MJ: Little did the captain know, the little Yoshi had a bigger surprise for him.
MJ: Captain: YOU BROKE THE BOTTLE! NOOOOOO! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!
MJ: Little Yoshi: I don't care if it's the rules, I'm not kissing you! ***FIRST PRIZE***
MJ: Yoshi: I can't believe it! Captain Crunch married you?!

Bobbery: Yoshi, did you break the last bottle of cola from my wife Scarlette?!

Dylan: Bobbery: Normally I would accuse Gonzales Jr. of breaking my bottle of Chuckola Cola, but he isn't
Dylan: whistling innocently.

Mr.?: Bobbery: Hey Yoshi, since when do you have a broken bottle growing out of your tail?

Introbulus: Glow from the bottle: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Introbulus: If you think Baby Yoshi should admit he broke the bottle, turn to page 42.
Introbulus: Bobbery: At long last! I have found the bottle containing the essense of my dearly departed...
Introbulus: What?! Who broke my bottle of seawater?
Introbulus: Yoshi: Meh... He had it comin' to him.

Waluigi's Twin: Although Admiral Bobbery looks rather upset right now, you should see his face when he
Waluigi's Twin: finds out somebody glued a piece of his own ship onto his back.

Mew Girl: Yoshi kid: Will you stop following me?!

Marioman989: Bobbery: Oh look, a bottle! Hey wait, isn't this the bottle I sent to Scarlette?

Slimer49'r: Bobbery: MUST-NOT-KILL-YOSHI-FOR-BREAKING-MY-CHUCKOLA-COLA...

Commander Josh: My Chuckola... Scarlette... ALL RIGHT, YOU MORONIC YOSHI, PREPARE TO HAVE A
Commander Josh: SCAR!!!

WendyRulez: Admiral Bobbery: OH NO! It's my dreaded enemy, broken glass!
WendyRulez: Yoshi: Yoshi evil. Me make Admiral Bobbery explode.

Chris "Wario": This angry Bob-omb is blowing a fuse!

Sonic527: Bobbery: WHAT?! Why you little brat! I feel like I'm going to expl- *BOOM*
Sonic527: Yoshi: Well it's not my fault you didn't put a boat in it...

Paperlemmy: Yoshi Kid: ... Wow, this sure is one weird-looking egg, eh, Bobbery?

Ryan: Yoshi: You know me, I didn't do it.

Pyro Bundt: Bobbery: Why did you draw a question mark and an exclamation mark on the wall?!
Pyro Bundt: Bobbery: YOSHI! YOU CAN'T RUSH IN WITH A BROKEN BEER BOTTLE! PAPER MARIO
Pyro Bundt: 2 IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY!
Pyro Bundt: Bobbery: Yoshi! You're so drunk you can't even face me when I'm talking. **GOOD PRIZE**
Pyro Bundt: Bobbery: Something's wrong's going to happen. I can feel it in my hip. And it's going to
Pyro Bundt: be sunny with a 20 percent chance of rain. I can feel that in my butt!

Chris "Wario": It looks like this Yoshi is one bad egg and that Bob-omb is blowing a fuse!

Mr. Messed with: Bobbery: Darn it! Why can't I throw for crud?!

Game Master15: Yoshi: Mario did it.

The Fire Toad: Yoshi Kid: Look, I'm sorry about the Chuckola Cola, but I needed a weapon!

Ben c: Pirate Bob-omb: You fool, you just dropped a very special potion that will take us to another game or
Ben c: a cartoon! I mean, who knows where we will show up? In Rugrats? Sailor Moon? Pokemon? Tom and
Ben c: Jerry? Where?!

Denny W. Koopa: Admiral Bobbery: Give me back that life-saving soda pop!

BEEZER: Bobbery: Aaaaa! You destroyed my medicine! If I don't drink my medicine I'll- AAAAAKKK!
BEEZER: Bobbery: You're supposed to open the bottle from the top! Not from the middle!!!
BEEZER: Yoshi: I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that the bottle was marked "fragile"...
BEEZER: Bobbery: Why do I have a steering wheel on my butt?
BEEZER: Yoshi: You wanna know why I wear a Mushroom? Because I can't afford a diaper!
BEEZER: Bobbery polished his bottle of 7up so hard that it broke in half!

King Doopliss: Bobbery: Yoshi, did you give the other party members and Mario my invisibility cola and then
King Doopliss: destroy the evidence again?

Game Master15: Yoshi: No, really it was Bowser who broke the bottle when he was fleeing from me beating
Game Master15: him up again.

Ham: Bobbery: Is there a doctor in the house?!

Brandon Fungi: Bobbery: Watch it, mate! That bottle contained acid poison, for pete's sake!

Davtwan: Bobbery: No! My last request! Hrruuh!

Mummified Koopa: Glass Bottle: I didn't do it!

RPG Man: Bobbery: Thank you for geting rid of my last bottle of wine so I can give it up forever.

Traveller: Yoshi: My Mushy-room pants come wif a prank broken bottle!

Waluigi Koopa: Yoshi: Blowing your top, eh, super stache?

bob's revenge: Bobbery: Watch it, I just filled that Molotov Cocktail!

Petey Piranha Fan: Bobbery: No, laddie, lay EGGS!

WendyRulez: Admiral Bobbery: My beloved bottle!

Trollish Beastfighter: Yoshi: Well, I didn't break that bottle of Nitroglycerin! Wouldn't you believe this
Trollish Beastfighter: face?

Ruby Koopa: Yoshi: From now on, never touch the Capn's beer.

Vitani: Yoshi: What?! Don't look at me, I didn't do it!
Vitani: Yoshi: What are you lookin' at?!

little koopa: Yoshi Kid: What? I did nothing wrong, that bottle was ugly anyway.

RPG Man: Yoshi: Look! Balloons!

Mr. Koopa: Yoshi: Man, he must be REAL drunk. (I knocked him out.)

Antwan: Little Yoshi: The boat is right behind you, moron. Ow...
Antwan: Little Yoshi: Why no, I didn't break your expensive bottle of champagne. And it doesn't have
Antwan: anything to do with those "pictures" of me you put on the Internet...

Davtwan: Bobbery soon realized that when he hit the champagne bottle on the cruise ship, they
Davtwan: immediately left without him.

Dashadu Dasher Koopa: Yoshi: Admiral Bobbery, I have good news and bad news. The bad is I broke your
Dashadu Dasher Koopa: precious Chuckola Cola bottle given to you by your late wife. The good news is I
Dashadu Dasher Koopa: saved 15 percent on car insurance by switching to Geico.

hyperguy152: Yoshi: I'm telling you, it was aliens.

Crystal Koopa: Bob-omb Sailor: WHAT?! Your tail is just a beer bottle?!

Tiff: Bobbery asked me to be careful around his rum bottle, and I was as careful as I could be except for my
Tiff: tail.
Tiff: Bobbery: (to self) Okay, new house rule. No more Yoshis in this house. Ever.
Tiff: Yoshi: Wonder what'd happen if I licked that red thing on my head. Maybe it'd taste like strawberry. YAY!
Tiff: Bobbery: (looking at captions) What the..? Exactly WHAT did that guy make me say?! It was something I
Tiff: would never say EVER... Now, where's my rum bottle? **GOOD PRIZE**

Jess Koopa: Bob-omb: GET THIS DEAD BIRD OFF MY FACE! AAGH!

Flame Chocobo: Bobbery: Hey! Gonzales Jr, no underage drinking!

Zena the dragon: Baby Yoshi: I did not do it, you got drunk and hit yourself.

Sin: Bobbery: HEY! THIS KOOPA KOLA COSTS 65 COINS PER BOTTLE!

Yoshi kid: Bobbery: ARRG! YOU BROKE A BOTTLE IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION SO I WON'T BE ABLE TO
Yoshi kid: PASS YOUR EASILY AVOIDABLE VANDALISM!!!

Mitzi: Obviously, Captain Bob-omb is always bummed when his bottles break.

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