Contest 191
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Denny W. Koopa: Mario: Luigi! Don't worry, they're just cardboard cut-outs!

Pokemaniac Joe: The things people would do to get a mysterious item.
Pokemaniac Joe: Mario: Man, even I'm not stupid enough to do that... Oh, wait. Yes I am.

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: You know, Luigi, do you get the feeling that our life is pointless?
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Luigi, I think we walk OVER the Thwomps.
Petey Piranha Fan: Teacher: Yes, students, if you look to your right, you will see two handsome men doing a
Petey Piranha Fan: good job in a meaningful battle for a wonderful prize. Now, if you look to your left, you will
Petey Piranha Fan: see Mario and Luigi...

Lakitufo: This is part of Mario's "clever" plan to make a staircase.
Lakitufo: Trapped between Mario, who just ate beans, and lava, Luigi goes for the lava.

Jessyucka: Luigi: Ok, Mario, you wait there while I watch from over here.
Jessyucka: Second Thwomp: Darn! I missed that mouse... Oh, hey Luigi.
Jessyucka: Mario: Why is my cape flapping in the nonexistent wind?

Wario Fan 64: I don't know if they're floating or not, but I must be drunk not knowing the rocks have faces on
Wario Fan 64: them!

Boxman: Luigi: I bet Waluigi doesn't do anything like this!
Boxman: Mario: Luigi, there's a back door.
Boxman: Mario: Okay Luigi, go get the ? ball, fight Bowser, rescue Peach, and when we get back home I'll
Boxman: take all of the credit for the adventure.

Paperlemmy: Mario: That's right, Luigi! You go on ahead! Hehe... Sucker.

WendyRulez and Co: Mario and Luigi commit suicide.
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Luigi, you could just wait for the Thwomps to all fall down and walk across
WendyRulez and Co: them...
WendyRulez and Co: The Mario Bros. thought Bowser's castle was going to be hard, but it actually was quite
WendyRulez and Co: easy!
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Personally, I'd think Bowser's castle would be a little, well... harder. Yeah.
WendyRulez and Co: Mario and Luigi have swapped brains! Now Luigi is a moron, and Mario is smart!
WendyRulez and Co: Looks like Mario and Luigi are commiting suicide again.
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: This is Bowser's Castle?! All we had to do was use the Bullet Bills as platforms
WendyRulez and Co: and walk across the Thwomps!
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: Last one to jump in the lava pool is a rotten egg!
WendyRulez and Co: Forget Mario's stupidity. Let's see Luigi's stupidity!

Koopa Girl: Mario: Fly, my Bullet Bills, fly!

Tail Koopa: Luigi: Man, Thwomps are so stupid. Has it ever occurred to them to block the path left and right Tail Koopa: so that people can't get out, which makes them easily crushed by the ones in between?
Tail Koopa: The Thwomp farthest right got fired later since he didn't come down to attempt to stop or squish
Tail Koopa: Luigi and didn't do anything.
Tail Koopa: ? Ball: MUCH BEYOND BOILING POINT! WILL BE EVAPORATED COMPLETELY IN TWO
Tail Koopa: MINUTES!
Tail Koopa: Mario: No fair! Luigi lied about my shoe being untied, so I fell behind!
Tail Koopa: Suddenly, the platform with the ? Ball collapses and the ? Ball sinks into the lava, so there is no Tail Koopa: way Mario or Luigi can clear this course.
Tail Koopa: So much for Mario's last life...
Tail Koopa: You can tell that Mario lost because he got tails in a coin flip with Luigi.
Tail Koopa: Mario: Hey, no fair! You got a four-leaf clover!
Tail Koopa: Bullet Bills are falling in love with... a ? object?

supercomputer276: Afterwards, Mario and Luigi went into a mid-life crisis.

Donkey Kong!: Coming soon, Super Mario World Deluxe for DS. It's exactly like Super Mario World except
Donkey Kong!: harder and now Koopas are called thingies.

Fircoal: Mario watches Luigi as he's about to be crushed, unaware of the Bullet Bills that are going to kill
Fircoal: him.

Fried Rooster: Luigi: Gotta get that Chaos Emerald!
Fried Rooster: This proves Bullet Bills travel like birds.
Fried Rooster: Thwomp dominoes.
Fried Rooster: Uh oh, Mario will not be able to get through the rest of this level 'cause there's no room to
Fried Rooster: fly.
Fried Rooster: The first time they enter a castle during the daytime.
Fried Rooster: Somewhere in the room, a magnet is attracting Mario's cape.
Fried Rooster: The Thwomps are actually helping Mario by forming into a staircase.
Fried Rooster: Little did they know that the pipe was a vacuum.

Waluigi's Twin: Luigi: This is the LAST time I ask Mario if I can go on another adventure with him!

Korren Koopa: Luigi: Come on, Mario! Getting squashed by Thwomps is a better way to die!

red koopa troopa: Mario: Luigi, it's safe, I'm a 100 percent- BOOM!!!

Shadina: Welcome to level 100,000,000! Enjoy!

MarioFan01: Mario: Ok, once Luigi makes it across, I will walk safely across the top of the Thwomps.
MarioFan01: Mario: Wow, whoever owns this castle must be rich to put all those cannons and Thwomps in
MarioFan01: only one room.

Mario Koopa: Mario: I can stand on thin air! WHHEEE!!!
Mario Koopa: Mario: LUIGI! We're NOT in Sonic's world! And that green thing is NOT a Chaos Emerald!
Mario Koopa: Thwomp: This new career as a staircase was a great idea!
Mario Koopa: Luigi: Wow... A worthless pipe spitting out worthless junk that's worth $1,000,000.
Mario Koopa: Mario: My camera broke, Luigi! Just stand there for a minute while I watch my evil plan unfold
Mario Koopa: and cackle maniacally.
Mario Koopa: Another Thwomp: HELP! I'M STUCK IN THE PIIPPPEEEE!!!
Mario Koopa: Luigi's jealous because he's in SMW style and Mario's in SMA2 style.
Mario Koopa: The instant Luigi steps on the platform to get the orb, the platform will fall in the lava. MWA HA
Mario Koopa: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Mario Koopa: Mario: YAY! My dream of being an only child is finally going to be a reality!
Mario Koopa: Luigi: The light. I must go to the light.
Mario Koopa: This is the deleted level of SMW. It was deleted because it was too easy. (Yeah right.)

Angelette: Little does Luigi know that the ? is supposed to be red, not green.
Angelette: Mario: Bowser must've got real tired of us getting through his castle so easliy. He really improved
Angelette: his security!
Angelette: 5th Thwomp: Yes! I'm gonna smash him!
Angelette: It's one of Super Mario World's lost levels, and now you know why it was one of the lost levels.
Angelette: Mario: Luigi should get 1,000 lives next time, even though he can't get that many lives really. He's
Angelette: so dead. **GOOD PRIZE**

Morton Clone: Luigi: I bet your life I can make it across!
Morton Clone: Mario: Luigi, a question mark is not worth it. Come back for the exclamation point!
Morton Clone: Mario: When you guys explode, will I turn into cheese?
Morton Clone: And Mario and Luigi completed their epic quest to retrieve an orb with a question mark on it,
Morton Clone: that does absolutely nothing.
Morton Clone: The best game ever, "Super (Luigi lives and Mario dies) World!"

Cream the Rabbit: Luigi: Must.... touch... pretty... shiny... wooden... platform...

jumpman: Luigi: No thanks for THAT birthday gift!
jumpman: Bullet Bill: Hey, there's Mario! Oh wait, wrong colors, that's Lario.
jumpman: Mario: How can the Thwomps smash into the backgrAHH...
jumpman: Luigi: Good thng I'll get killed by these Thwomps, since that is a Game Over sphere, not a Goal
jumpman: Point sphere... ***FIRST PRIZE***
jumpman: Bullet Bill: AHH! I HATE GRAVITY LAVA!
jumpman: Mario: Good idea for a game, but HOW SHALL I GET THE REST OF THE GRAPHICS GLITCHED?
jumpman: ? Sphere: Where's my camera?
jumpman: Pipe: As you know, Mr. ?, I'm sucking you up!
jumpman: Someone making this level: Making Thwomps look at one of the Marios is my best idea since...
jumpman: putting Bullet Bills in a castle. But I NEED a rideable Banzai Bill!
jumpman: Brown Platform: You...re... he...av...y... Huh? Where did y-AHH!

Danny Koopa: Mario: WAIT! I'M THE IDIOT! REMEMBER?! FINE, IGNORE ME! BUT DON'T CRY WHEN I GET
Danny Koopa: OUT OF HERE SAFELY!
Danny Koopa: Mario: I don't care. In every adventure I never die. Why should I now?
Danny Koopa: Mario: So this is how it ends. I die in Lemmy's Captions, and Luigi gets a shiny thing. I wanna Danny Koopa: shiny thing! May you sufficate in Wendy's Phonebooth!
Danny Koopa: Thus, the end of of the plumbers. *sob*

Koopus: Mario: Luigi! The elevator's busted. Try the stairs!

YoshiForever: Mario: Wait a second! We're on Chocolate Island! I'm just so used to being in the Forest of
YoshiForever: Illusions! HELP!

johto555: This is a behind-the-scenes look at the upcoming "The Thwomps 4".

Ravyn78: Mario: Luigi, what was that BOOM sound?

Zneviik: Luigi has the right idea about running...

Luigiland: Mario: Hehe. And Luigi thinks I let him go first just to be polite.
Luigiland: Mario: This is all that's guarding the ? Ball? Bowser must be going soft!

Super Goomba: An average day in the Mushroom Kingdom.

danny: Luigi: This looks like a job for Super Luigi!!!
danny: Mario: Luigi, for the last time, I don't believe in Bullet Bills sneaking behind me!

Tommy Koopa: The Bullet Bills blow up a potential Mario at the 40 and now there's nothing but daylight! Tommy Koopa: **GOOD PRIZE**
Tommy Koopa: Mario: And they say I'm the idiot.
Tommy Koopa: Luigiana Jones.

MetalMario: Luigi: I shouldn't have taken that bet!!!

Darkness Yoshi: Luigi: My plan's working! See ya, Mario!

YoshiForever: Mario: Ha! Nine Thwomps and five Bullet Bills won't scare me! OMG, A GREEN ? ORB
YoshiForever: THATSTOTALLYSCARY!
YoshiForever: Mario: Wait- did you say go yet?

Crazy Koopa: Mario: I feel a breeze!

Slider Koopa: Mario: Hurry up already! I'm-a freezing!

Dusk: Mario: Is it just me, or are we not wanted here?

Muahahahaha: Luigi won't be the second player for long...

Mr.Nose: Mario: Luigi, you're supposed to go UP the staircase!

crash17: The New NEW Super Mario Bros.

nick: Mario: I wish Luigi was in his I want to stay back at the house mood.
nick: Luigi: Hey look! A penny in the hot lava! I must get it!
nick: Mario: Sometimes teamwork is not the best idea.

Mark: We just HAD to do this on Friday the thirteenth!
Mark: You owe me $5, Mario!

fawfuls friend: First Thwomp from left: Why do I have to be the one next to Mario?

Dasina-chan: Luigi: This is real sad, Mario. I have to teach you the Music Scale the hard way! Do, Re, Mi, Fa,
Dasina-chan: So, La, Ti, D-OOOOOOOOW!

Mario: Luigi! Why are you running?! You're going to get killed!

Lemmy Koopa: Luigi hated the thought of grabbing the ? Ball, clearing the level and releasing his brother
Lemmy Koopa: from almost certain doom, but the plumber in green was down to his final life, after all...

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