Boolia: Lakitu: Aw, a perfect day for fishing.
Boolia: Lakitu: Luckily I can announce and fish at the same time.
Boolia: Lakitu: I love this job!
Boolia: Toad: Yummy, I hope that's a Gummy Worm!
Boolia: Luigi: I caught you, Mario!
Boolia: Peach: *sigh* What a lovely ocean.

Goomrey: Luigi: Hey, I got a piece of the Triforce!
Goomrey: Toad: Must... bite... onto... HOOK!!!
Goomrey: Princess Peach: Luigi and Toad, go into the water... Frog Mario's in the water...
Goomrey: Princess Peach: Have you ever seen a Frog Mario's eyes, Chiefy? Kinda like google eyes ya buy
Goomrey: at the craft store...

Koopus: Lakitu 3: Okay... I'll lure them close with the invisible worm, and then... WHAMMO! You plant those Koopus: suckers right upside their skulls!
Koopus: Luigi: Be quiet, Toad! I'm trying to catch my brother!
Koopus: Peach: Aww man! I'm stranded on this island, and it has no BEACH!
Koopus: Peach: What is this? Survivor?!

Kootie Pie: Peach: Why am I here?
Kootie Pie: Luigi: Look! I got a floating piece of cheese!
Kootie Pie: Mario: Just another day in Water Land.
Kootie Pie: Toad: WOW! A FLYING HOOK!
Kootie Pie: Mario: YUM! CHEESE!

PseudoBowser: Lakitu with fishing rod: Uh... Guys, I think we need a longer line.
PseudoBowser: Toad: Did that stupid Lakitu notice he forgot to set the bait?
PseudoBowser: Peach: All this trouble only to capture Frog Mario...
PseudoBowser: Frog Mario: Boy, this water is too cold... HEY, CHEESE!
PseudoBowser: Big Bertha: YEAH! FINALLY I'M IN A CAPTION!!!
PseudoBowser: Hook: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM CAPTAIN HOOK, THE KING OF THE FISHING RODS! FEAR
PseudoBowser: MY PATHETIC WRATH!

DarkKoops: Peach: SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS BORING ISLAND!
DarkKoops: Frog Mario: Man, what a strange boat!

little koopa: Mario's most dangerous mission ever, the Mario fishing contest.

Yoshi kid: It's disappointing to find out you can't catch a frog with your $100 hook, but you can catch a Toad
Yoshi kid: with your $1 one.

Super Goomba: Ok, Luigi is using a tiny pyramid as bait, and MARIO'S GOING FOR IT?!

Tayra: Lakitu: Shut up and let me get my bait back.

MetaKnight: Mario: I-a smell-a CHEESE-a!

Waluigi's Twin: So, after getting the Triumph Charts deciphered at Peach's Island, Luigi set out in the Red
Waluigi's Twin: Lion to... wait, wrong game!
Waluigi's Twin: Toad: For the last time, Luigi, you aren't Link, Peach isn't Tingle, this ship isn't the Red Lion,
Waluigi's Twin: you're not supposed to find the Triforce, and I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THE WIND
Waluigi's Twin: WAKER!!!

TheFireToad: Peach: Ah, look at them enjoying their fishing trip. Wait, where's Mario?
TheFireToad: Toad: Nice try, Lakitu. Next time, use bait.
TheFireToad: Luigi: Peach! I hope you like frog filets for dinner!

Bam: Peach: Hmm... Time to ban fishing!

MarioFan01: Lakitu on far right: All right, once I rail in a fish or a person, bonk it on the head!

Sonic527: Frog Luigi: Yum, tortia chip!

Triclyde: Toad: Uh... Luigi? I think you should change your bait right now.
Triclyde: Lakitu #2: Give me that pole NOW!

Flame Chocobo: Toad: Peach! I am your father's, cousin's, daughter's, brother-in-law twice removed!
Flame Chocobo: Frog Luigi: Ohh! Shiny, just like Mario!

supercomputer276: Peach: And here we see the food chain in progress. All too well, I fear. ***FIRST PRIZE***

pokemega32: Peach: I'd tell them what's about to happen to all of them but then what would I record with this
pokemega32: camera hidden in my crown to put on Mushroom Kingdom's Funniest Home Videos?

t2master: Lakitu: One, it's BOBBING for apples, and two, THOSE ARE FISH! **GOOD PRIZE**
t2master: Luigi's plan to shrink the world was foiled when he realized the effects wore off when near stupid
t2master: people like Mario.

Ricky: Yes, come to the triangle-shaped, poison cheese, Mario, and I will rule... our house... **GOOD PRIZE**

Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: HEY! WHAT DO I FISH WITH?!
Trollish Beastfighter: The other two Lakitus were angry to see their friend keeping watch to make sure Luigi
Trollish Beastfighter: didn't drift off.
Trollish Beastfighter: Peach: Someone catch something, because I ain't waiting till the coast erodes away!

pokemega32: Lakitu: Now remember, when I grab Toad with the hook you throw the spikeballs at him, not pokemega32: me! Remember what happened last time!

Cyhunt: Luigi: Come here, Mario, Mario!
Cyhunt: Luigi: I hope I catch a Mario, they're yummy.
Cyhunt: Mario: Mamamia! Cheese! Yum-a!
Cyhunt: Toad: I'm feeling seasick from the blue water...

Termina Overdrive,Bowser`s loyal Knightess: The Lakitus go Toad Gigging...

Lover of Boos: Watch out, Frog Mario, you're headed straight for that sharp, speckled triangle!
Lover of Boos: Those Lakitus are really jealous of their friend's fishing skills.

Tommy Koopa: Toad: Um... Luigi... Weren't we docked at that island?
Tommy Koopa: Lakitus with bombs: Peach is on to our plan! GET HER!
Tommy Koopa: Toad: Uhh... Luigi? The weather looks bad...
Tommy Koopa: They are all fishing for amphibians (Frog Mario and Toad).
Tommy Koopa: Frog Mario: Cheese? Please!

Cassy: Peach: Yay! Mario's swimming, Luigi's fishing, enemies are trying to hurt them- everything is normal.
Cassy: (Kinda. I mean, since when do they relax?) So I'll just wait and be kidnapped by someone as always,
Cassy: so they stop being so boring!

Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: What an idiot, frogs don't eat cheese. Besides, cheese isn't my favorite food,
Trollish Beastfighter: and the catfish will get it before I do anyway.

Rukario: Luigi: Be vewry vewry quiet, I'm-a huntin' for Mario.
Rukario: Toad: (singing badly) HERE ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND!!!
Rukario: Luigi's Do-It-Your-Stinkin' Self 10: How to catch your morbidly obese older brother with a mustache
Rukario: that is a plumber who saves a princess from an evil turtle thingy.
Rukario: Lakitu holding bomb: (foaming at mouth) You better catch something or we'll take turns nibbling on
Rukario: your inards and leave your leftover carcass for the buzzards!
Rukario: Mario: Golly gee! I've never eated triangular cheese buh-fore!
Rukario: Fishing Lakitu: Oh my gosh! Luigi's badly drawn pointy sail gonna pop my cl-
Rukario: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Denny W. Koopa: The Far Left Lakitu: I knew he should've used cheese to capture Mario, but NO! He had to
Denny W. Koopa: use a Boo! I'm making this Spiny egg go right to his head!

K. K. Koopa: Toad: Yes!!! I finally get to be away from the princess!

joseph koopa: Luigi: Hey Mario, I'll give you a giant piece of cheese if you swim in a Frog Suit and make
joseph koopa: those fish, those Lakitus, Toad, and Peach laugh at you.

WendyRulez: Luigi: Let's go fishing for a Mario!
WendyRulez: Lakitu: TO WAR! AND SOME COFFEE AND DANISH WHILE I'M AT IT!

Pyro Bundt: Lakitu: Hey, we're gonna get a boat!

realoser: A nice day of fishing.

Drew: Mario: Mmm... Dirt pile...
Drew: Toad: I'm ready to shoot the big, white-headed arrow, Luigi!
Drew: Lakitu: Guess what, guys? We're goin' Toadin'!

Dasina-chan: Luigi: Hey Bow, I found your fan! I guess Boo was serious about being sick of getting slapped...

Doopliss: Mario: Cheese! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Vyucs: Peach wasn't very happy when Luigi and Toad told her she couldn't fish. That's why Toad doesn't
Vyucs: have a fishing rod anymore.
Vyucs: Luigi: Too bad we don't have an anchor, meaning we could drift away at any second now.

paul, age 10: The cheap late 90's "Mario Loves Doritos" commercial.

Marioman989: Toad: Luigi, is there any reason why you are using cheese as bait, and why Peach is yelling to
Marioman989: us that the Frog Suit is missing?

Ninja-Z: Luigi: You know, I heard if you take a chunk of one of the Great Pyramids of Egypt and use it as
Ninja-Z: fishing bait, you'll get your wish granted by a frog. Man, I wish I had a brother I'd look up to...
Ninja-Z: Announcer: And Frog Mario reaches the cheese in a record time, two of the Lakitus giving him a
Ninja-Z: gold Lakitu, but oh, the third Lakitu dropped his score Spiny, and must fish for it. This is real exciting
Ninja-Z: stuff, folks!

Iggy_Koopa: Toad: Isn't there supposed to be a 1-Up on that hook?

crash17: Will Mario bite Peach, the fish, a bare hook, or cheese?

bombiel: Lakitu: Hopefully I don't fall off the cloud!

Paragloomba: After two hours, that Lakitu finally noticed he forgot to set the bait.

SuperKoopa: Frog Mario: Luigi, why are you using that piece of sponge like bait?
SuperKoopa: Peach: I HATE THIS ISLAND!

Rukario: Luigi: I wish this world was 3D!
Rukario: Peach: Good thing this island is stable- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rukario: Toad: Wow! My new pants can turn into a boat!
Rukario: Gilligan (offscreen): Look, Skipper! Other people!

Gastlis: Lakitu looking down: Multicloud. Not one of my brighter ideas.

Dasina-chan: Peach: Hey guys, come on, I thought we were all gonna come to this tropical paradise together!
Dasina-chan: Erm, guys... AAH SNAKE!!!
Dasina-chan: Peach: Grrr... I shouldn't have trusted Daisy when she said that there was Jell-o on this
Dasina-chan: deserted island.
Dasina-chan: Toad: (to Peach) Once an outcast always an outcast, and that means you are gonna have to be
Dasina-chan: "out cast"! Hahahahahaha! Oh, I crack myself up.
Dasina-chan: Cheep Cheep: AAH!!! THE BOAT LEFT A DENT IN THE WATER!

Supa Koopa: Middle Lakitu: Ya know, it REALLY would help if you had a longer rod and bait.

Koopiana Jones: Luigi: TOAD, I don't think this triangular bait is working!
Koopiana Jones: Peach: Why do they never take me fishing?
Koopiana Jones: Mario: I... must... get... pretty... yellow... bait!
Koopiana Jones: The Lakitus tried fishing in a cloud, but came up short.
Koopiana Jones: First Lakitu: Give it up Lakitu with pole, you can't catch fish from here!
Koopiana Jones: Lakitu with pole: Come here you little Mushroom head, come grab the hook.

joseph koopa: Fishing Lakitu: Why am I trying to grab that cheese from over here? I should be on the left
joseph koopa: side, not the right!

Brandon Fungi: Lakitu holding a fishing line: By my ingenious plan, I will capture Mario by attaching the
Brandon Fungi: ultimate weapon to it... CHEESE!

peachy64: Mario: Ooooooooooooooo! Triangle tart!

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