Jr. of Doom: Welcome to the new game for the Wii: Super Mario Ohmygoshyoulostyourbetsandsomeenemyisgonnakillya!

Mr.Nose: Wario: Okay Waluigi, my card says jump up on the table and take all the money including yours, and my spidey sense says your card
Mr.Nose: says sit and watch me take the money with no objection.

Fried Rooster: OMG! Wario is generous enough to donate his money.
Fried Rooster: Peach: Boo! I am the ghost of the future.
Fried Rooster: Fire Bro: Wow, Dry Bones, I didn't know you could do vertical gardening.
Fried Rooster: Mario: (watching SMBSS) All right, who's responsible for all those bad coloring errors?
Fried Rooster: Mario: Plumbers or TV repairmen? Take your pick. I'm getting tired of doing all your work, Princess.

lilblueyoshi: I can't tell whether it's a Wii party or Wario is betting on them to both lose.

Waluigi's Twin: After Mario used his money to pay for a television, a Wii, and a poker table, he completely forgot to add a front door to his
Waluigi's Twin: house.

Lakitufo: Peach: I hope they realize that the Wii is playing a demo...

Shell Mario: Toad: I didn't invite any of you over, so go home! Wait- there isn't a door!!!
Shell Mario: Dry Bones: Hey Wario, I don't think you're supposed to eat the playing card!
Shell Mario: Little did Wario know that in the bag were more game chips!
Shell Mario: Toad: Mario! If you wanna watch a movie, put in a video, not my Wii remote!!!
Shell Mario: As Mario continued to play the Wii with Luigi, he accidentally threw his remote into the TV, and he thought by jumping into the
Shell Mario: TV he could get it back!
Shell Mario: When Mario heard the word "channel surfing" he immediately jumped on the remote and tried to surf through channels! (Idiot.)
Shell Mario: Mario: Where is the nunchuck? I want to fight ninjas!
Shell Mario: Hammer Bro: I wonder if I can hit Toad from all the way over here. Serves him right for stealing all my Polly Pockets!
Shell Mario: Mario: 8... 9... 27! Knockout! Oh yeah! Just look at my skill level now! It says practice game.
Shell Mario: Peach: Mario, did you take your pills today?

Ravyn78: Wario: Waluigi, would you remind me what card game we are playing again?

Tail Koopa: TV: So all you people should learn a lesson that you people next door shouldn't wager all your chips in Poker when you have no
Tail Koopa: good hand.
Tail Koopa: Wario: Hey, no fair! You drew aces on the cards in your hand!
Tail Koopa: Toad: No! Turn it back to the cooking channel! Emeril was going to do a "bam!"

Koopa Girl: Yellow Toad: Yay! Wario's winning!

MetalMario: This is why Peach never has parties.

YoshiForever: Mario: No, Luigi, I need to watch Everybody Hates Chris. HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET A SECOND REMOTE?! NO
YoshiForever: FAAAAIIIIRRRRR!

Jonathan: Mario: The Money Game. Try to get the most money by gambling!

Danny Koopa: The last thing Wario said was "I thought Paragoombas were potty-trained!"

Gigashroom: Luigi: Mario, I think that this plan of getting me thinner has just crossed the line!
Gigashroom: Peach: MARIO! I TOLD YOU TO GET A SUPER NINTENDO! A SUPER NINTENDO!!!
Gigashroom: Mario: Yay yay YAY!!! I love playing "Watch the Paint Dry" on my Wii!
Gigashroom: Sadly, this is Nintendo's plan for the next Mario Party.
Gigashroom: Wario and Waluigi are collecting the money they got for stealing the Mario Brothers' Wii and selling it on Ebay.
Gigashroom: Wario: Yes! We collected all the one-coin chips from all the casinos on Plit! Now we can play Pogs!!!
Gigashroom: Hammer Bro: I've done it! I have hit everyone in this room with my hammers, causing them to go compleley insane!
Gigashroom: Eeheeheeeheeheehee!!!

WendyRulez and Co: TV: MWA HA HA HA HA! TODAY, ALL OF PLIT! TOMORROW, IRAQ, THE DAY AFTER THAT, JAPAN, AND THE DAY
WendyRulez and Co: AFTER THAT, THE WORLD!!!
WendyRulez and Co: Toad: Oh it's terrible! Mario and Luigi have their eyes glued to the screen! Please turn off the TV so they can move
WendyRulez and Co: their eyes away!
WendyRulez and Co: Koopa: Wow! Barney's mind control is really strong!
WendyRulez and Co: When the Piranha Plant and Fire Bro got in a contest to see how big they could make their fireballs, they were arrested
WendyRulez and Co: for arson!

freekhenstra: Peach: Mario, I think a virtual campfire doesn't work with marshmallows! **GOOD PRIZE**

Liggy: Hey look, Mario and Luigi are playing Guitar Hero!

Ms Toadstool: McDonalds finally found a "waiting room" for their least favorite custumers.
Ms Toadstool: Jumping Toad: Must prevent bladder from exploding... Ooooooooooo! Why did I drink from that bottomless glass of
Ms Toadstool: lemonade?! Woah, that's thirsty work, I think I'll have some more.
Ms Toadstool: Peach: When did Luigi get so fat, and where did Yoshi go?
Ms Toadstool: Peach: Hey, did you guys notice that there's no way out? Wait... that means I'm stuck with these idiots! HELP ME!
Ms Toadstool: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

Koop: Waluigi: Ha! Full House! Now I've got all your money!
Koop: Right now Mario and Luigi are playing the Wii while Waluigi and Wario are gambling to buy a flat-screen TV.

Flame Shadow: Mario and Luigi: Wii play our Wii... wait.
Flame Shadow: Yellow Toad: I see London, I see France, I see Luigi's underpants! ... But what about when I don't see London or France?

Dooplisselle Koopa: TV: Congrats! You owe your Wii 1,000,000,000 dollars! AND I MEAN EARTH CURRENCY!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Toad: Uh oh. Yellow forgot to take his medicine.
Dooplisselle Koopa: Yellow Toad: Prepare for the Marios' house of DOOM!!!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Peach: What're you lookin' at?
Dooplisselle Koopa: Koopas: Hmph! We agreed we would marry. YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Dry Bones: This is why mixing sprites isn't good. Kiddies, don't mix sprites!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Walugi: THAT'S IT! Forget this stupid game! It's awful! You keep cheating.
Dooplisselle Koopa: Wario: Face it, you lost 4,000 to nothing. Now you're my slave. NOW BRING ME PIE, SLAVE!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Fire Bro: WHY IS EVERYONE PLAYING WITH MARIO?!
Dooplisselle Koopa: Paragoomba: Welcome to the worst Caption Contest ever. Don't have fun and never read the rules.
Dooplisselle Koopa: Piranha Plant: Mmm... Look at all the food...

coltranepep: Mario: Cool! This Wii is better than the Nintendo 64. I could play this everyday!

blueninja: Mario and Luigi didn't even know that the Wii wasn't plugged in!

MariosBigFan: Mario: Wow! I beat the game! I did it!
MariosBigFan: Luigi: Wow! This Wii is the most awesome!
MariosBigFan: Two Toads: Go Mario! Go Luigi! Go Mario!
MariosBigFan: Peach: *sigh* Sometimes I wish Mario and Luigi would stop playing on the Wii.

Shadina: Toad watches his first Rated 'R' movie... and things don't turn out so well.

The Spectre: Dry Bones: Well, I was a normal Koopa until about a few minutes ago, when the Wario Bros. taught me that cheating at cards is
The Spectre: wrong. **GOOD PRIZE**
The Spectre: Real World: The Mushroom Kingdom did okay in its pilot episode, but ratings soared after Fire Bro publicly announced his love
The Spectre: for turtle meat.
The Spectre: Fire Brother: Hey, hey, we're trynna invade here! How can we scare you when you don't pay attention to us?

Mudkip: Mario: What's wrong with this remote? Where's Animal Planet?!

Double D: At this point, Toad was starting to regret renting his second room to Wario and Waluigi.
Double D: Yellow Toad: (Dang it, I can't see the poker match from here.)
Double D: Mario and Luigi had a much larger audience until they started playing "Rapala Tournament Fishing".

Kra Z. Koopa: Fire Brother: GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!
Kra Z. Koopa: Peach: Stop watching TV and rescue me from these two freaks!
Kra Z. Koopa: Who knew beating the Marios was as simple as attaching their house to Warios'?
Kra Z. Koopa: Introducing Mario Party a gillion!

remay: Toad: Hurry and fix it, we're missing the Super Mario Brothers Super Show
remay: Toadstool: I hope you brought some money to gamble for your pay in the next room. Otherwise you'll have to fight them over it.
remay: Toad: Even though the TV is broken, please spare us your sock puppet show.
remay: Toadstool: In front of the TV is not the place to toast marshmallows.
remay: Toad: I didn't know you two could play accordian! But my show is on, please stop.

Katana Koopa: Piranha Plant: Since when was Toad's house THIS big?

ServantOfNobility: Dry Bones: Ok, Fire Bro, my money's on Super-Tall Guy with Purple... Oh, wait, that's Waluigi, isn't it? Anyway, if Mario
ServantOfNobility: wins, I'll pay you 100 coins.
ServantOfNobility: Luigi: I didn't know that "Wario Ware: Smooth Moves" could be so fun!

linkmaster: Mario: Look, Peach! I am beating Luigi in Wii Sports!

Ric.: TV: Yes, my slaves! Keep hold of the remote! Just hold it and watch me! Muahahaha!
Ric.: Mario and Luigi watched the poker finals of Wario vs. Waluigi on their TV, while they didn't realize Wario and Waluigi were playing the
Ric.: final in the room next to it!
Ric.: Wario: Must resist cheating! Must resist cheating! Darn! Must resist hitting Waluigi! Must resist hitting Waluigi!

Tofu Tofugawa: The sad thing is Wario realized four minutes too late he forgot to wear pants.
Tofu Tofugawa: Mario: Why do I have a newspaper? I can only count to four...

Petey Piranha Fan: Peach: To the left, Mario, you're getting it! To the LEFT, I said! THE LEFT! Oh, no, my left, sorry.
Petey Piranha Fan: Wario: Oh yeah?! Well, I'LL bet THIS many circles!
Petey Piranha Fan: Yellow Toad: Nobody noticed that I've been hanging here for three days.
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: YES! I WON! I WON! UH HUH! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! OH YEAH! ... POWER OUTAGE?!

Jonathan: Mario Party 9: Gamble all the way to the end of the board! And fight classic badguys in minigames!

Super Troopa: Peach: What do you mean you’re dumping me for TIVO?! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Super Troopa: Mario: Must… watch… Barney. Hey, who’s that lady?
Super Troopa: In this new Mario game, Mario and Luigi will have to go through their hardest challenges and enemies, and defeat the Wario
Super Troopa: Brothers, just to find out how to work their DVD player!
Super Troopa: Waluigi: Okay, let’s count our Poker points. I have four, Wario has five, and this money bag has 394.
Super Troopa: Peach: Okay, so I go outside for two seconds and you throw a party in the castle, have all of our friends and enemies over,
Super Troopa: play a game of poker with them, take the earnings out of my money, and now you’re sitting on your lazy bums watching TV and
Super Troopa: letting me take the blame!

MJ: It's the fun and relaxation center, where you can cheer, watch TV, gamble, or just walk around... It's so fun you'll never leave! Really,
MJ: there's no door!
MJ: Mario: Luigi, is it normal for lines to be coming out of the TV?
MJ: Koopa Troopa in the middle of picture: Hey, Mister! How long is the wait?

SmashLink: Luigi: Mario! Move your big fat head! I can't see anything! You litte cheater..
SmashLink: Yellow Toad: Come on Luigi!! You can do it!

Yoshi tamer: Peach: *sigh*They just can't decide on what to watch together, so that's why they got two remotes.

YoshiDS: Fire Bro: OH YEAH!!! GO WARIO! Wait... What are they doing again?

YoshiForever: Peach: #$%^ you, Nintendo! Because of your stupid Wii, I'll never get rescued!

Dry_Bonerangs: Peach: Mario and Luigi, thanks for saving m- HEY! YOU'RE PLAYING YOUR Wii AGAIN?!
Dry_Bonerangs: Toad: Go Ma-ri-o! Kick Luigi's butt at WarioWare!
Dry_Bonerangs: Waluigi: This should be enough money to buy Mario and Luigi's TV...
Dry_Bonerangs: Wario: Did my slingshot miss? I heard an ow...
Dry_Bonerangs: Koopa: Lemmy, is that you?! I TOLD you to be careful with lava! But noooo...
Dry_Bonerangs: Hammer Bro: The only way they'll know I turned this room upside-down is if they look at me and see all the blood draining
Dry_Bonerangs: from my face.
Dry_Bonerangs: Piranha Plant: Hey, this is a cool party and all, but where's Donkey Kong? Waaah! I thought he'd be here! Waaaaah!

Koopaling Josh: Mario: Stupid parallel dimension box! All it does is show the future on the weather channel!

Parakoopa: Waluigi: 1,000 coins that Mario's Wii controller gets stuck in the TV first.
Parakoopa: Toad: Me next! I wanna bounce off Peach's head, too!

Ninji: Wario: Okay, so you get all the money and I get these two cards. Deal.

Daisyplayer1: Yellow Toad: GO, LUIGI, GO!!!

larryfan: Obviously, the good guys can do what they want without any trouble because all those minions are about to beat up Wario and
larryfan: :Waluigi for stealing their money.

realoser: Waluigi: I bet 40 thousand coins that Mario will do something stupid.

Zarnium: While playing Wii sports, Mario and Luigi were too busy to notice that a gambling hall was built in the next room of their house.
Zarnium: Wario: I'll bet you ten coins that Mario will be the first to break the television with his Wii remote.
Zarnium: Red Toad: NO!!! DOUBLE BOGEY!!!
Zarnium: Mario: I can't tell if these things we're holding are Wii remotes, tennis ball cans, tacos, maracas, or PSPs.

Super Goomba: This is how Bowser's guards protect his castle while he's gone.

Dr. Hannah: And you thought the three Magic Whistles were the only things you had to find...
Dr. Hannah: "The princess was here all along?! But this isn't another castle!"

PaperYoshi: Mario: Your wish is my command, TV with Lemmy in it.
PaperYoshi: Y. Toad: I am standing on air!!!

Nicky: Peach: Darn it, Mario! Get off that stupid game and pay attention to ME once in a while!

Metaknight82: Toads: Yay! After 85,757,675 days, Mario and Luigi finally passed the tutorial!!!

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