The Dryest Bones: Toad: Mario, I don't think that's the bathroom!
The Dryest Bones: Thing on top of door: Don't trust them, Mario; your cheese IS in here.
The Dryest Bones: Peach: MARIO! Wipe your feet before you enter a door; they look filthy!

The Luigi: Peach: OHH!!! Toad has colors!!!
The Luigi: Peach: Toad, does this mean we're breaking up?!
The Luigi: Toad: If I had a dollar for every door you went into instead of pipes, I would have $.25.
The Luigi: Mario: Toad, you sure this is the "No Freaky Mask That Follows You When You Hold The Key"
The Luigi: door?

supercomputer276: Peach: I don't think it's a smart idea to leave the childen alone, dear...

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: If I'm not back in five minutes, and you hear me screaming about evil immortals,
Petey Piranha Fan: come in after me. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Why are you worried? Auntie Bowser's Pancake House has been accused of
Petey Piranha Fan: murder twice. All the other pancake houses have NEVER been accused of ANYTHING!
Petey Piranha Fan: Peach: Mario, you drag us out here with no food, no water, and no extra clothes, all to
Petey Piranha Fan: paint a black rectangle and put a door over it? TREASON, I SAY, TREASON!

YoshiForever: Mario: Look guys, just because there's a Phanto above the door, doesn't mean... HOLY-
YoshiForever: Phanto: "Atticus" is going to get the key!
YoshiForever: Mario: Toad, stop glaring at me like that. It's not like I hid your pie in here or something dumb
YoshiForever: like that.

Tail Koopa: Toad: Ooh! Can I watch The Phantom of the Opera with you, pretty please, Mario?
Tail Koopa: Toad: Nice try, but I can tell that you hid the cheese in that theater.
Tail Koopa: Peach: Toad, you can't go in that theater and watch that movie because it's rated PG-13, and
Tail Koopa: you're too young.
Tail Koopa: Toad: Princess Peach, Mario's going into that bad boy place filled with violent stuff.
Tail Koopa: Toad: Where did that Phanto that was chasing you with the key go?
Tail Koopa: Mario: (looking at the gold figure of Phanto) A Phanto? I didn't do anything with it. I didn't even
Tail Koopa: see a Phanto!
Tail Koopa: Toad: Mario, what did you do with those 1,000 coins Peach asked you to keep safe?

Somdyra the X-Naut: Peach: Um, Mario? That's not the bathroom...

yellowkirby: Mario: Don't worry, this can't be the door that hides the man eating- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
yellowkirby: Toad: Yes, Mario, that's how you open a door.
yellowkirby: Peach: Why do I have anime eyes?
yellowkirby: Statue above door: I have succeeded in making Peach anime and Mario a moron! Oh wait, he
yellowkirby: already was a moron...

Cream the Rabbit: Mario: Who cares if there are Phantos in there and they'll kill me brutally? There's PIE in
Cream the Rabbit: there!
Cream the Rabbit: Toad: That's not room "pi", it's room "three". Pi is a really long number I don't feel like
Cream the Rabbit: saying now, so I'll just watch you step in there and be annihilated by those Phantos.
Cream the Rabbit: Mario: Hey, you ever notice how the word "Atticus" keeps popping up in these captions?
Cream the Rabbit: It's weird... Maybe it's a harbringer... of DOOM!
Cream the Rabbit: Mario: No, those tigers in there won't hurt me... y'see? They're even growling
Cream the Rabbit: friendly-like.
Cream the Rabbit: Toad: Mario, that's not room Pi, that's room 3. Pi is  3.14159265 and the rest, so I'll just
Cream the Rabbit: watch you get your butt kicked by those Phantos.

Blane: Mario: What's the worst that could happen?

Waluigi's Twin: Mario: All right, so I broke into a room, stole a key from a poor man who's been turned into a
Waluigi's Twin: living mask, beat the guy up, and used his key to unlock this door. But it's not like I cheated
Waluigi's Twin: at Mario Party or something! **GOOD PRIZE**

Dark Kiyomaro: Mario: It's just the closet!

EvilKarma: Mario: It's my turn to enter the door... Ha ha!

lilblueyoshi: Peach: Mario, that`s not the bathroom.

Donkey Kong!: Mario: Come on, Toad, let's go in Wart's room. I wanna stuff cheese in his TV.

Koopa Girl: Peach: OMG, Toad! Your head has gotten smaller!
Koopa Girl: Toad: Hey! You didn't say "Trick or Treat!"

Torpedo TECH: Mario: I didn't know that a subconscious had a subconscious!
Torpedo TECH: Toad: Yeah... That room is filled with pasta and not vicious enemies...
Torpedo TECH: Mask: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! LEAVE NOW OR ELSE I WILL CHASE YOU AROUND FOR
Torpedo TECH: THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!
Torpedo TECH: Peach: NO! Don't go in there! Once you do, Bowser will come and take me again! DON'T GO!

dorko4u: Mario: Don't worry, Luigi is fine! Unless you call ten Chain Chomps and a fifty-feet-tall Piranha Plant
dorko4u: attacking Luigi a problem.
dorko4u: Peach: Is that some fungus on Toad's hat?
dorko4u: Mario: What do you guys want from Wart's House of Fattening Food? **GOOD PRIZE**

Jr. of Doom: Peach: Um... Toad, you forgot to do your zipper!

Azofafora: Peach: Mario, you're not supposed to go into doors that lead nowhere.

Lakitufo: Toad: I told you to use the bathroom before we left!

Korren Koopa: Toad: And WHO gave you permission to go into my secret closet all the way in Sub-con?

WendyRulez and Co: Peach: NO!!! MARIO! DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR! THE BUILDING'S MADE OF
WendyRulez and Co: CARDBOA- Never mind.

Mario Koopa: Peach: GASP! TOAD'S SHOES ARE PURPLE AND NOT BROWN!

ServantOfNobility: Mario: And NO STEPPING ON THE RED GRASS!!!

Fried Rooster: Peach: *gasp* Toad, you broke the wind!
Fried Rooster: Little did Mario know, the Phanto is gonna swoop down at him.

Rhinox: Mario: You want me to enter this creepy door to retrieve your bazooka so you would use it to
Rhinox: explode me... Sure I will.
Rhinox: Toad: Curse you Wart, why did you put only one bathroom in this #$@%#$ world.
Rhinox: Some guy inside the cave: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?! GO AWAY YOU $#@@#%#%$#!
Rhinox: Mario: Okay Toad, now that you learned how to open a door in three days, I will teach you how to
Rhinox: close the door. You just need to grab the doorknob and pull it. I'm going to show you in slow motion.
Rhinox: Mario: Hey guys, I found a good place to rest, but there's only space for three people. Sorry Toad,
Rhinox: but you will sleep outside since you are not that important.
Rhinox: Mario: Cool, this door is the entrance to Toad's thoughts. OH GOD, this is not appropriate even for
Rhinox: mature people.

Angelette: Mario: Don't worry! I bet some Koopa just switched this sign with the bathroom sign.
Angelette: Toad: Mario, for the last time, that room is pitch black. You'll fall down the stairs again.
Angelette: Toad: Please tell me you didn't leave the money you owe me in there.
Angelette: Peach: Oh no! I forgot to bring my keys when I locked the door in the castle!
Angelette: Mario: Please, Toad. I think I know the difference between a restroom and the Phanto's room.

Introbulus: Mario: Phanto? What's a Phanto?
Introbulus: Peach: Toad, there's a spider on your hat!
Introbulus: Tree: Aaaahhh... I think I'll just lean back...
Introbulus: What Mario didn't know was that the door would inevitably lead to his doom, and not the
Introbulus: Triple-Filled Ravioli that Wart had promised him.
Introbulus: Mario: That tears it! I'm getting out of this Caption Contest! I mean video game! I mean Dream
Introbulus: Land!

Douglas Carr: Mario has been caught for breaking into the Mask Mart for the zillionth time this millisecond.

Boxman: Peach: Run, Mario! That's the evil door that ate Luigi!

jet_the_hawk: Mario: I just want to go home!
jet_the_hawk: Toad: And what are you doing in my secret hideout?
jet_the_hawk: Peach: Uh, that sign looks like it's gonna eat you up, Mario!

Arttimo: Mario: I'm not going until I see you drop down on your knees and beg!
Arttimo: Phanto: HAHAHA! Nobody will find out about my scribbling of the name on the ground! I'll frame Arttimo: Atticus and then eat the coconuts from the palm tree!
Arttimo: Weed: Ow! Peach, have you been eating too many Super Mushrooms?
Arttimo: Palm Tree: Why do I just stand here while they're having fun? (Based on Yoshigurl's Yoshis Gotta
Arttimo: Have Fun)
Arttimo: Toad: Hand over that Mushroom in your overalls and no one gets hurt.
Arttimo: Peach: Oh, Toad! What's your shoe size?
Arttimo: Waterfall: *sigh* More tourist graffiti.

Dias Koopa: Mario: So what if there is an odd symbol? Doors lead to good places!

Hyper Mario: Peach: Oh my god, Mario, you just got a stain on those clothes and I just washed those!
Hyper Mario: Toad: Hmmpphh, I could have navigated the course too, you know
Hyper Mario: Peach: Ever get the feeling that you're being watched? That gold thingy is giving me the
Hyper Mario: creeps!
Hyper Mario: Toad: Stupid door knob is too high up... *sniff... sob*
Hyper Mario: Peach: We can't even get a hotel room on vacation without some stupid Toad following us!
Hyper Mario: Peach: Oh my god, Toad, you have a bald spot!
Hyper Mario: Toad: Stupid swiggly walls, should have been polka-dots, hhmmpphh.

Kkadwell: Mario: Don't worry, guys. There's no 1,000-foot drop behind this one.
Kkadwell: Mario: Of course you can't come, Toad. With your horrible jumping skills and questionable control,
Kkadwell: these Phantos will eat you alive!

P.T. Piranha: Mario: Guys, what does the monster mean when is says "I'll eat you"? Does it mean I get free
P.T. Piranha: cheese?

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