Kyoni Yoshi: When Swooper was told her blind date would be hot, she wasn't quite expecting this.

Iggy_Koopa: Swooper: Sorry but the radioactive lava pool you're looking for is on the other side of the
Iggy_Koopa: volcano.

Ruby Koopa: Bat: Yes, Mr. Slug, if you wanna come to your date, just jump in the smokey things and they'll
Ruby Koopa: send you right to your date, but remember, it's on your own safety.
Ruby Koopa: Slug: What do you mean by "You're too fat to fit in"? I'm not fat, and my Shy Guy Plant is lovely!
Ruby Koopa: Bat: No, you can't use "Bat-Air Transport"! You're too fat, and I'm too cute for that! You'll flatten
Ruby Koopa: me, you fatso!
Ruby Koopa: Bat: If you wanna get through to get to your date, gimme those flowers!
Ruby Koopa: Shy Guy Plant: Let me in, or I'll throw this slug at ya!

WendyRulez: Shy Guy: HELP ME! I'M A FLOWER BOUQUET!

Marioman989: Swoopula: Look, if you really love me, you won't love me anymore, Freak!

Waluigi Koopa: Welcome to Volcano Land, home of happiness, cheer, deadly lava, huge spikes, and lost
Waluigi Koopa: loves!

MetaKnight: Love can hurt a lot.

MarioFan01: Shy Guy: If this guy is just lava, why can't he just flow under the gate?

Ben catchpole: Bat: No, I will not marry someone outside my own species.
Ben catchpole: Don't try to fool me with that old fake flower bunch routine. I know you have a Shy Guy fused
Ben catchpole: to your back! **GOOD PRIZE**

Dylan: I never knew computer stores were so strict.
Dylan: Unfortunately, the Gargantuan Blargg never realized he could just go around the gate.

MarioFanaticXV: Swoopula: Can't you read? The sign clearly says... Wait a minute, it doesn't have any words
MarioFanaticXV: on it at all!

AbyssNess: Swooper: I'm sorry, but Bowser is in another castle.

Denny W. Koopa: Swooper: What an idea to put lava as an obstacle for the Super Swooper Secret Page... All
Denny W. Koopa: the tourists have to do is get a Blargg Submarine!
Denny W. Koopa: The "Super Swoopers" never became as famous as the "Super Koopas", so now all Super
Denny W. Koopa: Swoopers have been granted a land from Lemmy, one that was never heard of: Lava Land.

Slimer49'r: Blargg: Will you marry me?
Slimer49'r: The Blargg was sad because he wanted the Swooper's hand in marriage even though it was
Slimer49'r: married to Bowser's evil mother-in-law.

Spikey Snifit: Blargg: I can rain fire from the heavens, devour hundreds of people, create tidal waves of lava,
Spikey Snifit: and smite all who oppose me, but I almost wet myself when I saw this Swooper.

Iggy_von_lemmy: Swoop: Juliet is over there.

Pyro Bundt: Man, why'd you come here? You flood every place you go!

supercomputer276: Swooper: Yes, you're an idiot! You can't see that you just have to go around the posts in
supercomputer276: order to get to the other side! Oops.

Dasher Koopa: Swooper: I'm sorry, but Master Bowser did not order any red Play-Doh.

Supa Koopa: Blargg: Sharp, pointy pole, I have a confession to- Hey is that really point- OW!
Supa Koopa: Apparantly, Blargg here doesn't know that he can just go around the tree that's beside the
Supa Koopa: fence.

Pokemaniac Joe: Swooper: Either you go or your flowers go, bub!

Koopus: The Mario Toy Factory has a disabling habit of sinking into huge vats of lava.

Trollish Beastfighter: Swooper: Sorry, but NO LIVING FLOWERS BEYOND THIS POINT.

Blue Boo: Swooper: Thank you, but your girlfriend is in another lava world!

Drew: Swooper: I'm telling you! You can't get in without a big, red line! A Shy Guy on a cone isn't even close!
Drew: ***FIRST PRIZE***

Yoshi549: Lava Blob: So this is the thanks I get for killing Blue Blob.

Eric the Koopa: Blargg: I'm sorry I bent your lovely spike.
Eric the Koopa: Swoop: I've pierced my foot on a spiiike!

wackowendy429: Bat: Welcome to the lava inn... Oh, sorry. We don't accept your kind. Come back next year
wackowendy429: and Nep-Enuts will be on the not-allowed-in sign. Besides, your breath stinks.
wackowendy429: Bat: Dude... two words... breath mints.

supercomputer276: Blargg (after being told to read the sign): But I can't read!

MJ: (in the the box ghost's voice) Will you be my friend?

I-LOVE-VGS-1: No red blobs beyond this point!

Shady Koopa: Swooper: The cemetary's the other way, and if they see you with a dead flower guy in there
Shady Koopa: the person who owns the cemetary will flip.

Petey Piranha Fan: Bat: No shirt, no shoes, no service. Go away.

Mummified Koopa: Swooper: I'm sorry, but only blind people can enter.

Koopiana Jones: Obviously, Blargg doesn't know what a restraining order is.
Koopiana Jones: So, this is what has happened to Lavalava Island.
Koopiana Jones: Blargg: Honey! I can change!
Koopiana Jones: Shy Guy: Help me!
Koopiana Jones: The Spy Guy disguised himself as a bouquet of flowers to get into Bowser's Keep, but his
Koopiana Jones: plans were foiled by the fence.

Dark Koopa: The Swooper rejected the Blargg after finding out that the Blargg got those flowers from a
Dark Koopa: nearby ? Block.

Ruby Koopa: Slug: *sniffle* The bat is talkin' SMS-talk. That's so sad!
Ruby Koopa: Bat: Can't ya read? Ya can't go in 'ere if you're a slug. Dat's too bad for ya.
Ruby Koopa: Slug: AAAAAAAAAH! The evil lava-ATTICUS's gonna KILL us all!

Freezy Toad: Why Blarggs didn't appear in any games after Yoshi's Story.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Swooper: No, I still won't marry you, but I have good news... I just saved a bunch of
Fwipp Deathspeeder: money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Kirbyfancobra: Swooper: You heard our policy, NO FLOWERS!

WendyRulez: Bat: Read the sign, bub!

Drew: Swooper: Here, have a brownie!

MetalYoshi: Swooper: No, don't... Aw... AUGH! You know I can't resist puppy dog eyes...
MetalYoshi: Blargg: But I'm too LAZY to go around the pole!

Doopliss: Swooper: Go to your room this instant, young man, and don't use the Shy Guy flowers and the Doopliss: puppy eyes either.

Super Goomba: Swooper: No, you can't drop your flowery Shy Guy in the lava lake! This is a nature
Super Goomba: preserve!

Flame Chocobo: Swooper: Halt! To get past, you have to hop on one leg, and seeing as you don't have any... Flame Chocobo: **GOOD PRIZE**

Yoshi kid: Blargg: But... This is MY house!

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