Royofpheraelover: Toad: Peach! You're late for rehearsing our "Rapunzel" play!
Royofpheraelover: Peach: Lol. Nice impression of Dad, Mario.

Daisyplayer1: Princess Peach: Hee hee hee! Wooster doesn't know that the fire in the microwave
Daisyplayer1: oven was just a joke!
Daisyplayer1: Wooster: What are Peach and King Toadstool laughing about?
Daisyplayer1: King Toadstool: That's my girl, Peachie!

Ravyn78: Toad: I knew I shouldn't have climbed out when Peach and The King were coming.

Ninji: Toad: Where should I hide? I know! The best place is behind this towel!

Super Troopa: Burgler: Um, hi, I was just, uh... not robbing your castle.
Super Troopa: Peach: Oh my gosh, that is SO funny! Now I gotta go, I have a four-thirty kidnapping
Super Troopa: with Bowser.
Super Troopa: The King: Wow, I just show her my hand and she cracks up.
Super Troopa: Burglar: Wow, I wish I could find something good in there, but all I found was a pile of
Super Troopa: gold, a private airplane, and the Holy Grail.
Super Troopa: The King: Now our burglary system knocks out every burgler coming into the castle
Super Troopa: unless they climb through that window right here, but what are the chances of that? ***FIRST Super Troopa: PRIZE***
Super Troopa: Peach: Hm, something strange is going on here. Ooh, I know, did the grass get
Super Troopa: greener?

Shadina: Toad: Gah! I hope they don't know that I'm stealing cheese from Mario...

Death bandit: King Toadstool: Those intelligence pills are actully working on me!

luigiluvr: Peach: (Who says I can't act like I think The King's jokes are funny?)
luigiluvr: Toad: (looking into house) Hmmm... A shiny diamond, a platinum statue, a golden plunger,
luigiluvr: and a huge moneybag. But no shiny nickel...

Shell Mario: Here you can see 2 people who just walked out of a room full of laughing gas
Shell Mario: (compliments of Bowser). And just up ahead you can see a never-ending pit!
Shell Mario: King Toadstool: Peach, did you know that the windows on the castle are painted on?
Shell Mario: So, that's why we made the walls super hard.
Shell Mario: The Toad climbing wants to show how tough he is by climbing one foot into a window.
Shell Mario: He actually thinks he's as high as Mario in contest 153!
Shell Mario: Mario was tired of Peach ditching him and her hanging out with The King instead of him.
Shell Mario: So, one day he got so mad he took their crowns, and molded them into a solid gold toilet
Shell Mario: seat!
Shell Mario: King Toadstool: Peach, I saved 15 percent on car insurence by switching to Geico, and
Shell Mario: so I never have to say again they "borrowed" my car!
Shell Mario: After The King told Peach a blonde joke and made her really mad, she showed him her own
Shell Mario: PUNCH line!
Shell Mario: Doopliss (in castle): Hey Slick, you'd better let go of my sheets, or else you're going to wake up
Shell Mario: in the morning with your big Mushroom head in the toilet!
Shell Mario: King Toadstool: Woooo! That was a good joke! Ohhh, I used too much energy, and I must eat Shell Mario: more chips before I'm able to walk 10 more inches.

Mr.Nose: Toad (off-screen): No one told me it was the three-man idiot parade today!

MackNown: I hope they don't catch me, or I'm history!

Ms Toadstool: Peach: Wow, I never knew they made the Great Wall of China so easy to get past!
Ms Toadstool: Peach: Hey! Toad guy, why are you climbing out the window when you could just
Ms Toadstool: walk out the front door?

Dry_Bonerangs: King Toad unwillingly shows Princess Peach the castle... in all of its burglar
Dry_Bonerangs: climbin' glory.
Dry_Bonerangs: Toad: Cue the "Jaws" music!
Dry_Bonerangs: King Toad (or Toadsworth?): Oh, no! What a silly question! We never have rabid
Dry_Bonerangs: Toads crashing through the windows? Why do you ask?
Dry_Bonerangs: Toad: Wow. The Prince of Persia-Mushroom Kingdom portal worked!

Lakitufo: Burglar Toad: Maybe I should've just taken the door...

hyper c. yoshi: Peach: My hand tastes good.
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: I didn't know Peach had a red dress.
hyper c. yoshi: King: I told you to give me a high-five!
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: Why do I need this rope to climb out? The ground is only a few
hyper c. yoshi: inches from the window.
hyper c. yoshi: The King told Peach a joke that if an orange Mushroomer went in her room and stole
hyper c. yoshi: all of her stuff, a meteor would hit her castle, thus creating the name Atticus on the
hyper c. yoshi: grass, and it was all true.
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: *gasp* Peach has eyebrows!
hyper c. yoshi: Tree in Pot (Bowser): I can't believe one of Ludwig's experiments failed! Now Peach
hyper c. yoshi: and The King are laughing at me!
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: Why do I need this rope when I'm climbing in the window
hyper c. yoshi: anyway?
hyper c. yoshi: Tree in Pot (Mimi): Uhh, do not listen or even notice the talking tree that is about to use a
hyper c. yoshi: surprise attack on Peach.
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: Has Peach and The King lost weight?
hyper c. yoshi: Peach is obsessed with licking her hand.
hyper c. yoshi: The orange Mushroomer is a peeping Tom.
hyper c. yoshi: King: Look, I have five fingers and no brain!
hyper c. yoshi: You noticed that Peach and The King are blind and the Mushroomer is amazed and the tree
hyper c. yoshi: is the only one sane.
hyper c. yoshi: Peach is praying that The King will stop making bad jokes and is pretending to laugh.
hyper c. yoshi: The orange Mushroomer has a purple belt that means he is skilled in karate.
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: Look, I have one small eye and one big eye!
hyper c. yoshi: The King tells the worst jokes that were ever on Plit, and the only people who understand
hyper c. yoshi: him are Peach and that tree.
hyper c. yoshi: The orange Mushroomer had to break the window open just to go to the bathroom.
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: Is Peach laughing or weezing? Because I never heard her laugh.
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: Does anybody know where the bathroom is?
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: I didn't know Peach eats lipstick.
hyper c. yoshi: Peach and The King are about to run straight into the tree in the pot because their eyes are
hyper c. yoshi: closed.
hyper c. yoshi: The orange Mushroomer forgot if he was going in or out of the window.
hyper c. yoshi: The tree tried to convince Peach that the orange Mushroomer was the window repairer, but it
hyper c. yoshi: was too late...
hyper c. yoshi: King: Look, I have white eyebrows and a white mouth!
hyper c. yoshi: The orange Mushroomer tried to steal the King's Wii so he could play Super Paper Mario, but
hyper c. yoshi: he ended up being beaten to a bloody pulp.
hyper c. yoshi: Whoever is a Mushroom-headed person that is wearing purple gets 999,999,999,999,999,999
hyper c. yoshi: coins! (Limited time offer)
hyper c. yoshi: The orange Mushroomer is actually using Doopliss' sheet to go out of the window.
hyper c. yoshi: Peach and The King have more fingers than the orange Mushroomer because it's so
hyper c. yoshi: obvious that the Mushroomer had surgery on both of his hands.
hyper c. yoshi: Peach laughed so much about The King's joke that she needed to go to the bathroom.
hyper c. yoshi: This is actually what Mario's nightmare looks like... a dream with no cheese mentioned in it.
hyper c. yoshi: King: If you lick your hand, will you lick mine?
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: *gasp* The lawn isn't cut!
hyper c. yoshi: The King's mouth is white because he is eating marshmallows, and Peach's mouth is red
hyper c. yoshi: because she is eating her lipstick.
hyper c. yoshi: King: Guess what, Peach? I've saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to
hyper c. yoshi: Geico even though I don't have a car!
hyper c. yoshi: Peach: Does this red dress make my butt look big?
hyper c. yoshi: Orange Mushroomer: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your white hair.
hyper c. yoshi: King: (in a taunting voice) Ha, Ha! I have a bigger crown than yours!

Jeff: Toad: Holy Cow! How did I get so tall?!

Tail Koopa: Peach: Haha! Dad, you're so funny! Saying that you're cheating on my mom and dating another
Tail Koopa: woman, but I know you wouldn't do that!
Tail Koopa: The most unlikely THE GREAT ESCAPE play ever.
Tail Koopa: Toad (right): Hey, your house has no goodies! What kind of royal family has no riches to steal?
Tail Koopa: Toad (right): King, I thought you were going to play as Romeo and I was going to play as Juliet,
Tail Koopa: not the other way around!
Tail Koopa: Toad (right): *GASP* The King's daughter, Princess Peach, is a human!

larryfan: The King: So, Peach, how do you like my idea of a sculpture of a Mushroomer hanging out the
larryfan: window?

dude: Toad: I hope Peach doesn't find out I stole her dress ever though I'm wearing it.

steven: King Toad: (Yeah, she wants me.)

Anikiki: Wooster thought about running away, thinking that no one cares about him, but was surprised to see
Anikiki: the princess talking to The King, who is just as a neglected character as he is.

HammerHeadBruda: What the- I went through all of this to find my dad flirting with my woman?!

Mario N00b: Orange Toad: (They didn't see me sneak into the Hall of Mushroom Fame.)
Mario N00b: The King and Princess Peach didn't notice the orange Toad, because they were blind!

yoshidude: Toad: I guess I snuck out at a bad time, but I get to at least see The King run into that plant!
yoshidude: Toad: My timing might be bad, but those two never open their eyes... This is tooo easy. **GOOD yoshidude: PRIZE**

Zoshi: Peach: Hahaha! That is hilarious! Even more than that Toad!

Super Bro: Toad: Oh no! I gotta go!

Joshua: Little did the thief know that the crown he'd stolen was fake...
Joshua: Little did the thief know that The King had a crocodile in his pocket...
Joshua: Thief: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I ONLY HAVE EIGHT FINGERS!!!
Joshua: Thief: ... I hate my life.
Joshua: Peach: Heehee, he doesn't know there's a hidden pit where he'll land...
Joshua: King: High-five!
Joshua: Thief: Oh, so the GUARDS fell asleep.
Joshua: King: You owe me five coins.

Panda: King: Do you know that pandas eat bambooooo?

Katlyn: Peach: *giggle* Prince Toad, I'm standing right next to you!

Koop: Toad Servant: Uh oh. The King and the princess! I hope they don't see me escaping the castle
Koop: because of last night's taco incident!

The Nat: Mission: Stop Peach and The King from laughing. To do this the Toad needs some stuff called
The Nat: lemon juice.

Kaska Koopa: The King: ...and you see, Princess, we've just installed the latest security system! No one can
Kaska Koopa: get in!

luigiluvr: Old Mushroomer: And then I said, "That's not a Toad, that's a mutant Snifit!"
luigiluvr: Buy this fabulous ROPE!!! It has two dish rags tied to it, and it will make your thieving days happy
luigiluvr: when you can exit the house you stole from in style! Only $19.99! And when you buy one, you get a
luigiluvr: FREE Toad dangling from the rope! Toad available in red, blue, pink, yellow, and green.
luigiluvr: King: Like every day, we have Peach laughing at my jokes, the flowers blooming, the name Atticus
luigiluvr: sketched into the ground, and a Toad trying to break into my castle. Seems pretty normal.

Double D: King Toadstool: Toad, just because the sign says "Wet Paint" doesn't mean you have to find
Double D: another way into the bathroom! **GOOD PRIZE**
Double D: Toad: Oops, this is not the best time to be sneaking into Peach's room.

Thomas: King: What do you think a Mushroom mixed with a Fire Flower makes? A hot-butt-Mushroom filled
Thomas: with grass and crowns!!! Do you want to know what grass and crowns make? Bush kings!!!

mariorulez: King: ...And the farmer says, "That's no chicken... that's my mom!"

Banjo_Kazooie: Thief: Wow. Bowser is right...

WendyRulez and Co: Narrator: This is a caption contest! Not a staring contest!
WendyRulez and Co: Unfortunately, Peach and The King never noticed the Toad burglar going in the
WendyRulez and Co: castle's Treasury.
WendyRulez and Co: Peach: AAH! IT'S THE TOAD BURGLAR!

ServantOfNobility: Toad: Is there something I need to know about, Your Highness?

Tommy Koopa: There's a thief breaking into Mushroom Castle, Peach is laughing about an unknown joke,
Tommy Koopa: and the shutters open diagonally, but I'm wondering where the Mushroom King was all this
Tommy Koopa: time.

Amber Koopa: The King: Yeah, so we've been having some technical problems due to an orange Toad. What
Amber Koopa: are the chances of that?! Hahaha!

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