Alex: Rob-omb: Ooooo, a coin.
Alex: Thwomp: I've decided that I will look lika a weirdo and pull myself up by a rope from now on.
Alex: Goomba: This lollipop ROCKS! Oh wait... wrong end.
Alex: Mr. Game and Watch: BEEP beep Beep beeP BEep beEP BeEp bEeP. (Translation: Beep beep beep
Alex: beep beep beep.)
Alex: Crazy Daisy: This is sooooo boring. Thank god I have some popcorn. Oh well, I guess I'll hum.

Wooster: The room where new old gags are tested in Lemmy's Land. **GOOD PRIZE**

Exlax Cupcake: Enraged because everyone except Rob-omb failed the driver's test, Mr. Game and Watch
Exlax Cupcake: decided to kill him.

Dasher Koopa: Rob-omb: Mwah ha ha! I am rich! RI- *WHAM!*

Ludwig 222: Thwomp: Hey, get out of the way, Rob-omb, I'm watching a movie here!
Ludwig 222: The only way the Goomba, Thwomp, and Crazee Dayzee got food was from Mr. Game & Watch's
Ludwig 222: Judgement #7 hammer. **GOOD PRIZE**

Daniel: Rob-omb: I wish I had arms so I could pick this up, I'll just try to levitate it with my mind.

Seth: Rob-omb: I know this is a penny, but it's probably worth thousands of money!
Seth: Mr. Game and Watch: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Seth: gOOMBA: hEY yOU, yOUR cAPS lOCK iS oN!

Jeff the Great: Boy, I'd hate to be THEIR dentist!

Terry: Bob-omb: So that's what a cent looks like.

Bobby: Thwomp: NOW! Mr. Game and Watch, slam the pole on Bob-omb!
Bobby: Apparently, little did the little Bob-omb know, the coin had a wire connected underground to an
Bobby: electric generator, waiting to shock him!

Introbulus: Thwomp's Revenge: The Play.
Introbulus: Bob-omb: Darn it!  Why don't I have any hands?!
Introbulus: Game & Watch: See the Bob-omb in its natural habitat. Notice how naturally attracted it is to shiny
Introbulus: objects. Notice how painful it is when I drop this 5-ton Thwomp...
Introbulus: Mr. Game and Watch's producton of "The Stupid Bomb" earned him five Acadamy awards, four
Introbulus: Oscars, and three Lemmy's Land Caption Contest awards!

Mark P: Bob-omb: Ooh, a quarter! Hey, this is actually a counterfeit! And what am I- ARRGH!
Mark P: A perfect ten for Mr. Game and Watch at the 77th annual Baddie Talent Emporium.
Mark P: Smiles always explode the Bob-ombs... almost.
Mark P: Thwomp Block: Hahaha! One coin will rule them... uh oh!
Mark P: Crazy Daisies were now Angry Daisies due to a "harmless" talent show.
Mark P: Commercial Announcer: Come to Mr. Game and Watch's Baddie Recycler, where we turn old
Mark P: baddies to new ones!
Mark P: Bob-omb: Poor Blooper. He just got crushed into a fake coin!
Mark P: Goomba: I'm the traffic director, and I'M supposed to direct you when you're supposed to smash
Mark P: Rob, not you, Mr. Game And Watch!
Mark P: Crazy Daisy: Cut! That was the WORST Thwomp you've put on the job!

Ara: Goomba (to flower): Okay. So you won the Bob-omb in a fair, the Thwomp in a contest, and the Japanese Ara: Trophies in the Veteran Festival. But where in the world did you get that popcorn?!
Ara: Flower: Don't you love Human Mouse Trap?
Ara: Goomba (to flower): I have yet one question. How did we carry all this stuff home? We have no hands!
Ara: Flower: What happened to your tongue?! It used to look like a yield sign!

Crazykoopa: Goomba: MMm... SPOON!!! I love the taste of... spoon... pure metal my... spoon...
Crazykoopa: Rob-omb: Ooooh... shiny, circley-thingy...
Crazykoopa: Thwomp (to himself): Heh heh heh, I can't wait to see Crazee Daisy's face when she discovers I
Crazykoopa: glued her to the chair! XP

Kooshi: Today at Mr. Game and Watch's UNBELIEVABLE show: the gas-drinking Goomba, and a Bob-omb
Kooshi: capable of lifting a Thwomp with the force of his and a penny's mind.

Clayton: Goomba: I love the Drivin' school cafeteria!

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Rob-omb: Oh look, a coin.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Rob-omb: Um, how am I supposed to pick this up?
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Rob-omb: Am I on "Candid Camera"?

Lord Wilco: The trophies in the background are awarded to whoever can do the most damage to Rob-omb.

Zeus: Bob-omb: I agree, coin, I'm living in a madhouse!

Denny: Timmy the Thwomp is happy he got his plastic surgery.

Sami: Before you try to discover the secret behind Mona Lisa's smile, have a look at this!

Roy: The plan to squash Mario a success, the Goomba, Crazy Daisy, and Thwomp have that "It wasn't me"
Roy: look while apparently the Bob-omb was the only one not in on it.

Exlax Cupcake: Rob-omb: Oh cheesemonkeys, it's counterfeit.

Koshi: The competition has come to a tentative moment as Rob-omb competes in the tough Coin-Staring
Koshi: Contest event. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Vinzi: Bomb: Look at this neato coin.

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