MetaKnight: Mario: I wasted 20 lives to get up here and all I get is a lousy Dragon Coin!!!

WendyRulez: Bowser (offscreen cutting the vine): BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
WendyRulez: Mario: Just a little closer... OH MAMA AND PAPA AND @$@S!

Kroshi: Mario: Well, well, well, look what I found at the top of the beanstalk. Eat your heart out, Jack!

Chris "Wario": Mario: Finally I found that coin I need to buy that soda!

Dylan: Guy Watching Mario on TV: Jump, you moron! You're only a few feet from the ground!

bob's revenge: Yoshi Coin: EPP! GRUBBY HANDS!

Koopa Girl: What a "Jack and the Beanstalk" spoof.
Koopa Girl: You know, Mario can just step on the leaf to get the Yoshi coin instead of holding onto the vine
Koopa Girl: itself.

astromatt3: Mario: MYCOINMYCOINMYCOINMYCOINMYCOINMYCOINMYCOINMYCO-
astromatt3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

King Doopliss: Mario: Must reach that coin so can buy cheese!
King Doopliss: Larry: He fell for it, or he will once I chop this beanstalk down.
King Doopliss: Unfortunately Mario did not know that coin had the power to make whoever held it insane,
King Doopliss: luckily he already was insane.
King Doopliss: Mario: I wonder if that coin is made of chocolet, and if it will help me spell much better?

Hyper Mario: Mario: I really need to lose weight.
Hyper Mario: Mario: I'd like to get my hands on the programmer who put these here!
Hyper Mario: Mario: Conveniently placed my foot!
Hyper Mario: Mario: SHINEY!!!
Hyper Mario: Mario: I'm getting too old for this.
Hyper Mario: Mario: So close yet so far away!
Hyper Mario: Mario: Why can't Yoshi keep up with his things?
Hyper Mario: Mario: Don't look down... Don't look down... Don't look down...
Hyper Mario: Mario: I go from saving the princess to retreving coins.
Hyper Mario: Mario can do it all- he's a plumber, he save princesses, and apparently he is a coin collector.
Hyper Mario: Yoshi: I love being hard to get along with!
Hyper Mario: Mario: I HATE THE COLD SHOULDER TREATMENT!!!

Super Goomba: Mario: Hey! Atticus wrote his name on-a the ground a-WOAH!!!

Fwipp Deathspeeder: I'll get this coin worth 1/5 of an extra life... if it kills me!

EvilKarma: Nararator: ...And this is the story of Mario and the Beanstalk.

Waluigi's Twin: At least nobody can say that Mario doesn't do his own stunts anymore!

Grey Guy: Mario: Hey! Where's the Giant and his goose that lays golden eggs?
Grey Guy: Vine: Why is there a fat ape with a mustache crawling on me?
Grey Guy: Vine: He ain't heavy! He's ma brother!
Grey Guy: Yoshi Coin: Oh no! Bigfoot's coming to get me!!! ... Oh wait. That's Mario. Never mind.
Grey Guy: After that horrible day, Mario never climbs vines anymore, since the coin he had worked so hard
Grey Guy: for was only worth two cents.
Grey Guy: Mario: Oh no! Coins are floating in midair! What has the world come to?!
Grey Guy: Mario: Yipee! A chocolate coin!
Grey Guy: Yoshi Coin: Mario! Look at all of the huge craters you put into the ground just to get up here!
Grey Guy: The next second, Mario falls off the mile high vine, causing the mind-boggling mystery to be
Grey Guy: answered. Why is Mario so darn stupid? The answer: Mario gets a concussion.

Blue Virus: Mario: Hmm... Risk death falling to my doom to get a coin? Awesome!

bob's revenge: Little did Mario know, that the Dragon Coin was actually a Tanoomba.

Paraboo: Suddenly, Mario's cell phone rang. **GOOD PRIZE**
Paraboo: AHH! Atticus is back!
Paraboo: Coin of the Yoshis-100% scandanavian chocolate.

MJ: Mario: Okay, I will take him while he is not looking!

BlackBones: Mario: Hold on-a, Yoshi, I'll-a save you!
BlackBones: Unfortunately Mario didn't figure out it was just a coin until he fell off the vine.

Princess_Daisy: Mario: Nice little coin, come with me!!!

Kammy: Mario: Must get that Yoshi coin to buy cheese.
Kammy: Mario should have put the Yoshi coin inside his pocket when jumping off a cloud.
Kammy: Little did Mario know that the Yoshi coin is actually a Bob-omb in disguise.
Kammy: Mario thinks that the Yoshi coin is nothing but cheese.
Kammy: Mario: Maybe if I get this Yoshi coin, a Yoshi will appear.
Kammy: Mario: Yippee! The coin isn't blue.
Kammy: Mario's become too obsessed with the Yoshi coin since he's trying to get it while climbing on a plant
Kammy: that is 1,000 feet high.
Kammy: Mario: If I don't get this Yoshi coin, I'll fall off this plant and end up in Luigi's toilet again.
Kammy: Mario: Yoshi will be so mad if he finds out that the Yoshi coin is going to Lemmy's Land.
Kammy: Mario: Ooh. Cheese! Must get it.
Kammy: Mario obviously needs an eye check because he thinks the Yoshi coin is cheese.
Kammy: Mario: This will go in my collection of ways to make Yoshi eat Peach.
Kammy: Mario: Mamamia! I knew I should have traded the Yoshi coin for Bowser's dolls.
Kammy: Mario: Stupid Yoshi coin! Why does have be there? I hate the creator of this.

Goomrey: Mario: What the?! This isn't a Chuckie Cheese token!

Bowser Junior: Mario: Just a little farther to get that coin. Then I'll get a ladder and grab that coin.
Bowser Junior: Mario: Stupid legendary coin of everflowing power! It's in the way of that puff ball I'm trying
Bowser Junior: to reach. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Bowser Junior: And after his great adventure, Mario finally had enough money to buy a hotdog.
Bowser Junior: Mario: I may have had to fight seven Koopalings, three Chomps, and that pizza guy, but I
Bowser Junior: finally found that useless coin. Wait, what was that 20th word I said?
Bowser Junior: Using green screen technology, the only real thing here is that cloud on the right.

MarioMKII: Mario: Got... to... reach... it... OW! My shoulder! Oops... AAAAAAHHHhhhhh...!

Dark Luigi: Mario: Almost... there...

Lucifer Von Koopa: Mario: Oh, man, I wish I had a bionic arm!

Koopaling Josh: Mario: What's this piece of junk, I came for some golden eggs!

steven: Mario: It's always the fifth Yoshi coin that's the hardest to get! **GOOD PRIZE**

Allen: Mario: Mmmmm... Cotton candy!

supercomputer276: Yoshi Coin: No, you can't have me until you wash those gloves of yours first!

Ham: If Mario wants the Yoshi coin, he must either get closer or use the Force.

Angelmist: Mario: So close, yet so far.
Angelmist: Mario: So close... Just a little more, then I can buy a gift for my lady.

Jalvo the Slime: Mario: WOW!!! A YOSHI COIN!!!

peach: Mario: I'm gonna reach it even if it kills me!

Peachy Girl: What REALLY happened in Jack and the Beanstalk.

GeneralGuy: Muuusssssttt reach the cheese behind the Yoshi coin.

Princess Daisy: Looks like Mario has become greedy.

Master Lord Roy: Mario: Don't worry, I'll have you back into a Yoshi in just a moment!

Double D: Mario: (If I can jump and grab that last coin, I'll get an extra life before I fall to my doom!)
Double D: Mario: (This is why I only use Miracle Grow...)

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