Koopaling Josh: Mario: Luigi, I don't see any point in getting packed, we never change our clothes!

Shell Mario: Mario: Oh no! My eyebrows are trying to get away!
Shell Mario: Mario: Come on, Luigi, cleaning this place is impossible. Gee, I feel sorry for the suckers
Shell Mario: who live in this dump!
Shell Mario: Mario and Luigi, the fashion police.
Shell Mario: Mario: Since when did Luigi win a trophy? What did he win, worst dressed? I mean,
Shell Mario: green is so not the color, it's all about red!
Shell Mario: Mario: Clean up, clean up, everyone... Who wears a green hat? Clean up, clean up, and
Shell Mario: everyone who wears blue pants- SHOOT! THAT'S ME!
Shell Mario: Welcome back, to when good drawers go bad.
Shell Mario: Even common household chores like cleaning their room was a challenge for the Mario
Shell Mario: Bros.
Shell Mario: As if Luigi wasn't embarrassed enough about being beat up by a sweater, that's when Mario
Shell Mario: had to videotape it.
Shell Mario: Mario: Oh no! I can't find any socks! I must find some, or else I can't play SOCK
Shell Mario: PUPPETS!!!
Shell Mario: Luigi: Hey, there's a picture of Wendy on the drawer. Ahhhhhhhhh! It burns!!!
Shell Mario: Security System: You got B.O. Clean this sweater and this whole drawer!
Shell Mario: Mario: Luigi! The sweater is plugging your ears, SO LISTEN CLOSELY!
Shell Mario: Mario: Hey, it's my trophy that I got for eating 18 hamburgers at the school talent show!
Shell Mario: Mario: Hey! That guy with the sweater on his head is stealing my collection of BELLY BUTTON
Shell Mario: LINT!!!
Shell Mario: Mario: Luigi has emptied out his whole drawer of green shirts, but still can't find one.
Shell Mario: Mario: Luigi, I think we're in a ghost house because the drawer is alive and there is a scary
Shell Mario: sweater behind me telling me to do BAD things. MOMMY! SAVE ME!!!
Shell Mario: Luigi: Where's teddy? I can't live without my BABY!

Daisyplayer1: Luigi: Noooo! I can't find my clean underwear after I wet my pants!

Mr.Nose: Mario: Luigi, the proper place to look for lunch is the refrigerator.

Ms Toadstool: Mario: It's the attack of the flying sweaters! Run for your lives!!!
Ms Toadstool: Mario: Luigi, that idiot! Doesn't even know how to wear a turtle neck!
Ms Toadstool: Luigi is looking for a green shirt even though he's already wearing one.

Mastar: Mario: Luigi, why are you looking for your favorite shirt if you're wearing it?
Mastar: Luigi: Ok, Mario, we've stolen Wendy's lipstick, Iggy's glasses, Lemmy's ball, Morton's voice,
Mastar: Roy's punching bag, Larry's plants, AND Ludwig's wig, but I can't find Bowsers Hello Kitty
Mastar: frilly plushie doll!

Super Troopa: Luigi: No, it's tragic! I lost my Bratz doll!
Super Troopa: Mario: Um, Luigi? I don't think you're going to find a leprechaun in there.
Super Troopa: Luigi: Hurry up and we might find buried treasure.
Super Troopa: It's the best Mario game ever: Mario and Luigi Get Dressed!
Super Troopa: Mario: Hehe, I flush Luigi's lucky sock down the toilet, he tears down the house to
Super Troopa: find it, and I get away with it! Whoops, did I just say that out loud?
Super Troopa: Mario: Um, hey, I know finding this is urgent but you haven't given me a bathroom
Super Troopa: break in five days and I really need to go.

The Dryest Bones: Mario: I don't CARE if you have a date tonight! You're going to do your chores, or
The Dryest Bones: you're going to have to just say goodbye to that date!

Tail Koopa: Mario: Um, Luigi. Those car keys you've been looking for have been in your back pocket
Tail Koopa: all along.
Tail Koopa: Luigi: OH MY GOD! IT'S A CHECK FOR ONE MILLION COINS!

Fried Rooster: Mario: No fair! You got an award for plumber of the year and I didn't.
Fried Rooster: Mario: Uhhhh, Luigi? I think that floating shirt is possessed.
Fried Rooster: Mario: Luigi? Someone wrote on the floor.
Fried Rooster: Luigi: I wanna start wearing red, but I can't find a red shirt.

Koop: Luigi: Aagh! Mario, this is terrible! I've looked everywhere but I can't find my hat! It's the end of
Koop: the world!

Waluigi's Twin: When Luigi lost his Suit of Invisibility, it took him 5 hours of mindless searching
Waluigi's Twin: before he realized that Mario was holding it.

marayo: Luigi: What to wear? What to wear!
marayo: Mario: This is why I keep my red shirts in one drawer and my overalls in the other.
marayo: Luigi: AAHH! My clothes are controlled by monsters!
marayo: Mario: What do you know? I didn't notice this word "Atticus" when we moved here.

blueninja: Mario: Uhhh... Luigi... You're wearing your clothes.

Ravyn78: Mario: Luigi, you know you only have green shirts, so why are you looking for another
Ravyn78: color?

larryfan: Mario: For the last time, Luigi, you don't have any underwear!

Ric.: Mario: I didn't steal your coins! Seriously! Just ask my magic finger!
Ric.: After a 3-hour search for Mario's lost braincell, Luigi finally realized he doesn't have any.

Eric the Koopa: Mario: Is that a speck of dust on my glove?

Lakitufo: Oh no! I can't find my teddy!

MJ: Mario: Luigi, I appreciate you trying to help me find my pasta, but I don't think it's in that drawer!
MJ: Luigi: Mario, my hidden money stash is missing! Would you happen to know where it is?

Double D: Luigi was mortified that he had lost his signature green outfit until he realized that he was
Double D: currently wearing it.
Double D: Mario: But Luigi, you haven't worn those brown pants since the 80s!

Dry_Bonerangs: Mario: Luigi, stop tearing apart the drawer, or you'll knock down the "Most likely to tear Dry_Bonerangs: apart a drawer" trophy!
Dry_Bonerangs: Mario: Luigi, It's not that big a deal. It's not March 32. I just forgot to turn the calendar to
Dry_Bonerangs: "April"...
Dry_Bonerangs: Luigi: Umm, this is sorta embarrassing, but in all the fuss of making your April Fool's prank, I
Dry_Bonerangs: forgot where I left it. Saaay... Why are you smiling so funny at me?

Ninji: Mario: I'm never going to play Hide and Seek with him...

seanfuse: FINE, MARIO! I'LL CHECK MY BACK POCKET! BUT ONLY TO SHOW YOU THAT IT'S NOT... It
seanfuse: was in my back pocket...

The Spectre: After decades of fueding with the Mario Brothers, Bowser realized that the best way to defeat The Spectre: them was to steal their sweaters during a cold snap.
The Spectre: Mario didn't have the heart to tell Luigi that he accidentally left his life savings in the drawer
The Spectre: where Toad likes to sleep.

YoshiForever: Mario: Luigi, I don't recall having tickets to a Fountains of Wayne concert in your underwear
YoshiForever: drawer- as far as I know, you've never heard of them!
YoshiForever: Mario: Luigi, I can hear your radio playing the Wiggles right now, and it's not coming from your
YoshiForever: sock drawer. Oh, wait, the Wiggles must have deafened you!

popledude: That's right, Luigi, I threw out your Daisy photo album.
popledude: Mario: This is payback for that incident with Peach, remember?

Metal Sonic: Mario: Luigi, quit trying to prove that all your shirts are NOT green. They are!
Metal Sonic: Luigi's day goes from bad to worse when he sees the picture of Mario in Luigi's underwear!

Joshua: Luigi: That's weird, I thought I left that generic enemy horde in this room somewhere...
Joshua: Mario: Luigi, for the 11th time, you left your underwear under your hat!

Zap Cannon: Mario: I hate to point out the obvious, but this place has really gone downhill since Luigi lost Zap Cannon: his plunger.

koopaling: Narrator: Should Mario watch poor Luigi dig through a pile of cabbages, or tell him that they've
koopaling: been on Flip That House? YOU DECIDE!

Introbulus: Mario: I know it's a bad time to bring it up, but there's, like, the GROSSEST spider on your head
Introbulus: right now!
Introbulus: Luigi: All right, found the invisible goggles. Let's go!
Introbulus: Mario: (poking at the wall) Huh... Say Luigi, did YOU know that these bunk beds are really just
Introbulus: wallpaper patterns? ***FIRST PRIZE***

Rhinox: Luigi: (after drinking ten-year-old milk) AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! AN ARMY OF GIANT BARNEY
Rhinox: PLUSHES IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER PLIT!!! AND THEY WANT TO BRING ME TO THEIR EVIL
Rhinox: WORLD OF LOVE AND CUTENESS!!! WE NEED TO RUN TO THE HILLS!!!
Rhinox: The day Luigi found out that his brother was smarter than him.
Rhinox: What happens if you let Luigi watch too much "Where's in the World is Carmen Sandiego" and read
Rhinox: too much "Where's Wally".
Rhinox: Luigi: NOOOOO!!! NO MEDIC!!! LUIGI DOESN'T LIKE MEDIC!!! MEDIC MAKES LUIGI READ OLD
Rhinox: MAGAZINES!!!
Rhinox: Luigi: We're going back to Earth, Bro! Ever since I discovered that Daisy is 84 years old, I found out
Rhinox: that Plit has something bad going on.
Rhinox: Mario: Sometimes I don't understand you, Bro. You're always trying to find something different to
Rhinox: wear even though you know that your clothes are the same.
Rhinox: Mario: Bro, why do you bother finding money to pay those bills over the bed? You should follow my
Rhinox: example and throw them literally out the window.

Amber Koopa: Mario: Would this be a good time to say that I never gave you a "Super Luigi" shirt?
Amber Koopa: Luigi: Mario! Be quiet! I'm looking for my dignity! **GOOD PRIZE**

WendyRulez and Co: Green Shirt: LAUNDRY ATTACCCKKK!

Metaknight82: I wonder why Mario and Luigi wrote Atticus on their floor?
Metaknight82: Mario: Uhhhh, Luigi, I don't think think you will find last week's allowance from mom in there
Metaknight82: for the Mega Super Geeky Dorkoid Convention.
Metaknight82: Luigi: Oh no! We are out of catnip! Now how are we going to feed Mrs. Snugglepuss?!

Super Goomba: Mario: I-a pick invisible guy's noose! WHEEE!
Super Goomba: Luigi: Mario, you'd better not have hidden my Emmy in the sewers again!

Heavy Mole: Mario: Um... Dr. Robotnik called while you were in the shower. I guess you didn't finish any of
Heavy Mole: the sodas you had the last time you were over there?

Parakoopa: Mario: Umm... Luigi, while you're looking for that, can you find my thumb too?
Parakoopa: Mario: Woah! A finger!
Parakoopa: Luigi: Finally! I found clothes that are the right color!
Parakoopa: Luigi: It wasn't in the box that had all my checks in it, but I think my checkbook's in here...

Lilboo: Mario: Luigi, must I tell you everyday not to rob houses?!
Lilboo: Luigi: Ooh! A diary!

Iggy_Koopa: Mario: Umm, Luigi, your hat's on your head...

Ludwig101: Mario: Uhh, Luigi? I think I found where your ripped pants were.

corbin the crazy yoshi: Luigi: OH NOES! Where is my hat?! I can't live without it!

Danny Koopa: Luigi: I'm never going to find my pants, all I can find are these pants!!!

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Luigi... You've made a scan of the entire household for your hamster... but you've
Petey Piranha Fan: never once checked the cage. **GOOD PRIZE**
Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: Hmmm! Mario HAS to be in here somewhere!

P.T. Piranha: Luigi: AAHH! MY BARBIE IS MISSING! MY SECRET IS EXPOSED!!!
P.T. Piranha: Luigi: AHH! MUST FIND WORD REMOVER SPRAY! MUST FIND WORD REMOVER SPRAY!

Mudkip: Mario: A space myoo-tant from Cetrioni-Five!

Raging_Banebou: Luigi: Mario, quick! Help me find my "Shroomichi Charat" plushies, including Miiyoko,
Raging_Banebou: Koopicho, Sarissiko, Boorei-en-Bow, and the others!

Bear: Luigi: WAAA! Mario, I lost my mind. Help me look for it.

Gastlis: And that was when Luigi remembered that, yes, he DID have his socks on.

ServantOfNobility: Luigi: I know it's here! I KNOW I put that copy of "Wario Ware: Touched!" in this dresser!

luigiluvr: This is what happened when Mario told Luigi to work under pressure.
luigiluvr: Mario was going to point out that he put the snake in Luigi's underwear drawer.

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