Koopa Girl: Toad: Oh, it's terrible! Mario made massive destruction with your minions, Bowser! Please
Koopa Girl: kidnap all seven magic wands so we can change this all back!!!

Yoshi tamer: Toad: Ohh no! We missed the 70's disco party!
Yoshi tamer: Bowser: Toad... I ate your pet Koopa by accident.
Yoshi tamer: Monty Mole: Hey, this isn't the pizza carnival!

MJ: This is considered crashing a party.
MJ: Toad: Koops? KOOPS? SPEAK TO ME!!!

Maniac: Bowser: Hair! I have hair!

Dylan: Mario's Guide to Throwing a Party, Step One: Invite a bunch of people that contradict each other and
Dylan: will surely cause a nuclear explosion.

Gold yoshi: The latest game, DDR: Mario 70's Mix, with real broken down studios to dance in and armies of
Gold yoshi: zombies and bombs.
Gold yoshi: Bowser: I can't believe I bought this studio for 999,999,999 coins! What a bargain!
Gold yoshi: Mario: Okay, get a dance partner, everyone! It's time for the Cheese Song!

stewkeller123: Mario: ...and last place goes to... Groundhog Guy!

Super Goomba: This is what happens when Mario hosts a disco competition...

Waluigi's Twin: Toad: Sorry, guys, but the guy that was coming to fix the wall is in another castle!

Bowser Junior: Mario: Now back to Dance Dance Revolution: Survivor Mix.
Bowser Junior: How will Toad defeat all of these baddies? Find out after this commercial break.
Bowser Junior: Toad: All right, Bowser! Time to face your- Wait, I think I left the water running at home!
Bowser Junior: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bowser Junior: Mario: Don't worry, Toad, I'm right behind you. Yep, right behind you from waaay over here. Bowser Junior: **GOOD PRIZE**
Bowser Junior: Dry Bones: I don't get paid enough for this.
Bowser Junior: Bowser: All right, minions, go charge off to fight Mario. I'll just wait here... like a sane person.

Fludd Master: Mario: Oh no, the wall is cracked, the floor has a hole on it, the Dry Bones statue is broken,
Fludd Master: and the remote to blow the disco ball is broken!

Liz: For one moment, Toad and the girl of his dreams were having the time of their lives, Toad experiencing
Liz: the most glorious, wonderful feeling that he had ever felt; then, the baked beans he had earlier came
Liz: back to haunt him.
Liz: Mario: Calm down, people. Let's not get restless. Jimmy T. is having a slight delay, and should arrive
Liz: shortly for the dance-off against between and Mirror B.
Liz: Fire Bro #1: Dude, this place smells like dead Goombas! And the sign said that this was the best night
Liz: club in the kingdom! Gosh!
Liz: DJ Mario: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I shall torture you all by forcing you to hear "Oops, I Did it Again"
Liz: over and over again!!!
Liz: Monty Mole: Hmmm... I must have had that map upside down, because this certainly isn't that hot night
Liz: club I saw in the paper.
Liz: Bob-omb in the front: Sorry. I like, think you're an awesome guy and all, but your breath... It like, totally
Liz: smells like, gasoline or something.
Liz: Toad: You know, Mario, it's really nice of you to invite us and all, and thanks for doing so, but I really
Liz: have to be honest: This is the WORST house party I've been to in my life.
Liz: Bowser: OOOOOHHH. Shiny disco ball.

supercomputer276: Toad: AHHH! DISCO IS RETURNING!

Paraboo: Mario: Yeah! Feel that beat!
Paraboo: Maybe Mario should not have played Zelda's theme song...
Paraboo: Hey Bowser! It's your theme song!
Paraboo: After seeing Toad dance, everything blacked out for Bowser...
Paraboo: Paraboo: Bowser: I love this song!
Paraboo: Monty Mole then spotted Toad as a dance partner...

Shady Parakoopa: Bowser: I don't understand it. Why are all of my highly flammable monsters losing?

WendyRulez: Toad: Mommy!
WendyRulez: Mario and Bowser had to team up to get rid of Toad once and for all, but it was worth it, as
WendyRulez: Toad had stolen Mario's pasta, cheese, and Mushrooms.

P.T. Piranha: Mario: Woo! Party!

Jorge Mario Castillo: Mario got tired of hearing "Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle", so
Jorge Mario Castillo: he decided to destroy Toad's house.

Dark Koopa: Mario: Yay! Now all this party needs is a nuclear warhead!

coltranepep: Mario: C'mon, everyone. Let's boogie!
coltranepep: Toad: MARIO!
coltranepep: Bowser: You're right, Mario, this is fun!

Chris "Wario": Things got a little out of hand at the disco when the Bob-ombs ate that tray of bean burritos.
Chris "Wario": Hammer Bro: Do you see that pimple on Toad? I think everyone else just noticed.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: The Fire Bros. were quite perplexed when the fire they hoped to cheat with took on a
Fwipp Deathspeeder: mind of its own and beat them at the disco.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Mario: Don't worry, Toad, with Bowser's wig, you can hardly tell I broke the wall!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Toad panicked when Mario refused to call of his "High School Reunion Dance".

Blue Virus: Toad: Okay, who spiked the punch?

Jess Koopa: Toad: Oh my god! They killed Kenny Koopa!

Slimer49'r: Mario: YOU GOTTA FIGHT, FOR YA RIGHT, TO PAAAAARRRTAY!!!
Slimer49'r: This is what happens when Mario throws a wild college party.
Slimer49'r: Bowser: Okay people, take it from the top. Now, Mario! Sell it!
Slimer49'r: This is Bowser's famous play, "When Idiots Host Dance Parties", featuring Donald
Slimer49'r: Trump! Hmn... they'll all be out of business soon.
Slimer49'r: Disco Ball: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Those fools. They have no idea I'm evil! Not only that, but I shall
Slimer49'r: make everyone in the world listen to disco music!
Slimer49'r: Monty Mole: Mario, we have your girlfreind, and every 15 minutes we take off a finger...
Slimer49'r: Unknown to Monty Mole, Mario is an oblivious idiot and all he cares about now is shaking his
Slimer49'r: bootay!
Slimer49'r: Toad: I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess is in a different caption!

Mario Girl Fan: Mario: Hehe, maybe this is the last time I'm inviting Bowser and his minions to my disco party.

crankymama5452: Bowser: Now this is disco inferno if I ever saw it.
crankymama5452: Fire Bros: We hate helping out Mario, but you gotta do it when he threatens you with
crankymama5452: water.
crankymama5452: Toad: Yow! Hot baby!
crankymama5452: Everybody thought Toad was performing for them, but he'd actually got his pants on fire.

Kammy: Mario: Yeah. Shake your boodie.
Kammy: Dry Bones: But I don't know how do dance.
Kammy: Bowser: Hey! That's my disco ball that you stole!
Kammy: Toad really needs to know how to get his groove on.
Kammy: Bowser: Why do I have to be the chef?
Kammy: Peach tried to break the wall open, but her hair got stuck in the crack.
Kammy: Toad: Mario, putting bandages on the crack is not how you fix the wall.
Kammy: Toad: Stop staring at me! Do I look like a hot dog to all of you?!
Kammy: Bowser: Toad! Dance or else you'll be our next dish for the party!
Kammy: Toad: You all can't have a party in my house!
Kammy: Toad: My wall! It has a crack! NOOOO! This party is officially over, you hear me?!
Kammy: Toad: Get out of here! My mom will be here any moment! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Kammy: Little did they know, the disco ball is actually a Bob-omb.
Kammy: Mario doesn't know that dancing is against Peach's rule.
Kammy: Toad: Just wait until I get my guards here to throw you out.
Kammy: This is the 1,000,000th party that Mario hosted, but in a new way.
Kammy: Mario: I didn't know that I invited dead people, too.
Kammy: After an exhausting journey, Mario started a party.
Kammy: Fire Brother: At least Mario knows how to host a party.

Princess Daisy: Mario: I vote for the Bob-ombs!!!

Boolia: Mario: I thought this was a party, not a death camp.

Captain Yoshikano: Mario: Yo Yo, I'm-a Mario. I'm the Home Boy and I'm the Hero!!!
Captain Yoshikano: Mario sent this to Luigi and on the post card said, "I wished that you were here... NOT!!!"
Captain Yoshikano: Bowser: Man, if I knew this party was going to be this bad, I would've gone to Mirror B's
Captain Yoshikano: Disco Ra-Ma.

James Koopa: Toad: ^*#$@&! It's an army of idiots!

Grey Guy: People screamed, mountains shook, and cities crumbled when, trying to be friendly, the Hotfoot
Grey Guy: and Bob-ombs shook hands.
Grey Guy: Toad: Aww, man! My science project broke!
Grey Guy: The Monty Mole in the wall's real objective was not only to get through, but to loosten the light
Grey Guy: fixture above for Bowser's revenge on Toad.
Grey Guy: Suddenly, the disco party stopped when everyone realized that the Fire Bros. had seen the Rice
Grey Guy: Krispeys protruding from the wall.
Grey Guy: Bowser: Uh oh. My nose is bleeding for the eleventh time today!
Grey Guy: Just then, Toad screamed at the sight of Bowser's hair.
Grey Guy: Mario: All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth! My two... Hey! I'm not in Candyland!
Grey Guy: War broke out when Monty Mole crushed Toad's Training Potty while he was using it.
Grey Guy: Dry Bones: WAAAARGH!!! OH NO!!! ... I left my wallet at home!
Grey Guy: Fire Bro: Horf... Bowser's hair... Gonna heave...

Testament: This is what happens when you cross Micheal Jackson, the king of pop art, with Martha Stewart.

Dry Bones: Mario: Disco!
Dry Bones: Toad: HELP, freak party!
Dry Bones: Fire Bros. and Bob-ombs: Total world domination!
Dry Bones: Bowser: Hmm... I like potatoes!

Trollish Beastfighter: Toad: RUNAWAYRUNAWAY!!! Mario has organized this Happy New Year's celebration!!!

MarioFan01: Little did Mario know, pairing up all the bombs and the flames wasn't such a good idea.

PaperLuigi: Toad: Clean-up on aisle under the disco ball!

Sonic527: Toad: Ummmm, Mario, I don't think fire plus bomb equals explosion will get you into the science Sonic527: fair.

Jalvo the Slime: Bowser: MARIO!
Jalvo the Slime: Mario: A bomb is the best you got?!
Jalvo the Slime: Toad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh wait, Mario, save me.
Jalvo the Slime: Monty Mole: Get off my property!!!

Full_Metal: Even though the music was a dead giveaway that it was a party, Mario still had himself convinced
Full_Metal: that he was at school.

Choccy Koopa: And now you know why Monty Mole didn't appear in Mario Party 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 or 7.

Goomrey: The party was going great... until Toad's dancing partner died. **GOOD PRIZE**
Goomrey: Fire Bros: Run! Master Bowser's brought his bagpipes!

Wizardheimer: Toad: MY WALL'S BLEEDING MARSHMALLOWS!!!

hyperguy152: Monty Mole: Hey, this isn't Amanda's party.
hyperguy152: Monty Mole: I have finally found the legendary Room of Silliness!

Static-Z: Toad: AHHH!!!
Static-Z: Mario: Kill Toad!
Static-Z: Bowser: O.o  I come here to have a good time secretly planning to kill everyone and Mario has to
Static-Z: ruin everything.
Static-Z: Hammer Brother (the closest to Toad): Ahhh!!! My eye is on fire!!!
Static-Z: Bowser: Why am I wearing this huge, brown thing on my head?

Generalguy: Hammer Bro: That was the worst karaoke party I've ever had!

geno-bomb: Toad: Uhh... Mario... We both agree that the macarena is dumb, right?

The Fire Toad: Toad: Oh no! I hit the pinata too hard again!

Pidgit: Mario: YAY, IT'S PARTY TIME!
Pidgit: Bowser: Like my new hat?
Pidgit: Toad: Ok, no more cheeseballs before bed!

johto555: Toad: Bowser's crashed the party, Dry Bones's gone to pieces, a Monty Mole is planning on eating
johto555: the bones, Mario's insane, The Fire Bros. are making explosions with the Hotfoot and Bob-ombs,
johto555: and I have only one thing to say to this... WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

King Doopliss: Mario's disco party.

nate: SAVE US, MARIO!!!

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