Fwipp Deathspeeder: Luigi: Mario, stop Master Hand from poking my nose!
Fwipp Deathspeeder: Mario: With this laser, I can finally rid the lawn of Luigi's botched grass experiment!

Princess Daisy: Mario has amnesia and doesn't remember about Luigi.

Kammy: Luigi: Hey! How come Mario gets all that stuff and all I have is some stupid hand next to me and ???
Kammy: above me?
Kammy: Luigi: I DESERVE TO BE WELL KNOWN!!!
Kammy: Luigi: AAAAAH!!! A mini Crazy Hand! It's chasing me!
Kammy: These are just a few badges that Mario earns, compared to a house filled with badges that's going
Kammy: to explode because there are too many badges.
Kammy: This guy is Mario, and this other guy is uh... actually, I don't know who that guy is.
Kammy: Luigi: YOU KNOW WHO I AM! DON'T YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME! **GOOD PRIZE**
Kammy: Luigi: My name is Luigi, not "???"!
Kammy: To find out who this guy with the ??? above him is, click on him.
Kammy: Luigi: Aw man. Mario has all the good badges, but at least I have a mouse clicking on me.
Kammy: Luigi: Mario, just wait into I tell Peach that you stole her badges. She'll throw you to another world!
Kammy: Luigi: I'm surprised Mario can earn medals when he's stupid.
Kammy: Luigi: I knew I should have quit my job being a construction worker earlier.
Kammy: Welcome to the main page of our Mario website.
Kammy: Mario: Badges aren't enough! I want that hand! Luigi, give me that hand, now!
Kammy: You might think that Mario is better than Luigi judging by the badges, but those are actually badges
Kammy: that prove how stupid Mario really is.
Kammy: Luigi: Mario, it's not raining badges; Parakarry just dropped them by accident.
Kammy: Mario: I never knew that there are cheeseball in my house. YIPPEE!
Kammy: You might think that those badges go to Mario, but they're actually for Mario's diet.

King Doopliss: Luigi: Since when can Mario make weird symbols come from out of nowhere?
King Doopliss: Mario: Do the Mario! Swing your arms, from side to side...
King Doopliss: Mario vs. ??? Who will win this battle of "Good vs. Chesse"? Only time will tell.
King Doopliss: Battle of the idiots.

WendyRulez: Mario: Today's the day I torment Luigi! First I'll poke him in the eye with a cursor that appeared
WendyRulez: out of nowhere, and then drop these weird bombs on him!
WendyRulez: Luigi: Hum dee dum dee- GAH! MY EYE!

Koopa Girl: Luigi: Uh... Master Hand, you are blocking the way to my house. So uh, can you please move and
Koopa Girl: I'll be on my way... We won't have a fight, I swear!
Koopa Girl: Mario: 30 coins, 30 coins going once... oh wait, 200 coins, 200 coins going once, twice... sold for
Koopa Girl: 200 coins! You get the super cool T badge! **GOOD PRIZE**
Koopa Girl: Luigi: Well, the hand here has gotten very violent! Shame on it!

Paperlemmy: Luigi: This is just for practice, right Mario? ... Mario?

mario girl fan: Mario: Floating Balls, ATTACK LUIGI!
mario girl fan: Luigi: Eh? Why's there an arrow pointing at me?

realoser: Announcer Guy: Would you like to pulverize Luigi with a hammer or make the white glove slap him?
realoser: ???: Why is there a ??? for my name? Don't people know I am Luigi?

Yoshi tamer: Luigi: Mario, did you put a Paragoomba in your glove again?

Wizardheimer: Luigi: ... A battle?! I just came back to get my socks!

Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: I'm sure that is a Tanoomba! Press the A button, you lazy gamer!

Deathyboy: This is why Mario must ALWAYS make sure he eats the RIGHT type of Mushrooms...
Deathyboy: Apparently Mario didn't know that Mario and Luigi 3: Luigi Goes Bad had been declined as a
Deathyboy: prospective game.
Deathyboy: Mario: So, when I want to fight, a poorly drawn line of actions appears above my head... Stupid
Deathyboy: Mushrooms.

GlitchGuy2: This is what happens when Nintendo mixes M&L:SS with Paper Mario 1.

Stormy/Jojora: Sock to its companion: My wife is all over that guy's foot...

Super Goomba: When Bill Gates makes a Mario game, this happens.

Dylan: In this new Mario Party minigame, you must make a list of how many sequels there are of Mario Party
Dylan: while dancing.

Sam: AAH! It's Master Hand!

P.T. Piranha: Why are they fighting? Well, I know it isn't because of Luigi's jealousy, or Luigi stealing Mario's
P.T. Piranha: cheese.

generalguy: Luigi: Why does this glove keep pointing at me?
generalguy: Mario: Hammer or special...

Mario Maestro: Luigi: Floating hand in front of me, Mario throwing strange orbs all over the place, lines all Mario Maestro: over the ground... same ol', same ol'.

Jalvo the Slime: Mario: Now what should I use to hit Luigi?!
Jalvo the Slime: Luigi: Is Mario trying to hit me? If he is... he hits like a sissy girl!

Koopaling Josh: If only Mario had this extra hat on the wire when he was in Super Mario 64!

Ham: I think the cursor wants to pick Luigi's nose.

Goomrey: ???: What are you doin'? I'm your brother, Slick, er, Mario.
Goomrey: Luigi: This giant finger keeps poking me, Mario!

Emerald Shroob: Mario's so stupid that he thinks his own brother's a Koopa.

Rescue72: Luigi: No! Don't attack, Mario, I'm-a still Luigi, I just bought a new cap! ***FIRST PRIZE***

ALLYOFTHEPIKMIN: Luigi: Mario? Are you still mad that I ate the last bit of pasta?

Master Lord Roy: Luigi: Come back, glove!
Master Lord Roy: Mario is dancing 'cause he just won something on the "Price is Right".

astromatt3: Mario: Two things: why am I fighting you? And your name is Luigi, not ???.

Zinging Zug: Luigi: I've just entered the Twilight Zone.

P.T. Piranha: Those question marks are there because nobody knows who the green guy is.

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