YoshiForever: Koopa: Roy, Roy! There's a whoopie cushion on the cannon! Ohhh, too late!
YoshiForever: Wendy: OMG, runaway Rocky Wrench!
YoshiForever: Wendy: Oh no! "Atticus" is gone!
YoshiForever: Director: CUUUT! You know, I don't think the whole "cardboard box doomship" thing is
YoshiForever: working so well.

Flame Chocobo: Little did Roy know, launching a rocket made of Wendy's makeup would force her to call in
Flame Chocobo: back up.
Flame Chocobo: Koopas: Roy stole our toothpaste, look at his shiny teeth!
Flame Chocobo: Wendy: *GASP* Roy's shooting down the Goodyear blimp! **GOOD PRIZE**

Korren Koopa: Koopa: Hold it! You just shot your dad!

Shadow Matt: Koopas: Hey, you're firing at Iggy's ship, and he's our ally!

Mario Koopa: Roy: Ready... Don't aim... FIRE AT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!
Mario Koopa: Red Koopa: Roy! Get off of my car keys!
Mario Koopa: Roy: Shooting Wendy's Castle by using her cannon is more fun then I thought!
Mario Koopa: Wendy: Roy took MY worthless pile of junk from Super Mario Brothers 3 and turned it into HIS
Mario Koopa: cannon!
Mario Koopa: Wendy: ROY! STOP! You're about to shoot Iggy! Oh... right.

Lilboo: Roy: FIRE!!!
Lilboo: R.Koopa: Get off the cannon!
Lilboo: B.Koopa: Red, don't point!
Lilboo: Wendy: Why are the Koopa Bros. here?
Lilboo: Rocky Wrentch: Oh come on! Why can't I have autograph?

Waluigi's Twin: Wendy: I can't believe it! Roy actually BRUSHES HIS TEETH!

Jr. of Doom: Wendy: YAHHH!!! THE MOLES ARE REVOLTING AND SO IS ROY, YUCK!
Jr. of Doom: Koopa Idiots: HOW DARE YOU BLAST WRENCH'S HOLE? I WAS GONNA DO THAT!

Super Goomba: Wendy is surprised those Koopas are trying to kick Roy of his own cannon on his own
Super Goomba: doomship, but I could care less.

larry von jr. o: Roy: This is fun!
larry von jr. o: Bullet Bill: Aiming... Aiming... DING. Target... Raccoon Mario.
larry von jr. o: The two doomship Koopas: Hey! Stop!
larry von jr. o: Wendy: What's going on?!
larry von jr. o: Rocky Wrench: Wait! I need to fix the AIMING BILL BLASTER!

WendyRulez and Co: Koopa: Hey! Those Bullet Bills cost a lot of dough, you know!
WendyRulez and Co: This is what happens when Toad and Roy swap brains.
WendyRulez and Co: Wendy: I thought this was supposed to be MY doomship!
WendyRulez and Co: If Roy was firing at Mario with a Bullet Bill cannon, he would NEVER have beaten
WendyRulez and Co: Koopa: Hey! Stop sitting on the word Atticus! People wanna see it!
WendyRulez and Co: Rocky Wrench: At last, after 20 years, I've escaped from the stupid sewer! Woohoo! Oh
WendyRulez and Co: yeah, hands off the merchandise, pinky!

yoshi the blue: Roy: YES! FREEDOM TO THOSE WHO HAVE NO LIVES! FREDOM TO THOSE WHO HAVE A
yoshi the blue: GRADE AVERAGE BELOW 80 PERCENT! FREEDOM TO THOSE WHO HAVE AN IQ BELOW-
yoshi the blue: Wait, what was I saying?

Fried Rooster: Troopas: Get him!
Fried Rooster: Wendy: Finally you brush your teeth, Roy.

Tail Koopa: Koopa: Hey, you don't have the captain's permission to use that cannon!
Tail Koopa: Wendy: Just because your doomship crashed, doesn't mean that you can use mine.
Tail Koopa: Wendy: Oh no! He's aiming at the moon! Stop him!
Tail Koopa: Roy: Yes, now there will be no more candy store left for my pathetic sister to buy candies from.
Tail Koopa: Wendy: I thought you said you were just going to be inspecting the cannon, not use it.

Petey Piranha Fan: Wendy: That's it, shoot the dentist! Serves him right for making your teeth shiny!
Petey Piranha Fan: Wendy: Well, SOMEONE is going to pay for these shoes that I just broke by running down
Petey Piranha Fan: the hallway!

red koopa troopa: Roy: I hate you, you hate me, let's all go and kill Barney...

ServantOfNobility: Koopa Troopa: Hey, ROY! What are you doing?! That Bullet Bill owes me 20 coins!

Lakitufo: Koopa: No Roy, the Banzai Bill Blaster is over there!

Denny W. Koopa: Gym Class was weird today...
Denny W. Koopa: Wendy: This isn't Disney World! I want my money back!
Denny W. Koopa: Everyone rushes in and watches in astonishment as Roy shoots Bullet Bills in order to
Denny W. Koopa: blast the cookie jar down.

Ravyn78: Wendy: Roy, could you tell that Banzai Bill to bring us back a pizza?

Introbulus: Koopa: YOU SUNK OUR BATTLESHIP! **GOOD PRIZE**
Introbulus: Koopa: That bullet is bigger than the barrel that held it! How dare you defy the laws of physics?!
Introbulus: Wendy's innocence was scarred forever after reading what was written on that wall.
Introbulus: Wendy: Oh my god... This entire ship is made of WOOD! I didn't know that!

johto555: Koopa 1: HEY! I just polished that chair!

Rhinox: Koopa Troopa with black gloves: Hey, are you crazy?! You can't operate a cannon without a safe Rhinox: helmet.
Rhinox: Rocky Wrench: Please, someone tell him that this a Missile Bill cannon, not a Bullet Bill cannon
Rhinox: Koopa Troopa with black gloves: Quick, let's get the ice cream man before he goes away. Ah, and
Rhinox: just ignore the idiot using the cannon, he's not important.
Rhinox: Koopa Troopa with white gloves: I told you to knock the pink idiot from the ship, but nobody cares
Rhinox: about what I say!
Rhinox: Roy: Adieu to France, adios to Spain, sayonara for Japan, addio to Italy, and farewell to everyone
Rhinox: else! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Rhinox: Roy: I finally got you, Barney! After all those years of "I love you, you love me", you're going down!
Rhinox: If you think that Bin Laden or Bush are the most dangerous guys in the world, it is because you don't
Rhinox: know Roy yet.
Rhinox: Roy: This game has cool 3D effects. It looks so real.
Rhinox: Koopa Troopa with black gloves: Don't worry, people, I will stop him with my finger that can shoot
Rhinox: lasers... Oh no, they aren't working. CURSE YOU, MARTIANS!!!
Rhinox: Koopa Troopa with white gloves: Everybody calm down, no panic, it's all under control. What am I
Rhinox: saying? WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!! AHHHHHHHHHH...
Rhinox: Koopa Troopa with black gloves: The British are coming! The British are coming!

nick: Wendy: Roy! No, don't destroy the fashion shop!

jumpman: Rocky Wrench: WHO CHANGED ME INTO A MONTY MOLE?
jumpman: Wendy: NOO! THAT BULLET BILL CONTAINS MY TANTRUMS!
jumpman: Roy: My teeth are soo shiny since I ate Wendy's nail polish...
jumpman: Rocky Wrench: Come back here, thief! You stole the word "Atticus"!

Angelette: Rocky Wrench: Wait! I'm not done fixing it yet!
Angelette: Red Koopa: Hey! You can't take my job!
Angelette: Roy: If I knew that cannons were this easy to use, I would've used them on Larry years ago!

Boolia: Roy: I'll destoy Mario and Luigi's house once and for all!
Boolia: Wendy: Somebody stop him before he destoys our house!
Boolia: Koopa Troopa #1: You young man, stop right now!
Boolia: Koopa Troopa #2: Don't you know it's illegal to steal people's canyons?!

Goomrey: Rocky Wrench: Why does Lord Bowser keep buying us these cheap helmets?
Goomrey: Wendy: This is the worst game of limbo ever!
Goomrey: Wendy: First Roy paints fake doors all over the doomship, and now this!
Goomrey: Roy: This is the greatest ride ever! Wendy, I need more coins!
Goomrey: Koopa Minion: Master Roy, have you been using my toothpaste again?
Goomrey: Roy: Be free, Bullet Bill! Be free!

Mr.Nose: Running Koopa: Roy! That's Bowser's room!

Medal koopa: Koopa Troopa: LOOK! Roy's shooting at DAD! Get that fat, tool-carrying, smelly, rotten
Medal koopa: undie-eater to fix the problems in his attic.
Medal koopa: Rocky Wrench: Oh, I eat your Lemmy's Land boxers ONE time and you won't let it go!
Medal koopa: Koopa Troopa: Stop him, you know what he did last time.

Darcy: Red Koopa:Roy! How many times do I have to tell you to stop playing with zee Bullet Billz?!
Darcy: Wendy: Oh my.

Fried Rooster: Roy: I knew it! The moon is made of cheese!
Fried Rooster: Wendy realizes she hates her SMW look.
Fried Rooster: Troopa: You stole my toothbrush!
Fried Rooster: The Troopas are actually after the Bullet Bill, not Roy.

nick: Rocky Wrench: I didn't know I had legs.
nick: Koopa: Hey! You can't sit down during your chores, Roy!

Super Yoshi 64: Wendy: Oh no! I forgot to get my shoes shined!

Dooplissa the Duplighost: Wendy: Roy, you do realize you're firing the Bullet Bill towards Sky Land riiight?

Flame Shadow: Wendy isn't watching the crazed Roy Koopa launching a Bullet Bill, she sees a Banzai Bill
Flame Shadow: following the shine from Roy's teeth.

Mario Koopa: Mole: WAIT! I need to install a booby trap to that chair!

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