Tail Koopa: Mario: Hey, I can see my grandma's house from here!

Amber Koopa: Koopa Troopa: This is what happens when you get airsick.
Amber Koopa: Luigi: I'm not holding onto the nail, yet I'm not flying up!
Amber Koopa: Parakoopa (offscreen): If I want to kill Nintendo's mascots with one picture, maybe I'd
Amber Koopa: better be more careful...

Mr.Nose: The reason why Luigi now refuses to go on adventures with Mario.

Koopa Girl: Up, up, and away!

Shell Mario: Mario: Oh no! Luigi is stuck and I need to get to the intro of my next game. Hey Koopa,
Shell Mario: wanna be a sidekick?
Shell Mario: Mario: Luigi, we need to fix King Boo's toilet, SO GET IN HERE, STOP CRYING, CHANGE
Shell Mario: YOUR PANTS AND UNDERWEAR, AND LET'S GO!
Shell Mario: Luigi: Sun in eyes, losing grip, bladder control lost, here we go
Shell Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Shell Mario: Koopa Troopa: Oh boy, Mario found cheese again. Wait, where did the three Goombas
Shell Mario: who painted each other go?
Shell Mario: Mario: Oh no! I left my Skittles on the cloud! Now I'll never taste the rainbow!!! **GOOD PRIZE**
Shell Mario: Mario: (to Luigi) What do you mean you're CLAUSTROPHOBIC? EVERYONE LOVES SANTA
Shell Mario: CLAUS!!!

WendyRulez and Co: Unfortunately, Mario's plan to kidnap everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom had
WendyRulez and Co: a flaw: Luigi has a REALLY firm grip.

Boolia: Mario: Come on, Luigi, the Koopa of Snoz was no help to us, we're going home.
Boolia: Luigi: Goodbye, Nailie, I won't forget to write!
Boolia: Koopa: (singing) Oh the magic's gone missin', but everyone's still wishin', yet their dreams
Boolia: had fallen flat upon the ground.

Metal Sonic: Mario: Luigi! Don't let go! There's a doomship full of nails and random sharp objects
Metal Sonic: overhead!
Metal Sonic: A deleted scene from Mario and Luigi: Retarded Star Saga.

Mini-Yoshi: Little did they know, they were leaving Dinosaur Land without Peach.

Dry_Bonerangs: Luigi: Wait! I left my contact lens behind!
Dry_Bonerangs: Mario Kite DS: Luigi's Scare remix
Dry_Bonerangs: Koopa: When I look behind me, I will see two heroes trying to escape from a
Dry_Bonerangs: dangerous place. Or, I'll see Mario and Luigi...

Fried Rooster: This isn't how to bungee-jump.
Fried Rooster: Koopa Troopa: (singing) I work hard for the money, like the one on that balloon.
Fried Rooster: Ash Ketchum (offscreen): Pikachu! Destroy that balloon! Oh wait, that's not Team
Fried Rooster: Rocket's, sorry.
Fried Rooster: It's a good thing that's not Mario trying to reach for that.

lazy mario spiny koopa: Mario: Mamamia! Luigi, you didn't put the rope right!
lazy mario spiny koopa: Luigi: Oh no! Now Koopa Troopa won't ride with us!
lazy mario spiny koopa: Koopa Troopa: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I want to ride on the Mario
lazy mario spiny koopa: balloon.

hyper c. yoshi: Mario: Luigi! You're not supposed to tie the rope to your ankle, it's supposed to be
hyper c. yoshi: tied to the nail!

blueninja: Luigi: YO! I don't wanna go on da plane 'cos I'm gangsta G!!! **GOOD PRIZE**

Shadina: Luigi: But Mario! I don't wanna go to Cheese and Bacon World! WHAAAAAAAA!!!

astromatt3: Koopa: So... tired... after... two... steps...
astromatt3: Luigi: I have mastered the nailhand!
astromatt3: Mario: Luigi! I'm scared of oxygen!
astromatt3: Parakoopa (word): AHH! I'M SCARED OF HOT-AIR BALLOONS!!!

Lakitufo: Pokemon Narrator: Who's that guy holding the balloon? We don't know, we were hoping
Lakitufo: you would answer...
Lakitufo: Mario couldn't tie a knot around the ring, so he just used Luigi's leg instead. If Koopa does
Lakitufo: not leave, he will get tied too.
Lakitufo: Mario: Hey! That bag has an explosive in it!

lord lemmy: "Super Mario World Saga", the new, hilarious game where you can drive a hot-air
lord lemmy: balloon and hit Luigi against the trees underneath you!!!

Super Luigi 55: Luigi: Bad things always happen to the hot plumber...

remay: Mario: Please help us, Beady-Note Koopa! The Mario Brothers' height difference must not get
remay: any greater!!!

Ric.: For some reason, Luigi didn't want to leave the sprinkler behind.
Ric.: Today on "Luigi Meets Rope": Luigi and a hot-air balloon!
Ric.: Luigi wanted to leave as quickly as possible when he saw that Mario's hot-air balloon was
Ric.: completely made of cheese and red sauce.

Ravyn78: Koopa: (to Luigi) Whatever you're thinking, Luigi, I didn't tie your foot to the rope on the
Ravyn78: hot-air balloon.

The Spectre: Luigi: NOW I know why I never got that Knot Knowledge badge in Scouting!
The Spectre: Mario: Well, he's no good as a sidekick, but we always needed an anchor...
The Spectre: Koopa: You know, if you didn't like my remix of "We Are the Champions", you could've
The Spectre: just WALKED away. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Adam: Luigi: Ahh! Hey! Someone help me!

Koop: Luigi: Mario! Don't make me go! I love this Koopa's singing!

christian: Koopa: Luigi's getting pulled away by a balloon. Mario is in the balloon. And I am a retarded Koopa.

chris: Mario: Hmmm... Which way to go?
chris: Luigi: Wait! I'm tangled in the rope.
chris: Koopa: Those Mario Bros. are so dumb. They'll end up crashing the balloon.

Midna: Mario: OH NOES! TEH CITY ARE ON WATAR!

Ms Toadstool: Mario: Listen, yo, you're gonna get in here and go to the cheese convention or... I'll make
Ms Toadstool: Wario sit on you again. I don't think you want a hunch for a week!

P.T. Piranha: ... Nothing I say will work.

coltranepep: Mario: Luigi! Let go! I have to go to Paris where I can learn to say bathroom in French!
coltranepep: Luigi: MUST... NOT... LET... GO!
coltranepep: Green Koopa Troopa: What a bunch of idiots.
coltranepep: Someone may have written "Parakoopa" in the sky, but wait until the winds starts blowing the
coltranepep: hot-air balloon away.

Boxman: Mario: Mamamia, Luigi! I told you before, there's no room for you!

Lord Lemmy: Mario: Luigi, I don't think we are going anywhere with you holding on to the nail...

Dark Koopatrol: Mario: That Koopa said that those bags are Money Bags. Maybe if I drop them here and get
Dark Koopatrol: them later...

YoshiForever: Luigi: WAIT! THERE'S SOME KIND OF TREASURE UNDER THAT NAIL!!! I'M SURE OF IT!!!
YoshiForever: WAAAAAAAAA!!!
YoshiForever: Luigi: WHOEVER INVENTED HOT-AIR BALLOON BUNGEE JUMPING CAN GO TO- Oh, wait, I
YoshiForever: did. My bad.

Static-Z: Mario: (to self) I tried to tell Mario that regular rope wouldn't work with bungee jumping.
Static-Z: Distracted Koopa Troopa: What's the purpose of this? I'm busy crying for no reason and trying to
Static-Z: figure out why this musical note thing is hovering above my head.
Static-Z: Luigi: @&^$%*!

Liggy: Luigi: Mario! How many times do I have to tell you I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?!

Lilboo: Koopa: Mario never gave me my one coin to go on the balloon.
Lilboo: Mario: Luigi, you're supposed to be on the balloon, not attached!
Lilboo: Luigi: Must get nail to stab Mario!

Super Mario: Troopa: *sigh* I've been having such a hard time ever since I had this music note chained to
Super Mario: my head.
Super Mario: Mario: ARGH! My Luigi-shaped rope ripped off the hook!
Super Mario: Problem is, it's a rental.

Flame Chocobo: Mario: Oh, I had the directions upside down, Luigi's supposed to be IN the hot-air balloon.
Flame Chocobo: Mario: Okay Luigi, now grab on to the highly sensitive motion sensor bomb, and we'll be
Flame Chocobo: off...
Flame Chocobo: Mario: I'm sorry I put my logo on the balloon, just come back up here, you have too much to
Flame Chocobo: live for!

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