Mr.Nose: Larry: These are love arrows? Dang, I wanted to hurt somebody.

Waluigi's Twin: After Larry used Cupid's bow during March to pull a prank on Luigi, he realized that
Waluigi's Twin: his calender was completely messed up.

AAAA: Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Fried Rooster: Luigi: I keep telling you! I'm not Casanova Koopa anymore!***FIRST PRIZE***
Fried Rooster: A remake of the old SMB3 episode "The Beauty of Kootie".
Fried Rooster: Larry: Strange, I didn't even shoot the arrow yet.
Fried Rooster: Koopa Paratroopa: Give me back my wings!
Fried Rooster: Luigi: Shoot! I forgot my raccoon suit!
Fried Rooster: Luigi: Some weirdo stole my Cupid job.
Fried Rooster: Figures Wendy's dream date is a HUMAN!
Fried Rooster: Larry: Now to fix up Ludwig x Karma, Roy x Cassie, and then get Susan to fall for
Fried Rooster: someone else.

Lakitufo: Larry: I hope everybody realizes that the arrow missed...
Lakitufo: Wendy: I LOVE YOU, MR... What's your name again?
Lakitufo: This is the story where Luigi is trying to act like Godzilla to get attention. It worked well on
Lakitufo: Wendy.

Darcy: Wendy: I LOVE YOU!!!

Ravyn78: Larry: Wendy, you're supposed to chase Mario, not Luigi!

Tail Koopa: Larry: I guess when the advertisement said that the love arrows are guaranteed to work,
Tail Koopa: it actually meant it.

supercomputer276: Larry: Strange... I thought this'd be as funny as Contest 52...

Sergeant Dark Bones: Larry: I knew I should've practiced my aim...

Gigashroom: Larry: Wait... I didn't even fire an arrow yet.
Gigashroom: Wendy: I LOVE YOU, SKY!!!

shell mario: Larry: I'm not sure if Luigi sees that concrete wall ahead...
shell mario: Larry: Whoops, I did it again!

Dark Koopatrol: Larry: Oopsie daisy. I should not shoot that love arrow at Wendy because we
Dark Koopatrol: wanted Luigi to come to our castle and now he will never come to our castle.

Shell mario: Larry: Hey! How can Luigi fly without wings?
Shell mario: As Luigi kept running and running from Wendy, he left the caption and had a picnic with
Shell mario: Larry.
Shell mario: Luigi: Curse my good looks!
Shell mario: Larry: Hey! I have wings, I can fly! Weeeeeeeee!
Shell mario: Wendy: You can run, but I'll catch you and you'll be mine forever! Muuuhaha!
Shell mario: Larry: The reason i'm not laughing is because I would be scared, too.
Shell mario: Luigi: Hey! I'm finally popular like Mario!
Shell mario: Larry: Hey! Get this question mark away from my head! Ow! Quit bumping my head! Do
Shell mario: you want me to make Wendy chase you?
Shell mario: Luigi: Why did I go to Larry's Valentines party anyway? Now I'm stuck in this mess!
Shell mario: Luigi: I'm being chased by Godzilla!!!
Shell mario: Luigi: When I went to go battle Wendy, I didn't think this would happen!
Shell mario: If you think Luigi's scared now, imagine how scared he'll be when Wendy catches him!
Shell mario: One of the reasons Luigi really started picking up the pace was he realised that
Shell mario: Wendy just got her nails done.
Shell mario: It's Plit's favorite soap opera, The Loved and the Loveless.
Shell mario: Larry: Oh my DAD! I left the water running at home!!!

coltranepep: Luigi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Run for your lives! It's the boy-crazed
coltranepep: Wendy!
coltranepep: Wendy: Come back, my beautiful green love buoy!
coltranepep: Larry: Why did I become Cupid?
coltranepep: Actually, it was February 17, 3 days after Valentine's Day.
coltranepep: Cupid Yoshi (offscreen): I want my job back, you green turtle mutant freak!
coltranepep: %#@$@!$%!

Koopa Girl: Luigi: Love hurts.

Tommy Koopa: Luigi: Ow! I bit my tongue!

Ric.: Fact: Luigi's brains malfunction if love is in the air.
Ric.: Luigi suddenly remembred that he is Mario's brother.
Ric.: Larry: I wonder when she'll notice that that is a normal arrow...

Metal Sonic: Luigi: I'M SORRY, WENDY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK YOUR JEWELRY BOX! **GOOD Metal Sonic: PRIZE**
Metal Sonic: This is what happens when Cupid Larry acidentally shoots Luigi with a regular arrow.
Metal Sonic: This is an alternate dimension in which Koopas love the Mario Bros.
Metal Sonic: Luigi: MU HA HA HA HA! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I WILL FLY!!!

Luigi: Wendy: Come back, my darling! I love you! Give me a thousand kisses!
Luigi: Luigi: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Help me! Anyone!
Luigi: Larry: So that's what Ludwig meant when he said the Luigi love potion was strong. Wait, why
Luigi: am I dressed like Cupid?

Boolia: Luigi: Ewwww, I 've been kissed by Kootie Pie!
Boolia: Kootie Pie: Come back, my love!
Boolia: Larry: Wait a minute, wasn't Valentine's Day two weeks ago?
Boolia: Cupid (offsceen): First it was that boy in the silly pink hat, then it was that crazy Toad, now
Boolia: it's you, and you are worse: you are doing it on the wrong day!

Pokemaniac Joe: Luigi: Get away from me, vile Koopa, as I am the son of a plumber!

ChaChaCha: Luigi, Wendy, and Larry go crazy as the final 3 on "Survivor".

The Spectre: Larry: Aw, man. These were supposed to make her fall in pain, not love!**GOOD
The Spectre: PRIZE**

chris: Luigi: Help meeeee!!!!
chris: Wendy: Come here, Luigi. Let me kiss you!
chris: Larry: Erm... Oh dear.

Ms Toadstool: Luigi: I hope Wendy isn't in her running shoes!
Ms Toadstool: Larry: Poor Luigi. When Wendy catches him she's really gonna show why love hurts!
Ms Toadstool: Larry: Now who's next? Ooh, how about Morton and Daisy?

Liggy: Larry: Hmm... Did I use the repel or attract arrow?
Liggy: Larry: Luigi, you look like you've seen a Wendy!

The Dryest Bones: Larry: Wow, since Ludwig's inventions always fail, I thought the Cupid-tron 5000
The Dryest Bones: would make Wendy destroy Luigi out of hate. Oh well, this is pretty good, too.

crystal king: Larry: Oops, I hit the wrong moro- Hey Lemmy!
crystal king: Luigi's high jump finally comes in handy...

WendyRulez and Co: Larry: Hmm... On second thought... taking over Cupid's job for a day might not
WendyRulez and Co: be such a good idea...
WendyRulez and Co: Larry: Two birds with one stone!

Metaknight82: Luigi: AAAAA!!! Run for your lives! It's fat and ugly like Mario!!! It's Wendy Koopa!!!
Metaknight82: Larry: Oops... Wrong target...
Metaknight82: Larry: So that's what these do.
Metaknight82: Larry: Good thing that wasn't Susan (since she always is close to me, imagine what
Metaknight82: would happen if I hit her and was the first person she saw...)
Metaknight82: Luigi: You'll pay for this, Larry Koopa :(
Metaknight82: On arrows: Warning, effect will last until midnight... Why's it always midnight?
Metaknight82: Luigi: Ow, I hit a TV screen. Stupid Super Smash Bros. and Wendy using Mega Ugly
Metaknight82: attack.
Metaknight82: I don't know which is uglier, constipated Luigi, or Wendy.

Donkey Kong!: A screenshot from Luigi's new game, and yes, it's dumb.

YoshiForever: Luigi: SUSAN!!! WENDY'S AFTER YOU!!! (Ew...)

Amber Koopa: Is Larry THIS clueless?!
Amber Koopa: This is when Luigi's ability to jump high pays off.
Amber Koopa: Larry: That oughta get Wendy back for stealing my Gameboy!
Amber Koopa: Larry: These Cupid arrows are real?

Green Lantern: Larry: See, Luigi? I knew you'd win that 500-yard dash, you just needed some
Green Lantern: motivation.

TITAN: Luigi: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! MAD KOOPA!

Jonathan: Luigi: AHHHHH!!! I'm being chased by a spoiled idiot! AAAHHHH!!!

Koopaling Josh: Mario paid Larry to shoot Daisy with a love arrow for Luigi, but it seems he can't
Koopaling Josh: tell the difference!

Ham: Luigi's greatest fears have gone up to a whole new level.

Super Troopa: Little did Luigi know, Wendy was just in love with the cookie in his pocket.
Super Troopa: Larry: Hmm, I'm going to make Wendy fall in love with me. Let's see. L-U-I-G-I. Yep,
Super Troopa: that spells Larry.
Super Troopa: Wendy: Luigi! I'll never forget you! Wait, who was I talking about again?

marayo: Larry: I just LOVE my hypnotizing arrows!
marayo: Wendy: Come back here, Luigi! I LOVE YOU!
marayo: Luigi has one word to say: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: Oh no! My outrageously handsome self has allowed this poor damsel to
Petey Piranha Fan: confess her love! But how could she resist my amazing figure, my incredible
Petey Piranha Fan: mustache, my James Bond looks? Hey, do I hear laughing?

Koop: Luigi: AAGH! Help! Some deranged loony is chasing me!

Ms.Toadstool: Luigi: Hey, this cologne is a girl magnet! Thank you, Ludwig! Wait, Ludwig made
Ms.Toadstool: this?!

Dry_Bonerangs: Larry: Oops! My arrow slipped!
Dry_Bonerangs: Luigi: AAAH! WENDY WANTS MY DS!!! THE HORROR!!!
Dry_Bonerangs: Wendy: Luigi, WHY DID YOU TACK THESE FREAKIN' VALENTINES IN MY EYES?!
Dry_Bonerangs: Mario Prank 2: Koopaling Valentines tack-up.

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