Master Lord Roy: Luigi: So it was Mario who stole my hammer!
Master Lord Roy: Mario: Luigi, have you gained weight?

bob's revenge: Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T GO UNDER THAT APPLE!

Rescue72: Luigi: Mario, is there a good reason why you are hitting yourself in the head with that hammer?

Koopiana Jones: Mario: Stupid hammers! They're always messing up my eyebrows.
Koopiana Jones: Luigi's in for a surprise when he learns that the forest of trees are going to fall on him.
Koopiana Jones: Did you notice that the blue hill has two red Star badges?
Koopiana Jones: Mario killed Luigi in the forest with the hammer.
Koopiana Jones: Is it just me or do the trees look like they're dancing?
Koopiana Jones: Luigi: Chocolate Pringles and hammers are falling from the sky! Let's hide in the Forest of
Koopiana Jones: Falling Safes. See, it has "safe" right in it name!

Kammy: Mario: Really. A hammer fell off a tree and hit my head.
Kammy: Luigi: Mario, how many times do I have to tell you, DON'T CARRY THAT HAMMER ANYMORE!
Kammy: Mario: I was trying to hit you- uh, I mean, that hammer came out of nowhere. (Darn, I almost whacked
Kammy: Luigi with my hammer.)
Kammy: Luigi: Hey, Mario, look. That green apple is like me, and that red apple is like you.
Kammy: Luigi: No way I hit you with that hammer! That hammer is dirty!
Kammy: Mario: I said give me the red apple, not a hammer!
Kammy: Mario: No fair! Why do I have two red stars above my head? I want three!
Kammy: Mario has taken the word "whacko" to a whole new level.
Kammy: Luigi: Mario... I'm under the green apple and you're not! Hahahahaha!
Kammy: Mario: Idiot tree. I ordered a red apple, not a hammer.
Kammy: Mario: Luigi, I know you hit me with that hammer. Don't you try being innocent.
Kammy: Mario: Get me that red apple or crush the green apple that you like with my hammer.
Kammy: Bowser (outside of caption): Haha. This would be a great photo for Mario's stupid moment.
Kammy: Producer (outside of caption): Cut. Mario, you're supposed to hit Luigi with that hammer, not
Kammy: yourself.
Kammy: This is Mario, the two red star-headed plumber who hits himself with a hammer every 0.1
Kammy: microsecond.

geno-bomb: Mario: Thanks a lot, Luigi, while you were just walking there whistling, someone hit me with your
geno-bomb: hammer!

Bowser Junior: Mario: A hammer tree? These games just get wierder and wierder.
Bowser Junior: Luigi: Mario, I'm sorry I hit you with my hammer but we should try to learn from our, BYE!

Dylan: Luigi: No, I didn't hit you on the head with the hammer. The fact that I'm whistling innocently has
Dylan: nothing to do with it.

Double D: Nintendo was planning to bring the Paper Mario "whack-the-Fuzzy-in-the-tree" minigame back for Double D: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, but the results were less than desirable. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Double D: Mario: It's called BOBBING for apples, not BOPPING for apples!!!
Double D: Luigi: It's not my fault that Double D equipped the Power Grip to you and not me...
Double D: Director: CUT!!! Replace the rubber apples with cardboard apples!
Double D: Luigi: How was I supposed to know the Hammer-Stem Apples would grow into REAL hammers?!
Double D: Chip the Wolf (behind mountain): Now's my chance to steal their delicious COOOOOKIE CRISP
Double D: (part of this complete breakfast)!!!
Double D: Mario: Everybody, stop staring at me!

Krystal's Moon: Mario: I swear, don't hit me with the hammer EVER AGAIN.

Mario: Good thing I had cheese under my hat to protect me. Gasp! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME SO Mario: SOON, CHEESE!!!

GigaBowser: Mario grabs the hammer and smashes Luigi into bloody pulp.

P.T. Piranha: Luigi: Mario, I found that word on the ground, again!

supercomputer276: Amazing Flying Hammer Bro: 2 points! **GOOD PRIZE**

Emerald Shroob: This is why Luigi told Mario not to ride on Yoshi anymore.

blue_angel: Apparently, Atticus couldn't afford a tombstone...

Paraboo: Luigi: What? Why are you staring at me?
Paraboo: Luigi: First time with the hammer?
Paraboo: Mario: Watch out! You're about to step on Atticus!

Koopa Girl: Mario: All right, Luigi. WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FIGHT HAMMER BROS. AGAIN! EVER!!!
Koopa Girl: Luigi: Mario, instead of using a hammar to get an apple, use me.

10101: Hammer Brother (offscreen): I did it! Now if I could just get that green dude...

Koopus: A couple seconds late, Mario was proved wrong, in a very painful way, that hammers do, in fact,
Koopus: grow on trees.
Koopus: Luigi: Mario, I TOLD you not to get the red stars!
Koopus: Mario: There IS a head under this hat, SEE!!! **GOOD PRIZE**
Koopus: Mario: Aw man, I hate these invisible walls that only minor characters can walk through...
Koopus: Luigi: What is THAT supposed to mean?!
Koopus: Luigi: That's what you get for having opposite shading from the rest of us.

Trollish Beastfighter: Mario: You expect your hair to be the same color after running from ten angry Hammer
Trollish Beastfighter: Bros?! It is a mystery the ghosts didn't do the same to you!

Jorge Mario Castillo: Luigi: What did I tell you about hitting a ? Block with your head?

Super koopatrol: Luigi: What's wrong?! You want lemonade? Your student loans have been repaid? Then
Super koopatrol: how 'bout lending me a few bucks, Mr. Millionaire!

Goomrey: Mario: And that's why we can't spin-jump under low branches!

twyne: Mario: Luigi, watch out! You're going to step on that word!

Peachy Girl: Mario: *Gasp* THE SKY'S FALLING!

aflay: Mario: I forget who hit me with a hammer, but I remember that Atticus logo.
aflay: Mario: Those apples look like tomatoes for some reason...
aflay: Little did Luigi know, Mario tried to hit an invisible fly with a hammer and now thinks those apples hit
aflay: him.
aflay: And that is why Mario likes cheese.

krazy koopa: Luigi: Don't hit yourself with a hammer next time.

Ludwig 3000: Luigi: I told you that Hammer Bro was following us.

Yoshi tamer: Mario: Luigi, hammers don't grow on trees.

BEEZER: Luigi: Oh... Um, that hammer must have uh... fallen out of the sky um... yeah.

King Doopliss: Mario: Hey! Luigi, stop throwing hammers backwards!

astromatt3: Mario: Luigi, why'd you hit me?! What, was I supposed to shrink?!

Mr.?: Mario: Ow!

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