WendyRulez and Co: The Mario enemies put on their own Mario play.
WendyRulez and Co: Hammer Bro: This sure is a hot swimming pool.
WendyRulez and Co: Goomba: Um, rawr?
WendyRulez and Co: Buzzy Beetle: Just jump on the axe and get it over with already!

Eric the Koopa: Lakitu: Those hackers are going to be the death of me...

Super Troopa: Koopa: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm on your side!
Super Troopa: Gray Goomba: So my job is to stand completely still in this room full of highly deadly spikes,
Super Troopa: Thwomps, and fireballs? Hm... Sounds safe to me.
Super Troopa: Buzzy Beetle Next to Axe: Ooh, a lollipop!
Super Troopa: Gray Goomba: AAH! Mario! Hey, wait, what do you mean I have to get my eyes checked more
Super Troopa: than once a lifetime?!
Super Troopa: This is the Koopas' version of tag.
Super Troopa: Koopa: Hey guys, I- Hey. What are you trying to tell me? Spiky red ball. Ooh, this is a riddle,
Super Troopa: isn't it? Hmm, let's see, the sun, no. No, wait, don't tell me!

Master Larry: Lakitu: How can that Goomba be holding that hammer if he doesn't even have hands?
Master Larry: Buzzy Beetle: That's right ,folks! Step right up if you want to to fall in the lava like Hammer Bro!
Master Larry: Goomba: Stupid Hammer Bro! He left his hammer behind.
Master Larry: It's the next exciting episode of Survivor! Here, the contestants must survive for as long as
Master Larry: they can while swimming in lava!

Shell Mario: Goomba: Now with this hammer, Mario will never squish me again, and with this axe I'll be
Shell Mario: invincible! Oh Shoot Ahhhhhh!!!
Shell Mario: Buzzy Beetle (by axe): Ha! My first time as a boss and I have Bowser diving for pennies, and I Shell Mario: have an axe! Mario stands no chance!

Ms Toadstool: Lakitu: Since when do Koopas have shells?
Ms Toadstool: Buzzy Beetle: Awesome! I walk off the other side of the screen, and I end up here! I shall
Ms Toadstool: never be tagged again! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ninji: Hammer Bro: What? This isn't water? But that doesn't explain why I can't feel my legs!

Joshua: Bowser knew he shouldn't have left a Goomba in charge of the castle...
Joshua: Buzzy Beetle on the ceiling: Yay! I can defy gravity! Take that, gravity! I-
Joshua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

marayo: Koopa Troopa: Whaddya mean you're Bowser and I'm Mario?
marayo: Hammer Bro: This is why I should never visit Bowser on Friday the 13th!
marayo: Goomba: AAAHHH!!! My best friend Jeff is in the lava, my brother was transformed into a stupid\
marayo: Lakitu, and a Buzzy Beetle has me at hammer point!

Sword Guy: Hammer Bro: How come I am in lava? A more important question is how come I can survive in
Sword Guy: lava?!
Sword Guy: The newest game! "Super Koopa Bros! Lord Goomba's Rage!"
Sword Guy: Goomba: MUHAHAHAHA! I've taken your precious Bowser away! You can't stop me!
Sword Guy: Koopa Troopa: Maybe we would forget the idea about a trap pit...
Sword Guy: Hammer: How come a Goomba can hold me...?

superjeff64: Hammer Bro: AHH!!! THE LAVA!!!! IT BURNS!!!
superjeff64: Goomba's Hammer: Yay! I'm in a caption!
superjeff64: Lakitu: How can Goomba hold a hammer when he doesn't have hands?!

Brandon the Science Toad: Buzzy Beetle: To push... or not too push... That is the question... PUSH!
Brandon the Science Toad: This is why Bowser never lets his minions takeover when he's on
Brandon the Science Toad: vacation. They think that the lava is cherry Kool-Aid.
Brandon the Science Toad: Koopa Troopa: AAAAAH! SPINIES ARE RAINING FROM THE SKY! IT'S
Brandon the Science Toad: THE END OF THE WORLD! Oh, HI HAMMER BRO!
Brandon the Science Toad: Koopa Troopa: You may have killed my partner... You may have a
Brandon the Science Toad: hammer... You may have a confused Lakitu... You may even have a
Brandon the Science Toad: Buzzy Beetle about to push the switch, killing me... BUT I HAVE A
Brandon the Science Toad: GREEN SHELL AND YOU NEVER WILL!
Brandon the Science Toad: A failed play of "Romeo and Juliet", Mario-style!

Ravyn78: Lakitu: How is the Goomba holding the hammer if he doesn't have hands?

Flareon-Y: Lakitu: Okay, there's a Hammer Brother in the lava, a Goomba with a hammer, and a
Flareon-Y: Koopa being chased by the Angry Sun... What do I have to do with anything? **GOOD Flareon-Y: PRIZE**

Mario Koopa: This is what people in Flipside play instead of Super Mario Bros. **GOOD PRIZE**
Mario Koopa: Bowser's newest army member, Lakitom, has never spent a night at Kastle Koopa.
Mario Koopa: Goomba: I took Hammer Brother's hammer. Now I just gotta take that Buzzy Beetle's
Mario Koopa: axe.
Mario Koopa: Buzzy Beetle: Ok! Everyone off the bridge! I'm cutting it down to save the dead,
Mario Koopa: burning Hammer Brother, and I don't want to go on another rescue mission
Mario Koopa: afterwards!
Mario Koopa: Buzzy Beetle: Hey guys, the Toad in the other room said the princess is in another
Mario Koopa: castle.
Mario Koopa: At the left side of the bridge is a mirror that reflects stuff upside-down!

YoshiForever: Hammer Brother: Hmmm... This swimming pool is a little warm. How come my
YoshiForever: swimming instructor is a skeleton?

Death bandit: I love it when everybody defies the laws of physics.
Death bandit: Goomba: Obey me as I have a *SQUISH*

Douglas Carr: Hammer Bro in Fire: Wee! I'm swimming! Funny how whenever I put my body in here it
Douglas Carr: turns black.

Mario Koopa: Buzzy Beetle: All right, who turned off gravity on the left side of the bridge?
Mario Koopa: Lakitu: Uh... guys? You can stop fighting. I already ate the last piece of pie.

Daisyplayer1: Lakitu: Wait a minute, Mario's a Koopa Troopa and Bowser's a Goomba, and there's a
Daisyplayer1: Hammer Brother in the lava. THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

Doopliss' twin: Lakitu: Hey! That Goomba is Mario in disguise! Get him!

Tail Koopa: Buzzy Beetle: Hey, I wonder what this axe does.
Tail Koopa: Hammer Bro: No! My teddy bear! I'll save you... as soon as the lava cools down.
Tail Koopa: Bowser was tired of fighting Mario, so he hired those guys to fight Mario for him.
Tail Koopa: So far they just need to stop having arguments over who gets the hammer for the fight
Tail Koopa: with Mario. Already they lost a teammate when he fell into the lava.

Phoenix647: Lakitu: Bowser sent me to tell you guys he'll be back by tomorr- OMG, we're so all
Phoenix647: gonna get dungeon time!

hyper c. yoshi: My least favorite game: Super Koopa Bros.
hyper c. yoshi: Goomba: Ahhh! Flying flower!
hyper c. yoshi: Buzzy Beetle near axe: Those suckers won't notice I'm here. Wait, did I just say that
hyper c. yoshi: out loud?
hyper c. yoshi: Koopa: Uh, Bowser, is this one of Ludwig's failed experiments again?
hyper c. yoshi: Lakitu: I think Hammer Bro committed suicide again.
hyper c. yoshi: Goomba: Face the wrath of my hammer!
hyper c. yoshi: As you might have noticed, the Hammer Bro is taking a lava bath.
hyper c. yoshi: This is one of Nintendo's worst dreams, a bad video game.
hyper c. yoshi: Guess who the princess is? Wendy!
hyper c. yoshi: This is what happens when Bowser can't find the remote, utter chaos! Bowser could
hyper c. yoshi: just push the buttons on the TV instead of using the remote, but he is too lazy to do
hyper c. yoshi: that anyway.

Wario Fan 64: Ok, no more Red Bull for these guys.

joseph koopa: The fake Bowsers of SMB.

superjeff64: Buzzy Beetle on the right: Ha ha ha! As soon as I pick up this axe, I'll destroy the bridge
superjeff64: and then Bowser will have no choice but to give me the Employee of the Month
superjeff64: award!

Matt: Lakitu: Umm... What is going on?

Super Yoshi 64: Lakitu: You know, if I didn't get 20 minutes of sleep last night, I'd say that Goomba is Super Yoshi 64: holding that hammer with no hands.

Silver Boom Boom: Hammer Bro: I am swimming in lava and I am not dying, but I am stuck here
Silver Boom Boom: forever. I HATE GAMESHARK!!!

Introbulus: Lakitu: Oh, sorry guys.  I thought this was World 4-2!
Introbulus: Goomba: If  I had a hammer... Hey, I do!
Introbulus: Buzzy Beetle: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this axe over...?
Introbulus: Hammer Bro: Aaahh... A nice hot lava bath is just what I needed...
Introbulus: Mario: I knew I should've just left the "Koopa Suit" in the block!

nick: It's Super Hard Koopa Brothers.
nick: Lakitu: Hey, the penny I dropped is about to land on the axe. Ah well.

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