marayo: Spiky Goomba: Der, I killed Yoshi. Der.
marayo: Mr. L: Ahahahahahaah!!! My job stinks.
marayo: Mario: AAAHHH!!! Dimentio is in my shadow!
marayo: Bowser: *gasp* Yoshi's dead. EVERYONE, YOUR FOOD IS SAFE!

gander108: Yoshi (offscreen): Where Yoshi egg? I left it right here.

Daisyplayer1: Bowser: Hey Goomba, your baby's hatching.
Daisyplayer1: Robber Luigi: Must steal Mario's wallet.

Trex853: Mario and Bowser: (Now that's one ugly helmet!)
Trex853: Luigi: I knew Mario and Bowser would be surprised to see me on the evil side, but why are they
Trex853: looking the wrong way?

Lakitufo: Goomba: What makes this even weirder is that this egg is fake!
Lakitufo: Luigi: Even as a villain, nobody still pays attention to Luigi.

Shell Mario: Goomba: Oh no! Bottomless pits have opened behind us!!!
Shell Mario: Bowser: Ha ha! Goomba, when that egg cracks, the yolk's on you!
Shell Mario: Goomba then completed his greatest prank by shoving King Boo inside the egg!
Shell Mario: Luigi's clothes proved that he was not a plumber, but a chimney sweep!
Shell Mario: Bowser: Oh no! Another Koopaling. Wait, I could raise him to be evil, and I could sell the other
Shell Mario: ones on Ebay!!!
Shell Mario: Bowser: Oh no! The evil shadows won't leave unless we give them someone! Oh Mario, how
Shell Mario: about you? GOODBYE!
Shell Mario: Have you found an egg and have had no place to put it? Finally, there's a way- the "super cool"
Shell Mario: egg hat! (Side effects may include crushing of skull, eaten by creature inside, and looking like a
Shell Mario: total nerd.) Buy Yours Today!!! **GOOD PRIZE**
Shell Mario: Mario: Aw man! I wanted to be the Daddy! Oooh, I know! I'll be the godfather. (If Goomba
Shell Mario: somehow disapeared) then he'll be mine!

Jeff: Mr. L: I don't know what's crazier, the fact that Mario and Bowser have no idea that I'm standing
Jeff: behind them and about to sneak attack them or the fact that a Spiked Goomba can balance a
Jeff: Yoshi egg on his head.

Zoshi: Goomba: Oww. Talk about my hard head.

Ms Toadstool: Mario: Hey, I have a dinosaur tail! Everybody dance, everybody roar, everybody do the
Ms Toadstool: dinosaur!!!
Ms Toadstool: Goomba: My shadow is trying to tell me something. GO BOWLING!

Ninji: Luigi: It's the BatLuigi! Let's jump in my LuigiMobile and save the... What was it again?

Kaska Koopa: Bowser: Oh my, cannibalism is going to be practiced in front of my eyes.

Mr.Nose: It takes a perilous quest, an evil villain, another installment of the Mario RPG series, abd Mario,
Mr.Nose: Bowser, and L-Man working on a team just to get back the princesses Yoshi egg lunch.

Mario Maestro: Goomba: Oh, God... MY BRAIN IS BREAKING!!!

luigiluvr: Goomba: I have a Yoshi egg on my head, I'm going to get beat up by Mario and Bowser... CAN IT
luigiluvr: GET ANY WOR- Oh yeah, I could be wearing Luigi's ridiculous outfit.
luigiluvr: Luigi: Now, without further hesitation, I will confirm the message the Yoshi in the egg has been
luigiluvr: trying to tell us for 8 1/2 hours- “HI!!!”

steven: Bowser: The fourth hero must be in there! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ravyn78: Spiked Goomba: I knew I shouldn't have tried to bounce the Yoshi egg off my head.

Eric the Koopa: Mr. L: Catch that Goomba! He stole my egg!

Jalvo the Slime: Mario: What is it?
Jalvo the Slime: Bowser: Is this a surprise or what?!
Jalvo the Slime: Goomba: I wish I never joined this race of Goombas by getting this helmet.
Jalvo the Slime: Baby Yoshi (inside egg): Just a little more until I'm free!
Jalvo the Slime: Mr. L: Like my momma said, life is like a bundle of Yoshi eggs. You never know what you'll
Jalvo the Slime: get.

dude: Goomba: I swear I thought it would work wearing this Yoshi egg hat... but no, Mario jumps on me
dude: anyway. **GOOD PRIZE**

death bandit: Mario: Man, Yoshi is DESPERATE for the popularity that he already has.
death bandit: Mr. L: Look at my cheesy costume!!!
death bandit: Mr. L: Meet the enemy I call the completely useless enemy.

astromatt3: That sweat is really the egg's spit.
astromatt3: Luigi: Must... stare... at... !...
astromatt3: You know, that's really Mario's tail and Mario's spiky neck.
astromatt3: Bowser: (babyishly) Mommy! Mario's mean! How come he has a shadow and I don't?!

WendyRulez and Co: Goomba: If I had pants, I'd be wetting myself.
WendyRulez and Co: Robber: I'm-a Lui- er, a robber! Hand me your lunch money!
WendyRulez and Co: The fourth hero is... some guy I don't know!
WendyRulez and Co: Yoshi: Sorry I'm late, egg transportation is slower than I thought.

hyper c. yoshi: Mr. L: Hey! I was going to cook that egg!
hyper c. yoshi: Mario: Look! That egg is about to hatch!
hyper c. yoshi: Spiky Goomba: Why is everbody staring at me? I'm worried that the egg might hatch
hyper c. yoshi: and I would have to be its parent.
hyper c. yoshi: Hmmm. That green guy on the right looks familiar.

Super Troopa: Mr. L.: Behold, the true last battle!
Super Troopa: Spiky Goomba: Sorry, but your egg's on another Goomba.
Super Troopa: The newest Mario game: Super Mario Budget Cut!
Super Troopa: Spiky Goomba: Okay, we've been playing hide the egg for two hours, I've looked
Super Troopa: everywhere in this place and I still can't find anything!
Super Troopa: Mario: Your minions are so pathetic they have trouble balancing an egg that's
Super Troopa: attached to their spike!

Koop: Spiked Goomba: NO! Mr. L, don't take my Yoshi egg! He's my only friend!

Joshua: Luigi: NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Luigi! NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Luigi! Luigi, Luigi,
Joshua: LUIGI!!!
Joshua: The Goomba KNEW that Yoob was going to hatch out of that egg and kill them all. He KNEW
Joshua: it.
Joshua: Goomba: This does NOT bode well...

Zap Cannon: Mario: HI YOSHI!
Zap Cannon: Mario: I knew it! Luigi IS a Batman freak!

Doshi: Goomba: Why do I always get stuck with Dare?
Doshi: Mario: Why'd Yoshi lay his egg on a Goomba? It's not very comfortable...
Doshi: Goomba: I feel violated...
Doshi: Goomba: I've never given birth before!
Doshi: Luigi: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! My evil plan to make Bowser and my stupid, fat, pathetic
Doshi: brother fight over the Yoshi will work after all of these years!
Doshi: Bowser: I want scrambled eggs... but the oven's alive... eh.

Tail Koopa: Bowser: YOU IDIOTIC GOOMBA, YOU KILLED MY NEW BABY!
Tail Koopa: So this is how Spiky Goombas' spikes grow back...

Dry K. Bones: IT'S MINE! No, It's MINE! Get away, I CLAIM IT!

luigiluvr: Luigi: I can think of three pieces of evidence that that Goomba is trying to tell us
luigiluvr: something... On second thought, let's just talk about my needs.
luigiluvr: Luigi: Out of all the games Nintendo managed to put me in, this seems to be the one where
luigiluvr: Mario tries to humiliate me to death.
luigiluvr: Luigi: OH NO! I forgot my exclamation point at home!
luigiluvr: Luigi: Why can't I have a super-cool exclamation point over my head?!
luigiluvr: Luigi: (The things I do to get paid around here...)

Amber Koopa: New game! Paper Mario: The Yoshi-Goomba-Masked-Luigi-Helping-Bowser-Out
Amber Koopa: Adventure!
Amber Koopa: Bowser: When you said we were going to see the "Species Collide" show, I didn't
Amber Koopa: know it was this extreme.
Amber Koopa: Masked Luigi: You shall never figure out from me that Peach is underground in the
Amber Koopa: abandoned mine, and that Mario sucked his thumb untill he was 7!
Amber Koopa: Mario: Bowser is my best friend. Bowser is my best friend. Happy place, happy
Amber Koopa: place...
Amber Koopa: Yoshi-Goomba: Why does Bowser only have three toes? Is he a Ninja Turtle or
Amber Koopa: something? Wait... Oh no... He heard me...
Amber Koopa: Mario: AAAAHHHHH!!! LuIGI!!! YOU LOOK HORRIBLE!!! WHAT THE @#$%&*
Amber Koopa: HAPPENED TO THE CLASSIC MARIO BROS. LOOK?!
Amber Koopa: Bowser: Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weeeeener....
Amber Koopa: Masked Luigi: After climbing to the top of Mt. Fuji, traveling to Earth to ask Shigeru
Amber Koopa: Miyamoto, and getting fried by Bowser, I still can't figure out why the L on my hat is
Amber Koopa: backwards.
Amber Koopa: Bowser: Why are the !s above our heads red? Couldn't they be a prettier color like
Amber Koopa: pink or lavender?
Amber Koopa: Mario: I wonder why Luigi's not surprised. Did he know about this the whole time? Is
Amber Koopa: he working with the Goomba? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

The Nat: When it looks like the egg is about fall, Super Luigi appears to crack the egg (which won't
The Nat: help)!

Metaknight82: Hey, when did Luigi acquire a taste for Goth?!

Koopaling Josh: If this is what we see in Mario Party 13, just think what weird things will be in 14!

Yoshidude: Bowser: Heh heh, I always knew you were an egghead...

Liggy: Congratulations! Your Spiky Goomba evolved into a Spiky Goomba with an egg on its head!

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