NO PRINCESS?!
Captain Caption: Toad: AAAARRRGGGHHHH! WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THE STUPIDEST CAPTIONS?!
Captain Caption: King: My precioussss wand... Yesssss, I love you, preciousss wand...
Captain Caption: Toad: LUIGI, HELP!

Paratroopa: Mario: Bowser, I'm sueing you!
Paratroopa: Toad: HELP! SOMEBODY GLUED ME ONTO THAT NOTE BLOCK!
Paratroopa: Bowser: Well, I got Mario, Toad, and lots of items, but where's the king of this land?

Lover of Boos: It's the evil yellow steaks of doom!
Lover of Boos: Little known fact: Some Dinos are made from iron.
Lover of Boos: I don't think Toad liked his flying music box.

Tayra: Toad: Mario, you didn't tell me that this magnet attracts underpants!

Bam: The King: I was on your side, Bowser, but now, you turn your back on me - wand blast!

Marioman989: Bowser: Finally I can capture the princess without having to walk all the way to the Mushroom
Marioman989: Kingdom, with my new device, of course. **GOOD PRIZE**

Boolia: Mario: Nooooo! I don't want to be Metal Mario now.
Boolia: Toad: So this is where the music in Lemmy's Land is coming from.
Boolia: Bowser: See, King? I call it the Super Magnet 5,000!

K. K. Koopa: The King: Bowser, can I have my refridgerator magnet back? I need to put my painting up.
K. K. Koopa: The King: Bowser, when's my turn? I want to suck up everyone's items too!
K. K. Koopa: The King: I wonder how Bowser's getting those items when most of them are not even
K. K. Koopa: magnetic.
K. K. Koopa: Bowser: Mario's magnetic? Oh, that's right, I forgot. He's Metal Mario.

Sonic527: Mario: This is the last time I ever use a mailbox to replace my hat.

R.E: Toad: Why did I choose to wear magnetic pants?!
R.E: Bowser's idea to finally defeat Mario!

Mew Kairi: Toad: I NEVER SHOULD'VE PUT MARIO IN CHARGE OF PACKING HIS ITEMS FOR SUPER
Mew Kairi: MARIO ADVANCED 4, SUPER MARIO BROS. 3!!!
Mew Kairi: Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Mew Kairi: Bowser: Hehehe...
Mew Kairi: King: I wonder when he'll realize I'M his mother...

Princess Apricot: This is a Shakespearean tale in which a large magnet symbolizes the hypnotic propaganda
Princess Apricot: by which the great evil King Bowser lures idiots and assorted inanimated objects over to
Princess Apricot: the dark side to assist him with his atrocious evil plans.
Princess Apricot: Little known fact: Bowser used to take how-to-be-king lessons taught by this old geezer
Princess Apricot: from SMB3!
Princess Apricot: Toad: NO!!! Please don't genetically fuse me with a music box that eternally plays Britney
Princess Apricot: Spears songs!!!
Princess Apricot: Dino Rhino: Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Bowser never lets me play with his evil toys!!!
Princess Apricot: King: Good work, Bowser, now I have all the ingredients I need for my all-new hair
Princess Apricot: regrowth product!!! **GOOD PRIZE**
Princess Apricot: King: Hey, is that a flesh-eating microbe on my wand?!

Mario Mario: That was when Bowser learned of the magic of magnets...

PikaMario: Mario: I knew-a I should-a have gotten the-a Frog Suit-a!
PikaMario: Bowser: Must... find... metallic underwear...

Pyro Bundt: Bowser's new invention, (P)owerful (W)hacking (N)ulling (E)ducational (D)evice... What does
Pyro Bundt: that spell for Metal Mario?
Pyro Bundt: WARNING: Do not hold near Metal Mario, or he will shout random comments at insane speeds
Pyro Bundt: with an extremely low IQ... as if he doesn't already...

realoser: This magnet attracts idiots.

Bigboo25: Bowser: You know, the strangest thing is that half of this stuff ain't made of metal, but of a bronze
Bigboo25: substitute...

LuigiFan01: Mario: There's too much iron in my diet!

MaskedSheik: Kastle Koopa's rendition of Star Wars didn't have very good special effects to simulate the
MaskedSheik: Force, but the king played Emperor Palpatine masterfully.

Darth yoshi: Bowser: With this machine, I can find your lost items.

WendyRulez: The Desert King turned out to be Mario's archnemesis- the Cheesenator!

Iggy_Koopa: We now present the new metal and idiot magnet.

Dark Knight: Mario: Toad, that's what you get for giving out junk items in Super Mario Bros. 3!
Dark Knight: Bowser: IT'S A FLYING FUNGUS! RUN FOR IT!
Dark Knight: Bowser: My Idiot Catcher was a success!

Arkigul: Bowser: Ahhh... So that lecture from Einstein actually helped for once!

Razor: Bowser: How much will I get for this?

Lemmyscoo: Bowser: I TOLD Ludwig I wanted the magnet to only attract people whose last names are Mario!

Dasina-chan: Bowser: Ooh goodie, I'm catching all these Toads to power up with and- What's this, items Dasina-chan: attached- Put them in the dungeon!
Dasina-chan: Magnet: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! BOWSER, WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?!
Dasina-chan: Toad: AAH!!! YELLOW LINES!!!

Spikey Snifit: Bowser is showing the king that he made a magnet that not only attracts metal stuff but
Spikey Snifit: complete morons.

gold yoshi: Bowser: Told you they had magnetic personalties. Pay up!

supercomputer276: I wondered where my screwdriver went...

Supa Koopa: Mario: Cheese's safe, pasta's safe, but BAGELS ARE NOT SAFE!!!

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