Dylan: Detective: If this is just a test set up by the chief and this guy really isn't dead, I'm going to kill that
Dylan: chief.

Vyucs: Look at Yakko. So innocent... HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS RUBBISH!!!

Felix: An Area 51 of the Nintendo world.

supercomputer276: Mario: Uh... I don't wanna know.
supercomputer276: Bowser: And I thought Mushroomers were freaks of nature...
supercomputer276: Mario: Uh... cheese?
supercomputer276: Mario: You have the right to remain silent! No, wait, that's that guy's line.
supercomputer276: Mario: Friends of yours, Bowser?

Sonic527: Mario: Maybe I should cut back on the Mushrooms... Nah.

Koopiana Jones: Bowser: MARIO! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I LET YOU THROW MY BIRTHDAY PARTY! Koopiana Jones: ***FIRST PRIZE***
Koopiana Jones: Mario: All right. Who called the police?
Koopiana Jones: Who killed the person lying face down?
Koopiana Jones: Why isn't the Porcupo floating?
Koopiana Jones: Mario: This is the best party ever!

Waluigi Koopa: Bowser: When we get home, Mario, let's not mention this to anyone.
Waluigi Koopa: Porcupo: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! BALLOONS ARE COMING OUT OF ME!!!

Tommy Koopa: Mario: I can't make heads or tails of this.

Z-Kidd 500: It's Pennington in: Case of the Deranged Dorkheads!

Goomrey: Bowser's birthday party was going great until the police came...

Boolia: Bowser: Ahhh! The light! It burns!
Boolia: Yakko: Hi, pretty lady!
Boolia: Mario: I didn't know Bowser was a vampire.

Paperlemmy: Mario: WOWSERS!

Termina Overdrive,Bowser`s Loyal Knightess: Mario: Um... I didn't do it?

Pyro Bundt: Mario: My plumber senses... they are tinglin- HEY! FUNNY-SHAPED BALLOONS!
Pyro Bundt: Red Mage: Inspector, are you going to find out what happened to her or are you trying to find
Pyro Bundt: out how many split ends she has?
Pyro Bundt: Green-haired girl: I'm going to use 48.874 MP for the spell "Popurbalons" to pop your balloons,
Pyro Bundt: how is that?

Doopliss fan: All this is what happens when Inspector Gadget clones himself, steals a De Lorean, and turns it
Doopliss fan: into a police car.

Orange: It's Really Bizarre Super Mario RPG: The Secret of the Six Gadgets! **GOOD PRIZE**

EXOR: Mario: AND THEY SAID I AM STUPID!
EXOR: Bowser: WITH MY NEW ARMY OF RANDOM CARTOON CHARACTERS I FINAlLY CAN CONQUER
EXOR: THE MUSHROON KINGDOM!
EXOR: Animaniac: HELLO MOMMY, I AM IN A MARIO RELATED SITE!
EXOR: Policeman inside the car: Chaos ensues when Miyamoto drinks one of Ludwig's chemicals.
EXOR: Guy fainted: Oooooogggggg... I can't feel my legs!
EXOR: Guy with red hat: WHAT THE?!  0_0

Waluigi: Bowser: HAHAHAHAH! Your time has come, Mario, you must now face random characters I chose by
Waluigi: flipping coins. **GOOD PRIZE**

Denny W. Koopa: Bowser and the Animaniac voted at the hero convention, and the newest hero is Spike the
Denny W. Koopa: Porcupo. Mario is a hero no longer, a moron and only that!
Denny W. Koopa: Everyone gazes at Bowser's newest minion, the mystical "flying" Porcupo!

Darklordkoopa: Bowser: At last, Mario, I will defeat you by having Inspector Gadget arrest you for copyright
Darklordkoopa: infringement!

Ruby Koopa: Inspector Gadget: Never. Touch. Teleport. Machine. Again.

Koopus: Gadget #5: Man, I'm good looking!
Koopus: Gadget #1 felt left out because his complexion was too rosy compared to the others.
Koopus: Wakko: Welcome to the Cave of Random Characters! May I take your order?

John Rosado: Bowser: BEST. PARTY. EVAR.

Dillon: Police: ONE OF YOU MURDERED MAGUS!

Trollish Beastfighter: Bowser: WHAT?! You mean non-Mario theme parties are illegal?!

Marioman989: Bowser: Note to self, never let Mario plan a birthday party!

Dark Koopa: Mario: I told you we shouldn't have moved to WB!

Z-Kidd 500: You know, I always thought the old Disney movies were getting nuttier each time they made one.

Yoshi kid: Detective: ERROR, WINDOWS HAS DETECTED THAT YOU HAVE PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL
Yoshi kid: OPERATION. FLASH YOUR HIGH BEAMS TO TERMINATE THE PROGRAM... Thank you.

Tweeter: Mario: Ok, no more cheeseballs before bed!
Tweeter: Bowser: Boy, look at all those beautiful lights!
Tweeter: Guy with red hat: Why am I here?

Some Random Goomba: Mario: Look, balloons!
Some Random Goomba: "Paper Mario 3: Lost in the Morton's Mind", coming soon on your GameCube!

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