Boolia: Roy: So, what do you think of him?
Boolia: Iggy: Guys, this is humiliating.
Boolia: Larry: Is this really Iggy?

Eric the Koopa: Larry: I'm not going to dignify this with a comment.

Kammy: Larry: Uh, Iggy? Have you been kissing up to Wendy again?
Kammy: Roy: This is how you make an Iggy out of a ballerina.
Kammy: Iggy: Am I getting paid for this?
Kammy: This is what happens when Iggy sleeps next to Wendy.
Kammy: Larry: Hey look! I have 4 2006 attached to my foot.
Kammy: Roy: Iggy and Wendy sitting in the tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Kammy: Iggy: There goes the idea of making King Dad happy by dressing like a girl. OH NO! I'm in the
Kammy: caption! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Kammy: Roy: Hey Larry. We now have five brothers and two sisters, if you get what I mean.
Kammy: Iggy's been shopping with Wendy way too much.
Kammy: Iggy: Just because I'm weak doesn't mean that you can just make me a girl.
Kammy: Larry: Maybe if we play a rap, Iggy will be more of a boy than a girl.
Kammy: This is Ludwig's newest invention in the low-tech way.
Kammy: Roy: We should do that to King Dad instead of Iggy!
Kammy: Larry: Hey Iggy! What did you do with the Doot Doot Sisters?
Kammy: Looks like Iggy's dream of becoming like the Doot Doot Sisters is stupid, especially in front of Roy.
Kammy: Iggy: Now I wish that I didn't dress like a Doot Doot Sister.
Kammy: Roy: Wait and see what King Dad says when he finds out that Iggy's dating Peach.

Dylan: Iggy: If either of you say anything, I'LL BALLET DANCE!

Static-Z: Iggy: Roy, I told you not to try this while I was asleep!!!
Static-Z: Poor Iggy... too bad Wendy got too fat to wear her skirt any longer, which resulted in Roy finding
Static-Z: someone who could still fit in it.
Static-Z: Iggy: Who told you I was participating in Wendy's ballet class?

WendyRulez: Iggy: That's the last time I make fun of Wendy...

Master Lord Roy: This is what happens after Iggy let Wendy dress him up this Halloween.
Master Lord Roy: Roy: For a nerd, you're pretty hot.
Master Lord Roy: Roy: Your "Wendy" disguise isn't gonna stop me from pounding you.

Yoshi tamer: Roy: And to think I thought you were Wendy... But still, can I have that skirt?
Yoshi tamer: Iggy: This is why I never do Truth or Dare with Roy, Larry.
Yoshi tamer: Larry: Looks likes you finally got a date for the dance, Roy, Iggy in a skirt.

Mr.?: Roy: And how long has this been going on, Iggy?

Koopus: Roy: That's totally not your color, girlfriend. **GOOD PRIZE**
Koopus: Roy: Can I have my dress back now?
Koopus: Roy: No no no... NO! Who in their right mind would wear THAT shade of lipstick with THAT dress?!
Koopus: Larry: My hair is surprised!

King Doopliss: Roy: Larry, meet the real Iggy.
King Doopliss: Roy: Larry, have you seen Iggy anywhere recently?
King Doopliss: Larry: (to himself) Don't laugh at Roy's new girlfriend or you will get shocked again.

Angel "Yoshi" Koopa: Roy: Now, we just need to find Wendy's mascara and then you're ready to go to the
Angel "Yoshi" Koopa: prom with me!

Sonic527: Larry: Ummmmm... Just to let you know, our date is canceled...
Sonic527: Iggy: When I said disguise me, this wasn't what I had in mind...

supercomputer276: Roy: I TOLD you that the visitors would mob you if you kept rigging the Casino!

Drew: Roy: Well, it worked for Boppity and Gloat.

Paperlemmy: Iggy: I don't see why I have to wear YOUR dress, Roy. Although, it does make me feel pretty...

Skoshi: Roy: Well, Iggy, it seems that you've lost again. Now you have to put on bracelets and high heels.
Skoshi: Iggy: Well, at least it makes me feel pretty.
Skoshi: Larry: (That's the last time I play poker with Roy!)

Paraboo: Iggy's secret pastime.

Pokemaniac Joe: Roy: Oh yeah, and just how do you know that he- uh, she's not as wimpy as Iggy?

MarioFan01: Roy: Okay, now let's put Lemmy in Wendy's room and see what happens!

RPG Man: Roy: Now Larry, are you going to insult my fashion sense too, and end up just like Iggy here?

Liz: Larry: Let me guess: You couldn't find a date this year, and you are afraid to admit it.
Liz: From that day foward, Iggy never told Roy that he "threw like a girl" ever again. **GOOD PRIZE**

Blue Boo: Roy: Well dang, we've searched EVERYWHERE for Iggy... Larry, you take our new sister, Iggyetta,
Blue Boo: and search in the cellar while I watch TV and eat chips.

gameman: Roy: Finally, an excuse to beat up Iggy and not get sent to the dungeon.
gameman: Iggy: I shouldn't have walked into Wendy's room.

Dash: Roy: Larry, if you do not give me my camera back right now, I will assure that the rest of your life will
Dash: not be very long.
Dash: Roy: Ha! I win the bet! Iggy DOESN'T look good in a dress! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Dash: Larry: Iggy, you're supposed to dress like that TOMORROW!
Dash: Larry: So Roy, is THIS why you suggested that we cut the power and move Iggy into Wendy's room and
Dash: Wendy into Iggy's room?
Dash: Roy: I don't care if you also caught me on tape forcing Iggy into this dress, I'm STILL using it as
Dash: blackmail.
Dash: Iggy: I'm so embarrassed... my dress doesn't match my hair!

Crazy Iggy Gal: Larry: Hey, Roy, is that the only girlfriend you could find?!

Jorge Mario Castillo: Iggy: But, I was a girl in last week's play! Why can't Larry be the girl this time?

Flame Chocobo: Larry: Is it a sweatdrop or a tear? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
Flame Chocobo: Iggy: Roy, I KNOW you have my nose, but you shouldn't rub my face in it...

Petey Piranha Fan: !: Don't send me away!

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Roy: I'm sorry, Iggy, but no matter which way you look at it, that dress makes you look
Fwipp Deathspeeder: fat.

Introbulus: Roy: Wait... You mean you've been a girl this whole time?
Introbulus: When Koopas cross-dress, it's not as funny as when Bugs Bunny does it.
Introbulus: Roy: It's okay, Iggy... lots of people thought I WAS a girl because of my pink shell, there's no
Introbulus: reason to be ashamed for actually BEING a girl...
Introbulus: Larry: (Wow... Iggy's kinda cute...)
Introbulus: Roy: Look, if I'm gonna hit a Koopa with glasses, what made you think I wouldn't hit a girl?
Introbulus: Iggy: This is the LAST TIME I let Ludwig test his potions on me!
Introbulus: Roy: There's something different about you today, Iggy... New haircut?
Introbulus: Boo: Now I'll just disguise myself as an exclamation mark, and no one will ever suspect that I
Introbulus: stole Iggy's manhood! Hahahaha!

Dark Luigi: Larry: Do I wanna know?
Dark Luigi: Roy: Let that be a lesson to you, Larry; never bet against me, you always lose.
Dark Luigi: Iggy: ... DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
Dark Luigi: Larry: (Wow, what a doofus, that necklace does NOT go with that skirt... or his hair.)

EvilKarma: Iggy: We did kill Wendy, but why do I have to disguise myself as her?

Paraboo: Maybe it's a new trend...

ALLYOFTHEPIKMIN: Larry: Wendy! What happened to your bow? And why are you wearing Iggy's glasses?

teddypanda: Larry: What is that, a Wendy?

Koopaling Josh: Iggy really needs to stop accepting these dares.

Pichu: After losing against Ludwig, Iggy was forced to play one of his favorite musical pieces: Swan Lake.

Static-Z: Don't ask how Iggy became friends with Susan...

bob's revenge: Apparently, Ludwig's body changing machine didn't work out too well.

Trollish Beastfighter: Roy: NO! That is not how to get more guys to like you! See! Larry is certainly not
Trollish Beastfighter: receptive!

Grey Guy: Larry: Uh oh. I don't think Iggy's way of "communicating with the girls" went all too well.
Grey Guy: Roy: Hey, Sis! Boy, you sure have gotten uglier, that's for sure! HAR HAR HAR!!!
Grey Guy: Iggy: (I hope they'll like me. The one with the blue hair is so cute! ... Wait a minute! What am I
Grey Guy: doing? I was just hanging out with that hypnotist...)
Grey Guy: Larry: Wow! Wendy sure is looking good! ... Wait... That's Iggy! EEEEEWWWW!!!
Grey Guy: Roy: You think you're tough now, Iggy? Now you look like Wendy!
Grey Guy: Iggy: (Why did I have to sneak into Wendy's room? Why? Why? WHY?!)

Todd: Roy: I don't know, I still think he looked better in the high-heels.

Gold yoshi: Larry: Ludwig fused you and Wendy again, right?
Gold yoshi: Wendy's way of torture for boys, put them in one of her dresses.
Gold yoshi: Roy: Hi Wendy, have you seen Iggy? It's time for his nightly beating again.

Waluigi's Twin: If you think THIS looks weird, just wait until Wendy walks in wearing a giant pair of glasses!

MarioFanaticXV: Roy: Wendy, this is why you should use YOUR OWN glasses.

cherry: Roy: There's something suspicious but I can't place my claw on it.

Hyper Mario: Roy: I just beat the snot out of Iggy and now it's your turn, Larry!
Hyper Mario: Iggy: I hate Mondays!!!
Hyper Mario: Iggy: Why didn't I win the beauty pageant?!
Hyper Mario: Larry: Why do I even bother with older siblings?
Hyper Mario: Iggy: I'm so misunderstood.
Hyper Mario: Iggy: Stut up, Roy, I don't need therapy!!!
Hyper Mario: Iggy: I should have won the beauty pageant!
Hyper Mario: Iggy: I had the beauty pageant won until it came to the swimsuit portion!!!
Hyper Mario: Roy: LOSERS!!!

Bowser Junior: Roy: Iggy! In a skirt! My eyes! They burn!
Bowser Junior: Larry: Roy, just smile and back away slowly.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Iggy: Aw come on Roy, I need your shades to complete this ensemble!

Boogaloo: Roy: Don't worry. Your present from Larry might have made you look hideous, but, remember, it's
Boogaloo: the thought that counts!
Boogaloo: Larry: Hmm? What are these numbers under me? AHH!!! My expiration date!

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