Dry_Bonerangs: Mario and Luigi: The Perfume Shop of Dooooom **GOOD PRIZE**
Dry_Bonerangs: Chomp: Mmmm! Luigi's bootie is so... bootielicious!
Dry_Bonerangs: Shy Guy: Huh? Mario... Why are you... farting perfume?

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Goodness, Shy Guy! If you're gonna let loose like that, open a window!
Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: This isn't what I meant by "all-natural chair"!

Jr. of Doom: Glumph: GET YOUR BUTT OUTTA MY FACE, LUIGI!
Jr. of Doom: Shy Guy: My breath isn't that bad... is it?

Waluigi's Twin: Luigi: That's-a the LAST time we crash a tea party!

YoshiDS: Mario: LUIGI! STOP FARTING!

Tail Koopa: For some reason Glurps' breath is minty fresh to creatures, but putrid to humans like the Mario
Tail Koopa: Brothers.
Tail Koopa: Glurp: Hey! I can see my breath!
Tail Koopa: Glurp: I guess that peppermint works, but a little too well.

SmashLink: Mario: Eew, Luigi! Did you just do that?

Lakitufo: Shy Guy: No... I still can't find Waldo...
Lakitufo: Luigi: I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE GOT A PUPPY!!!

Termina, Loyal Koopahari Knight: Luigi: I should-a listened to Mama!

chris: Mario: Man. What stinks?
chris: Shy Guy: Did I just hear a farting noise?
chris: Luigi: Ooooooooowwwww!!! My bum!!!

Donkey Kong!: Shy Guy: I knew bad luck would happen when the word Parakoopa appears above Greenie's
Donkey Kong!: head.

johto555: Luigi: This toilet is defective!

Gigashroom: ...and every time that Mario farted, Luigi was sure to be bit in the butt.
Gigashroom: Luigi: Oh FINALLY, I found a toilet!

Fried Rooster: Gosh, Wario Waft is so disgusting that it made it all the way to Joke's End.
Fried Rooster: Shy Guy: That's it, no more Diet Coke for you Glurps.
Fried Rooster: Beans beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
Fried Rooster: Mario: No! I just got a nose job!
Fried Rooster: Luigi: I didn't write that graffiti!
Fried Rooster: Mario: That cheese is rotten!
Fried Rooster: Luigi: No NO! That's not the way to pickpocket!
Fried Rooster: Mario: Lemmy shaved off my mustache.

Fly Guy: Luigi: OWWW! For the last time, I have NO Mushrooms in my pocket!

Mr.Nose: Luigi: That mysterious gas? Oh, that originated from Mario.

Krystal's Moon: Mario: AUGH, THAT SMELL!

Liggy: Mario: Who farted?

Amber Koopa: Mario: Gosh, first these stupid scene builders, now this pointless puff of purple smoke?!
Amber Koopa: Red Shy Guy: Is that Mario Kart or Mario Fart? **GOOD PRIZE**
Amber Koopa: Luigi: WHHHAAAA!!!
Amber Koopa: Blue Thing on Left: WATER!!!

Koopa Girl: Mario: Toxic fumes! Everybody, out!
Koopa Girl: Shy Guy: I don't think that's how you get a splinter out, Luigi. ***FIRST PRIZE***

patrick5908: Mario: Who ate that super bean taco? Because somyhing smells bad.

ServantOfNobility: Luigi's buns are never safe, are they?

coltranepep: Mario: Yuck! Bad perfume!
coltranepep: Luigi: Ouchies! This seat has sharp, spiky edges.
coltranepep: Tall Shy Guy: Um, Luigi. That's not a seat. That's a blob with sharp teeth.
coltranepep: And the title for this new game is Mario and Luigi: Bad Memories and Misadventures.

Banjo_Kazooie: Mario: PU, Luigi; did you have the taco or the burito?

Hop: Mario: What is that (F)awful cloud of pink smoke?!
Hop: Random Shy Guy: Don't ask me... What are we talking about...?
Hop: Luigi: Just... need... to... relax...!
Hop: And that goes to show, that Jokes End needs air freshener!

Super Goomba: Wow... Mario's farts even disgust Mario himself!

YoshiForever: Luigi: PACMAN ON STEROIDS!!! OMG!!!
YoshiForever: A few guests stayed after the party in Contest 167.

King Doopliss: Luigi: Man my feet hurt, I think I need to sit down.

Boo: Luigi: That is one painful chair.
Boo: Mario: Ewwwww... What is that smell?!
Boo: Drop of Water: They will never see me here!
Boo: Shy Guy: What are you talking about, Mario?

Crystal King: Luigi: I'll just sit on the Slimey Chair of Comfyness now...
Crystal King: Mario: Don't deny it, Shy Guy. Guess you're not so "shy" anyways!

Dark Kiyomaro: Shy Guy: Mario, why are you picking your nose?

WendyRulez and Co: Mario: P U! I could have sworn that came out of the rear end of that Glurp!
WendyRulez and Co: Looks like Luigi got his keister kick- er, bit.
WendyRulez and Co: If Glurps used their behinds instead of their mouths to make their gas, Mario and Luigi
WendyRulez and Co: would have NEVER beaten Bowletta.

Gigashroom: Cloud: HA HA! I am the cloud of stupidity! Anyone who comes in contact with me will become... Gigashroom: uh... stupid and stuff!
Gigashroom: Mario: THIS is the "gift" you get for staying overnight at Larry's Chillton Hotel?!
Gigashroom: Shy Guy: (to Mario) What's wrong? I thought that everyone loves cotton candy!
Gigashroom: Shy Guy: HAHAHA!!! I have captured the Mario Brothers, and nobody can see me! Oh, wait, they
Gigashroom: CAN see me... I mean... Oh no! Whatever is going on? This is TERRIBLE!!! (Hehe. I covered
Gigashroom: THAT up pretty well!)

Morton Clone: The newest game, Super Beat Up the Mario Bros.

Yosh4000: Blurp: Oh boy! I can eat that poisonus cloud that Mario burped out!

Parakoopa: Glurp biting Luigi: (Mmmm... Green Bean taste good...)
Parakoopa: Mario: *gasp* STALKER!
Parakoopa: Shy Guy: *Prrt* Ummm... It was you?
Parakoopa: Glurp in the corner: (Plumbers scare Glurpy!...)

cherry: Unable to walk Shy Guy's bottom-eating plants, Mario and Luigi returned the dogs for certain
cherry: reasons...

Denny W. Koopa: What happens when you eat too many beans...

blue ninja: Gas-X, Mario uses it... BUT HIS FARTS STILL SMELL!!! *hack, hack, yelling for air*

marayo: Shy Guy: *sniff* Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
marayo: Blue Thing: Ah. Fresh plumber.
marayo: Get ready for Mario Pac-man! Now you have to be Mario and Luigi to run away from
marayo: these guys we hired!
marayo: Blue Thing: Must... have... water!
marayo: Mario: I love that minigame Rain of Fire!

Super Bro: Luigi: Yow! Stupid Glurps!
Super Bro: Mario: Whoo! Stinky Guy.

Metaknight82: Luigi: OW!!! Bad chair!!!
Metaknight82: Mario: Phew!!! You should smell this one!
Metaknight82: Glurp: Help me! I'm dying!
Metaknight82: Statue with fire in its mouth: That's it, no more Mexican food!

Rescue72: Luigi: You lied to me, Mario, this is not a toilet!

MJ: Shy Guy: I don't remember inviting them...
MJ: Mario: Luigi... LUIGI! There's someone here! He can see everything we're doing!
MJ: Shy Guy: (to Mario) So graffiting Isle Delfino wasn't enough, so you went and painted my wall, too?!

Montana Reiman: Mario: Darn you, stupid Shy Guy! You farted!

Ric.: Mario and Luigi discover the abilities you get with a butt in a painful way.

Danny Koopa: Mario: Ok, who was it?

Tahu: And they're doing all this for the word "Parakoopa".
Tahu: Nobody even noticed the blue thing coming to get the question mark until it was too late...
Tahu: What's a Shy Guy doing in an ice castle?
Tahu: Mario: This is a perfect opportunity to find out what's under a Shy Guy's mask... But it's too late!

Koopaling Josh: Mario: Aw, Luigi! Do you always have to do that when you're scared?

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