Fried Rooster: Wario: It's not my fault that Yoshi aged terribly.
Fried Rooster: Mario: It was Ludwig who summoned George Washington through a time machine and forced
Fried Rooster: him to play a judge.
Fried Rooster: Tayce T: Guilty!
Fried Rooster: Mario: Wario is making me shiver! He's a witch, I tell you!
Fried Rooster: Just be glad this isn't Judge Judy.

WendyRulez and Co: Toad: Welcome to the Court of Sham Trials.

Mario Maestro: Mario: Wario! You've stolen my castle, tarnished my good name, attepted to cheat your
Mario Maestro: WarioWare designers out of their fair share of the profits, and now you've got a waffle stuck
Mario Maestro: to the ceiling?!

Shell Mario: Yoshi: When's this trial gonna end? I've been here for fifteen years!!!
Shell Mario: Toad typewriting: Hey! I made a bunny out of the letters!
Shell Mario: Mario: I'M TELLING YOU, HE STOLE MY NACHOS AT THE BASEBALL GAME!!! THEY WERE
Shell Mario: 3.99!!!
Shell Mario: Mario: I like your hair, can I try it on?
Shell Mario: Toad typing: This is a bad time to not know how to spell.
Shell Mario: Unfortunately, Mario didn't realize the door in the back was painted on when he really had to
Shell Mario: use the bathroom.
Shell Mario: Yoshi: COME ON, WHO DOESN'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?!
Shell Mario: Mario: Judge, can I borrow your hammer thingy? Because I could make some really nice "stuff"
Shell Mario: with it.

The Spectre: Mario: My client hit that clock out of sheer self defense. The clock struck first!
The Spectre: Stenographer: Hey, Mario, slow down your examination. I'm trying to figure out how many "e's"
The Spectre: there are in "court". **GOODPRIZE**

Flame Chocobo: Wario: Just because Yoshi is wearing a beard with glue marks, and I'm holding a glue bottle,
Flame Chocobo: that does NOT mean I'm guilty!

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: WHAT?! I can't be GUILTY! I'm not even on TRIAL!
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: So, before we let the jury back in, I'd like to say that they're all a bunch of nimrods
Petey Piranha Fan: and should just say guilty already. Wait, they're ALREADY back in?!

MetalMario: Luigi: I love playing with my Mario Court dolls!

ChaChaCha: Yoshi: What is so interesting on the ceiling, Mario?
ChaChaCha: Clerk: My fingers hurt.
ChaChaCha: Mario: Come on, hand, make a fireball.
ChaChaCha: Wario: Don't stand on the word on the floor, Mario.

Lakitufo: Only Mario would take someone to court just for not letting him borrow a cup of cheese...
Lakitufo: Wario: I didn't steal his Gameboy! I stole his cheese, GameCube, TV, flooring, trophies, and his
Lakitufo: coins, but not the Gameboy!

king bowser koopa: Mario: Hey, Wario didn't do anything!

ServantOfNobility: As if Mario hadn't shown off enough talents...
ServantOfNobility: Wario: Your honor, I object to these proceedings! That "professional lawyer" over there
ServantOfNobility: is an imbecile! He worships CHEESE, for crying out loud!
ServantOfNobility: Bailiff: The case of Mario vs. Wario will now begin. Mario has charged Wario with
ServantOfNobility: conspiracy to eliminate all cheese from Plit!
ServantOfNobility: Yoshi: I don't see how anything's going to be accomplished. Neither the judge nor the
ServantOfNobility: stenographer have mouths!

Waluigi's Twin: Mario: What do you mean, "Phoenix Wright is property of Capcom"?!

YoshiForever: Mario: Wario just ate 36 million bulbs of garlic and breathed in my face!

crystal king: Mario: This man couldn't have stolen the cheese, 'cause I DID! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Danny Koopa: Judge: Hey, can I have the number three combo with a shake?

Rhinox: Luigi (looking at caption): "Super Mario: Ace Attorney in the Mushroom Kingdom"?! Okay, what kind
Rhinox: of garbage did Shigeru Miyamoto drink this time?!

YoshiDS: Mario: He's the one that stole my one-of-a-kind moldy chesse!
YoshiDS: Toad at typewriter: I hope no one finds out I'm actually writing my shopping list...

Donkey Kong!: It's the new game "Super Mario Lawyer". You know what it's about, so enjoy this percent sign
Donkey Kong!: % ^v^

Mr.Nose: Mario: Yes, Wario is guilty, he stole my couch, my chairs, and now he even stole my seat next to the
Mr.Nose: judge!

Bowser Junior: Wario: I'm telling you! I didn't rob the bank! I just happened to be there when the robbery
Bowser Junior: happened, dressed in all black with a sack full of money while running away from the police!

Remay: Let the record show that the defendent has answered all my questions by farting.

Dark Koopatrol: Wario: What?! I broke the law because I wear a T-shirt and my eyes are like this?!

Birdo Koopa: Mario: Get that idiot out of my house!!!
Birdo Koopa: Yoshi: SO sad...

Koop: Mario: I find Wario guilty! For nothing!

Ms.Toadstool: Toad typing: Whoops, out of paper. Now to fake it!
Ms.Toadstool: Wario: Why does the judge suddenly look like a marshmallow?

Rhinox: It seems that the villains now have a good reason to fear Mario.

trexsiah: Mario: That's the guy who stole my Mushroom.

Ravyn78: Lawyer Mario: (pointing to Wario) Is THAT the man you saw leaving the pyramid with the treasure?

Gigashroom: Mario: ...and I find the defendant guilty because... Ah, shoot! I can't remember why he's
Gigashroom: innocent!
Gigashroom: Mario: Wario, do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help
Gigashroom: you DAD?!
Gigashroom: Mario's occupation as an attorney at law failed miserably when he tried to question the
Gigashroom: over-inflated Wario balloon.
Gigashroom: Hey, kids! How many things can you find wrong in this picture? One thing has already been
Gigashroom: filled in: MARIO GETS A POLITICAL-BASED JOB.
Gigashroom: TV Announcer: Now it's time for another episode of Judge-WHO IN DAD'S NAME IS THAT?!
Gigashroom: Mario: Wario, can you identify the person who stole my invisible coin, just like the one I'm
Gigashroom: holding right now? **GOOD PRIZE**
Gigashroom: Getting this job was no easy task for Mario. He had to go through difficult assignments, with
Gigashroom: the most difficult one being writing his name on a contract.

TITAN: Mario: I am here accusing Wario of an illegal attempt to rob the Mushroom Kingdom goverment's TITAN: bank. The story was confirmed by the video from the infrared camera that was just installed.

Tail Koopa: Judge: Mario, I understand how terrible you feel, but we can't hold court just because Wario
Tail Koopa: defeated you in a Mario Party game.
Tail Koopa: Judge: Mario, we can't really consider this a crime if Wario just robbed a penny from Princess
Tail Koopa: Peach.

bombiel: Mario: I accuse the defendent, Wario, of being a fat, lazy slob who steals people's money over the
bombiel: Internet!

Eric the Koopa: Wario: Look, the flesh-eating bunny was out of its cage when I got there, I swear it!

Fire Flower: Mario: (pointing at Zess T) I had asked her to make me a Lemon Candy after giving her Cake Mix
Fire Flower: and a Lemon, but NOOO! She needed me to ste-err... get her a frying pan! A FRYING PAN!!! ...
Fire Flower: Why does that reporter have a pencil for an ear?

Dias Koopa: Mario: I, Mario Mario, declare that my client, Wario, is not guilty of theft, mugging,
Dias Koopa: pick-pocketing, killing 100,000,000,000,000,000 citizens to get a sliver of a coin, being within
Dias Koopa: 500,000 miles of an "Atticus", and being in a caption!

Dooplisselle Koopa: Mario: HIM! HE'S THE ONE WHO STOLE MY KITTY CAT DOLLY!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Wario: All I did was take all of his money and possessions!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Grandpa Yoshi: *sniff* THEY GROW UP SO FAST!!!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Green Toad: So the big Mushroom-top thingamabobers ARE hats! I must research this.
Dooplisselle Koopa: Zess T: This isn't Lemmy's Interviews. D-I-E! DIE!

Kkadwell: Mario: Give it up, Wario! With the judge distracted by the celebrity gossip I've fed to the clerk, he
Kkadwell: won't even HEAR your objection to my questionable questioning techniques!

Jr. of Doom: Mario: I accuse Wario of... taking my hat, sticking a fake beard on Yoshi, making Toads look
Jr. of Doom: weird, and making this WHOLE STUPID CAPTION!!!

Ric.: Everybody was very surprised that Wario actually fit IN the chair.

Lord Lemmy: Mario: AND WHY DO YOU THINK THE PASTA SAUCE IS ALL OVER HIS MOUTH?! I'm telling
Lord Lemmy: you that he stole from my fridge!

Funky Duck: Mario: I'M TELLING YOU, HE STOLE MY BARBIE DOLL!

Morton Clone: Mario Mario, attorney at law.
Morton Clone: Mario's stupidity follows him to court, where he doesn't even look at the judge.
Morton Clone: Yoshi: OMG, Mario is a lawyer!!!
Morton Clone: Mario is complaining to DAD because this case would have ended hours ago if the judge had
Morton Clone: a mouth.
Morton Clone: Obviously this is the sequel to Yoshi's Island DS, because Yoshi is OOOOOLLLLLDDDDDD!

Ham: Wario: Whaddaya mean I gotta say the whole truth and nothin' but the truth?

Yoshi tamer: Wario: Maybe I did eat the pizza with an odd amount of mushrooms... and maybe I didn't, ever Yoshi tamer: think of that?

Mini-Yoshi: Yoshi: DANG IT! I'm wearing a fake beard, framed Wario, and took jury duty, and he still found out
Mini-Yoshi: I took his cheese! Oh wait, he's pointing at Wario... ***FIRST PRIZE***

Extreme Yoshi: Judge: Let it be noted that Mario is pointing towards Wario's nose.
Extreme Yoshi: Yoshi: I'm getting too old for this...
Extreme Yoshi: Mario: And furthermore, why should this guy get a game for the Nintendo DS? What game?
Extreme Yoshi: Wario Master of Disguise. I'm not seeing any disguise, now, am I?

Danny Koopa: Wario: Stop makin' fun of me 'cause I'm fat! I have a bad case of O.B.C.T!!!
Danny Koopa: Uh... Why did Atticus draw a McDonalds guy? Maybe Wario can get a little hungry...
Danny Koopa: Mario: Well you see, I was holding the donut like this, and that big, fat meanie ate it!

marayo: Mario: I accuse Wario of stealing the cookies from the cookie jar!
marayo: Wario: I am NOT fat! It's just a fat suit I need to balance.
marayo: Judge: Okay, I hereby find that Mario is stupid and boring.

Metal Sonic: Wario: Stupid pesky fly. Land on my nose. I'm gonna whack you so hard your
Metal Sonic: great-grandchildren are gonna feel it...
Metal Sonic: Mario: I blame the weird Mushroom thing on the judge's desk!
Metal Sonic: Yoshi: Since when have I had a beard?
Metal Sonic: Mario: WARIO is the one who stole my lawyers hat!
Metal Sonic: Judge: Boy, that Green Toad can type fast.
Metal Sonic: This is the courtroom that makes anyone who's not a Toad go cross-eyed.

Zippy: Mario: Objection! Wait, that's not my line!

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