Pyro Bundt: Hammer Brother: Bowser, why can't we go through the door?
Pyro Bundt: Luigi: HA, no one can find me!
Pyro Bundt: Bowser attacks again... right after all of the Koopa Troop quit...
Pyro Bundt: Quick thinking, Bowser, so quick you forgot the door.
Pyro Bundt: Soon after this came the game "Luigi is Missing!", but unfortunately know one really knew who
Pyro Bundt: Luigi was. **GOOD PRIZE**

Boolia: Mario: I wonder where Luigi is.
Boolia: Luigi: I hope no one reads my secret diary.
Boolia: Hammer Bro: Must... find... Luigi's secret.
Boolia: Bowser: Did you read the part when Luigi was in preschool, he thought that Princess Dasy had a
Boolia: magical unicorn?

Trollish Beastfighter: Bowser: Hurry up! I don't want Mario to know I have a birthday present for him!

Yoshi kid: Bowser: AWESOME, I FOUND A FRONT DOOR!

Denny W. Koopa: Because his bunkbed is tilted on the side, Luigi decided to call someone to fix it; he will
Denny W. Koopa: meet him in the basement.

Marioman989: Bowser: Yesl Hammer Bro, we have finally broken out of jail. Who knows where we'll end up!

WendyRulez: Bowser: Dig more, my worthless slave, er, Hammer Brother.
WendyRulez: Luigi is in love with Peach!
WendyRulez: Yep, Luigi and Daisy are in love.
WendyRulez: Mario: Zzz... I'm extremely lazy... Zzz...
WendyRulez: Cheep Cheep: Um, how long do I have to stand next to the trophy?
WendyRulez: Sun: BWAHAHAHA! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!

Waluigi Koopa: And the moral of this story is to never plug in SMB3 into your Gameshark and play it.

Kirby: Sadly, this IS a normal day at the Marios' house...

Evil B Koopa: Mario: I can't sleep tonight. I think Luigi is having a party in the basement I discovered a while Evil B Koopa: ago.
Evil B Koopa: Luigi: Time to write in my diary. Do I hear digging? Oh well...
Evil B Koopa: Daisy: I hope Luigi finds the gifts I left him near his basement.
Evil B Koopa: Bowser: Soon we shall find the Mario Bros' deepest, darkest secrets. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Evil B Koopa: Hammer Bro: I heard someone talking.
Evil B Koopa: Mario: My computer is messed up. LUIGI!!! But my fish trophy looks yummy.
Evil B Koopa: Peach: DARN you, King Boo! What did I do to you?

Dylan: After going through hours of trouble to break into Mario's house, the Hammer Bro. and Bowser never
Dylan: realized that the front door was unlocked.

Koopus: Bowser discovers Larry's tunnels into prominent homes around the Mushroom Kingdom.
Koopus: Luigi: Hmm, I think today, I'll write about how loose the dirt is underneath our house...

Iggy_Koopa: Bowser: Come on! We have to get my journal back from Luigi!

Felix: Luigi: My psychic powers tell me that Bowser's coming. I'll just let Mario defeat him.

Vyucs: Bowser: Do it quickly, Hammer Bro, I hear Mario's weight trying to fall through the floor!
Vyucs: Luigi: Gee, I have to pop down here just to see what time it is!

wackowendy429: Ahh! Another beautiful day.

looneyludwig429: This is a disaster waiting to happen.

Paperlemmy: Luigi's secret chamber won't be secret for long; not that it was secret to begin with...

Slimer49'r: Luigi: I know it has been almost forever, but I will finally get my revenge on Mario for telling
Slimer49'r: everyone in the 4th grade I liked Hello Kitty!!!

Ice Koopa: This is what happens while Mario is asleep.
Ice Koopa: Bowser and Luigi are secretly teaming up to try to get a gig on the Revolution.

supercomputer276: Mario: Hey, keep it down, down there! Wait, this house has only one floor.
supercomputer276: Luigi: Hee hee, no one knows that I have Mario's diary here in my secret den! I can finally
supercomputer276: read it undisturbed!
supercomputer276: The D on that heart actually stands for "deliciously flavored fruitcake", a.k.a. Luigi.

Arkigul: Somehow, Luigi is oblivious to the plot to assassinate his diary... and the clock... and him... and
Arkigul: pretty much everything on Plit...

MarioFan01: Mario: I had the strangest dream! In my dream, my brother had a secret hideout and Bowser was
MarioFan01: going to break in and burn everything. That would never happen!

Tommy Koopa: It's Mario Wars: Attack of the Sprites.

Sonic527: Luigi: Have you ever had the feeling that you're being watched...?

DaKingKoopa: Luigi: Ahh... I love secretly going into my secret room with my secret desk and secret
DaKingKoopa: heart-that-has-an-arrow-going-through-it-with-me-and-Daisy's-initials-on-it! Especially if a
DaKingKoopa: Hammer Bro. is secretly digging in here for Bowser!
DaKingKoopa: Mario has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open!
DaKingKoopa: Sun: WAKEUPMARIOLUIGI'SINHISSECRETROOM!
DaKingKoopa: Hammer Bro: That clock looks tasty...
DaKingKoopa: It's the "L ROX!" sign o' doom!
DaKingKoopa: Cheep Cheep Picture: Oh look, ping pong!
DaKingKoopa: Peach (trapped in a picture frame): YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, MARIO!

hyperguy152: Bowser: Are you new at this?

Paperlemmy: Mario: I thought I slept in the top bunk!

Koopaling Josh: Too bad Bowser doesn't have the Super Boots because it would sure be a lot easier to get
Koopaling Josh: to Luigi's diary.
Koopaling Josh: Luigi: Okay, page 11 of my diary... Today Bowser tried to get you, my diary. What a jerk!

Vyucs: Luigi: Whenever Bowser busts through, I'll throw everything I got down here at him!

Waluigi: Bowser: Hurry UUUP! I need to launch this sneak attack now or I'll miss tea time!

MaskedSheik: Peach thought her dollhouse was a lovely piece of art, but she was disturbed by the dark
MaskedSheik: undercurrents the work suggested. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Goomrey: Mario: I could have sworn I used to sleep in the top bunk.
Goomrey: Bowser: There's no way those annoying Mario Bros. will ever stop my evil plan to tunnel
Goomrey: underneath Peach's castle and kidnap her!!!

Mr. Messed with: Bowser: Come on, dig faster, you moron!

Kootie Pie: Bowser: Meet my newest minion, DIG BROTHER!
Kootie Pie: Mario: Hey, where's Luigi?

Termina Overdrive,Bowser`s Loyal Knightess: Mario: ZZZZ... CHEESE! ... ZZZZ... CHEESE! OH LORD THE
Termina Overdrive,Bowser`s Loyal Knightess: CHEESE!

Waluigi's Twin: Bowser: I keep telling you, we have to dig DOWNWARDS to find the forbidden village of the
Waluigi's Twin: mole people, not forwards!
Waluigi's Twin: It has been one week after King Boo transformed Peach into a painting, and we are still
Waluigi's Twin: waiting for somebody to actually care about it.

Double D: Bowser: I told you we couldn't break into the Marios' house with a bent-up coat hanger!
Double D: Bowser: This may be hard work, but once I get to read Luigi's diary, it'll be worth it.
Double D: Another normal day at the Marios' house: Mario sleeps late, Bowser is trying to break in, and Luigi
Double D: is writing in his diary, forgetting about the breakfast he was cooking.
Double D: Diary Entry: Day 137- When I went down into my secret basement to write in you, I saw that "L
Double D: ROX!" was written on the wall; *sigh* At least the wall supports me.
Double D: (Five Minutes Later) Luigi: Welcome, Bowser, to Luigi's Shop! We sell all kinds of juicy,
Double D: embarrassing secrets about Mario, but it'll cost ya!

Some Random Goomba: Mario: HELP! SOMEBODY GLUED ME ON THAT STUPID BED!
Some Random Goomba: Bowser: DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG!
Some Random Goomba: Black Koopa: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A MONTY MOLE!
Some Random Goomba: Luigi: Why am I here?

DarkTatanga: Luigi got really happy when he discovered Peach's secret hiding place.

Jeff Koopa: Mario: Hmm... I have a bad feeling this bed will soon fall through the floor.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Bowser: Soon I can finally destroy Luigi's diary... and that embarrassing photo of me in
Fwipp Deathspeeder: a tutu!

Supa Koopa: Bowser: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STEALING MARIO'S PASTA,
Supa Koopa: NOT LUIGI'S OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK!!! **GOOD PRIZE**

Ben Catchpole: Hey, Luigi, Mario told me to tell you to stop reading that stupid book and go to bed!

Koopiana Jones: Bowser: Faster, my minion!
Koopiana Jones: You would never know Mario sleeps with his eyes open without Lemmy's Captions.
Koopiana Jones: I wonder why L rox?
Koopiana Jones: An average day in Mario's house.

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