Jeffrey: While Luigi gets mauled, Mario plays his new DS racing game.
Jeffrey: Why is their a Dachoon on a Mario site?
Jeffrey: The new platforming game, featuring Thwomps jumping on Bullet Bills, lost points due to confusing
Jeffrey: backgrounds.
Jeffrey: The easiest ever "What happens next?"
Jeffrey: Someone's going to make a bundle off "You've been framed".

Ben c: What happens when Luigi makes fun of Mario's driving skills!

King Doopliss: Luigi: Mario, this is your fault somehow!
King Doopliss: Yoshi: This is for wetting yourself while riding me!!!
King Doopliss: Mario: The road lookes bumpy up ahead.

MJ: Mario: We have to stop making more Mario Kart games.
MJ: Guys in tanks: Team Tank blast off at the speed of light! Surrender, Luigi, and prepare to die!
MJ: Moon: I don't get it, when I cover Mr. Sun, there's supposed to be an eclipse, but it's still light.
MJ: Bullet Bill: You realize we're not programmed to fly this way, right?
MJ: The REAL Super Mario Kart.

Waluigi Koopa: Luigi: NO... NO MORE...
Waluigi Koopa: Mario: **** Revolution. **** go-cart. **** captions.

Koopaling Josh: Well, it's once again technology versus prehistoric times (including Luigi).

Dylan: Yoshi Chef: Will the Mushroom Kingdom ever have a normal day? The world may never know.

Richie Carter: Mario: This could take a while.

Magikoopa189: What happens when you put Mario Kart and Advance War together.

KoolKoopaKid: Mario: Looks like a nice day at the Mushroom Kingdom Track, or should I say, Murder City?

Tweeter: "Mario Kart Katastrophe", coming soon for your Nintendo DS!

Mr.?: DAD: What's going on down there? Do I need the duct tape again?

Pidgit: Bahamut: HELP, THERE'S A BIG, FAT, AND UGLY YOSHI SITTING ON ME!
Pidgit: Mario: Mamamia, this is the strangest solar eclipse I've ever seen!
Pidgit: Mario: Hey, since when can Thwomps fly?
Pidgit: Luigi: OH MY GOSH, TWO FLYING THWOMPS, FIVE BULLET BILLS, AND TWO TANKS ARE GOING
Pidgit: TO KILL ME!
Pidgit: Strange Bird: THIS IS THE DAY OF THE APOCALYPSE!

Vyucs: This is Bowser's ultimate trap to prevent Mario from winning the race!
Vyucs: Luigi: This is the last time I practice at one of Mario's constructed racetracks!

Paperlemmy: The next biggest hit; Mario Kart Reloaded!

Marioman989: Mario: They don't make courses like they used to.
Marioman989: Mario: Gosh, and this is only course number 1! **GOOD PRIZE**

Fwipp Deathspeeder: It seems Luigi will never be able to take a nap without someone interrupting him...
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Yoshi: Look at me, I'm Torte, and this is my recipe for disaster!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Thwomp: Okay everyone, DOG-PILE!!!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Mario: This is the strangest course I've EVER seen...
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Traffic was stopped after a bizarre accident on Luigi Circuit.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Luigi: That's the wierdest solar eclipse I've ever seen...

crash17: Mario (in his stupid state): I don't care if you're dieing, I've been in tougher situations.
crash17: Mario: What a nice, refreshing drive...

Phantasmagorical Phantasm: The driving test had become much harder than Mario remembered.
Phantasmagorical Phantasm: The Mario Kart course "Trippy Trails" was rejected and the designers were
Phantasmagorical Phantasm: fired for drug use.
Phantasmagorical Phantasm: Luigi learned never to eat Yoshi's "special" brownies the hard way.

Red Koopa Kid: This is what happened to Roy's brain when he tried to play Super Mario Kart, Super Mario
Red Koopa Kid: World, and Super Mario RPG at the same time.

Kootie Pie: Luigi: Ok, no more cheeseballs before bed!
Kootie Pie: Mario: Yes, just another day in Lemmy's Land...
Kootie Pie: Yoshi: Like my new kart?
Kootie Pie: Sun with sunglasses: I am so cool!
Kootie Pie: Bahamut: (looking at Luigi) Yum, this plumber looks delicious!

Game Master15: Mario: Cheese!!!
Game Master15: Luigi: I have fallen and I cannot get up.
Game Master15: Luigi: This will be the third most painful thing to happen in my life. Second was wearing
Game Master15: Peach's dress, and first is being related to Mario. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Game Master15: Pink Sun: Why am I wearing sunglasses when it is impossible to get in my own eyes?

bob's revenge: Every one of the popular characters in Lemmy's Land attempted to kill Luigi.

Introbulus: Luigi: This is the worst birthday ever!
Introbulus: Plit's new sitcom series: Everybody Has a Particular Distaste for Luigi.
Introbulus: Cloud: *sniff, sniff* Luigi... I loved you...

Denny W. Koopa: Mario: This is what you get for eating all of the lasagna on the MSS Seastar!

Dry Bones: Luigi: No *cough* more...
Dry Bones: Yoshi: Attack, my army! Attack!!!
Dry Bones: Mario: I'm beating you all!!!

Goomrey: Mario: Oh, great! Look at this traffic.

EP: Luigi: I knew I shouldn't have typed in TVXNEE.

Fireball: Mario: Don't worry, Luigi! I'll save you! I think.
Fireball: Mario: Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!!! With Luigi out of the way, I can save the world in peace. Ha ha ha ha
Fireball: ha haaaa!!!

BigBoo25: Luigi wanted the spotlight; now he's in the obituaries. **GOOD PRIZE**

Big Bangin' Boo: Yoshi: With this new chef's hat, I control all of the world's toughest people! *evil laugh*

The Fire Toad: Luigi: Mario! You were supposed to call the HOSPITAL!

RPG Man: Luigi: Need to go to the bathroom NOW!!!
RPG Man: Mario: I would hate to be related to that loser that looks constipated.

WendyRulez: Chef Yoshi: NOW YOU WILL ALL DIE! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

groad: Mario: What's this?! Two suns?! Bombs?! Mutant aliens?! Metroid thingies?! It must be some sort of
groad: bizarre apocalypse!!!
groad: Mario: This looks like Earthbound gone wrong...
groad: Just a normal day on Mario's way home from work.
groad: Satoru Iwata (Nintendo president): This is a short preview of Super Smash Brothers 3 for the
groad: Nintendo Revolution.
groad: Luigi: I should have taken my constipation medicine...

Doopliss: Mario: Ahh! What a wonderful day! Bills are falling, suns are colliding, dinosaurs are killing, what a
Doopliss: beautiful day!

Punisher: This is how Mario really won the race.
Punisher: Luigi: Mamamia!
Punisher: Mario doesn't take to losing very well.

Boogaloo: This is "Jurassic Park - Directer's Cut".
Boogaloo: Luigi: AHH!!! It burns! It's so horrible!

Dark Koopa: Clearly Mario was displeased when Luigi forgot to bring back the overdue library book.

Kirbysonicmario: Hey! If we just push Mario out of his car, Bowser's bound to give us a raise!

Z-Kidd 500: This is what you get when you mix Super Mario RPG, Super Mario Kart, and Super Mario World
Z-Kidd 500: together: Super Crazy!
Z-Kidd 500: Ludwig tried to send in his own Game to Lemmy's Games but nothing worked out right. Maybe it
Z-Kidd 500: was because it had more glitches than Super Mario Sunshine.

Chris "Wario": Mario: AAAH! The last sign of the apocalypse has been fulfilled!

Shady Parakoopa: Mario: Maybe next time you'll think twice before throwing a Green Shell at me.

hyperguy152: Mario: I hate traffic on the freeways.

Lashamaru: Mario: It's the end of the world!

Lilac Yoshi: In the real world it rains "cats and dogs", but in the Mushroom Kingdom, it rains Bullet Bills,
Lilac Yoshi: Thwomps, and a dead Luigi.
Lilac Yoshi: Luigi: If counting sheep jumping over a fence won't help help me fall asleep, then I guess
Lilac Yoshi: counting falling Bullet Bills and oversized bricks will... 1 falling Bullet Bill... 2 falling Bullet Bills
Lilac Yoshi: and a Thwomp... 3 falling Bullet Bills and 2 1/2 Thwomps...

MarioFan01: Mario: Wow, talk about your Sunday traffic!

TheFuzzy: Are those airheads in the cannons?

Flame Chocobo: Mario: Oh no! Roadkill!

Todd: It was then Luigi realized he forgot to tie his shoe.
Todd: Afterward, Mario found out he didn't have enough money to pay the second Thwomp.

Sonic527: Since people started complaining that Mario Kart games were too easy, Nintendo decided to spice
Sonic527: it up just a little...
Sonic527: Luigi: All I wanted was a cup of suger, is that so bad?

AbyssNess: Meet the SDFFC, the Society for the Destruction of Final Fantasy Crossovers.

supercomputer276: Luigi: THAT'S IT! I'M TALKING WITH BLUE BOO AFTER THIS! Granted I survive...

Prince Mallow: The Yoshi chef is cooking Luigi for the main course of a birthday party, but sadly it's Luigi's Prince Mallow: birthday party.
Prince Mallow: Luigi: Wait, stop! I'll give back the fruit cake I stole from you! It tastes nasty anyways...
Prince Mallow: Ever since that cooler pink sun has replaced our beloved angry sun, the Mario Bros' luck has
Prince Mallow: been really, really bad.
Prince Mallow: Here we see the Mario Bros. in their natural habitat... they don't stand a chance.
Prince Mallow: Cloud in the distance: I wonder if this day can get stranger...

Shadow Mario: Mario: Man, they just don't make good kart races anymore.

Denny W. Koopa: Just another ordinary day with the Mario Bros.
Denny W. Koopa: Mario: I told Luigi not to eat Yoshi's melon...

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