Fried Rooster: Iggy: (singing) Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal.
Fried Rooster: Red Yoshi: Hey! A few Yoshis aren't wearing green! Let's pinch them.

Lakitufo: Red Yoshi: The funny thing is that it is April Fools, not Saint Patrick's Day!
Lakitufo: Pink Yoshi: When he said he could pull a Lemmy out of his hat, he wasn't kidding! **GOOD PRIZE**

Dry_Bonerangs: Yellow Yoshi: Hey, I'm on TV? HI MOM!
Dry_Bonerangs: Red Yoshi: I love circus freak shows! Ooh! Ooh! look! It's the lengendary "Mega Mushroom
Dry_Bonerangs: Idiots!!!" Suh-weet!
Dry_Bonerangs: Green Yoshi: (Ok, the multicolored clones were bad, but now, feeding Mega Mushrooms to
Dry_Bonerangs: unsuspecting Koopalings is OFF the list of possible science fair experiments...)
Dry_Bonerangs: Would the wise guy with the lights PLEASE turn on the full room lights!

Koopa Girl: Iggy: For Show and Tell today, I brought my brother Lemmy. Smile and wave, Lemmy!

Shell Mario: Blue Yoshi: The light! It burns!
Shell Mario: Lemmy was so excited, he couldn't control his grip and popped his ball, and it made a farting Shell Mario: noise on National Television!
Shell Mario: Iggy: What? It's Easter? Well... now it's St. Pateast Day.
Shell Mario: Green Yoshi: All the Yoshis are here except Pink. I think she'll understand I was hungry when I
Shell Mario: ate her pizza.
Shell Mario: Green Yoshi: I wonder if Iggy knows that the clover on his hat is actually a mistletoe.
Shell Mario: Iggy: Now, just to reach my hand in Lemmy's back pocket- Ooooooh! A Barbie doll!
Shell Mario: Iggy: Lemmy, you are our lucky winner! You win 1,000 coins! APRIL FOOLS! You actually get this
Shell Mario: used toothbrush!
Shell Mario: Iggy: Lemmy, before the show starts you must sign this contract. So now you can't sue the show
Shell Mario: and make me go back to singing to old people.
Shell Mario: Iggy: And your prize will be these sunglasses I borrowed from Roy! Bye!
Shell Mario: Soon after Iggy's TV show was canceled. He put his costume to good use and joined the Lucky
Shell Mario: Charms commercials.
Shell Mario: Green Yoshi: Oh no! It's the masked stranger! Run for your lives before he steals our Easter
Shell Mario: eggs!
Shell Mario: Iggy: This show is brought to you by Lucky Charms-0 THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICOUS!!!
Shell Mario: Iggy: Now, your first challenge is to cross the street of death, get past the annoying Morton,
Shell Mario: defeat that idiot Bowser Junior, and then you'll only have five more challenges to go!
Shell Mario: Iggy: Cut! The Yoshi pattern was blue, green, purple, yellow, red; not green, blue, red, purple,
Shell Mario: yellow!!!

Ms Toadstool: Welcome back to the TV show where Koopalings somehow disappear forever.
Ms Toadstool: Yellow Yoshi: I'm on TV! Oh, hi Mom!
Ms Toadstool: Blue Yoshi: Why did I sit by ugly red Yoshi? Me want to sit by purple Yoshi.
Ms Toadstool: Iggy: What?! The camera wasn't rolling? Well, let's take it from the top.
Ms Toadstool: Iggy: Welcome back to the greatest gameshow. Come on, who names this stuff Bob-ombs?
Ms Toadstool: Lemmy: Hey! Since when is my ball blue Royyyy!

MJ: Iggy: And at the end of our show, all but one of you are going to be pinched very painfully!

realoser: Yellow Yoshi: Empty dark space... empty dark space...
realoser: Guess who looks more retarded?
realoser: Iggy lost a bet on St. Patrick's Day.
realoser: Blue Yoshi: Dorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!
realoser: Iggy lost his calendar, and Lemmy is just an idiot.
realoser: Lemmy: My ball, my ball, my ball, my ball, my ball...

Yoshi tamer: Iggy: Ok, Yoshis, I'd like to show you the Leprechaun of the Year. This is him, because he is
Yoshi tamer: short.
Yoshi tamer: Iggy: Ok, I know you all wanted one who loves money, but Larry is too busy counting his money
Yoshi tamer: for this.

Lord Lemmy: Leprechaun Iggy: Today I present to you... THE LAST LEMMY KOOPA!
Lord Lemmy: Lemmy: Wow! I would have never known my brother was a leprechaun if he never wore that
Lord Lemmy: costume!!!
Lord Lemmy: Yellow Yoshi: Hi Mom! I'm on TV!
Lord Lemmy: Blue Yoshi: Ha ha! It looks like Iggy lost a bet that he is more popular than Lemmy!

blueninja: Iggy: Don't take me pot o' Lemmy or ya die, Irish Mon!

Lain: Pink Yoshi: AHH! Lemmy and Iggy are being abducted by aliens! ***FIRST PRIZE***

TITAN: Iggy: And the winner of this year's Koopa carnival contest is... Lemmy Koopa and his amazing
TITAN: ball-riding act! Thank all of you Yoshis for voting, come again.

Mario Maestro: Iggy: And now, ladies and gentlemen, I shall turn my lovely assistant, Lemmy, into a beautiful
Mario Maestro: woman! (Roy, Larry, get the dress and makeup ready!)

Gigashroom: Iggy: Lemmy wins a new, shiny ball for wearing orange on St. Patrick's Day! Everyone NOT
Gigashroom: wearing orange gets pinched! Oh, wait. I've got it backwards...
Gigashroom: Green Yoshi: Woah... and I thought Iggy looked wacky before!
Gigashroom: Red Yoshi: (HOLY ^%&$! WHAT HAPPENED TO BLUE YOSHI'S EYE?!)
Gigashroom: Iggy: Are there any MORE volunteers to guess what I'm holding behind my back? Could it be a
Gigashroom: Fire Flower, a Bob-omb, or the super-rare HANDSHAKE? Lemmy, you guess first, Bro!
Gigashroom: Green top hat, 20 coins. Green vest, 100 coins. Green bowtie, 10 coins. Seeing your younger
Gigashroom: brother dressed like a total nerd... PRICELESS!

Petey Piranha Fan: Blue Yoshi: Heh heh... His claws are on the wrong feet.
Petey Piranha Fan: Iggy: Yes, that was a good guess, Lemmy. But does anyone ELSE think that the Trojan
Petey Piranha Fan: Horse was made out of rubber?
Petey Piranha Fan: Lemmy: When was the battle of 1812 fought... Don't tell me... I know this... Um...
Petey Piranha Fan: Yellow Yoshi: Y'know, this is the only show I know of that has cardboard cutouts for 99
Petey Piranha Fan: percent of the audience.
Petey Piranha Fan: Lemmy: (in false high voice) Yes, dears, everyone should buy Auntie Belinda's waffles,
Petey Piranha Fan: and- HEY, THAT LENSE IS OUT OF FOCUS!

Hop: Yellow Yoshi: It's Green Day!
Hop: Blue Yoshi: How many times do I have to tell you?! That's Lemmy and Iggy doing their comedy act!

Tail Koopa: Green Yoshi: I told you all you should have worn green!

Super Troopa: Iggy: Welcome to Lemmy and Iggy's stunt show! Well, technically my brother, Lemmy, does all
Super Troopa: the work while I count my back hairs.
Super Troopa: Blue Yoshi: HAHAHAHAHA- I don't get it.
Super Troopa: Iggy: Now, to make my brother disappear- Wait, what do you mean this is a stand-up comedy
Super Troopa: show?
Super Troopa: Green Yoshi: Hey, this isn't the fruit fest!
Super Troopa: Iggy: So how did you like our presentation? Boo? What are you trying to do, scare me? Hey,
Super Troopa: they're giving me free tomatoes! They must have loved it! **GOOD PRIZE**
Super Troopa: Pink Yoshi: Listen, we came to this restaurant party five hours ago and all you've been doing
Super Troopa: is a bunch of tricks, when do we get to eat?!
Super Troopa: Yellow Yoshi: Hey,Ilostmyspacebar.
Super Troopa: Lemmy: You know we're in commercial, right?

larryfan: Iggy: Ladies and gentleyoshis, I am now about to pinch Lemmy for not wearing green on St. Patrick's
larryfan: Day.
larryfan: Blue Yoshi: Look! I have a blue eye!

koopaling: Iggy: Do I hear two cents?
koopaling: Little did the Yoshis know, Iggy was using Lemmy's head as a bomb safe!

ChaChaCha: Red Yoshi: Now where is that bathroom?

Ravyn78: Lemmy: No Iggy, I will not be your dummy for the show.

Ludwig101: Iggy: On behalf of St. Patrick's Day, which is a lucky day that people from the Real World
Ludwig101: celebrate, we started this talent show for everyone here on Yoshi's Island to enjoy.

Mastar: Green Yoshi: Mmmmmmmm, that blueberry with star look good, and that four leaf clover, and those
Mastar: Koopas... ME EAT!!!

Jalvo the Slime: Iggy: Now welcoming the idiot we know and love... Lemmy Koopa!
Jalvo the Slime: Lemmy: (talking to himself) Don't mess up.
Jalvo the Slime: Blue Yoshi: They have bad breath!
Jalvo the Slime: Blue Yoshi: You know that it isn't St. Patty's Day, right?

The Spectre: Do you think they'll figure out that Lemmy's not holding a pot of gold?
The Spectre: Lemmy: (So he made me look like a fool in front of thousands of people; I've got a new ball,
The Spectre: that's all that matters.)

Crystal king: Iggy: This is my Show and Tell project from third grade... Lemmy Koopa!

Heavy Mole: Last year, when Claire the yellow Yoshi and I went to Ozzfest.
Heavy Mole: Iggy and Lemmy complete their performance in the style of Ren and Stimpy.
Heavy Mole: Iggy: Okay, folks, uh... now I know I promised you Anna Nicole Smith, but in a strange turn of
Heavy Mole: events...
Heavy Mole: Lemmy: Hey kids! How many of you here collect pogs?!

Stephen: Lemmy: Now for the final part of the show, WE WILL THROW RABID BOB-OMBS IN THE CROWD
Stephen: BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED IN YOSHI'S ISLAND!

Jr. of Doom: Lemmy: Not trying to annoy you, but... WHY HAVE YOU GOT YOUR HAND RIGHT IN MY EYE?!

Kaska Koopa: Unfortunately, while Iggy was showing everyone a magic show that had to do with Lemmy's
Kaska Koopa: ability to walk, the audience was snickering rudely at his leprechaun costume.

hyper c. yoshi: Yellow Yoshi: (speaking to camera) Hi Mom!

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