Double D: Message Block: Welcome to the Annual Gullible Moron Parade. Free cheese/pie if you join
Double D: in.
Double D: Peach: It's sad what people will do just to get on TV. **GOOD PRIZE**

Yosh 3000: Toad: This way to the party!

WendyRulez and Co: Peach: Today is "Kill A Toad Just Because" Day!

Dasina: Peach: *sigh* It's just like what the therapist told me. I AM going crazy.

Mario Koopa: Mario: *sigh* I hate levels like this. They're too EASY!

Tail Koopa: Peach: ... This is the last time I give a brain control device to Mario.
Tail Koopa: Good, now Mario and his friends have an army and can declare war on Bowser.
Tail Koopa: Luigi: And they all agree to work with you for just one coin per hour?

lilblueyoshi: It is the new Mario Party game!!!

YoshiForever: Mario: OMG! EERIE JUST FELL ASLEEP IN MIDAIR.
YoshiForever: Mega Mole: Hey everybody, Toad's playing charades! So, first word... Super... Koopa...
YoshiForever: crash...land... on... your... head! I got it! Ok, I got a good one!

Donkey Kong!: The Super Mario World enemies are attacking the Mario Gang, but only one of them is Donkey Kong!: going for Mario, Luigi, and Peach while the rest are going for Toad.

Flappy: Mario: Who let Toad have a party?!

beaky: Toad: That's right, everybody, keep going this way to receive a sheet of the great Toad's limited
beaky: edition Mushroom paper! Only $299.99!

Todd: Mario: Oh no! A Koopa!
Todd: To Toad's suprise, this was the first year the parade actually followed the route. **GOOD PRIZE**

E-Man: Toad is a pretty popular guy today, and it's all thanks to Toad's Kongtastic Journey!

Waluigi Koopa: Toad: With my new device, the right arrow sign of doom, I will rule the world!

Petey Piranha Fan: Toad: You must be at least THIS TALL to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom... Oh, shoot.

YoshiForever: Mario: Maybe if I steal and hide in Koopa's shell, no one will know that I farted.

yoshi the blue: Red-shelled Koopa: Give me that library book back, Mario! It's ten years overdue!

DYoshi: Toad: I'm sorry the show was bad, just DON'T KILL ME!!!
DYoshi: Baddies: REFUND! REFUND! REFUND!
DYoshi: Mario: HEY-A! LOOK! A POOL OF CHEESE!!!
DYoshi: Luigi: Hey-a, an information block. I could ask: "When will Mario learn?"
DYoshi: Toad: HELP ME! TAKE THE PRINCESS INSTEAD!!!
DYoshi: Peach: *sigh* (Toad is SUCH an idiot.)

Paraboo: Speaker: I have nothing to say.

Ravyn78: Toad: This way to Super Mario World.

jumpman: Mega Mole: Hey Super Koopa, it's MY turn to stomp Toad!

Boxman: Toad: Okay, all you bad guys, I'll teach you how to kill Mario if you don't kill me!
Boxman: Toad: I'll never tell where Mario is! WHAT?! You're going to kill me? Fine, I'll tell. ***FIRST PRIZE***

The Dryest Bones: Toad: FREE MARIO'S STUFF SALE! RIGHT THIS WAY!
The Dryest Bones: Mario: MOMMY, THAT KOOPA'S GUNNA GET ME!
The Dryest Bones: Peach: Why does Mario try to go to the bad guy conventions?
The Dryest Bones: Toad: Everyone, MARIO IS THIS WAY!
The Dryest Bones: Luigi: The forest is pretty today.
The Dryest Bones: Peach: My hero is scared of a vine.
The Dryest Bones: Parachuting Goomba: THAT ISN'T THE WAY TO CHEESELAND, TOAD!

Paragloomba: Bowser has failed too many times kidnapping Peach; now he tries attacking Toad with a hoard
Paragloomba: of enemies.

Angelette: Peach: Great, I'm at another event and this time I get no microphone!
Angelette: Mario: Oh shoot, Koopa Alert!

Rhinox: That's what happens when Peach raises the taxes of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Rhinox: Toad: MWAHAHAHAHA! Today the Mushroom Kingdom, tomorrow, all Plit!!!
Rhinox: Info Block: Attention, the meeting of the "We Hate Mario and Luigi" fan club is starting now. The
Rhinox: president of the fan club, Toad, will explain why plumbers are idiots.
Rhinox: Toad: Free guns, yeah, free guns on sale. Now you can use real guns to destroy your enemy, it only
Rhinox: costs 30 coins, and if you spend 100 coins on guns, you will receive a free Mario's clone to practice
Rhinox: with.
Rhinox: Toad: Sorry, but you need to be this short to invade the Mushroom Kingdom.
Rhinox: Mario: Luigi, I want to be a member of the "Kill Mario" fan club too, can I enter?
Rhinox: Toad: Trust me, guys, I'm not a spy, I'm a... uhh... Cheep Cheep, yeah, I'm a Cheep Cheep. Look at
Rhinox: me, I'm hopping like a fish, glub, glub. (This is the last time I will be the spy.)
Rhinox: Toad: Why are you asking me to be in the next game? I'm not Shigeru Miyamoto.
Rhinox: Mario: Mamamia, this Koopa has only one eye!!!

Introbulus: Luigi: All this for a loaf of bread?
Introbulus: Mario: Toad is the master of all evil? I KNEW IT!
Introbulus: Red Koopa: Excuse me, Mario, have you seen my nose?
Introbulus: Bullet Bill: Argh! I just missed Toad!
Introbulus: When Toad announced that every Mario character to date would be in the new Super Mario
Introbulus: Galaxy, it caused quite an uproar.
Introbulus: Parachute Goomba: Darn it! I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque!

Jr. of Doom: Toad: Why did I let Mario organize a reunioun sports day? Hey... Why is there a pipe above me
Jr. of Doom: saying "Peach's Trash Can?" Uh oh.

Fried Rooster: Monty Mole: Green light! ... Red light! ... Yellow light!
Fried Rooster: The people are playing "Simon Says" and Simon said "Dash near Toad", but only Super
Fried Rooster: Koopa is following orders so everybody else is out.
Fried Rooster: Goomba: I finally made it. I had to grease up this pipe to get through.
Fried Rooster: OMG! Mario had a fear of Troopas this whole time!
Fried Rooster: Monty Mole: Follow the leader!

ateup2100000: Luigi: This thing can talk?
ateup2100000: Red Koopa: I'm working on a vine!
ateup2100000: Toad: Stop! No! Please!
ateup2100000: Chargin' Chuck: This is not the football game!
ateup2100000: Toad the crossing guard is having a hard time.

macattack: Paragoomba: MOVE IT!
macattack: Toad: I will survive! All... these... enemies.
macattack: Luigi: Ahem. IS THIS MICROPHONE ON?!
macattack: Another crazy episode on this show whatever.
macattack: Mario: I'm doing the long jump!
macattack: Koopa: Must climb vine!!!

Ham: It seems that the welcome wagon is here to greet Toad.

Wizardheimer: Toad: For the last time... I DON'T DO AUTOGRAPHS!!!
Wizardheimer: Toad: HELLLLLLP!!! IT'S THE THOUGHT POLICE!!!
Wizardheimer: Mario: Oh no... NOT MY CHEESE!!!
Wizardheimer: Luigi: ... Nope! No salad bar there!
Wizardheimer: Mario: ... Free cheese? I'm on it!

Lilboo: Mario: Yay the parade!
Lilboo: Toad: Don't hurt me!
Lilboo: Super Koopa: What he say?
Lilboo: Mega Mole: I think he said something about pie.

Super Goomba: Luigi: Mario, you said this led to Peach's castle! WERE IN THE DIAMOND CITY FOREST!!!

ServantOfNobility: All was well until Toad announced the beginning of the all-you-can-eat buffet at Tayce ServantOfNobility: T's.

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