Paperlemmy: The new "Mario is Missing", with a Luigi's Mansion twist!

Hyper Mario: Luigi: Who needs those stupid safety hazards such as keep inside the gates at all
Hyper Mario: times?
Hyper Mario: Luigi: How deep is the Mushroom Kingdom's piping system? I need to set some
Hyper Mario: boundaries for my plumbing services!
Hyper Mario: Mario: I'm tired of him yelling "Mario... Mario..." ... Luigi... Luigi...
Hyper Mario: Mario: Marco...
Hyper Mario: Luigi: My Boo senses are tingling!!!
Hyper Mario: Luigi: I've found 47 Boos in the mansion, only three more to go and I get my golden
Hyper Mario: diamond! Where could those last three Boos BE?
Hyper Mario: Luigi: Keep it together, man, I'm starting to hear Mario's voice.
Hyper Mario: Mario: I dropped my cheese wheel.... *sniff... snif!!!*

Boolia: Elevator music is playing.
Boolia: Mario: I spy a nickel!
Boolia: Luigi: This dosen't look like Chuck-E Cheeses!
Boolia: Boo sticking out tongue: So long, suckers!
Boolia: Big Boo: Boys, welcome to Prison Camp, where you're going to spend your summer
Boolia: vacation!
Boolia: Other Boo: This is better than summer school! *snicker*

Todd: Mario: Hey Luigi, the elevator repairman said you're using it wrong!

YoshiForever: Luigi: Well, if this thing falls, we'll probably all-a face certain death, but what could
YoshiForever: be-a worse than these-a Boos?
YoshiForever: Big Boo: Hey guys! They're not lookin'! Time to scare!
YoshiForever: Mario: Luigi! Look! It's "Atticus!"
YoshiForever: Luigi: Mario, I know we're saving a damsel in distress from the Boos, but I have to go bad, so
YoshiForever: can we pause for a second?
YoshiForever: Big Boo: Guys, the Lemmy's Captions people are here, so do something funny!
YoshiForever: Yoshi: Luigi, now's not the time to be afraid! I'm stuck in a Boo's body, and you've got to help!
YoshiForever: Mario: We have to get to the top of this-a shaft to beat-a Bowser and rescue Peach and
YoshiForever: LOOK! IT'SA THE ICE CREAM-A MAN!

Lego Lemmy: Luigi: Do we HAVE to go to the middle of Plit just so you can have your pasta?
Lego Lemmy: Mario: Luigi! I found the cookie!
Lego Lemmy: Soon enough, Mario will fall off the elevator since he's too distacted by the "Atticus".
Lego Lemmy: The new game for Nintendo DS- Super Idiot Bros: Elevator Saga.
Lego Lemmy: Big Boo: Must eat leftover pasta inside Mario.
Lego Lemmy: The lower left Boo smirks because he figured that Mario and Luigi are cardboard
Lego Lemmy: cut-outs.

Kid Yoshi: Mario: Ooh, pretty shiny coin down there! Must get coin! Even though the coin is all the
Kid Yoshi: way down there... past the last boss in the game! No problemo!

supercomputer276: Mario: Hey Luigi! We just proved this bottomless pit really is bottomless!**GOOD supercomputer276: PRIZE**

Rhinox: Mario: Mmm... That Atticus looks very tasty.
Rhinox: Luigi: Hmm... Mario, are you sure this is the right way to China?
Rhinox: Mario: I see the light at the end of the tunnel... no, it's only Luigi's flashlight.
Rhinox: Luigi: I hate this job.
Rhinox: Big Boo: Now to the next lesson of haunting two morons: make scary noises until one of
Rhinox: them becomes frightened and wets his pants.
Rhinox: Mario: Keep going down, Luigi, we must find that cent.
Rhinox: Someone offscreen: TURN OFF THIS LIGHT, YOU IDIOT, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE.
Rhinox: Mario: I think the writer of the word "Atticus" is at the end of this tunnel Luigi!!
Rhinox: Luigi's worst fear, he's in an old lift 800 feet above the ground with some Boos and his
Rhinox: stupid brother.
Rhinox: Luigi: Aww man... and we have to do this more 12 times today.***FIRST PRIZE***
Rhinox: Big Boo: Ok... The red one thinks he has spider powers, now let's get the green guy.
Rhinox: Mario: Uhh... Mario want to eat shiny thing.
Rhinox: Mario: This is the last time I trust Luigi to keep the keys of our house.
Rhinox: Luigi is afraid of the Boos, but he is more afraid of the thought of Mario's weight snapping the rope Rhinox: of the lift and killing them both.
Rhinox: Big Boo: Hey, that's the green guy who captured us in the mansion, let's go kill him.
Rhinox: Mario: From here, all I can see is a treasure chest, a magic lamp, and a precious diamond, but I can't
Rhinox: see that coin.

Enzö65: Mario: Oh no! I dropped the only pizza again!
Enzö65: Luigi: Mario, silly! I didn't say to drop Ludwig into the endless pit!
Enzö65: Boo: HAHAHAHAHA! Mario and Luigi will never know we're up here pulling the elevator up!
Enzö65: Ludwig: HELP ME! GET DOWN HERE NOW, BOO... NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PRINCESS!

luigimarion5: Boos: What are those idiots doing now?! Finding their lost potato chip!

lord lemmy: Mario: I'm up here with evil Boos, not down in the pile of cheese!
lord lemmy: Boo: When are you going to get this annoying cheese-idiot away from us?

chet: Mario: Can you see any ghosts, Luigi?

MaskedSheik: Luigi: I'll have to stop helping you on these missions if all you want to do is make shadow
MaskedSheik: puppets with my flashlight. **GOOD PRIZE**
MaskedSheik: Mario: ... Look, a coin!
MaskedSheik: Mario confronts his fear of ghosts and heights simultaneously; Luigi is not so sure of himself.
MaskedSheik: Apparently, Mario does not know which way is up.

Flappy: Boo: Time to scare Luigi to death.

nobodyhome: It seems as though Mario has just dropped something and while he's not looking, Boos sneak
nobodyhome: up on Mario and Luigi.

KOopa kid: King Boo: I lost my crown to Mario so we're betting it in a game of hide and seek. Mario thinks he
KOopa kid: is on some silly ride. And Luigi is looking for his cap when it's on his head.

Marioman989: Mario and Luigi didn't know it was a one-person elevator so they had to improvise.
Marioman989: Mario: HEY LUIGI! Do you have a dollar? These Boos say they'll cut the rope if they don't get
Marioman989: one... Oh, and I found some gum up here.

Luigi'sfan4ever2048: Luigi: Mario, the rope next to me is snapping.

Darian: Boos: Bleah heh!

Tiff: Mario: Oh, no, Luigi! It's the evil that will make one of Tiff's captions get first prize! We have to stop
Tiff: them!
Tiff: Big Boo: Aaaah, the Mario Brothers... Just what Bowser sent us here for. (yelling) Hey, do you, by
Tiff: chance, have any Gray Poupon?
Tiff: Mario: Gasp! Luigi, I see what's stalling the elevator! It's the word "Atticus"!
Tiff: Mario: Luigi, look! It's the word "Atticus", and it's going to make this caption win at least a good prize!
Tiff: Since this caption is by Tiff, we have to defeat it!

Tanooki Koopa: Boo: We are fearsome! We are terrifying! Too bad you can't even see us, you losers! Tanooki Koopa: **GOOD PRIZE**

anoy-umus: Mario: Luigi, your mansion stinks!

Sergeant Dark Bones: Luigi: Sorry Mario, I can't find "Atticus" anywhere.

bowserbrother: Mario: Uhh... Luigi? There's-a Big Boo down there with its mouth wide open...

Jess Koopa: Small Boo: It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is... Hey wait a minute... THAT'S NOT RAIN!
Jess Koopa: Mario: (to his eyebrow) Don't be afraid, just jump!

Jorge Mario Castillo: Mario: AAAAHHHH! It says Atticus down there!

Kammy: Mario: There's no way I can be friends with three Boos! Two, I can.
Kammy: Luigi: That's right, Mario. Being with Boos in a mine is your punishment for humiliating me in front of
Kammy: Daisy the other day.

ALLOFTHEPIKMIN: Luigi: Wait a minute… Why am I OUTSIDE the elevator?

Spikey Snifit: Mario: Hurry up Luigi, I want to get to the pond of giant leeches that will slowly kill us before
Spikey Snifit: these Boos do!

Crazy Koopa: Moral of this Picture: If you bring Luigi down a very scary mine, get an extra pair of pants.

Dark Metal(lic) Koopa: The Legend of Atticus: Hide And Seek Edition

astromatt3: Luigi: I STILL can't get this to work!
astromatt3: Mario: Look! It's the legendary Atticus!!!

sara hearts: Mario: Oh my gosh!!! I just realized something!!! This elevator never ends!!!

Paraboo: Mario: Woah! Look Luigi, an Atticus!
Paraboo: Luigi: Holy crud! The secret elephant breeding grounds!

torpedo TECH: Mario: How are we supposed to find Atticus's signature if you're pointing the flashlight the
torpedo TECH: wrong way?
torpedo TECH: Mario: Really, Luigi, you got to get over your fear of ghosts. I repeat, there is no such thing!!!

The Millennium Star: Mario: LUIGI,THERE'S THE LETTERS A-T-T-I-C-U-S FLOATING IN MIDAIR!!!

Fried Rooster: Mario did not realize he was eating his own arm.
Fried Rooster: Luigi: Sorry, I can't find my own reflection.

Kkadwell: Mario: Don't worry, Luigi! I can see the bad joke!

crash17: Mario: I don't see any ghosts, let's go.

Ravyn78: Mario: Uh, Luigi, you know there are Boos making faces behind you, right?

Yellow_Snifit: Mario: Being dangerously close to falling several hundred feet to my death should get this
Yellow_Snifit: elevator to work.

Garaa: Luigi: Mario, we watch too much Star Wars.

Cheatsy Koopa: Apparently, Mario thinks that it is safe to ride on top of an elevator that is moving up.

Koopa Girl: Rightmost Boo: Okay, hand me the knife. Let's cut this rope.
Koopa Girl: Mario: Luigi! You have to be in the grate, not outside! What if you fall?!

Silver Yoshi: This is why you should take the stairs more.
Silver Yoshi: Mario: Luigi! I'm seeing that word again!

WendyRulez: Luigi: I smell serious deja vu...
WendyRulez: Mario: We're almost there, Luigi, just a few stories until we get my lucky co- OH MOTHER
WendyRulez: MEBA!
WendyRulez: Mario: Oops, I slipped! AAH... (Too Bad!)

Doopliss Jr: Boo: Mario, your days as a hero are over.

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