Kree von Koopa: Yoshi: After more then 20 years of "It's-a me", Nintendo finally snapped.

Aldrich: Toad's secret revealed.
Aldrich: All Marios: Are we at the doctor?
Aldrich: Toad: AHH! Too many Marios to serve!

MJ: Yoshi: Sprite bittage mixing.... It hurts the eyes so much...
MJ: Toad: Do you exactly remember which one of these guys framed Popple? ... LISTEN YOSHI, YOU'RE
MJ: UNDER OATH, SO I SUGGEST YOU TELL ME NOW!

Darian: Yoshi: I think all the Marios are fat.

Cheatsy Koopa: As you can see, Yoshi can't seem to tell which out of the five Mario clones is the real one.

Flappy: Yoshi: Toad, why did you clone Mario and now try to put the real Mario in jail?

YoshiForever: Yoshi: So, it's a tie between ML:SS Mario and SMB2 Mario... Four feet? That's pathetic! I'm at YoshiForever: least five!
YoshiForever: Popple: Sorry, Toad, they're uneven! They were this close to making the basketball team!
YoshiForever: Mario 3 Mario: Oh come on! Just because I'm the shortest of these five, doesn't mean I'm the
YoshiForever: shortest person alive!
YoshiForever: Yoshi: Wait! Double D! Isn't the Mario World Mario supposed to be the shortest?
YoshiForever: Toad: Yoshi! Mario 3 Mario is cheating! He's wearing raccoon ears so he can be taller!
YoshiForever: Superstar Saga Mario: I see London, I see France- I'm talking to you, Mario World Mario!
YoshiForever: Yoshi: Cool! I never knew I could twist my head like this!
YoshiForever: Mario 1 Mario: Okayyyy... This is getting really boring, so excuse me, Mario 2, but I've got
YoshiForever: things to do and places to go!
YoshiForever: Superstar Saga Mario: OH CRUD!!! I'VE BEEN CLONED!!!
YoshiForever: Popple: Oh shoot! They're all the same guy!
YoshiForever: Mario 3 Mario: D-d-don't put me in the lineup! I-I-I didn't do nothing!
YoshiForever: Yoshi: Let me get this straight. They're going through all this- just for Popple's Nintendo DS?
YoshiForever: Toad: Oh, it's terrible! The floor has turned blue! Please get the magic wand so we can
YoshiForever: change it back!
YoshiForever: Mario 1 Mario: I shouldn't be so scared to be in the lineup. Maybe I'm lucky. Think Mario Party
YoshiForever: 5... Lucky Lineup.
YoshiForever: Superstar Saga Mario: My hump, my hump, my hump; my lovely little lump, check it out!
YoshiForever: Yoshi: Happoo! I win the bet! MLSS Mario is afraid of Raccoon Mario!
YoshiForever: Yoshi: Haaaang on a seee-cooooond! Isn't Mario 1 Mario supposed to be really small?
YoshiForever: Yoshi: I dunno, Toad... Who do YOU think Popple should break my back with?
YoshiForever: SS Mario: I want a tail like M3 Mario!
YoshiForever: Yoshi: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toad-o.
YoshiForever: MLSS Mario: Sorry, SMW Mario, am I in your way?

Doopliss Jr: SMB Mario: Beep!
Doopliss Jr: SMB2 Mario: Oh dang it.
Doopliss Jr: SMB3 Mario: I can fly.
Doopliss Jr: SMW Mario: Yoshi, help me!
Doopliss Jr: M&L Mario: I do a mean robot dance.
Doopliss Jr: Toad: Help us!
Doopliss Jr: Yoshi: Belch!
Doopliss Jr: Popple: You are with me now.

koopaluigi: Toad: Yoshi?! Who's your daddy?!

Lego Lemmy: Toad: I can't figure out which one is my true love!
Lego Lemmy: Mario on far right: (backing away) Who are you people?!
Lego Lemmy: Yoshi: Must eat lines!
Lego Lemmy: Toad: Help Yoshi! Mario's turned into dopplegangers to hide from his wife, Popple, who
Lego Lemmy: landed the dopplegangers in here while Mario was shoplifting at Wal-Mart for pasta, and
Lego Lemmy: someone painted the floor blue! BLUE!

Waluigi's Twin: Introducing the new TV series: The Sopranios!

Dooplissa the Duplighost: Toad: It's my worst nightmare! Five Marios instead of one!!!
Dooplissa the Duplighost: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dooplissa the Duplighost: Mario #5: It's time to breakdance!!!
Dooplissa the Duplighost: Popple: Mario went to jail. I guess I should've seen THAT coming.
Dooplissa the Duplighost: Yoshi: Why is Popple here?

Luigi's High Jumpin' Second in Command: Popple: You guys know you're hanging around the restroom with
Luigi's High Jumpin' Second in Command: an open window, right?

Dasina-chan: Yoshi: Hmmm... I'm not sure which one lost the most weight, but that one in front with the
Dasina-chan: South Beach diet looks promising...
Dasina-chan: Yoshi: He isn't the tallest criminal around, is he?
Dasina-chan: Toad: I'm sorry, Yoshi, but your bad guy is in another castle.

Angelette: Toad: Yoshi, for the last time, who stole your eggs? I was supposed to leave work an hour ago!

Lil' Fuzzie: Popple: Yes, finally Mario is the one who steals something and gets caught!

Ladie Toad: Yoshi: Hmm, let's see, the one on the left is the SMB Mario, the one next to him is the SMB2
Ladie Toad: Mario, right?

koopaling: Toad is asking which one of the criminals on the wall he wants to eat, but Yoshi wants Popple.
koopaling: Farthest Mario on the right: I'm shaki'n, and movin', and movin' to the groovin'...
koopaling: Toad: Why does he get pretty overalls? I WANT PRETTY OVERALLS!!!

Super Goomba: Yoshi: Yoshi! Yoshi think Yoshi should get out of here before Toad find out that it YOSHI
Super Goomba: who help Lemmy steal Toad's muffins, then blame it on Popple... Oops! Did Yoshi say that
Super Goomba: out loud?

Toad Girl: Toad: Yoshi! Why didn't you bring the handcuffs?

Yoshi tamer: Yoshi: That's the one, Toad, the one who took my cookie, the one with the mustache!
Yoshi tamer: Mario #5: Man the place doesn't look good when no one else is dancing.

supercomputer276: Toad: ...and he came out of the time machine with all these guys in costumes!

Robot Giga Bowser: Mario on the far right: Uhhh... No, I didn't steal the Cheese of Holiness!

Rhinox: Toad: I'm sorry, Yoshi, but I don't know which Mario ate your sandwich.
Rhinox: Toad: Sorry, but we don't have a 3D Mario to sell.
Rhinox: Popple: No way I'm going to share the same cell with those morons!
Rhinox: Yoshi: Stupid Toad, Yoshi is looking for a Baby Mario, not an adult Mario. **GOOD PRIZE**
Rhinox: Toad: And finally, we have Mario from M&L:SS. Now we're going to see all of Luigi's sprites.
Rhinox: Mario from M&L:SS: Ok, if Lemmy don't stop making dumb clones of me, I going to call my lawyer.
Rhinox: Toad: Hey, you can't insult the prisoners, only me can do it.
Rhinox: Popple: Hahaha... All of you are in the jail... and what am I doing here?
Rhinox: Yoshi: Hmm... Yoshi is sure that the guy in the cell is the real Mario.
Rhinox: Toad: For the last time, Yoshi, you can't eat the suspects.
Rhinox: Toad: Yoshi, you can't be a cop until you bring a doughnut to me.
Rhinox: Yoshi: Bad Toad, no pizza for you!
Rhinox: Toad: Yoshi, you're supposed to bring the doughnuts, not eat them.

Dark Kiyomaro: Toad: Thank you, Yoshi! But the real Mario is in another castle!

Shadow Boo: Toad: I keep telling you, IT'S THE ONE WITH THE RACCOON EARS!!! He stole my car!

dorko4u: Toad: Ok, Yoshi, which one egged your house with YOUR eggs?

Todd: Yoshi: It was the one with the red hat.
Todd: Mario: It wasn't me, it was the guy next to me.

Culex: Toad: It's him! Yes, the oddly disproportional one with the humongous head. You can tell by how the
Culex: scared fellow next to him is quivering in fear, I can sense the evil in that man. Anyways, yeah, number
Culex: four is your Mushroom abuser.

WendyRulez: Toad: Yoshi, tell me which Mario stupidly harassed you.
WendyRulez: Superstar Mario: I put me butt in front of yo other Marios' faces!
WendyRulez: 8-Bit Mario: Why do the others get those cool sprites while I get this stupid 8-Bit sprite?!
WendyRulez: Toad: Oh it's terrible! Some lazy guy named Double D made an 8-bit sprite of Mario! Please eat
WendyRulez: him so we don't have to see his stupid face!
WendyRulez: Yoshi: Welcome to Jail of the Idiots, Toad.

The Four Musty Fears: M&L Mario: Ummm... Is this about the cereal box? I swear the old lady was dead when
The Four Musty Fears: I got there. **GOOD PRIZE**

Vyucs: Mario on far right: Watch me start a chain reaction with one butt bump!
Vyucs: Toad: Yoshi! You're supposed to point out which one committed the crime, not the one that looks the
Vyucs: tastiest!

Kammy: Toad: As you can see, as time passed, newer and better versions of Mario were created, but I hate
Kammy: the one in the middle because he opened two chests instead of one in my house.
Kammy: Toad: Since when can Mario change his size?

Koopa Girl: Toad: How can we tell who did the crime? They all are the same!!!

Iggy_Koopa: Yoshi: What would you say if I said all of them?
Iggy_Koopa: Popple: That Toad's stupid, he put me outside... ***FIRST PRIZE***

Fried Rooster: Yoshi: They're so fat, they're all guilty!
Fried Rooster: Popple: No one will suspect that I'm the real Mario.
Fried Rooster: Nobody suspects that it was Popple who stole the Golden Mushroom.
Fried Rooster: Popple is peeping through the mens' bathroom.
Fried Rooster: Super Mario: What's the point of the Super Mushroom if it keeps me the same size as the
Fried Rooster: others?
Fried Rooster: Toad: Yoshi, have you decided the winner for the costume contest?
Fried Rooster: Toad: Which one is the real Mario?
Fried Rooster: Popple may have been in a much earlier Mario game since the Marios are lined up in order of
Fried Rooster: their game release.

Paraboo: Yoshi: I have deduced, Toad, that the M&L:SS sprite is tallest!

johto555: ML:SS Mario noticed that he was the odd one out, so he decided to be the only one to notice that
johto555: Popple was going to be all of the Marios' jailmate.

Ravyn78: Toad: Well, did you figure out which Mario stole your eggs?

Water Koopa: Toad: Look, can we hurry up with the interrogation? There's a crook right outside our door, Water Koopa: and he looks pretty familiar.

Parakoopa: That's the one, Yoshi! The one with the big nose!

Dusk: Toad: It's the 8-Bit guy who thinks he is running.

King Doopliss: Toad: It was #5, Officer Yoshi!
King Doopliss: Popple: Framing Mario was the best plan I have ever had!
King Doopliss: Yoshi: Man, why do bad guys always have to be so ugly?!

Star Yoshi: And so begins the new series: "Who Killed Peach?"

Pokemaniac Joe: Toad: That's him, officer, the guy who stole my coffee!

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