Kammy: Mario: What is a police?
Kammy: Wart: NOOOO!!! I knew I shouldn't have used Toad as ammo!!!
Kammy: Police: Sorry to bother you all, but do you have auto insurance?
Kammy: Bowser: STOP CHASING ME! I'M NO HOT GIRL TO YOU!!!
Kammy: Police: What a day. We met a talking frog and talking turtle.
Kammy: Luigi: Excuse me. Are those tanks and planes covered in dirt?
Kammy: Banzai Bill: Ooooh. Toy planes and tanks.
Kammy: Wart: I knew I should have given the police my pizza.
Kammy: Toad: The police are saving me! My heroes!
Kammy: The police wouldn't have come if Mario hadn't said "cheese" three times.
Kammy: Wart: Hey! Why aren't the cannonballs coming out and why is Toad coming out instead?

Flappy: Things never go right when this happens.
Flappy: This is what happens when Wart gets into the beer.

Yoshi kid: Wart: OMG, I made it through my morning walk without Mario "luring" me into my route every
Yoshi kid: morning; new record!

supercomputer276: Luigi: Remind me again, Mario. Just how much did all these tanks and planes cost?

Bam: What Luigi didn't know is that the plane was a little distraction so he could be run over by the tank.

Dylan: Storyteller: ...And the war ended when Wart bribed the soldiers. The end.

Gold yoshi: As you can see, Blue Moon does NOT like frogs.
Gold yoshi: Soldier: Hey! There's that frog that sent us that bomb! Get him!
Gold yoshi: Mario: Gimme back my car, you dumb heads!
Gold yoshi: Toad: Ummm, why are they aiming at this tank?

Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: Hey-a! Those-a tanks look awesome! Can we have some?
Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: So-a you see? My plan to defeat Wart is to hire a bunch of mercenaries, so many
Trollish Beastfighter: that he'll be shocked with eyes and mouth wide open. Making him eat lead shouldn't
Trollish Beastfighter: be hard then.

Queen Daisy: Wart didn't expect the Marios to help him.

aflay: Wart: SINCE WHEN DID MARIO GET THE MONEY FOR THIS FIREPOWER?!
aflay: The only thing Mario is missing is insurance.
aflay: The only thing I know about this caption is that it isn't going to be pretty...
aflay: Those aren't Toad cannons, Mario just threw him in there so he'd shut up about the flying chicken.
aflay: The moral of this caption: never mess with Mario.
aflay: Wart: YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME EAT GREEN BEANS!
aflay: Wart: (The fools don't know my secret weapon is... CHEESE?!)

Super Fire Mario: Toad: Banzai Bill, I don't see how this will help my tan...

Waluigi's Twin: Wart's plans of conquering the Mushroom Kingdom didn't work out too well after his Waluigi's Twin: "Toadzooka" refused to fire.

Paperlemmy: Toad: Hey! I found my lost nachos!

Sonic527: Luigi: Three of us against eleven of them... Piece of Shroom Cake...
Sonic527: Toad: I knew hiding in the cannon was a bad idea.
Sonic527: Wart Jr: Ahhhhh, it's horrible! It's almost time for breakfast!

Peachy Girl: Toad: Hey Mario, Luigi; Wart asked me if I wanted to apply for a job called "Suicidal Missile". I
Peachy Girl: didn't know what it meant, but how bad could it be?

WendyRulez: Wart: Oh no, my army stinks compared to theirs! And since we're in a war... I surrender! Take
WendyRulez: anything you want!
WendyRulez: Mario obviously has the advantage.

King Doopliss: Wart: This will not turn out good.
King Doopliss: Wart: Wait, when did Mario and Luigi get an army of Advance Wars tanks and planes?!

amazeedayzee: Mario: Come back here, airplanes, you're supposed to be after Wart, not Bowser!

P.T. Piranha: Bowser (in the background): Ha ha ha! Today, I will get rid of my three greatest enemies: Mario, P.T. Piranha: Luigi, and my ugly brother!
P.T. Piranha: Luigi: Sir, can you tell me how to tie my shoes?

Yoshi Tamer: Mario: OOOoooh, I want that jet and a big cup of pudding.

Bowser Junior: Toad: See, Mario? This is what happens when you try to sell real estate.
Bowser Junior: This is what happened when Mario gave Peach a quarter for her birthday.
Bowser Junior: Mario: It wasn't us, Peach! Wario drank the rest of the orange juice and put the empty
Bowser Junior: container back in the fridge!

Boolia: Mario: Go, my army!
Boolia: Wart: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Boolia: Luigi: Nice helmet.
Boolia: Toad: They'll never find me here!
Boolia: Bowser: Get away from me, I don't want your Girl Scout cookies!

Dasina-chan: Luigi: Aww come on, Daisy's yellow Flower Power tank is better than that!

Todd: Wart: Oh my goodness... those mountains are green!

gameman: Mario: I called 1-800-WAR-NOW, that's the cheese delivery hotline, isn't it?

Emerald Shroob: Wart: This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted a new army!

Ho-oh 59: Luigi: Wow, I've always wanted to be in the Air Force. AAAH! TANKS!
Ho-oh 59: Wart: I hope none of them are vegetable-shooting tanks...
Ho-oh 59: Toad: Hey, I'm no cannonball! Why are Rocky Wrenches so stupid?
Ho-oh 59: Tank Driver: Mario, you can have all the cheese you want if you're lucky enough to survive for a
Ho-oh 59: minute.

hyperguy152: Mario: YAY! I got my wish.

Anthony: At the sight of the air force, and the army, Wart was clearly HORRIFIED!!!

Super Goomba: Anouncer: Super Mario Wars, coming soon to Nintendo GameCu... What? The game is being
Super Goomba: canceled?

Magikoopa189: Toad: Hey! This isn't a toilet!

bob's revenge: Toad: Launch me, fella. When I'm launched from this cannon I-

BlackBones: Wart: AHHH!!! This art of war simulation is insane, HOW DO I TURN IT OFF?!

Dry Bones: Mario: Attack!
Dry Bones: Luigi: Typical day.
Dry Bones: Toad: Why do people always mistake me for a missile?!
Dry Bones: Bowser: It's my Nintendo Revolution, mine!

Largy Koopa: Mario: Aim and FIRE! WAIT! NOT AT US!

Goomrey: Wart: Well, you Mario Bros. may have huge battle tanks, war planes, and advanced weaponry, but I
Goomrey: can spit bubbles! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Goomrey: Mario: We're all out of vegatables, so this will have to do.
Goomrey: Toad: What the?! This isn't a warp pipe!

Ludwigimpersonator101: Luigi: I thought we got the upgraded bombers?!
Ludwigimpersonator101: What Mario doesn't realize is that Toad leaves 1-Up trails when fired from a
Ludwigimpersonator101: cannon.
Ludwigimpersonator101: Bomber: Roger, Wilko, targetting Mario and Friends.

Dark Lemmy: A Toad in a cannon: 1,000. Airplanes: 5,000. Making Wart wet himself: priceless.

Dark Koopa: Wart: Oh, that's it! Wave the white flag of war!

Kammy: Wart: I hate the police. They stole my teddy bear.

Bowser Junior: Luigi: Mario, let this be a lesson to you. Next time you try to break into Larry's room, have a
Bowser Junior: better disguise than a shirt that says "Hi, I'm not Mario."

Jess Koopa: Megaman (in farthest tank): No! Mario didn't wear deodorent again... RETREAT! RETREAT!

Dash: Wart: Hey, Toad. I'll give you five coins if you tell me what's going on.
Dash: Mario: Let's see... Three heavily armed tanks and two very heavily armed planes... I think we can win!
Dash: Wart: Sorry, Toad, but due to budget cuts, we need to use you as a cannonball.
Dash: Luigi: Hey Mario, you stay here and fight them, and I'll... um... go protect our house... Yeah, that's what
Dash: I'll do.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Toad: Uh... guys... When I said "Call the army, I'm stuck!" I wasn't being literal! **GOOD Fwipp Deathspeeder: PRIZE**
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Wart: Not even Toad's other half can save us now!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Luigi had no idea the repo guys could be so persuasive.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: General: You are too close to the sleeping Pac-Man exhibit. Back away, or we will
Fwipp Deathspeeder: have to use force.

MarioFan01: Bowser: Don't those two planes behind me notice the gigantic Bullet Bill coming? Oh well!

a3: Wart: Ah!!! They're bombing!

Copykatt: Toad: Oh... cru- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Danny Phantom: Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Wart: Help! We are gonna die!
Danny Phantom: Bowser: I didn't steal that nuclear missile! Go away!

Koopiana Jones: Wart: ... And the strangest part is that this happened over a fondue party!
Koopiana Jones: Luigi: (baby talk) Airpane! Airpane!
Koopiana Jones: What you don't know is that this all the famous "Luigi's Do-It-Your-Stinking-Self Guide 12:
Koopiana Jones: How to Make Battlefield Wasteland"!
Koopiana Jones: Wart: I think my heart just stopped!
Koopiana Jones: Toad: I knew it wasn't the Men's Room! It have been tipped off by the small, tubular size!

Koopaling Josh: Toad: Why is it always ME who gets stuck in something?
Koopaling Josh: Bowser: Okay, I'll give back the nail pollish! (As seen in previous Caption.)

ALLYOFTHEPIKMIN: Wart: Back off, Mario Brothers! I got a loaded Toad and I'm not afraid to use it!

Tweeter: Wart: IT'S THE THIRD WORD WAR!

Bowser Junior: Bowser: Wart! End this madness and just pay your stinking taxes! **GOOD PRIZE**

Game Master15: Guy in Doomtank with Toad in the cannon: Ready... Aim... Fire the swearing missile of doom!

The Fire Toad: Toad: Hey, this isn't the Human Cannonball Audition I signed up for!

Pirhana Plant: Wart: Ahh! The world is coming to an end! Please exit to your right and have a great day!

Liz: Wart: Uh, wait. I can explain.

Zoe: Bowser: Finally they made Mario and Luigi: Trapped in war Sega.
Zoe: Toad: Why am I in this cannon?

EvilBowser: How Super Mario Bros. 2 really ended.
EvilBowser: Wart: OHMYGOSH, IT'S THE THIRD WORLD WAR!
EvilBowser: Toad: MARIO, PLEASE, SAVE ME!

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