Fried Rooster: Bean: Hey, your Frappichino is ready.
Fried Rooster: Daisy: Mario, I told you your fireballs were too much for this.
Fried Rooster: Mario looks disappointed because he wanted Peach as his science partner.
Fried Rooster: Mario: That's all the notes you wrote?
Fried Rooster: Turns out there are Starbucks in the Mushroom and Beanbean kingdoms.

Koopa Girl: The "A Little Learning" episode rejection.

Mario Koopa: Mario: And you wanted to use instructions to make this thing erupt.

Denny W. Koopa: Aww... The table got a Boo-boo....
Denny W. Koopa: Daisy: I don't think the cake came out right...
Denny W. Koopa: Lesson learned: Don't use beans from a volcano.

Ravyn78: Mario: Daisy, I told you the food at the Beanbean Cafe is hot.

larry von jr. o: Daisy: HUH! My miniature volcano is supposed to create a big nuclear war!
larry von jr. o: Mario: Nice volcano, Daisy, but I could do better with my Fire Flower!
larry von jr. o: Beanbean Guy: HEY! There is a "no volcano" rule, Miss! So put that thing away or GET
larry von jr. o: OUT!

red koopa troopa: Mario: Ahh! I said deodorent, not a volcano! And that doesn't rhyme!
red koopa troopa: Peach: Stupid clothes! I DONT WANT TO PRETEND TO BE DAISY!!!

lilblueyoshi: Daisy: Mario, the lava is headed for Bower's, not Peach!

Darkness Yoshi: Fire Mario: That's our dessert? (I wonder if Peach knows about this?)

Donkey Kong!: Daisy: Mario, you could've used your fireballs to make the lava instead of Play-doh.

nick: Mario: I still don't understand, Peach; why we are playing dressup in the Beanbean Kingdom
nick: cafe?

Mr.Nose: Mario: What do you mean that's not chili?!

Fire Flower: Fire Mario: Wow, my science project startled Daisy! Even better, my textbook is defying
Fire Flower: gravity and physics by standing on its corners

Chris "Wario": Daisy: See? This is what happens when you cook dessert yourself, Mario. You need
Chris "Wario": adult supervision!

Tail Koopa: Daisy: This is the science project you spent two months working on? This won't even
Tail Koopa: get me anywhere close to third place in the science project contest. I want my money
Tail Koopa: back!
Tail Koopa: Daisy: If you're saying that you made this volcano, then how come you can't explain the
Tail Koopa: procedure?
Tail Koopa: Mario: If my calculation is correct, this volcano will erupt with ketchup in no less than
Tail Koopa: two seconds.
Tail Koopa: Mario: AIYEE! This book said that the volcano should be spewing cheese all over the
Tail Koopa: place!

Petey Piranha Fan: Daisy: BARTENDER, A VOLCANO IS A SODA! A SODA! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Well, enough about me... Let's talk about... someone else.

WendyRulez and Co: Clerk: Welcome to Starbeans Cafe! Now with 20 percent more dirt in the coffee!
WendyRulez and Co: This is the story of how Fried Rooster became fried.
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: All right, who glued my arms like this?
WendyRulez and Co: Everyone: HELP! Someone glued our hands like this!

Jr. of Doom: Mario's science project: A rubbish volcano. Daisy's project: Studying idiots in their
Jr. of Doom: natural habitat, McDonalds.
Jr. of Doom: McDonalds shakes cause heartburn... or volcano burn!
Jr. of Doom: Daisy: Why did Mario shape his nose into the volcano?!
Jr. of Doom: Daisy and Mario: Why, what reflective eyes you have!

Big Boo Fan: Mario: Ignoring the fact there is an active volcano on my table, why am I dating Daisy?
Big Boo Fan: You know you play Mario too much when the first thing you think upon seeing
Big Boo Fan: this picture is "Hey, the Beanbean coffee shop dosen't serve iced coffee!" **GOOD PRIZE**

Super Yoshi 64: Daisy: So Mario, is there a reason that you brought me to a nice restaurant, ordered
Super Yoshi 64: me pizza, and stuffed Luigi in a closet?
Super Yoshi 64: Face in Background: I'm so happy! I have no meaning to my life whatsoever! Yippee!

Waluigi's Twin: Mario: Mamamia! I-a should learn never to-a come into places with-a the words "Bowser", Waluigi's Twin: "Poison", or-a "Death" in them... eventually.

Daisy: Daisy: Mario, you're smart? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

YoshiForever: Daisy: We'll all get eaten by the cardboard volcano!

coltranepep: Mario: Oh my gosh! A small volcano is in front of us. And it's glowing!
coltranepep: What Fire Mario and Daisy don't realize is that the mini-volcano is actually a prank pulled by the
coltranepep: manager of the Beanbean Coffee Shop.

Lilboo: Lilboo: Water: Man I'm cool.
Lilboo: Mario: Daisy, do you like the volcano I ordered you?
Lilboo: Daisy: Luigi, you're so dreamy.

Lakitufo: Daisy: EEEK! The table grew a pimple!
Lakitufo: Mario should have included the word "fudge" when he ordered a hot sundae. **GOOD PRIZE**

Marioman19: Mario: Maybe putting spaghetti sauce on that mound of chocolate wasn't a good idea...

Korren Koopa: Daisy: Mario, when I said I wanted it hot, I didn't mean set it ON FIRE!

GameFreak: Mario: I'm sorry, Daisy! I thought that a lava cake was just a figure of speech!

Danny Koopa: Daisy: Mario, you idiot! That's so the last time I give you a Fire Flower for your birthday!

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