Super Troopa: Birdo: I travel through mountains, floods, deserts, and plains just to say hi to you, and you
Super Troopa: squirt me with water?!
Super Troopa: Pidgit Above Wart: It's fun to watch Wart's family argue about who gets the last piece of pizza.
Super Troopa: Just pull up a chair and watch, better than a movie. **GOOD PRIZE**
Super Troopa: Pidgit Below Birdo: I probably shouldn't have ordered that life-sized Wart sprinkler.
Super Troopa: Birdo: Oh come on! All I wanted was a cup of flour!
Super Troopa: Wart: No! I'll never tell you I'm cheating on my girlfriend!
Super Troopa: Wart spends two hours trying to find out who took his car keys and finally finds out they're in
Super Troopa: his back pocket.
Super Troopa: Birdo: What do you mean we need a password to use the bathroom?!

Shell Mario: Birdo: Wart, just because Birdo have the word "bird" in Birdo's name it doesn't mean Birdo can
Shell Mario: fly!
Shell Mario: Birdo: Now the best part off the waterslide. Here I go... Come on, gravity, hurry up!
Shell Mario: Pidgit 2: Stupid carpet! This flying path keeps slamming me into the computer screen!
Shell Mario: Pidgit 1: Woo! Smelly! He calls himself the great Wart. I call him the great FART!
Shell Mario: Birdo fell in the waterfall, Pidgit 2 kept on slamming into the computer screen, and Pidgit 1's
Shell Mario: flight path made him keep circling around the hill.Then Wart discovered that the delicious
Shell Mario: cherries were... a HOLOGRAM!

WendyRulez and Co: Wart: Ugh, I feel like I'm going to blow a chunk of flies! BLEH!!!
WendyRulez and Co: Birdo: Oh great. These Pidgits have the bird flu!
WendyRulez and Co: Birdo: Oh no! Wart has the bird flu!

Ms Toadstool: Wart: (to Birdo) So stay away from my flower garden!
Ms Toadstool: Pidgit: Silly Wart; Trix pieces are for kids, not fat frogs!
Ms Toadstool: Pidgit 2: Look, Dora, I've found two friendship stars!

Mr.Nose: Birdo: BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE TIME BOMB WOULD BLOW UP!

Joshua: Pidgit below Birdo: Wait, how'd I get hit? THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!
Joshua: Birdo: WATER! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS! Oh, wait, no it doesn't.
Joshua: Wart: You shall not pass!!!

Daisyplayer1: Birdo: But Wart, I was just taking a bath!
Daisyplayer1: Pidgit #1: Oooh the pain!
Daisyplayer1: Pidgit #2: Woah! I didn't know Wart can squirt Birdos.

Jeff: Birdo: Help! Wart is barfing on me!
Jeff: Cherry: How can I float?
Jeff: Pidgit on the right: That's not really Wart. That's just a mutated Politoad practicing its Water Gun attack.

Death bandit: Wart: Cool. I'm a sprite right now

hyper c. yoshi: Pidgit: Cool, it's a Pokemon battle.
hyper c. yoshi: Birdo: Glug, glug, glug!
hyper c. yoshi: Pidgit: Hey, this battle should be in Roy's Sports Hall, Birdo vs. Blastiose- I mean, Wart!

Tail Koopa: Pidgit: Gosh. Sir Wart is so stupid when he claims himself to be intelligent. We're chasing the
Tail Koopa: Pidgit who stole the golden stars but yet he attacks the one with NO stars.
Tail Koopa: Wart: Haha! I told you my Water Tongue Tape creation would work!

Dry_Bonerangs: Wart: Birdo, this is my little way of saying YOU'RE FIRED!
Dry_Bonerangs: The cherries! They control fate!!!

Ninji: Pidgit: Heh. I don't need a TV when I can see Wart drinking too much water and my friend falling from a
Ninji: waterfall.

luigiluvr: Wart: Bowser can spit out fire, Kamek can cast random geometry shapes out of his wand, and all I
luigiluvr: can do is spit out highly destructive nuclear power that is disguised as water...

Master Larry: Wart wanted to know if Birdos could fly.
Master Larry: Unhurt Pidget: I love these Wart and Birdo fighting robots!

Silver Boom Boom: Wart: Ugh... I should listen to my mom and NEVER lick frozen water!
Silver Boom Boom: Pidgit: AARGH!!! WART'S SCREAMING IS SO HIGH-PITCHED THAT I AM GETTING A
Silver Boom Boom: MAJOR HEADACHE!!!

Ravyn78: It must be summer, because Wart is spraying water at everyone instead of bubbles.

Anikiki: Trainer (offscreen): Wart! Use your Water Gun on Birdo!
Anikiki: The Pidgits were so astounded that Birdo was pushing a small waterfall into Wart's mouth.

ServantOfNobility: The Pidgit, having finally given up on getting the cherry, decides to watch his boss spit;
ServantOfNobility: he has nothing better to do anyway.

Brandon the Science Toad: Wart: DARN IT! I said double cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake! Not
Brandon the Science Toad: vanilla! NOW TASTE MY WRATH! **GOOD PRIZE**
Brandon the Science Toad: Pidgit: I choose you! Wart! Use your Water Gun attack on Birdo!

Rhinox: Pidgit Above Wart: WART used Hydro Pump! It's Super Effective! Foe BIRDO fainted and drowned in
Rhinox: the water! WART gained 527 Exp. Points and a dead minion! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Rhinox: Wart: For the last time, Birdo! I won't turn into a human prince if you kiss me!
Rhinox: Pidgit Below Birdo: Wart's anger level is OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!
Rhinox: Apparently, Birdo tried to reach Wart's good side; the problem is that Wart left it at home as always.
Rhinox: Wart: As I always say: "A clean minion is a happy minion, and happy minions don't complain about
Rhinox: poor salary, lousy food, and short life expectancy."
Rhinox: Pidgit Above Wart: Lord Wart, I think you misunderstood the concept of "brainwashing".
Rhinox: Wart: Finally, after years of hard training, I've mastered the ancient ability of breathing water, now I
Rhinox: just need to do more hard training to be able to breathe Kool-Aid!
Rhinox: Wart: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
Rhinox: Wart: THIS IS FOR MAKING ME WASTE FIVE MINUTES OF MY LIFE WITH THAT STUPID PUPPET
Rhinox: SHOW OF YOURS!!!
Rhinox: Wart: Stupid Birdo, the Earth is not flat, it's actually triangle-shaped!
Rhinox: Wart: For the thousandth time, Birdo, I don't wanna know why the chicken crossed the road!
Rhinox: Wart's reaction after discovering that Birdo is actually a Sony fanboy.

Lilboo: Pidgit on the left: Wart, use Hydro Pump! Critical hit! Birdo fainted! Pidgit got 100 coins for winning.
Lilboo: 1-Up!

Keroh Toad: Wart: See what your cooking does?!
Keroh Toad: Shocked by the sight of the word Parakoopa coming out of nowhere, the bird jumped on his
Keroh Toad: carpet and flew off into the waterfall.

WendyRulez: Pidgit: Sub-con is now under quarantine. Leave now unless you want to blow chunks like Wart.

Koop: Birdo: Stop it, Wart! All I did was steal all of your worldly possessions and then blow them up!

remay: Gooooo Wart! Use Water Gun attack!

nintendo_ultifan: Pidgit: I don't even wanna know what that looks like.

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