Contest 201
Picture by Fried Rooster

Koopa Girl: Rejected episode of "The Price is Right".

Fried Rooster: Sonic: I bid $901!
Fried Rooster: Bob Barker: Sorry, Birdo, that spot was reserved for Fried Rooster, the one who made this all
Fried Rooster: happen.
Fried Rooster: Morton is way over the actual retail price of the bidding prize, a cup of coffee!
Fried Rooster: Too many people wanted to be called down, so the blue podium contains the whole audience.
Fried Rooster: Amy Rose: Go Sonic! Win me a nice, romantic vacation.
Fried Rooster: Knuckles: I should've been called down...
Fried Rooster: Morton: Stop writing on my podium, you hedgehog!
Fried Rooster: The Price is Right lost a lot of money by giving away too many cars, so it had to eliminate the
Fried Rooster: blue podium, nametags, and the audience chairs to save money.
Fried Rooster: After 5 games, the announcer still can't find "Vacent Spot" to come to contestents row.

Jr. of Doom: Morton (The Price is Right announcer): TOADETTE, COME ON DOWN!

Extreme Yoshi: Morton: Listen here, buddy, bid a dollar above me and you'll never see your pink girlfriend
Extreme Yoshi: ever again. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Extreme Yoshi: Bob Barker: This is the last time I let creatures onto my show.

Dry_Bonerangs: Princess Peach isn't holding her heart. She just got shot there.
Dry_Bonerangs: Any particular reason Birdo's bigger than Mario?
Dry_Bonerangs: And, for $900, WHAT IS SONIC DOING HERE?
Dry_Bonerangs: When videogame worlds collide.
Dry_Bonerangs: Tails is stealing Wendy's bow.

Petey Piranha Fan: Toadette: (chanting) MOOOVE TO THE LEFT! BE A WINDOW WIPER! NOW, WILL
Petey Piranha Fan: SOMEBODY CHANGE MY DIAPER?!
Petey Piranha Fan: Sonic: OH YEAH?! WELL, YOUR MOTHER EATS CHAOS CRYSTALS!
Petey Piranha Fan: Morton: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND FORFEIT MY MONEY!
Petey Piranha Fan: Birdo: I knew it was a mistake to eat Mega Mushrooms.
Petey Piranha Fan: Daisy: Hey, watch as I stare hypnotically at the screen!
Petey Piranha Fan: Peach: Yes, Missouri is the capital of Wisconsin!

Super Bro: Wheel of Koopa!
Super Bro: Announcer Guy: Today we have an episode with characters from other dimensions! ... Well, let's
Super Bro: get started!

SmashLink: Luigi: Have you ever noticed that Peach and Daisy have weird anime eyes?

Ravyn78: Koopalings and Bowser Jr: (to Bowser) Come on, Dad, hurry up and take the picture.

Danny Koopa: Ludwig: Will you shut up, Karma?! I'll kiss you once we're bathing in $900 worth of coins!
Danny Koopa: Wendy: Wow! I thought Morton knew that $900 Real World dollars is worth 3 Mushroom
Danny Koopa: Kingdom coins! Uh... I mean, go Morton go!

Banjo_Kazooie: Morton: I bid $900 Bob old Buddy, old pal, chum, friend, dude, Bob, the Bobster, Bobby Banjo_Kazooie: man, for the fine piece of... Oh my DAD! No wait! One million on that wedding cake!!!

YoshiForever: Announcer: Welcome to Famileeeee Feeuuuuud! Oh God, that's a really big family.

Super Mario: Nintendo and Sega come together and make the ultimate ga- WHAT?! It's already stopped
Super Mario: selling for being so horrible?!
Super Mario: Mario is slowly evolving, as he is growing his neck.
Super Mario: Kooper: Well, Toad, I couldn't find a vacant spot for you, but will this vacent spot do? **GOOD Super Mario: PRIZE**

crystal king: Boo behind Sonic: DOWN IN FRONT!

Mini-Yoshi: 6 weeks later Wendy is STILL staring into space!

YoshiDS: Up next on Horribly Stupid Karaoke! Birdo, an invisible Boo, Morton Jr, and who cares since he's
YoshiDS: not from the Mario series!
YoshiDS: Knuckles: See, Sonic? I told you Birdo was checking you out!
YoshiDS: Luigi: AHHHH! I hate Eine Kliene Nactmusik in a very off key manner! IT BURNS!
YoshiDS: Only the Koopalings know what happened behind Wendy, and trust me, you don't wanta know...

crystal king: Susan: Dang, I blinked!

Liggy: Red Yoshi: Who's Bob?
Liggy: There's Toad, Toadette, and Toads... wait, Toadsworth isn't here. I'm cutting the price back down to
Liggy: $800.
Liggy: Lemmy: Why does everyone want to ride?
Liggy: Little do they know E. Gadd is in the back wearing sunglasses to avoid being hypnotized.
Liggy: Morton: (offkey) LOUDON CAKE IS DELICIOUS!
Liggy: Soon afterwards the person who got picked rea lized that the $900 means they take 1,800 coins out of
Liggy: your pocket.
Liggy: Sonic: Does anyone relize this is a crutch, not a microphone?
Liggy: Toadsworth (way in the back covered by the arrow from your mouse): Do I get any airtime?

MarioFan01: Sonic: 901, Bob!

ServantOfNobility: Iggy: THAT'S IT, I'M NEVER USING LUDWIG'S CROSSOVER MACHINE AGAIN!!!

culex: Yoshis: Give us our donuts now or we will take your gold!!!

WendyRulez and Co: Gameshow Host: Congratulations! You're the next contestant on "The Price is Insane"!
WendyRulez and Co: Bob Barker: Ok, how much do you think this 99-cent chicken nugget is worth? **GOOD WendyRulez and Co: PRIZE**

marayo: It's The Price is Right: Morons version.
marayo: Morton: Why is Sonic here and not Susan?!
marayo: Mario: Grr! I hate crossovers!
marayo: Buy Now! The official The Price is Right game: Mario and Sonic version! You can even have three
marayo: people in one space and a square with Fried Rooster's signature! Buy now! Or ELSE!!!
marayo: Sonic's Mom (not pictured): Sonic! Dinner time! Quit playing your virtual The Price is Right game
marayo: and get your friends down here!
marayo: Well Mario wanted all his friends here, and he meant EVERYONE.

King Doopliss: Sonic: I would like to buy a vowel.
King Doopliss: Morton: I think that pool table cost $900, Bob.

Waluigi's Twin: After 15 years of dedication, hard work, and great progress, fans can finally play as Mario
Waluigi's Twin: AND Sonic in a game...show!

Introbulus: Knuckles: Tails... Don't steal Wendy O.'s bow.  The pink totally doesn't match your fur.
Introbulus: Sonic: I'd like to buy a puzzle, Alex!
Introbulus: Brown-haired Koopa: Oh no... It's THAT dream again...
Introbulus: Birdo: Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Fried Rooster really IS my real name.
Introbulus: Morton: Who let the Sega characters in?
Introbulus: Little did Tails know that the Wendy O. he was stealing from was just another dummy.

Tail Koopa: Ludwig: Those contestants are so dumb. They're bidding on the Wii, but they have no idea that
Tail Koopa: the Wii costs $250?
Tail Koopa: The contestants are now bidding on the best prize ever: Bob Barker.
Tail Koopa: Sonic: Hey! Hold on! Rich hasn't introduced the new contestant yet and someone is already
Tail Koopa: bidding!

MarioFan01: Bob: Okay, Sonic, how much do you think this hundred-dollar bill costs?
MarioFan01: Knuckles: Why am I even here? I hate gameshows.
MarioFan01: Yoshi behind Morton: Why don't I get a shirt?
MarioFan01: Little did everyone know, Peach, Toad, and Koopa had formed a team.
MarioFan01: Knuckles: Since when did Tails have three tails?
MarioFan01: That's not Sonic up there guessing, it's Doopliss in disguise!

Super Goomba: No one realizes that that is King Boo's Death Room they are in...

Darkness Yoshi: Unwanted visitors at the Koopa family reunion.
Darkness Yoshi: Smash Bros. Brawl finally gets Sonic, Karma, the Koopalings, and Fried Rooster!
Darkness Yoshi: Next on Mushroom Jeapordy, Birdo, Morton, and Sonic compete to win Earth money that is
Darkness Yoshi: worth nothing on Plit...
Darkness Yoshi: Bob picks one of the Yoshis wearing a T-shirt with his name on it because he is weird.
Darkness Yoshi: Morton has $900, Sonic has nothing, and Birdo had a fried rooster.

lord lemmy: Sonic: 901 dollars, Bob!

Gigashroom: Iggy: My teeth are too big! When is the last time I went to the dentist?!
Gigashroom: Why is Larry smiling next to Susan? IS THIS THE END OF PLIT AS WE KNOW IT?!
Gigashroom: Toad: Aw, COME ON! WHEN DO I GET THE ^&#^$#@%#^$ MONEY?!
Gigashroom: Toad: Wait a minute! We don't HAVE dollars on Plit! 900 dollars is equal to one gold coin! WHAT
Gigashroom: A RIPOFF!!!
Gigashroom: E. Gadd: I'm just to cool for these lame-os!

Spikey Snifit: Sonic: I take the angry mob for $1,000.

Lilboo: Sonic: We still need one more judge.
Lilboo: Roy: Wait, why is Morton here?!

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