Dasina-chan: Iggy: Hmm, maybe if I add this nice white onion to this vanilla milkshake, all the food coloring
Dasina-chan: will fade!
Dasina-chan: And so this is the story of how Iggy became afraid of onions.
Dasina-chan: Iggy: Oh great, Clawdia's gonna kill me for leaving the fridge open AND writing tourists' names
Dasina-chan: on the floor! On top of that, she specifically told me that onions and lettuce were NOT what she
Dasina-chan: wanted in her Mother's Day smoothie!

papermario: The note on the fridge happens to tell people to shut THE DOOR when they are done using it!

Trollish Beastfighter: Iggy: And so the secret ingredients to the magical potion are some garlic and Pokemon
Trollish Beastfighter: Green?
Trollish Beastfighter: Reading and eating; not a good idea...

little koopa: Iggy: So let's see... Onions, bananas, shoes... That's the best drink I've ever made.

Yoshi kid: Iggy: Man, this recipe is going amazingly fast. Think the people at Ebay will buy it if I tell them it's a
Yoshi kid: Pepsi?
Yoshi kid: Iggy is in the process of making the recipe for disaster.

Doopliss: Iggy: (reading) Spinach garlic paste, three cups of spinach, one piece of garlic, and FIVE TOFU
Doopliss: SQUARES. I hate this health stuff anyway.

MetaKnight: Iggy: Just one more thing and my poison to destroy the Mario Bros. will be done!

Tayra: Iggy: I don't see why this spellbook needs a clove of fresh garlic.

Giga Bowser X: Iggy: NOW I CAN DEFEAT MARIO WITH MY SECRET WEAPON: HORRIBLY COOKED
Giga Bowser X: ONIONS!

Koopaling Josh: Iggy: Okay, step two on how to torture your older and stronger siblings!
Koopaling Josh: I don't know how, but the castle kitchen looks somewhat... homey!
Koopaling Josh: Onion: Don't put me in there! Ha! I got rid of part of your eye!
Koopaling Josh: Iggy: I LOVE this magical growth potion, I already feel taller!

Z-Kidd 500: Ludwig had been looking for his lost chemicals for some time now, with no luck.

Dylan: Iggy: That's funny... I never knew gun powder was an ingredient in carrot cake.

Koopus: Iggy: Okay... Wario's Smoothie Surprise: One onion, three garlic cloves... and five tablespoons of...
Koopus: chopped peppers... into the blender!
Koopus: Iggy's almost as bad as Wendy when it comes to cooking.
Koopus: Iggy: Wait a minute... This is Goombella's TATTLE LOG! Not a COOKBOOK!
Koopus: Iggy: Why take out the trash when I can just make a delicious smoothie out of it? ***FIRST PRIZE***

wackowendy429: I'm going to have to go get a hard helmet, because you forgot to put the lid on.

Paperlemmy: Iggy: Now, what's this letter that looks like a man with a long hat...?

Felix: Iggy: For some reason, this doesn't look like a chocolate shake to me.

MaskedSheik: Last experiment, Iggy mismatched his eye color; THIS experiment involves THREE more
MaskedSheik: bottles of "DANGER Excess Reagent DANGER" plus a bag of "CAUTION - Unknown
MaskedSheik: Substance Within!"

kingshy: Later, Roy pounded Iggy for the "milkshake surprise".

Freezy Toad: Iggy: ...And the next ingredient I need to use for this recipe that will give me bad breath!

Marioman989: Iggy: Hmmm, the book says not to add onions, but I think Wendy said this was a dried tomato.

Iggy_Koopa: Iggy: (reading): ...And now add some garlic and your slime smoothy will be finished.

Waluigi's Twin: Iggy: That's odd, I thought CARROTS improved your eyesight...

Arkigul: Iggy: And now to make the one turnip drink... TO RULE THEM ALL!
Arkigul: Iggy is trying to make a Kiwi smoothie... but he happened to grab a turnip instead. We may never
Arkigul: know why.

Waluigi Koopa: Iggy: Garlic milkshakes? What next? A video game starring Peach as the main character?

Punio: Iggy: I can't wait to tell King Dad that this is his protein drink.

Koopiana Jones: Iggy: This onion should cure my regurgitating blender.
Koopiana Jones: Iggy: The book says if I make an onion power drink, I'll be able to fly.
Koopiana Jones: Iggy: I must have dropped my contact in the blender.
Koopiana Jones: This is why nobody lets Iggy cook.
Koopiana Jones: WARNING, THINGS IN THIS PICTURE ARE WEIRDER THAN THEY SEEM!

Double D: Little does Iggy know, Ludwig accidentally gave him the recipe for super glue.
Double D: Book: Add one onion, and blend. Now dump the entire thing in the garbage, because this has
Double D: nothing to do with strawberry cake. **GOOD PRIZE**
Double D: After all those long years, Iggy finally got his hands on Ludwig's secret Chocolate Cookie recipe.
Double D: Blender: YUCK!
Double D: Iggy: This is the strangest recipe for chocolate pudding I've ever seen.

fawfuls friend: Iggy: Darn! Not enough onions! Oh well, I guess I have to use something else...

Doopliss (offscreen): Where's my green potion that makes me bigger?!

Philip Mekeel: It seems that Roy has dared Iggy to drink an onion smoothie...
Philip Mekeel: "Atticus": I hope that whatever Iggy is making isn't to clean me off. I love being on this floor.
Philip Mekeel: Iggy: After I drink this, the blue of my left eye will never disappear again!
Philip Mekeel: Wario's gonna knock Iggy's door down when he figures out that he stole from his secret garlic
Philip Mekeel: stash.

Paul: Iggy: Hmm, let's see... Worms, onions, pig feet, used gym shorts, Bush's presidential plans, vomit...

Tommy Koopa: Iggy: After adding the contents of the fridge, add one clove of garlic.

Freezy Toad: Onion: Eww! Why does your breath smell that bad, Iggy?!

amazeedayzee: What happens when people take Luigi's Do-it-Your-Stinkin-Self volumes seriously...

Koopus: Iggy: Let's see how clean Mom's new blender is after THIS!
Koopus: Note on Fridge: Dear Iggy, Under no circumstance should you use the blender in any way, shape, or
Koopus: form... It is possessed and therefore has a spirit lurking over it, use it and you just might lose a
Koopus: hand. Clawdia.
Koopus: Note on Fridge: IGGY! Don't leave the fridge open!

Felix: Iggy, trying to make a veggie shake for Larry, somehow blows up the entire castle.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Hmmm... To make a Scribble, take wedding cake, garlic, a pinch of spam, and a TON of
Fwipp Deathspeeder: cheese...

Waluigi: Iggy: Yes! With this strength potion I can finally beat Roy for good!

Maguskoopa: Now add an onion... Wait, is this the mixing bowl or the blender?

realoser: Iggy: If this garlic turns Wario into Wario Man, than it can turn me into Iggy Man! ... Or just give me
realoser: gas. **GOOD PRIZE**

Bowser 5000: Iggy: So this is the recipe for "Mario ala Destroya".

Waluigi Koopa: Roy (offscreen): And this is another embarrassing photo of Iggy learning how to cook.
Waluigi Koopa: Iggy: When do I get to be on Iron Chef?
Waluigi Koopa: Iggy: I AM NOT HAVING FUN, YOU HEAR ME, WORLD? NOT HAVING FUN!
Waluigi Koopa: Iggy: I hope this garlic bulb has life insurance!

toad yoshi iggy fan: Iggy used some dirt, grass, spoiled onions, and other nasty stuff to make a shake but
toad yoshi iggy fan: when he tried it, it tasted really good!

Princess Apricot: Fruit: Why, Iggy, why?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!

crankymama5452: Iggy: Well I could always give this drink to Larry if I don't like it.

Super Goomba: Iggy + Blender = A very messy kitchen!

Zeyna the dragon: Iggy: Hmmmm... If I put this onion in this poison sewer water then Morton will thinks it's
Zeyna the dragon: Kool-Aid and drink it... MWHAHAHAHA!!!

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