Super Troopa: Roy: Today on Roy's Cooking Show we will learn to bake a princess. First, get a princess,
Super Troopa: next, get fifty yards of bread and butter, and last, put her in the oven and she's ready to go!
Super Troopa: The Breakfast Twins: Roy, with the power to swallow an omelet whole; and Peach, with the
Super Troopa: power to make falling toast land butter side up!
Super Troopa: Peach: Is there a reason we're preparing Thanksgiving dinner in the middle of June?
Super Troopa: Roy: How many times do I have to tell you, you don't have to sneak in to steal the toast, it's
Super Troopa: free!
Super Troopa: Peach: Why are you opening a bakery in my bathroom?!
Super Troopa: Peach: Don't you think nobody's coming into your bakery because your bread is painted
Super Troopa: cement and your door is a wallpaper pattern?

Fried Rooster: All toasters toast toast all toasters.
Fried Rooster: Bully: Did I tell you that I have a major crush on you?
Fried Rooster: Bully: I knew you couldn't resist my yummy toasts.

Dark Kiyomaro: Roy: Remember, all toasters toast toast!

Shell Mario: Roy: Now I will do the most insane thing ever done: buttering Pop-Tarts! Yes, Princess, read it
Shell Mario: and weep!
Shell Mario: Roy: Now I can finally prove that you CAN fit a square piece of toast into my triangle mouth!
Shell Mario: Roy: Welcome to anger management class. You'll find buttering toast a good way to calm down. Shell Mario: Soon you'll find your happy place, AND FORGET ABOUT BACKSTABBING PEOPLE THAT
Shell Mario: SHIPPED YOU AWAY!!!
Shell Mario: Roy: Hey Peach! I know what I want to eat. I think I'll have the thing you offered me
Shell Mario: earlier, the knuckle sandwich. THAT SOUNDS TASTY!
Shell Mario: Welcome back to Roy's Sports Hall, where Roy is fighting a piece of toast! Roy is cutting
Shell Mario: the toast and the crumbs are making a mess. Now Roy must clean it up. TOAST WINS!

Ms Toadstool: Peach: You're not cutting the toast! You're cutting the cheese!

Daisyplayer1: Roy: Mmmm mmmm. I LOVE toast!
Daisyplayer1: Peach: No fair! Roy gets to make millions of toast at the same time, but it takes me FIVE
Daisyplayer1: minutes to make a single piece of toast!**GOOD PRIZE**

Master Larry: Peach: That's MY toast!
Master Larry: Peach: Roy! Did you steal my six toasters and two giant plugs?!

Paperlemmy: Roy: You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!

plokman: Peach: You look awful, and that cheese smells!

Lakitufo: What kind of idiot puts jelly on toast? I OUGHTA KILL YOU!!!

Mario Koopa: Peach: Hey Roy! I wanna play a game before breakfast! What's behind my back?! Is it an axe or
Mario Koopa: a sword? It's BOTH of 'em! HYAH!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Mario Koopa: Roy handed Peach his glass of milk to hold while he made his sandwich. Too bad he doesn't
Mario Koopa: notice her poisoning it behind her back.
Mario Koopa: Welcome to Roy's Buttered Hotdog Stand! If you don't have the money to pay for your food,
Mario Koopa: you're going to wind up as an employee like Peach! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

supercomputer276: Peach: Does it have to be those particular slices?!

Ravyn78: Peach: Roy, why are there so many toasters if you're only having a couple of pieces?

Mastar: Roy: What? This isn't a knuckle sandwich?
Mastar: Roy: So if toast comes out of the toaster, where does the bread go?

Ninji: Roy: It's peanutbutter jelly time!
Ninji: It's the Cooking with Roy Show! Today we'll learn how to make toast!

Death bandit: No, Roy, that bread will clash with your diet.

Amber Koopa: Peach: That Roy dares steal my cake?!
Amber Koopa: Roy: Yum yum yum! A brick with butter!
Amber Koopa: Roy: While I eat this fruitcake smothered in butter, breaking all my teeth, I will have an excuse
Amber Koopa: not to eat Clawdia's tofu-butter-lima bean surprise!
Amber Koopa: Peach: This must be why Bowser doesn't make fruitcake anymore.

WendyRulez and Co: Peach: AAH! EVIL TOAST OF DOOM!
WendyRulez and Co: Little does Roy know that Peach is approaching him with a sledgehammer.

luigiluvr: Peach knew that today was buttered toast day. What she didn't know was that Roy was
luigiluvr: trying to butter her up.

superjeff64: Roy: Ahh, a nice, relaxing breakfast. My siblings are all locked up in the dungeon, King
superjeff64: Dad is buying me my own castle, and I kidnapped Peach all by myself. If only I could
superjeff64: defeat Mario and that guy with the green hat, my life would be perfect.

Eric the koopa: Peach: Curse you for replacing my toothpaste with super glue!

Joshua: Ed (Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy): BUTTERED TOAST!!!
Joshua: Peach: He's killing the toast! Stop him!!!
Joshua: Roy: TOAST POWAH!

Mr.Nose: Roy: Evil Plan Part One: Capture Peach. Evil Plan Part Two: Make her taste my homemade
Mr.Nose: butter!**GOOD PRIZE**

Douglas Carr: Roy: Mmmmm! Cake!
Douglas Carr: Little does Roy know that if you steal a princess' food, she will murder you.

Superluigi55: Peach: How dare you use my sixty toasters and make sandwiches without telling me? Superluigi55: I could have called friends over and we could have had a picnic!

wintersoldier: Roy: Sorry, Wendy's specialty is poison pancakes and malevolent milk molecules.
wintersoldier: Peach: GET OUT OF HERE! And you'd better not kidnap me on the way out!

hyper c. yoshi: Peach is a toast hater.
hyper c. yoshi: Morton likes wedding cake, Ludwig likes chocolate, Mario likes cheese, and now...
hyper c. yoshi: Roy likes toast?
hyper c. yoshi: Peach: Hey! That's my toast!
hyper c. yoshi: Roy: Ahhh! I stabbed my hand with the knife!
hyper c. yoshi: Toast: Ahhhh!!! Don't eat me or stab me with that knife!!! Ahhhh!!!
hyper c. yoshi: Roy is not holding a knife, he actualy has an overgrown nail.
hyper c. yoshi: Peach: I HATE toast!!!

Sword Guy: Roy: In the very second Dad finds out what his birthday present from me is, I will be
Sword Guy: written all over his will.
Sword Guy: Apparently. Roy misunderstood it when someone told him that a peach can be eaten.

Bradley123: Roy: I hope you like the bread, cinnamon stick, and hotdog diet. It helped knock off all of
Bradley123: Wendy's fat.
Bradley123: Roy is about to learn to never say "diet" in front of Peach.

Laura: Bully: You know what they say, all toasters toast toast the toast that toasts all toasters.
Laura: Bully: But Princess, you said you wanted butter on it.

Lilboo: Peach: Great, we are doing a recreation of the worst Mario game ever. Better get out my
Lilboo: frying pan.

LizzytheInsaneICPFan: Roy: Nothing like slicing Peach's wallet in half- er I mean... toast! Yes...
LizzytheInsaneICPFan: toast... Let's go with that...

astromatt3: Peach: You little... I oughta... If you do that one more time I'll have to... I HATE YOU, YOU LITTLE
astromatt3: TOASTER!!!

Douglas Carr: You do NOT want to know what happens next!

Ian: Roy: And welcome to the Koopa Kooking show!

Matt: Peach: Roy, your cooking tastes like old socks that were in pickle juice for 1,000,000 years!

Supermarioman: Not many people know that Peach hides a baseball bat in her hair. This is why.

Eric "Toadinator" Zagar: Princess Peach: When I said cut the cheese, I meant the food.

Wario Fan 64: Roy: Want me to cut down the middle or across?
Wario Fan 64: Peach: (Why does he have more toasters than I do?)

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