Waluigi Koopa: Booster: EATING BARRELS TONIGHT!
Waluigi Koopa: Koopa: Never. Play. SMRPG. Again.
Waluigi Koopa: The Battle Hymn of the 3D Idiots.

Waluigi's Twin: After an audition like this, you can tell how most of these guys didn't make it into that Mario
Waluigi's Twin: Mix game...
Waluigi's Twin: Koopa: I haven't seen anything this crazy since Waluigi actually defeated an opponent in
Waluigi's Twin: Roy's Sports Hall!

Mummified Koopa: Bowser: GET OUT OF MY BASEMENT!!!

MJ: Bowser: CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?! THE BOX IS TO YOUR LEFT, NOT YOUR RIGHT!!!

EP: Mallow: Go Wario! Hit that dumb bird!!!

Ruby Koopa: Booster: BOWSER! Throw some food down 'ere!
Ruby Koopa: Bowser: TROOPA! Gimmethosebarrelsorillkillyouwiththiscannon!
Ruby Koopa: Troopa: What did ya say, boss?

Denny W. Koopa: Koopa: You'd think they'd know by now that throwing barrels at the mailman won't stop him
Denny W. Koopa: from giving us the electric bill...

Marioman989: Bowser: Look, we're supposed to destroy the freak, not play Barrel Batter with him!
Marioman989: Bowser: I don't get why you idiots are throwing barrels off when there are cannons right
Marioman989: behind us.

WendyRulez: Koopa Troopa: Whoops, wrong game.
WendyRulez: Axem Red: Isn't anybody gonna fight me?
WendyRulez: Just then, Bowser, Axem Red, and Mallow were knocked off the board they were standing on
WendyRulez: by the cannons and landed on poor Booster.

Koopiana Jones: Koopa: How'd you get in my house?

MetaKnight: Koopa: I don't wanna know...

Daisy: Bowser: You stupid Koopa, get them out now!

Boogaloo: Wario finally went crazy and wore that outfit that was SO two years ago.

MarioFanaticXV: Booster: So those big round things aren't jelly donuts?

hyperguy152: Koopa: What am I doing here?

Mr.?: Bowser: It's some random guy, get him!

Termina Overdrive,Bowser's Loyal Knightess: Koopa Troopa: Aw man, I'm late for the "drop the barrel on Termina Overdrive,Bowser's Loyal Knightess: Morton" game, aren't I?

Petey Piranha Fan: Donald Trump: I don't care who's fault it is, Bowser, you're all fired!

Dylan: Mallow: I'm mad because Axem Red, Bowser, and Booster are all keeping their mouths open to annoy
Dylan: me. They have such bad breath.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Bowser: Wouldn't it be easier to hit him with the cannons instead of the barrels?

Wooster: Koopa: What am I even doing here?
Wooster: Dodo: Help! What am I even doing with this idiot?
Wooster: Axem Red: Take this, and that!
Wooster: Booster: Ahahahaha! You missed!
Wooster: Bowser: Ha! Too low!
Wooster: Mallow: Come back here with my grandpa's coin!

Mack 2000: Axem Red: (singing) GO, GO, GO AXEM RANGERS... MIGHTY MORPHIN AXEM RANGEEEERS!
Mack 2000: Bowser: I hate you, Mallow... DIE!!!

Orange: Bowser: YUMMY, MARSHMALLOW!
Orange: Axem Red: BWAHAHAHA! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY RED AXE!
Orange: Koopa Troopa: Blue Boo, I want be a Super Mario RPG sprite too!
Orange: Dodo: Ugh, this barrel is too heavy!
Orange: Mallow: Hey, where's Mario?
Orange: Booster: Man, my lifelong dream finally come true... I'M IN A CAPTION, YEAH!

papermario: Hm... I thought tossing barrels at people was Donkey Kong's specialty...

benjamimmy: Bowser: Load up the cannons, and Koopa, get to your own cannon!

gameman: Koopa: I thought this was the bathroom. **GOOD PRIZE**

deathyboy: Announcer: And in this year's barrel catching contest, things went horribly wrong when Dodo
deathyboy: forgot he didn't have hands, and therefore could not catch said barrels.

Eric the Koopa: Booster: Hide the barrels, Dodo, I need you to hide the fact that I drank the wine cellar dry
Eric the Koopa: last night!

Red Koopa Knight: Soon after the barrel knocked out three of his teeth, Booster realized that the red Power
Red Koopa Knight: Ranger wannabe had lied to him about the barrels being stale chocolate cakes.

Hiphop: Bowser: Hey, you! Make these guys shut up! I can't load the cannons with them howling!

Paperlemmy: Bowser: Try again, Axem Red! That last one nearly went into Booster's mouth!

Gastlis: Koopa: Wow, I'm surprised he can buy all the root beer and live.

Pokemaniac Joe: Bowser: Get in one of those cannons, Koopa, or get blown into a trillion pieces!

Boolia: Bowser: Destroy that Koopa!
Boolia: Koopa: I'm not supposed to be Mario 'til Halloween!

Drew: Mallow: Hold still, Booster! If you want root beer, we have to throw these barrels of root beer into your
Drew: GINORMOUS mouth!

Gigabowser 11: Green Koopa: Apparently, the NEW verson of Donkey Kong, which stars as the heroes
Gigabowser 11: Booster, Dodo, and the villains Bowser, Axem Red, and Mallow, will NOT sell at all.

Dark Koopa: Koopa Troopa: The set to the sequel of SMRPG makes me cringe.

Trollish Beastfighter: Mallow: I'M SO MAD! Not only am I surrounded by a bunch of idiotic enemies, but my
Trollish Beastfighter: weather moves won't work indoors!
Trollish Beastfighter: An intricate photo of the upcoming Mario Commanders game!
Trollish Beastfighter: The audience from above didn't appreciate the reenactment of Mario and Luigi:
Trollish Beastfighter: Superstar Saga's Barrel Game. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Introbulus: Koopa: Whoops! Wrong game... Well at least it's SNES.
Introbulus: Bowser: Hey! Did I tell you you could take a break, SLAVE?! Get back to work making these
Introbulus: barrels!
Introbulus: Mallow: WOO! All those years of pent-up rage are finally... aww darn it, I missed him!

Jordan Tregea: Bowser: Wrong game, loser!

Ben Catchpole: Koopa Troopa: Wait a minute, my sprite is wrong; it should be Mario RPG, not Super Mario
Ben Catchpole: World!

Goomrey: Bowser decides to try a more classic approach to defeating Mario.
Goomrey: Bowser: Choose a cannon. It will shoot you somewhere that will help you on your journey. **GOOD
Goomrey: PRIZE**
Goomrey: Bowser: This is a great way of sneaking my minions into the Mushroom Kingdom!

King Doopliss: Bowser: You, Koopa, get back to work or you will be locked in a room with Mario. Hahahaha!

Pat: Mallow: You idiots, this is what I get for letting you morons plan my birthday.

Koopiana Jones: Koopa Troopa: Do ANYTHING to make Booster stop singing!
Koopiana Jones: Bowser was too caught up with his role in "Bomb's Away".
Koopiana Jones: Bowser's doing a bad disco move.
Koopiana Jones: Booster: LAAAAAAAA!

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