YoshiForever: Koopa Troopa: What kind of man are you selling MK:DD sprites?
YoshiForever: Um-a, Mr. Troopa? You do-a realize-a you're a-kinda in your underwear-a?
YoshiForever: Even though the signage says "Shop", it's really a Shell Cleaners.
YoshiForever: Green Koopa Troopa: Wow, what a ride! What is that thing called, an
YoshiForever: esca-lisko-laka-skalo-later?
YoshiForever: Para-Spiny Shell: How much longer do I have to hold this retarded pose?
YoshiForever: Beach Koopa: LOOK AT THE AWESOME FLOOR!!!
YoshiForever: Koopa Troopa: Nobody looking? Ok, I take off my shell next.
YoshiForever: Beach Koopa: Lemmy, put my shell back on THIS INSTANT!
YoshiForever: Here we see Mario putting a Bob-omb in the Beach Koopa's shell- oh boy.
YoshiForever: Para-Spiny (inside shell): What- oh man, look at that shell! What a beauty! It's way better than
YoshiForever: this really awesome flying spiked shell that was known for killing many people!
YoshiForever: Metal Luigi: You know, just because I have 20/1,000,000 vision doesn't mean I have to wear
YoshiForever: these funny glasses!
YoshiForever: Koopa Troopa: Hang on... I think I left my wallet down there.
YoshiForever: Mario: No, please-a! Take-a the shell! I need to make-a 400 coins-a by next week, or-a Roy
YoshiForever: will-a give me the Bully Koopa Treatment-a!
YoshiForever: Koopa Troopa: Did I see right? Is that a Kooper in his Joe Boxers?
YoshiForever: Koopa Troopa: Dang! I'm in the wrong place! I'm looking for a shell shop, but this is a nerd
YoshiForever: hangout!
YoshiForever: Mario: AAAAHHHH! A YOSHI'S ISLAND SPRITE!
YoshiForever: Red Koopa Shell: How long do I have to sit here? The Eagles game is at five and I don't want
YoshiForever: to miss it!
YoshiForever: Koopa Troopa: Okayyyy, that's the LAST TIME I play around in Pipe Land!
YoshiForever: Beach Koopa: Crud, I'm broke! Um, charge it please! And GIVE ME MY @%$#&*^ SHELL
YoshiForever: BACK OR SO HELP ME I'LL RIP YOUR UGLY MUSTACHE OFF!
YoshiForever: Mario: Going-a once... HELLO? Going-a twice... CAN-A YOU HEAR ME IN THE BACK-A? Okey YoshiForever: dokey! SOLD-A!
YoshiForever: Beach Koopa: A shell? I wanted a watch!
YoshiForever: The Koopa Troopa then realized he had to wait in line behind his fussy high school
YoshiForever: companion.

Super Goomba: Mario finally does something smart, too bad it's illegally selling Koopa shells to Troopas
Super Goomba: whose shells he's already taken.

Paraboo: Koopa: Hey! You stole my shell!

Koopa Girl: Viewer Discretion Advised. The following program features a Koopa Troopa in his underwear in
Koopa Girl: public getting a shell from an idiot. Thank you.

King Doopliss: Koopa without shell: So this shell is 50 coins... WAIT, THAT'S THE SHELL THAT WAS
King Doopliss: STOLEN FROM ME 20 MINUTES AGO!!!

Kid Yoshi: Koopa: Maybe I'll buy the Spiny Shell so I could crush the first place racer anytime I want...
Kid Yoshi: Luigi: Check out my shades!
Kid Yoshi: Roy: (appearing out of nowhere) Nice, now you could join the Koopa side!

Static-Z: Luigi: My eyes!!! I saw a half-naked Koopa Troopa... I'm in black and white... The nightmare I had last Static-Z: night is coming true!!!
Static-Z: Mario: *long inhale* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *wheeze*
Static-Z: Koopa: YOU GOT SERVED!

Yoshi tamer: Mario: Listen, for the ten millionth time, I'm not Wario, I just look a little fat!
Yoshi tamer: Mario: You calling me fat? Well look at you, fatty. You're so fat, Fatty McFat Fat.

Lil' Blue: Mario: Sorry, no shoes, no shirt, no service!

Dark Koopa: Mario knew that the only way he was ever going to sell a book in the Mushroom Kingdom would
Dark Koopa: be to give away a free weapon of mass destruction, or as they call it there, a shell, with every
Dark Koopa: purchase.

sara hearts: Mario: Hey! That blue shell wasen't here before...

Rhinox: That's the new way Mario found to defeat the Koopas and get money, selling explosive shells.
Rhinox: Mario: Sorry, but we don't accept shells as payment.
Rhinox: Koopa: Gosh, I left my wallet at home!
Rhinox: Mario: Mister, if you want to rob this place, you will need to fill these 152 forms.
Rhinox: Luigi: HEY, you are not allowed to walk without clothes in this shop! **GOOD PRIZE**
Rhinox: Shelless Koopa: This is the last time I play poker with Mario.
Rhinox: Shelless Koopa: You're saying this shell is two times more powerful but six times more expensive.
Rhinox: Sounds like a fair price to me.

Bowser Junior: Mario: Listen Koopa, just because the store is named Koopa Shells R' Us that doesn't mean
Bowser Junior: we sell Koopa shells, duh.

StarFoxWarrior: Koopa: My great grandfather lost his tail on that darn escalator...

Jorge Mario Castillo: Mario: Welcome, welcome, to Mario's Koopa Clothing Shop, where Koopas come and
Jorge Mario Castillo: buy clothes (Koopa shells)!

Shelless Koopa: Look out! That escalator will suck you right out of your shell.
Shelless Koopa: Mario: Shells for sale.
Shelless Koopa: Luigi: Oh, this is going to be good.

Waluigi's Twin: Today was the first day that Mario's Shells 'R Us shop opened, as well as its last after the
Waluigi's Twin: actual owner of the shells came by.

Flappy: Koopa Troopa: I'd better scram before the shell that I gave Mario explodes.

Virus Z: Mario: Whoever thought this would be my retirement home?

Kammy: Mario: This is for Koopas only. So get out, someone who looks like my brother.
Kammy: Mario: Just because I said that this shop is for Koopas who need to buy shells to wear doesn't mean
Kammy: they can just come in here naked. Now get some towel or else I'll kick out of my shop.
Kammy: Mario: Hey, you look like that Koopa on the poster outside who is wanted because that Koopa runs
Kammy: around the Mushroom Kingdom wearing only underwear.
Kammy: The Koopa in the green shell should go to the escalator going up instead of walking against the
Kammy: escalator going down next time he goes to the shell shop.
Kammy: Koopa without shell: What do you mean you sell shells only for cheese?!

Axis: Koopa: If I am as slow as I think I am, than I shouldn't have made it up these stairs!

BEEZER: Mario: I'm sorry, sir, but we have a strict no shirt, no pants, no shell, no service policy.
BEEZER: Green Koopa: Oops! It looks like I accidentally went UP the DOWN escalator. How could I not
BEEZER: notice that until now?
BEEZER: Luigi: MY EYEEEES! THEY TOOK MY EYES OUT!!!
BEEZER: Koopa Troopa: I'M NAKEED!!!

Spikey Snifit: Mario's new store sells not only random packeges but also cheap cardboard cutouts.
Spikey Snifit: Koopa Troopa: Wait a minute, I just went up the down escalators.
Spikey Snifit: Unfortunately, because of Mario's strict "no shoes, no service" rule he doesn't get very much
Spikey Snifit: business.
Spikey Snifit: Red Koopa: Hey! That's my shell I lost last week!

anoy-umus: Mario: I knew stealing shells from Koopas and selling them was gonna be a great job.

Sergeant Dark Bones: Shelless Koopa: Uhh... yeah, I'd like my shell back.

Courtney: Green-shelled Koopa: Must... push... other Koopa... down stairs!!!

Nario: Luigi: Mario, have you been entering other gaming universes again?

dork04u: Mario's Koopa Shell Shop- whatever you do, don't ask how he got them!

Liz: Mario: Sorry, sir. No shell, no shoes, no service.

MaskedSheik: Mario: If you don't like this one, you can try the Spiny one over on that shelf... It's extra
MaskedSheik: durable and highly powerful, but you lose your warranty if you oppose the Mushroom
MaskedSheik: Kingdom.

Paraboo: Koopa: Wow! A sale on shaving cream!

Double D: Mario: I recommend this shell; its soft interior prevents you from feeling pain when I kick you into
Double D: a wall. **GOOD PRIZE**
Double D: Mario: Welcome to the shop where you can buy back the shells I've taken from you!
Double D: Luigi has worn glasses ever since Mario mistook him for a Koopa and shoved him into a shell.
Double D: Mario: Our spiked blue shells offer the best protection, but this cheap shell I glued together is the
Double D: most affordable.
Double D: Koopa near steps: (to himself) I thought Wario had me for a second there, but going up the
Double D: "down" escalator really did him in.
Double D: Mario: Sorry; No shoes, no shirt, no service.
Double D: Koopa near counter: Hey, I think I can see my car keys in there!
Double D: Mario: For the last time, Luigi, this is the KOOPA disguise hut!

Dark Luigi: Guy with gray clothes: Hey! These really work! It's like I'm in a store, and there are Koopa shells,
Dark Luigi: Koopas, and Mario!
Dark Luigi: Koopa without a shell on: Yay! I'm naked! I'll never put on my shell! FREEDOM!!!
Dark Luigi: Koopa with shell: Hey look, stairs!
Dark Luigi: Mario: Thanks for selling your shell, Mister, but I'm afraid you still don't have enough money to
Dark Luigi: buy the free pack of KTCG cards. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Nario: Beach Koopa: for the last time, Mario, I DON'T WANT TO SELL MY SHELL!

Angelette: Koopa with no shell: Hey you, gimme my shell back, you shell stealer, or I'll call the police!

Fried Rooster: Troopa: What are YOU looking at?
Fried Rooster: Mario: I'll give you 100 coins if you streak.
Fried Rooster: Mario and Koopa Troopa are playing strip poker.
Fried Rooster: Mario Clone: Hey! This isn't a virtual reality helmet!

Lord Lemmy: Mario: No shell, no service!

Static-Z: Koopa in underwear: Congratulations, Mario! You spelled the word "SHOP" correctly!

Kirby K. Koopa: Green Koopa: Man I must look dumb, I just came up the escalator that goes down.
Kirby K. Koopa: Mario: Sorry sir, no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Freezy Toad: Koopa Troopa wonders why everyone is staring at him when he went up the stairs going down.
Freezy Toad: Mario: Hey! You have to wear clothes if you wanna come into my shop!
Freezy Toad: Shelless Koopa: Give me my shell back, Mario! It has my money in it! Oops.

spinyshell: Luigi: I'm wearing these for my own protection. I've never seen a Koopa in boxers before!!!

TheRocket99: Koopa Troopa: Didn't I just come in that way?
TheRocket99: Luigi: I don't-a like this-a mask!
TheRocket99: Just another one of Mario's days off.
TheRocket99: Shelless Koopa: Now I know I left my cape here somewhere...

lord lemmy: Koopa: But I ordered a green shell!

ServantOfNobility: Shelless Koopa Troopa: Do you have anything in the "Kill Mario Bros. On Sight" ServantOfNobility: category?

Jorge Mario Castillo: Koopa in Underwear: AAAAAHHHHHHH! I forgot to put my shell on... This is
Jorge Mario Castillo: embarrassing!

Tiff: Koopa by escalator: What the...? Shells...? I ALWAYS KNEW MARIO MADE SHELLS... THAT WERE MADE Tiff: OF PLASTIC!

KirbyStar: Mario: This-a shell i stole... I mean-a got from you... I mean-a the storage will cost-a you
KirbyStar: 5,000,000,000 coins-a, plus tax, which is-a 5,000 times that-a price!

Lemmy Koopa: Shelless Koopa: Do you have a Triple K discount?
Lemmy Koopa: Koopa Troopa: I thought you had to work to get those higher shells!
Lemmy Koopa: Luigi: LuigiNumberOne to JumpmanMX, the merchandise is on the move, over.
Lemmy Koopa: Mario: No shoes, no shell, no service! Get a shell and then we'll talk.
Lemmy Koopa: Mario's business, in an alley, would have clearly been illegal; but as a storefront, no one
Lemmy Koopa: suspected a thing! (Well, almost.)

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