Trollish Beastfighter: Yoshi: @#$%! Long line! Now I need to pose longer!
Trollish Beastfighter: Popple is actually trying to look over the paparazis' shoulders to get a good look at the
Trollish Beastfighter: princess.

Yoshi kid: Toad: No Peach, we can't reserve you a copy of Harry Potter 7, this is the lunch line.

WendyRulez: Toad: Pay $1,000,000 dollars and we'll let you in.
WendyRulez: Boo: Why am I even in this caption?
WendyRulez: Starman: How long do I have to sit here?
WendyRulez: Luigi: Mamapasta! I've been robbed of my wallet! Wait a second! Mamapasta isn't right...
WendyRulez: Yoshi: Help! I'm trapped in the banner!
WendyRulez: When the banner fell, the Goomba, Mario, Peach, and Toad were squashed flat.
WendyRulez: So Goombas can be feminine...
WendyRulez: Koopa Troopa: OH NO! I'M BLIND!
WendyRulez: The biggest power failure in the whole history of Plit.

MetaKnight: Peach: 2,000,000, please.

Vyucs: Peach: We want our money back! There's too many baddies in this city trying to clunk us!
Vyucs: Toad: Welcome to "Yoshi Food"! May I take your money? ... I MEAN ORDER?!
Vyucs: The "SM" stands for "Supreme Maliciousness".

Dylan: The unusual thing about this picture is that the door near the far left is too small for most, if not all, of
Dylan: them to fit in.
Dylan: Toad: Tonight, the movie we will be showing is Morton's Speech 2: Not Morton's Speech 1. It's
Dylan: perfect for those of you who can't fall asleep at night.

Spikey Snifit: Even after being tortured by Yoshi for years, Popple, Luigi, Shy Guy (mostly Shy Guy), Koopa
Spikey Snifit: Troopa, female Goomba, male Goomba, Mario, and Peach still want to see Yoshi's movie.

BEEZER: Peach: I'll have a double cheeseburger, a milkshake, and some fries.

DaKingKoopa: Toad: Welcome to McToad's... May I take your order?
DaKingKoopa: Popple: I'M HUNGRY! Why do I have to be last in line?!
DaKingKoopa: Little do the fools know that they're getting scammed!
DaKingKoopa: Chef Torte (offscreen): Hurry up viz zheir ordeirs, Toad! You're making moi lose money!

Dasher Koopa: Toad: This is a summer job, Peach. Please don't tell my parents.

Iggy_Koopa: The Yoshi Club, where idiots come to dance.

Paperlemmy: Toad: Thank you, everyone, but Yoshi is in another building!

Happy Yoshi: Mario: Exploding Yoshis 3: Total Hunger is going to be better than Exploding Yoshis and
Happy Yoshi: Exploding Yoshis 2: The Sequel!

Tommy Koopa: Moon: I'm not that kind of satelite!

Koopus: Toad: Come one! Come all! See the amazing Tongue-less Yoshi!
Koopus: Toad: No! It's not harming the SM Building, we just built around it, see?
Koopus: Popple: What's the world coming to?! I've got to wait in line to rob the ticket counter!  **GOOD Koopus: PRIZE**
Koopus: Boo, after displaying his dimwitted ignorance toward lunar bodies, must fill in for the man in the
Koopus: moon tonight.
Koopus: Toad: WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?!
Koopus: Luigi: Okay, who's the idiot who hired Toad as the ticket person?!
Koopus: Toad: For the last time: Take your Conga Line somewhere else!

Felix: Toad: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Mario-Vegas!

Waluigi Koopa: Toad: Do I hear 100 coins for this new movie theater? 50? JUST **** BUY IT, I'M BROKE!
Waluigi Koopa: Boo: This is Booscaster, with this new information. The SM Hypno-Ray has forced Mario,
Waluigi Koopa: Peach, a Shy Guy, Luigi, Popple, a Koopa and two Goomba to watch Toad's horrible movie!
Waluigi Koopa: RUN AWAY, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, PLIT!

Ice Koopa: Peach: Come on, Toad! I'm your pal! We can probably work this "No money" thing out!

Gastlis: This is interesting. I have no idea where Toad's feet are.

gameman: Popple: I hope they're not out of YoshiBurgers when I get up there.

Denny W. Koopa: Con Circus! Featuring the one and only albino Yoshi! Note, if you are a princess, a Mario
Denny W. Koopa: Brother, a Goomba, a Koopa, a Shy Guy, or a guy named Popple, you may be eaten!
Denny W. Koopa: Toad: Hehe... I'm about to hit Peach with my microphone slingshot!

Termina Overdrive,Bowser`s Loyal Knightess: Luigi regrets drinking those forty cases of soda on the way to
Termina Overdrive,Bowser`s Loyal Knightess: the theater.

Ruby Koopa: Luigi: Okay, I wonder what I'm doing here, the movie is "Teletubbies' New Teddy Bear: The
Ruby Koopa: Yoshi-Teddy".
Ruby Koopa: Toad: Uh, Peach? You're a little old for this movie, right?

Hiphop: Boo: Y'know, this doesn't look like the Mushroom Kingdom... It looks like Brooklyn! FREEDOM!!!

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Today at Super Mario Theatre: Yoshi's Story!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Toad: Sorry, I don't have change for a Mushroom. ***FIRST PRIZE***

MarioFanaticXV: The radio show that gave away that rare game: All Night Nippon Mario Bros.

hyperguy152: Shy Guy: I expected opening day of Jerry Slotter and the Grail of Ice to be more crowded.

supercomputer276: Toad: Welcome to Yoshi Burger, home of the Yoshi Burger! May I take your order?

Arkigul: Luigi: What am I doing here again?

Koopiana Jones: People from all around the world wait in line to see the famous painting "Toad and Bent
Koopiana Jones: Nail".
Koopiana Jones: Toad: Welcome to the World's Smallest Movie Thearter.
Koopiana Jones: While no one was looking, the Boo ate the large cookie on a stick.
Koopiana Jones: Admittance to the Yoshi Dude: Superstar play is 2 coins.
Koopiana Jones: Toad: Welcome to the Yoshi Cafe, may I take your order?

Dasina-chan: Toad: No, I'm sorry, we do not accept Princess Platinum. NEXT!!!

WendyRulez: Luigi: Why do I feel like I've been robbed?

Super Goomba: For some reason, everyone loves to watch "The Show Where Rabid Yoshis Devour
Super Goomba: Everyone".

papermario: Toad: Sorry, Peach, but we don't give out restraining orders against people here. **GOOD papermario: PRIZE**

KingDarkBoo: Mario: Peach... This doesn't look like the Department of Motor Vehicles.
KingDarkBoo: Koopa: This Yoshi movie may be better than the Mortal Kombat movie.
KingDarkBoo: The Goomba with a bow is actually Birdo in a disguise.

Double D: Unfortunately for Mario, Peach, Goombob, and Goombetty, "Toad Force V: Revisited" didn't turn
Double D: out to be a good date movie.
Double D: Yoshi: (I wanted a sign, but noooo, they had to have the "real thing".)
Double D: Toad: Sorry, but your free movie tickets are in another theater.
Double D: Unfortunately for his employees, Star-Mart's CEO would not let anyone out to see the premiere of
Double D: "How to Influence Your Boss".
Double D: Toad: Mario, you can't order pizza at a theater box office.

fawfuls friend: Twas a dark and stormy... daycare center?

Dasina-chan: Boo: Bwa ha ha! I will lick you all! Wait... I'm named after Bo Diddley? Cool!

Ian: Toad: Let's see... Princess Peach, Mario Mario, Bro. and Sis. Goomba, Koopa Troopa, Yellow Shy Guy,
Ian: Luigi Mario, and Popple want an item.

Pat: Toad: No, Princess, all of the people you have with you is still not enough food for Yoshi.

Orange: Boo: (singing) Peach in the sky with diamonds... Peach in the sky with diamonds...

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