Croshi: Little did Bowser know that what Kamek was giving him was not his heavy duty skin lotion...

Dylan: Bowser: Wow! You got me perfume, Kamek! It's what I've always wanted!

Peachy Girl: Kamek spent all of this time making a potion that could kill the Mario Bros. when little did he
Peachy Girl: know, Bowser was just asking for nail polish.

Ninja-Z: Kamek: It's finally complete, Bowser! The new Kool-Aid flavor "Kiwi Cherry". **GOOD PRIZE**

Phantasmagorical Phantasm: Bowser: Finally, my own digipet! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Felix: Kamek: It took me 20 years, but I think I finally developed something to cure your bad breath.

Kammy: Kamek: Lord Bowser, this potion will stop you from going to the bathroom every five minutes.
Kammy: Bowser: Now my bad, stinky breath will be gone forever!

Waluigi's Twin: Bowser: Wow, this potion could beat those Mario Brothers once and for all! ... Uh, what does
Waluigi's Twin: it do again?

Boolia: Bowser: When Bowser drank the potion to make sure it was the right kind, slowly he turned into a
Boolia: lama.

Ham: Magikoopa: Eat this and I guarantee you that you'll gain your weight back!

WendyRulez: Kamek: (Go ahead and drink it... Sucker!)

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: With my new Bowser costume, I can steal Kamek's Trix Cereal (Part of a complete
Petey Piranha Fan: breakfast)!
Petey Piranha Fan: Although Bowser managed to blow up his castle, the Atticus still remained.

Chain Chompo: Bowser: Ha ha, I have a potion to destroy- *BOOM!*

King Doopliss: Bowser: So this potion will get rid of the sickness that is giving me these box feet.
King Doopliss: Kamek: Here you go, you fat idiot.

supercomputer276: Bowser: Hurry up and give me the potion! This Bowser suit feels tight!
supercomputer276: Kamek: Don't worry, my Lord, this potion will get your legs back to the right shape in no
supercomputer276: time.

Jorge Mario Castillo: Bowser: Kamek, thanks for this perfume. Now Peach will kiss me!

EvilKarma: Kamek: Put this in your mouth and you'll be ten times stronger! Enough to rule the kingdom.

Cooper Koopa: Bowser: I've always wanted poison!
Cooper Koopa: Kamek: And this will make you inferior to my power, er... make you beat the Mario Bros!

Boogaloo: Bowser: YAY! MY PERFUME! But listen, don't tell my kids about this...

Marioman989: Bowser: (mumbling) I hope Magikoopa doesn't know that I actually made him make this nail
Marioman989: polish for me.

Bowser Junior: Bowser thinks he's buying ultra strength but actually it's perfume.

Game Master15: Kamek: Here you go, Lord Bowser, this will stop the effect that is causing you to see the Game Master15: name Atticus on the floor.

Yoshi Lover: Bowser: Gimme that Mushroom, ya dope!

Dash: Kamek: Here are your anger pills, King Bowser. Don't worry, I didn't tell anyone else that you need to
Dash: take these to always be a hothead.
Dash: Bowser: Okay, I'll give you a raise! Now give me back my nail polish!
Dash: Bowser: Intelligence potion? I no need intelligence potion! **GOOD PRIZE**

Trollish Beastfighter: Bowser: Another potion?! YAY! These have great senimental value to me!
Trollish Beastfighter: Bowser: I was hoping you would find a use for this jar of Wendy's favorite perfume.

Crazy Iggy Gal: Kamek: Here's that fingernail polish you wanted, Bowser.

Sonic527: I have created the greatest invention ever! I call it a radish!

WendyRulez: Kamek's simple plan to takeover Bowser's castle: get rid of the ruler using a potion, then get
WendyRulez: usurping.

Jalvo the Slime: Bowser: Thanks for the free sample.

Mr.?: Kamek: Seriously, Lord Bowser, this claw polish will go great with your eyes.

bob's revenge: Kamek: This potion will warp you to the next caption!

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Kamek: Don't worry, Lord Bowser, this potion will be just the thing for your male
Fwipp Deathspeeder: pattern baldness!

ALLYOFTHEPIKMIN: Bowser: Oh! I've always wanted pink claws!

Bowser: Thanks for the nail polish; it's perfect for my plan to destroy Mario.

MaskedSheik: Kamek: I had to square the circle and reprove Fermat's Last Theorem just to build this thing;
MaskedSheik: don't mess with it!
MaskedSheik: Kamek: Of course, if you really want to cure those crossed eyes, you should wear my
MaskedSheik: specialized Correctional Glasses - though it'll cost you another kingdom; magic doesn't come
MaskedSheik: cheap!

Yoshi troopa: Bowser: Give me this potion and I will be invisible.

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Bowser: Nail polish!

Punisher: Bowser: Are you sure that this potion will finally help give me that manly body I hoped for?
Punisher: With this potion I can finally get rid of Bowser- Er... You heard the whole thing?!
Punisher: Here is Bowser getting the lastest nail polish from Kamek on his birthday.

Static-Z: Bowser: Thank you for the fingernail polish.

Mr. Messed with: Kamek: Finally, after many days and nights, I've finally made a potion to get us out of this
Mr. Messed with: freakish cartoon realm! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pichu: Bowser: Thanks! I needed this nail polish for my, er, hair dryer!

Sight A.: Kamek: After years and years and years of hard work, I FINALLY MADE A NAIL POLISH THAT WILL
Sight A.: TOTALLY GO WITH YOUR SKIN COLOR!!!
Sight A.: Kamek: Take this potion and drink it, for it will make you more of an idiot, I mean incredibly smart...

BEEZER: Magikoopa: Look at Bowser's toenails! They're GIGANTIC!

Sapphire Shroob: Kamek: Here! Take this Poison Mushroom juice... I mean, this potion will give you total
Sapphire Shroob: power!

Doshi: Bowser: Thanks, Kamek! I thought no one had SugarPlum nail polish!

Koopaling Josh: Bowser: So you're saying that if I drink this potion, I'll be really smart and takeover the
Koopaling Josh: Mushroom Kingdom reguardless of the blueprint on the wall that says otherwise
Koopaling Josh: You know, I never knew Bowser had a mohawk.

cherry: Bowser: Thanks, Kamek, I really need this nail polish for my one person sleepover tonight!

Introbulus: Bowser: Red lipstick? But Kamek, how did you KNOW?
Introbulus: Bowser: Oh good! You've finished the red nail paint for my... er... Wendy's claws...
Introbulus: Kamek: I've made two scientific innovations down in Ludwig's lab... on the right, the quantum
Introbulus: mechanics for free energy, and on the left, instructions for opening a child-safety lid. I think it's
Introbulus: pretty obvious which of these is more important...
Introbulus: Bowser: Ah... I see that "Atticus" fellow is spreading grafitti in the castle again...
Introbulus: Little did Bowser know that the vial contained one ounce of delicious, cherry-flavored soda, and
Introbulus: not the poison he had asked for.
Introbulus: Bowser: Boy, a buncha stinkers down there, eh Kamek? Swear these captions get worse each
Introbulus: week...

Chris "Wario": Bowser: Since when did you start using a cane?

BEEZER: Magikoopa: EEEWW! You smell disgusting. Try this deoderant.
BEEZER: Bowser decided to go whith the purple nailpolish this time.

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