Peachy64: Toad: What the %@#$ is with that flashlight and the Goomba hurdling toward us?

Trollish Beastfighter: Mario, seeming to lack a living brain, was invited by the Ghost Gang to witness the
Trollish Beastfighter: frightening crusade against his friends!

MJ: Mario wasn't aware that Peach, Toad, and Luigi were stealing his life savings of cheese.

WendyRulez: Luigi: OH NO! I'M BLIND!
WendyRulez: Mario: I wish I had a Starman right now...

Waluigi Koopa: When Kamek finally turned nice, he never realized SMAS could destroy the X-Naut Fortress.
Waluigi Koopa: Mario: Boredboredboredboredboredbored...

Waluigi's Twin: This Halloween, Mario wanted to dress up as the village idiot... but he was already wearing
Waluigi's Twin: the costume.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Luigi: On Halloween, you're supposed to give candy, not snowballs!

Slimer49'r: Mario: Shine Get!
Slimer49'r: Announcer: Don't be a moron, get Boron! Boron plastic bags are not sold in stores, in fact they're
Slimer49'r: not sold anywhere!

Martin: Is it a reenactment of a Mario Party mini-game, or part of some huge left-wing conspiracy in which the
Martin: object is to lead Kamek to crash into the X-Naut fortress, setting off a chain of events that will reveal
Martin: why one of the stars is bigger than the others?

MetaKnight: Mario: Say hello to my little friends!!!

Daisy: Mario: Um, guys, these Boos don't look friendly!

Denny W. Koopa: This is what happens when you go in any random warp pipe: you end up at your 3rd grade
Denny W. Koopa: teacher's house.
Denny W. Koopa: Unfortunately, Tubba Blubba ate all of his candy for Halloween, and the trick or treaters
Denny W. Koopa: too...

Mr.?: Mario: Hey, I can see Pop Star from here!

Petey Piranha Fan: Little did Mario know that the Boos were servants of Kamek, who was a servant of the
Petey Piranha Fan: moon, which was spied on by Luigi, who was working in secret with Toad, who was
Petey Piranha Fan: secretly planning to defeat Peach, who had stolen Mario's donuts.

Chain Chompo: Mario: What, do you want to go to the bathroom?

Dylan: Luigi: Despite the looks of it, we are all dressed up for Halloween. Mario is Toad, I'm Peach, Peach is
Dylan: Mario, Toad is me, Kamek and his clones are the Boos, and the Boos are Kamek. The guy in the door,
Dylan: however, forgot to dress up.

Freezy Toad: Mario: (whispering to the Boos) Let's sneak up behind Luigi, Toad, and Peach and then scare Freezy Toad: them!

Ice Koopa: Peach, Luigi, and Toad all thought that Mario had said "No, I like the dark, I'll stay out here."

Numbuh_62: Person in doorway: I don't care who you are, you crazy people, and get those floating
Numbuh_62: trick-or-treaters away!

Boolia: Luigi: Trick or treat!
Boolia: Toad: Give me all your candy!
Boolia: Peah: *sigh* What kids.
Boolia: Mario: (whispering) Now listen, when my friends turn to go to the next house, you guys sping up into
Boolia: action and scare them real good.
Boolia: Boo: We'll scare them, and eat all of their candy!
Boolia: Kamek: I just adore Halloween.

Mummified Koopa: This time Luigi's evil plan is to collect candy from all families of the world.

Koopiana Jones: The average Treat or Treat night.
Koopiana Jones: Person inside house: Here! Take this pizza and leave!
Koopiana Jones: While Peach, Luigi, and Toad were Trick or Treating, Mario was being attacked by ghosts!
Koopiana Jones: I wonder why Wario's dressed as a wedge of cheese?
Koopiana Jones: Wedge of Cheese: What are you looking at?
Koopiana Jones: Person in House: Halloween's next week!
Koopiana Jones: Kamek: This is what I get for having Watt as roommate! Crazy Halloweeners!
Koopiana Jones: Mario thought having multiple costumes would get him more candy.
Koopiana Jones: While everyone was trick or treating, Kamek and the moon were in a fierce battle.
Koopiana Jones: Person in house: Sorry, but I have no idea what your costume is Lui... guy.

Doopliss: Mario: (singing) Kamek's on his-a broomstick riding very fast, woooo, wooo Halloween-a at last.

Pyro Bundt: Grodus: YES! WE HAVE FINALLY FULFILLED OUR PLANS OF GETTING A LIFETIME SUPPLY
Pyro Bundt: OF CHEESE!
Pyro Bundt: Guy: Talk to the hand. Well, I'm a hand attached to a bad representation of a house, but talk to
Pyro Bundt: me anyway.

hyperguy152: Peach: Do you have anything more than Bob-ombs?
hyperguy152: Mario: I am Bakura, King of Ghosts!
hyperguy152: Toad: I didn't know the moon had a zit.

Introbulus: Man in House: You danged kids get offa my lawn!
Introbulus: Kamek: I sure hope nobody notices me up here... Man I hate Caption Contests...
Introbulus: This year, the Christmas Star came out a bit earlier than expected...
Introbulus: Boos: Uh... Hey, doesn't ANYONE want to save Mario from us? **GOOD PRIZE**

MarioFan01: Mario: My Boos are hungry, so they are going to have Mushroom Man soup.

Paperlemmy: Luigi: Trick-or-treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll
Paperlemmy: show you my underwear!

Vyucs: Man at door: This is the last time I brag about having a lot of candy!
Vyucs: Man at door: Sorry, a Yoshi came by and ate all the candy, goodbye!
Vyucs: Mario: Okay Boos, once we scare him and he drops the sack of candy, we'll snatch it all up!

Tiff: Kamek: Omigosh! It's like a Super Mario Land Star! I must have it cuz I love the can-can and stuff! And
Tiff: with it I will turn myself into a yardstick because I am stupid! *goofy laugh*
Tiff: Luigi: OH NEAT! A GOLF BALL! EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT EDIBLE, MY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS
Tiff: COMPLETE NOW THAT I HAVE THIS GOLF BALL! YAY!
Tiff: Golf Ball on Red Stick: We're sorry, but E. Gadd is off to destroy the moon and all of the stars. Please
Tiff: leave a message after the explosion. *BOOOOOM!* ***FIRST PRIZE***

Tommy Koopa: Luigi: Mr. ???, Peach's crown is cracked, Mario's been possessed by King Boo, and I have a
Tommy Koopa: strange urge to eat Toad.

amazeedayzee: Mario: Hey, no cutting, Boo!

Hiphop: If you squint, you can see the X-Naut Fortress from here!

supercomputer276: Kamek: I don't recall the moon having that pimple before...

King Doopliss: Mario: Get them, my Boos!
King Doopliss: Kamek: Having those Boos attack them is bad, but Mario too? That's just wrong.

supercomputer276: Luigi: We came trick-or-treating for candy, not snowballs!

gameman: Mario: Luigi's being Peach, Peach is being Toad, and Toad's being Luigi, but who's going as the
gameman: Boos?

Kooks: Mario: MY KINGDOM FOR A POLTERGUST 3000!
Kooks: Peach: Look, it's a piece of the Triforce in front of this house!
Kooks: Kamek: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!
Kooks: Toad: This is going to be one of those days... I mean, one of those nights!
Kooks: Luigi: HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MY MANSION?

Wizardheimer: Luigi: Wow, I've never tasted a snowball before!

The Fire Toad: Mario's Halloween prank was going so well until Toad turned around.
The Fire Toad: Luigi: This time I shaved my mustache for my Peach costume!

Cyhunt: Mario: I shall turn into Tubba and eat the Boos and Morton will say SHUT UP to me! Yaaaaaaaaay!

Ruby Koopa: Mario: You guyssss! Mind if I take some FRIENDS with me? Stop yelling, Boo #4.

Happy Yoshi: Mario: Is this Walt Disney World's Haunted Mansion? I didn't know it moved.
Happy Yoshi: The gang and Boos are singing "Wish Upon a Star", but Kamek decided to move after the
Happy Yoshi: Disney Treatment got to him.

Double D: Luigi: (turning around) Oh my gosh, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! IT'S MARIO!!!
Double D: Toad: Luigi, why are we trick-or-treating at Wario's house?!
Double D: As Candy Commissioner, Kamek was appointed to make sure everyone got a fair amount of candy;
Double D: needless to say, he spent a lot of time at Wario's house.
Double D: Peach: Luigi, why is your popcorn ball black with a fuse?
Double D: Kamek: With my new Halloween Vision, I can finally rule the... Hey, did Luigi just get a chocolate
Double D: doughnut?! HEY LUIGI, WHAT'LL YOU TRADE FOR THAT DOUGHNUT?!**GOOD PRIZE**
Double D: Game Guy (inside house): Hey, if you want, you can try for double or nothing. Only one piece of
Double D: candy a try.

matt: Luigi,Toad, and Peach: Where's Mario?!

Pat: Kamek: I would say Happy Halloween, but it's Easter.

Yoshi kid: Mario: Ok guys, the plan is to make you jump in and give them a bright smile so they can see what
Yoshi kid: candy can do to your teeth. They'll be scared out of their minds!

Dark Koopa: The Mario Gang is displeased with getting pennies instead of candy for Halloween.

Sarah Harris: The Mario Gang is trick-or-treating.

Super Goomba: Waluigi: NO, I won't give you my Snickers bar if you scare me half to death with
Super Goomba: 3,657,840,754,368,953,678,932,789,257,489 Boos!

Sonic527: The real story of Luigi's Mansion.

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