Waluigi: The revenge of the deranged Toads.

Pat: I told you any invention of Ludwig's was faulty.

Dasher Koopa: Mario shouldn't have stolen Toad's Mickey Mouse ice cream bar.
Dasher Koopa: One of the Toads was tossed off the ship because he questioned why they were attacking
Dasher Koopa: Mario.
Dasher Koopa: Toad in Pipe (on cellphone): Sorry, John, I'm gonna have to call ya back. My buddies are
Dasher Koopa: chasing Mario for stealing an ice cream bar and I can't get service. John? John? You're
Dasher Koopa: breaking up. I'm gonna have to hang up.

Trollish Beastfighter: Toad in barrels: Wait! Which one of those things is Mickey Mouse?
Trollish Beastfighter: What the Mushroomers don't know is that using Bullet Bills to help a flying Mario
Trollish Beastfighter: deliver the Star Rod is not a good idea.

MetaKnight: Mario: I-a got-AHHHHHHH!!!

Mario: Mario: Oh my gosh! The Toads have turned against me!

Waluigi Koopa: Mario: I'm sure of it now, Toad has been playing WAY too much Megaman X.
Waluigi Koopa: Mario: I HAVE FOUND THE WAND OF CHEESE!!!
Waluigi Koopa: Toads: FREEDOM!

Hiphop: This happens when Mario goes to Disneyland and steals from Toad.

toad yoshi iggy fan: Mario: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!

Dylan: Mario, being sick of the "The princess is in another castle" routine, declared war on Toad.

Koopiana Jones: Toads: NOOOO, HE STOLE OUR MICKEY MOUSE POPSICLE!
Koopiana Jones: Toad on the Cannon: Say hello to my bullet friends. **GOOD PRIZE**
Koopiana Jones: Toads: Come back! We're not done playing "Search and Destroy"!
Koopiana Jones: Mario: I can see my house from here.
Koopiana Jones: "When Toads Go Bad", on the next Oprah.

deathyboy: When Mario stole the magic scepter of Mickey Mouse, he never imagined rabid Toad fanboys
deathyboy: would come after him in a flying fish.

super super superlemmy90: Mario: Die you billbucket!
super super superlemmy90: Toad on the wing: Sleepy... Didn't... get... enough... sleep... *snore*
super super superlemmy90: Toad falling: NOOOO!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!
super super superlemmy90: Toad in the barrel: Do you know where the little boys' room is?!

Iggy_Koopa: Jumping Toad: Finally! We will get rid of Mario!

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Middle Toad: This is Picard, beam me up.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Mario: I've finally stolen the Tourists' Choice Award!

Vyucs: Toad Leader: Since we stole Bowser's new and improved doomship, why don't we test it out on
Vyucs: Mario!
Vyucs: Toad falling: I'm so stupid. THAT WAS THE EJECT BUTTON!!!

Nintendo Girl: Wow, Iggy sure adds a new definition to protein smoothie.

amazeedayzee: Cloud: NO!!! IT'S GOING TO KILL ME!

Chelsey: Toad: Mario! Give me back my diary!!!
Chelsey: Looks like the Toads are mad.
Chelsey: Lemmy (offscreen): King Dad, Mario's on our tail.

Happy Yoshi: Toad: Toad 2, get back the Toad King Stand! Mario has it so get all the Toads and go to your
Happy Yoshi: battle stations!

Koopus: Toad 1: Mario! That's not a wand!
Koopus: Toad 2: Oh great, just when we come up with an arial force to get the kings' wands back, HE shows
Koopus: up...
Koopus: Toad 2: That's great, just keep on posing there, maybe the ship will mistake you for fuel and we
Koopus: won't fall to our doom!
Koopus: Bullet Bill 2: Dude, you're going the wrong way, DUDE!
Koopus: Toad Force V: The Forgotten Episode
Koopus: The Toad Arial Force For Y'all's Protection's (TAFFY P.) main job was to rid the sky of all raccoons,
Koopus: or maybe the princess just wanted to get rid of them...
Koopus: Mario: Wait a minute, this isn't the Men's Room at the Hyrulian Kokiri Konvention. Aww, what am I
Koopus: supposed to do with this Fairy on a Stick?
Koopus: Toad falling: I'M NOT A TORPEDO!!!
Koopus: Only in a video game... Only in a video game...

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Toad: You're supposed to RETURN the wand after you beat Larry! **GOOD PRIZE**

Fryguy2: It's "Super Mario Wars: The Toad Empire Strikes Again!"
Fryguy2: Mario: Just another day in Sky Land.
Fryguy2: Toad 1: BWAHAHAHAHA, BOMBS AWAY!
Fryguy2: Toad 2: Can I have a raise?
Fryguy2: Toad 3: Look! I can see Roy's Castle from here!
Fryguy2: Toad 4: HELP, I'M FALLING!
Fryguy2: Toad 5: HELP, I'M AFRAID OF CLOUDS!
Fryguy2: Ludwig (offscreen): KING DAD, SOMEBODY STOLE MY NEW SUPERDOOMSHIP 4000!

DarkLemmy: Mario is in trouble.
DarkLemmy: This is what happen when Toads eats too much sugar.

EXOR: Mario: With the power of the Super Magic Wand, nothing can hit me and... Uh oh!
EXOR: Bullet Bill:  KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL!!!

MarioFan01: Air Baseball: The game where you try to hit all of the Toads on the ship with Bullet Bills.

timmit: Toad on bullet cannon: KILL BARNY!

papermario: Toad on top of cannon: Mario!!! Give me back my pez dispenser!

supercomputer276: Toad behind canisters: Uh, guys? Where'd we get the ship from?

Denny W. Koopa: Larry: Morton ruined my Toad in disguise party plan, so I just decided to throw him off. I
Denny W. Koopa: hope you're fine with that.

Blue Bob-omb: Toads: All your Bullet Bill are belong to us.

Doopliss: Mario: You'll never catch me alive, coppers!

Teela Yoshi: Toad: WE WANT REVENGE! GIVE US BACK THAT PEZ STICK!!! WE WANT THE MICKEY
Teela Yoshi: MOUSE PEZ STICK!

Vertical VelociKoopa2: As if Disney's alliance with Star Wars wasn't powerful enough, Nintendo decided to
Vertical VelociKoopa2: join in.

The New Dark Koopa: Mario: I'll give it back; I just need to return the king to normal.
The New Dark Koopa: Toad: GET BACK HERE, YOU MONKEY!

Felix: Toad: Bwahahaha! With Mario out of the picture, I, Toad, will finally rule the Mushroom Kingdom!
Felix: This is what happens when Mario doesn't pay his taxes.

Koopaling Josh: I can't quite tell but it looks like the Toad on the wing of the ship is sleeping!

crazy iggy fan: The doomship of tomorrow.

Gamechamp: Toad: Gotta love that Gameshark.

Dasina-chan: Toad flying off the ship: That wasn't a torpedo in the torpedo tube!!!

Bowser 5000: When Mario touches the "Reality Bending Button".

abigailns: That's when Nintendo figured out that Toads weren't their best idea.

Triclyde: This is why you shouldn't give a Toad a box of tinker toys...
Triclyde: We now return to "When Toads Attack".

MarioFanaticXV: Falling Toad: Is this any way to treat a door-to-door salesmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?

WendyRulez: TOAD GONE BAD!

Paperlemmy: Falling Toad: I REGRET NOTHING! ... Except for waxing the top deck, that I regret doing.

Double D: The Mushroom Kindom tooth fairy wasn't too happy when Mario stole her wand.
Double D: The REAL Toad Force V.
Double D: Toad in front: Wait! You can't take the plunger as long as Johnson is on board!

Tweteer: Mario: NO! I HAVE LOW LIFE INSURANCE!
Tweteer: Mario: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DIDN'T STEAL THE GOLDEN CHEESE FROM TOAD'S ROYAL
Tweteer: MUSEUM!

Goomrey: Toad, in his mad quest to rule the world, makes an army of clones to retrieve the fabled
Goomrey: mouse-head scepter from Mario.
Goomrey: Luckily, Toad's clones are as stupid as he is!

MaskedSheik: Toad Jumping: Ahh, nothing quite like a cup o' coffee at Starbeans to excite the morning!

Boolia: Toad: Yay! Raccoon hats for everyone!!!

X Bowser Giga: Super Mario Brothers 4: Toad's Revenge.

Extreme nintendo master: The Toad that's falling down is really Bungee Jumping.

Sonic527: Mario: No! It's finally happening! The Toads are making a rebellion against the Mushroom
Sonic527: Kingdom!

hyperguy152: Falling Toad: I'm never using this airline service again! ***FIRST PRIZE***

realoser: When did Mario learn to jump this high?

Drew: Quoth the Toad, "Where's the Floor?!"

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