Goomrey: X-Naut PhD: Let's see... The note says red before green, but not after pink... WHY DO ALL THESE
Goomrey: NOTES HAVE TO BE IN RIDDLES?! **GOOD PRIZE**

karnak: Total proof Luigi has no brain.

Todd: X-Naut: So... I shouldn't have gotten the life-sized posters?
Todd: X-Naut PhD: So, I theorize that if we play that Benny Hill song, they'll all start running around! **GOOD Todd: PRIZE**

Princess Daisy: The X-Nauts had finally finished their Mario dolls.

WendyRulez: X-Naut PhD: According to my calculations, Luigi is the hero, not Mario. Let's destroy him!
WendyRulez: How Luigi Is Missing started.

Marioman989: X-Naut: So you're saying they all responded "YES" to the question "Are you Chinese?"

King Doopliss: The making of Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach.

MetaKnight: Mario and Co: ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONGING TO US!!!

The Fire Toad: X-Naut Scientist: I've done it, I've programmed the entire cast of Super Mario Bros. 2 to hit
The Fire Toad: themselves whenever they wave to an audience!

Sonic527: X-Naut: I don't know... A gift card is not a very good gift for Grodus's birthday...
Sonic527: X-Naut PhD: Simon says raise your right hand.

Yoshi tamer: Mario: Haha! You'll be dust but I get to be a potato.... Then I'll rule the world, hehehehe... Did I
Yoshi tamer: say that out loud?
Yoshi tamer: This is what happens when Mario and his friends get tricked into going to the X-Naut science
Yoshi tamer: fair.
Yoshi tamer: This just in, X-Nauts can teach Mario and his pals to do Simon Says.
Yoshi tamer: Luigi: Hey, are we underwater?

Dylan: When the X-Nauts asked who would like to feed 100 Chain Chomps, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach all
Dylan: volunteered.

P.T. Piranha: X-Naut: So, you think that capturing the Mario Gang will get you that promotion you wanted?

Anthony: X-Naut: So, why are we squishing the Mario Gang, and making them look retro?

Danny Phantom: X-Nauts: Yes! We did what Bowser can't do! We created life-size Mario, Luigi, Toad, and
Danny Phantom: Peach dolls! Even Grodus likes them!

Croshi: Mario: Professor, I have something to say. Where is my crown, and why am I in Mario's body?

bob's revenge: The new way of paying taxes.

Hyper Mario: X-Naut PhD: With my new device, I will transport the Mario Brothers and
Hyper Mario: Princess Peach to the moon base so I can get revenge on the Mario Brothers, and capture the
Hyper Mario: princess in the process.
Hyper Mario: X-Naut PhD: This machine was supposed to transport the Mario Brothers and Peach into my
Hyper Mario: lab, but I think I made a slight miscalculation.

Bowser Junior: X-Naut PhD: Finally! We have perfected the hand raising potion!
Bowser Junior: Luigi: Why am I the only one with a red light? What? Electric shock therepy?
Bowser Junior: X-Naut: We fed each person a different potion. Toad had a growth potion, Peach had a turn
Bowser Junior: my crown white potion, Luigi had stubby leg potion, and Mario got a... Is he drinking my
Bowser Junior: lemonade? Then what did I just drink? Uh oh.
Bowser Junior: What Mario and Co. became when they were in debt- test subjects.
Bowser Junior: Everyone was willing to surrender to the X-Nauts after they tortured them by making them
Bowser Junior: listen to rap.
Bowser Junior: What happened when Mario and his friends saw aliens.
Bowser Junior: It's the latest game, Super Mario Test Subjects, but it won't save you any money on car
Bowser Junior: insurance.
Bowser Junior: The X-Nauts noticed the prisoners stayed stationary, and eventually they figured out they'd
Bowser Junior: swiched themselves with cardboard cutouts two months ago. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Bowser Junior: Mario: Ha! Memory deletor potion, that will never work on me, never, never, NEV- Who am I?
Bowser Junior: X-Naut PhD: The results are in... I was right! It does take 638 licks to get to the center of a
Bowser Junior: Tootsie Pop!

Beezo'n'Weldar: X-Naut PhD: I don't know... They don't SEEM edible...

Master Lord Roy: Mario: Hurry up! I'm sweating like a pig!
Master Lord Roy: Apparently, all of them have the exact same brainwaves.
Master Lord Roy: X-Naut: Finally, my science lab homework is finished.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: As much as it baffled the X-Nauts, their recent scans suggested that none of the cast
Fwipp Deathspeeder: of SMB2 had any noses.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: X-Naut PhD: Subjects showing signs of extreme flatness. Further analysis is required!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Partly imitating Boba Fett, the X-Nauts managed to freeze the cast of Super Mario
Fwipp Deathspeeder: World in a block of ice.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: X-Naut: Dude, those 8-bit figures are like totally smudging the glass!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Peach: No, I still can't see what they look like inside their cramped suits.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: X-Naut: Just my luck, the day I forget the combination to the lab is the day my
Fwipp Deathspeeder: experiments go wrong.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: X-Naut: When they said "Paper Mario", they weren't kidding.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: X-Naut: Wow, that new computer virus moves fast.

Marissa Spencer: Red X-Naut: Are you sure this will work?

Introbulus: X-Naut: Congratulations! Everyone except Luigi wins!
Introbulus: Everyone but the X-Nauts: CAN WE GO TO THE BATHROOM, PLEASE?!
Introbulus: X-Naut PhD: Hmmm... According to this readout, only the green one tested positive for brain
Introbulus: matter...
Introbulus: So there you have it, folks, three out of four Mario Heroes think that Trident is good for your
Introbulus: teeth.

porygonlover322: Studying Mario's brain waves... No result.

Denny W. Koopa: Now testing the levitating arm command.
Denny W. Koopa: Newest Game, Nintenmariocharacters, where you get to own your own Mario character and
Denny W. Koopa: raise him, by having them fetch coins, eat 1-Up Mushrooms, and teaching them how to
Denny W. Koopa: salute. BUY NOW!!!
Denny W. Koopa: Nobody knows what X-Naut Bob and Fred did for the first four weeks of the year in their
Denny W. Koopa: room...

Petey Piranha Fan: Toad: Torture us all you want, but we'll NEVER tell you that our base is on Yoshi's Island!

ALLYOFTHEPIKMIN: Note: WARNING! Using this machine to create a living being could cause addiction to
ALLYOFTHEPIKMIN: cheese, cowardness, brown-nosing, and the ability to always get kidnapped.

RPG Man: X-Naut: Why are they cheering? All I said was "You are going to be dissected"!

GameAW: What happens when brain tests go too far...

Zinging Zug: X-Naut PhD: As you see, as we squish Mario and friends, we can burn the skin cells off of them
Zinging Zug: with a magnifying glass, thus concluding their life! Grodus will be happy with me!

Jess Koopa: Toad: Hey, I know we're all in dire peril, are about to die, and our brains are about to unwillingly
Jess Koopa: give information to the X-Nauts, but this is waaay more important- I can finally touch my nose
Jess Koopa: with my tongue!

Slimer49'r: X-Naut: Okay, raise your hand if you want to enter the cast of people on CSI: Mushroom Kingdom.
Slimer49'r: X-Naut: You put your right hand in, ya put your right hand out, you do the hokey pokey and ya turn
Slimer49'r: yourself around, that's what it's all about!!!

Static-Z: Luigi: I never would have imagined that I would be on the show "Sarasaland's Most Wanted...", I
Static-Z: mean, when I said I wanted more publicity, I didn't think they would think I meant this.
Static-Z: Blue X-Naut: How am I supposed to read the scribbles?

Trollish Beastfighter: X-Naut: Um, dude, I think TEC is addicted to Super Mario Bros 2. Does that explain
Trollish Beastfighter: why he isn't ready to give us cheats for this game?

Kammy: X-Naut PhD: Something's wrong about Mario's heartbeat.
Kammy: X-Naut PhD: Quit raising your hands so that I can transport you!
Kammy: X-Naut: So you are going to transform the Mario Brothers and Toad into Peach, dude.
Kammy: Peach: Why are we raising our hands?
Kammy: X-Naut PhD: Marry me, Peach, or else I'll transport all of you into Mario's brain.
Kammy: X-Naut PhD: I will transport all of you to Lemmy's Land, where fun-filled horror awaits you. Hahaha!
Kammy: This is what happened when X-Naut PhD wrote the equation of calculating the amount of ketchup,
Kammy: and used this equation on a device.
Kammy: Peach: Can someone tell me why my heartbeat line is the strangest?

Rookie Koopa: We now know why the X-Nauts were not featured in SMB2.

Liz: X-Naut #1: The tests have been run, sir. They're all morons.
Liz: Seeing that conventional torture methods weren't effective, the X-Nauts resorted to their
Liz: controversially cruel "macarana chamber".

Emerl Parakoopa: X-Naut Soldier: Stop worrying about Mario even if he IS on the incoming projectile
Emerl Parakoopa: monitor! You know Mario will never blast up here from a giant cannon!
Emerl Parakoopa: X-Naut PhD: Why do we have to study these imbeciles? They're stupid! I QUIT! Besides, Emerl Parakoopa: they don't have casual Fridays here.

Grey Guy: Mario: I WANNA PRESS THE SHINY BUTTONS UP THERE!!!
Grey Guy: Luigi: This doesn’t look like the master bathroom… Stupid red button…
Grey Guy: Toad: I’m not in Peach’s castle anymore! YAAAAAY!!!
Grey Guy: Peach: But I’m too pretty to be vaporized!
Grey Guy: X-Naut: Um, why did we put these guys in an oversized pickle jar again?
Grey Guy: X-Naut PhD: According to my results, the specimens’ lives are… "pointless".

Ham: X-Naut: Too bad! I didn't say Simon Says!

Ice mario: X-Naut: Testing for brain capacity... 0% for the Mushroom head. Send him to drown... wait! He's
Ice mario: already in water.

Dark Luigi: Blue X-Naut: Clones, how did we live without them?

Zook: X-Naut PhD: Behold my greatest invention: Tech 2.0, now with Mushroom Kingdom Idol Season 1 Zook: pre-installed!"

Super Goomba: Aparently, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach are happy that they are going to die.

Koopa Girl: Blue X-Naut: As you can see, I've taken the time to capture Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Princess
Koopa Girl: Peach. Now, I just froze them, got DNA samples from them, and I'll give the frozen bodies to
Koopa Girl: Bowser as gifts! Heh, I'm like Ludwig and Bowesr combined!

gameman: Red X-Naut: If we hate them, why are we cloning them?

hyperguy152: X-Naut PhD: The only question is, what kind of idiots are they?

Koopaling Josh: Luigi: This is a gameshow, right? RIGHT?
Koopaling Josh: Who would have thought X-Nauts were the programmers of Mario!

BEEZER: X-Naut PhD: Now it's time to meet today's eligible bachelorettes- Er... BachelorETT.

Princess Daisy: X-Scientist: The clones are ready!!!

WendyRulez: X-Naut PhD: According to our calculations, Luigi isn't going to be around much longer. Let's WendyRulez: make sure that happens.

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