KirbyStar: Luigi: I told-a you that giving a Chain Chomp the role of a Yoshi was a bad idea, Mario!

YoshiForever: Yoshi: Wow! A ? mark!
YoshiForever: Yoshi: MMMMMMMMMMMPH! (Get this blasted brick out of my mouth!)
YoshiForever: Lemmy: At last! I've found the most powerful conch shell in the world! And I get the Toad
YoshiForever: Warriors action figure inside!!! Go me!
YoshiForever: Radio inside Yoshi's mouth: (She give me money) I ain't saying she's a gold digger (when I'm
YoshiForever: in need) but she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke!
YoshiForever: Chain Chomp: MY BAD!!!
YoshiForever: Toad: LET GO, YOU BAD CHAIN CHOMP! THE ANGRY SUN OWES ME MONEY!
YoshiForever: When Roy challenged Yoshi to a game of DDR, Yoshi thought "DDR" stood for "devour dumb
YoshiForever: Roy" and- well, that's the last anyone ever saw of Roy.
YoshiForever: It looks like everyone's going to miss Toad...
YoshiForever: YoshiForever: Yoshi: Why is everybody crying?

koopakid: Mario: NOO! That Toad had 50 bucks in his pocket!

Super Goomba: Mario, Luigi, the Angry Sun, and Bowser: NOOOO! Lemmy stole our paper and Yoshi, our Super Goomba: watermelon!!!

WendyRulez: Bowser ran out of wooden blocks to attach Chain Chomps to one day and started using Toads
WendyRulez: instead. ***FIRST PRIZE***
WendyRulez: Toad: Um, guys, I'm not dead here.
WendyRulez: Bowser: Poor Toad... I was going to eat him for lunch!
WendyRulez: An alternate way the Survivor contestants left.
WendyRulez: Yoshi: What's going on? All I see is a Toad and a Chain Chomp.
WendyRulez: Toad's "funeral".

Rhinox: Toad: NOOOOOO... I don't want to go to the polite school again.
Rhinox: Toad: This is the last time I do those dogsitting services.
Rhinox: Mario: What's the problem with Toad? I just asked him to cook a mushroom pizza for me.
Rhinox: Mario: Don't worry, Luigi, nobody noticed your new and ridiculous hairstyle. **GOOD PRIZE**
Rhinox: Mario: Heheheh... I finally get my revenge on Toad for that humiliating April Fools incident.
Rhinox: Lemmy: Toad, since you refuse to pay your bills, you need to be punished.
Rhinox: Toad: That's one of the reasons I hate Blue Boo captions.
Rhinox: Chain Chomp: Hah, beating those morons in KTCG was too easy, now I'm going to eat a nice
Rhinox: mushroom soup.
Rhinox: Luigi: Oh great... A swarm of angry bees is trying to kill me, and the day is only starting.
Rhinox: Toad: NOOOO... I'm too young to die, and I need to arrive in the castle in five minutes or the
Rhinox: princess will cut my salary.
Rhinox: Toad: I will get Ludwig and his stupid fusion machine for this.
Rhinox: Toad: Mario, stop this now, April Fools was three weeks ago!!!
Rhinox: Toad: Someone help me, this Chomp smells very bad!
Rhinox: Mario is trying to bash the blocks to feel pain and prove to all he has a brain in his head, but
Rhinox: he's been trying this since last year.
Rhinox: Mario: Why is everyone crying and running? I just wanted to show them my lucky cheese,
Rhinox: which I've had since 1985.
Rhinox: Mario: GOD, if I not do have a brain, I want Luigi to be attacked by angry bees.
Rhinox: Toad: That's the last time I invite Bowser to my birthday party.
Rhinox: Bowser: I give my most evil Chomp to Toad, I hope he enjoys it.
Rhinox: Mario: Come back here, Toad, you forgot to say, "Thank you, Mario Brothers! But our
Rhinox: princess is in another castle."

Spikey Snifit: Yoshi: Lemmy rips a piece of paper and everyone starts crying.

Darian: Toad: Help me!

King Doopliss: Lemmy: Bye bye, Toad. We will not miss your swearing.

Paperlemmy: Lemmy: *sniff* Yoshi ate my ball!

Jorge Mario Castillo: Toad: All I wanted was to go out for a walk with my Chain Chomp!!!

Cheatsy Koopa: Isn't this this the saddest day of our lives?

Sbemaillover: Lemmy: Give me Mama Peach back!
Sbemaillover: Mario, Luigi, Bowser, and Lemmy: We'll miss you, Chompy!
Sbemaillover: Chain Chomp: Mmm... Baconbaconbacon!
Sbemaillover: And of course, Henry the Yoshi spits up on Lemmy!

Davtwan: Mario: Toad! Toad! Come back, Toad!
Davtwan: Mario: There goes one brave soldier... I salute for him!
Davtwan: Toad: Hi ho Chompy, awa... WOAH!
Davtwan: Mario: He was so young, but now he's old enough to ride his own Chain Chomp... *sob*
Davtwan: Everyone who's crying isn't actually sad, nevertheless they're crying in tears of laugher.
Davtwan: Mario: Hahahahaha! That is SO going on America's Funniest Home Videos! **GOOD
Davtwan: PRIZE**

Angelette: Toad: Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! For the love of DAD, someone save me from this Chain Chomp!!!

Waluigi's Twin: As you can see, "Super Mario: The Return of the Uber Mega X-tra Lost Levels Deluxe (Part
Waluigi's Twin: XIII)" was too difficult and pointless to be sold in any stores in your area.

Dark Koopa: Luigi: Aww, come on! I don't smell that bad!

Hunter: All (except Toad): OH NO!!! THAT CHAIN CHOMP ATE A DRY MUSHROOM AND NOW HAS BAD
Hunter: BREATH!!!
Hunter: Toad: Weeeeeeeee!!!

Doopliss Jr: Mario: It's a melee!
Doopliss Jr: Luigi: Bowser, don't kill me.
Doopliss Jr: Bowser: Lemmy, get back down here!
Doopliss Jr: Lemmy: This is my Land so I can do what I want.
Doopliss Jr: Toad: Where are you taking me to?
Doopliss Jr: Yoshi: BURP!

Lego Lemmy: Lemmy: Goodbye, my paper sword.
Lego Lemmy: Toad: HEEL!
Lego Lemmy: A Toad and his Chomp...
Lego Lemmy: Bowser: Why can't I have a Kleenex?
Lego Lemmy: Mario: So long-a, cloud.
Lego Lemmy: This is what happened when SEGA became more popular than Nintendo.

Danny: Yoshi: I wonder what I'm eating...
Danny: Toad: Bowser! Why did you strap me to the Chain Chomp?
Danny: Bowser: I'm so sad that I made Toad die by making the Chain Chomp that he was on drown in the
Danny: ocean!
Danny: Mario: Boomchaklaka! Boomchakalaka!
Danny: Lemmy: I don't even know what I'm holding!

Ridley Koopa: Ah... There goes Yoshi's lunch.

Yoshi tamer: Lemmy: I got a D- in math?! Sweet.
Yoshi tamer: Toad: Man, why does this only happens to me?

Dasina-chan: This sorta reminds me of me and Haraku's Interview; Toad is cursing that Chain Chomp out so
Dasina-chan: much even Bowser is crying!

BlackBones: Toad: OW! OOH! OUCH! OH LORD HELP MEEEE!!!

astromatt3: Mario: The great funeral for dead Toad! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
astromatt3: Luigi: Stupid flies are gonna kill me!!!
astromatt3: Yoshi: Why can't I eat Lemmy?
astromatt3: Sun: Why's everyone crying?
astromatt3: Lemmy: Fear me or I'll... or I'll... or I'll touch you!!!

yoob: Mario: They grow up so fast!

Enzo64: Apparently, everyone is crying (except Yoshi, who dosen't know what's going on, and Lemmy, who
Enzo64: lost his wand) because Toad died, but everyone knows video game characters can't die!
Enzo64: Angry Sun: (sobbing) Why am I crying? I'm supposed to be the ANGRY Sun, not the
Enzo64: Sit-Down-and-Cry Sun!

Explosion: It is a sad day in the Mushroom Kingdom: everyone went crazy.

Lil' Blue: Chain Chomps are dumb; to prove it, it looks like this dumb Chain Chomp got mixed up with
Lil' Blue: stealing Peach, and stealing Toad.

Kammy: Everyone is crying because the evil Chain Chomp killed the poor Toad.
Kammy: Lemmy: *sob* I told you to not bring onions!

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Lemmy, stop reading Shakespeare! You know I can't stand Shakespeare!
Petey Piranha Fan: Yoshi: Oops, Yoshi think Yoshi ate Toad's go-kart... Oh well.
Petey Piranha Fan: Toad: Wait! Wait! I didn't tell Wendy's about the burger recipe, I swear!

Matthew: Yoshi: STUPID HOT SAUCE!
Matthew: Lemmy: This is like the circus!
Matthew: Toad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Matthew: Chain Chomp: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matthew: Mario: Toad! *sniff*
Matthew: Bowser: NOBODY LOVES ME!

P.T. Piranha: The day Toad died was very sad, or maybe there were allergies, or maybe it's everyone's
P.T. Piranha: allergies to Chomps. Hard to tell.

Luigi's High Jumpin' Second in Command: All but Toad: Goodbye Toad! We wish you a happy trip after
Luigi's High Jumpin' Second in Command: plunging off the cliff!

Lenny Koopa: Yoshi: Did Yoshi eat everyone's happiness?

Koopa Girl: One of Lemmy's Land's tourists leaves the site.

Ravyn78: Yoshi: Why did I ever put this big watermelon in my mouth? It give Yoshi tummyache.

coltranepep: Lemmy reads a poem that makes everyone, except Toad and Yoshi, cry.

Fried Rooster: Bowser and the Angry Sun are spiritually connected.
Fried Rooster: Yoshi: Iggy don't taste good. Better taste Lemmy.
Fried Rooster: Luigi: I'm bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!
Fried Rooster: Luigi: I told you I'd look ridiculous in this outfit!
Fried Rooster: Ice Land suffered through a massive heatwave.
Fried Rooster: The Angry Sun is sad because Lemmy beat him at Rochambeau.
Fried Rooster: Lemmy: No! Even my arm is melting!
Fried Rooster: Toad originally wanted a Skip-it, but it turned out to be a Chain Chomp.

Prince Doopliss: Bowser: Why Toad? Why couldn’t it have been Mario?
Prince Doopliss: Luigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Prince Doopliss: Mario sniffs in a sad way!
Prince Doopliss: Toad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MAMAMIA!!!
Prince Doopliss: Chain Chomp: Arf!
Prince Doopliss: Lemmy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY CHAIN CHOMP IS GETTING AWAY WITH
Prince Doopliss: TOAD AND NOT MARIO!!!
Prince Doopliss: Angry Sun: Why Toad?
Prince Doopliss: Yoshi: Huh?

Aldrich: Toad: HELP ME!
Aldrich: Luigi: *sob* TOAD! *sob*
Aldrich: Lemmy: Take this- uh... white piece of cardboard. Oh boy.

Dark Boo: Toad: Help, it's got me!
Dark Boo: Lemmy: Why do the cute Chomps always have to run away?
Dark Boo: Yoshi: What about Toad?
Dark Boo: Raccoon: Who's Toad?

Shadow Boo: Toad: Someone stop this crazy thing!
Shadow Boo: Lemmy: When is it my turn?
Shadow Boo: Mario: Toad, don't leave us!
Shadow Boo: Bowser: Why do my Chomps always run away?
Shadow Boo: Yoshi: WHY DOES THE SUN HAVE A FACE?!

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